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He Tianfan was lying on the big bed next to Xiaolan in his house, his head buried in the pillow miserably, and he yelled, "Who the hell informed him!"

An unpopular prince sat by the bed, crossed his legs and asked hypocritically, "Doctor He, are you swollen? Doctor He, why are you paralyzed on the bed and can't move?"

Long Junhao just woke up and heard the latest hot gossip in the nursing home. After ignoring his own part, he was pleasantly surprised to find that the slut he hated had provided such an entertainment opportunity to the public unprecedentedly. When will it be?

He grabbed a handful of melon seeds and said with a sad face, "Doctor He, please move and let me see, don't scare me~ah~"

He Tianfan's face buried under the pillow was full of pain, and his voice trembled, "You are enough..."

"No, it's not enough. My concern for Dr. He goes beyond this level. I wish I could show you my sincere heart and let you know how much I care about you and care about you," Long Junhao said sincerely He said, "By the way, Dr. He, why can't you move?"

"..."

"Hahaha..." Hearing this, Li Xuan finally slid down the door frame with his stomach in his arms, "My lord, you are so handsome."

"Ah, thank you, thank you," Long Junhao cupped his hands full of melon seeds, and then began to nibble slowly, saying in a dignified manner, "This king is also concerned about Dr. He, why don't we invite our divine doctor Chu to come and see?" look?"

There is only one result for asking Chu Jian to come over: Congratulations madam, happy pulse.It would have been fine in the past, but now a certain beast in clothes has just been raped and has lost its virginity, so...

He Tianfan's face turned green.

Li Xuan laughed loudly, "My lord is still thoughtful, come on, go and invite the divine doctor Chu."

The little nurse bowed softly and floated away.Gu Chen, who had been silent all this time, looked at someone who was shaking all over the bed, and slowly added, "According to the injuries on Dr. He's body, he will have to lie in bed for at least a week before he can get out of bed."

"Really?" Long Junhao turned pale with shock, quickly licked the melon seeds in his hand, leaned over and pinched a front paw of a certain animal, and said sincerely and complaining, "Doctor He, how can you be so swollen? I don’t know how to control? Even if mushrooms are delicious, you can’t make fun of your body. Excessive indulgence is wrong. Let me tell you, maybe your health is too bad, why don’t I order the kitchen to make some kidney tonic for you? ?” Then he asked very purely and innocently, “By the way, Doctor He, I still don’t quite understand. You are obviously going to eat people, how did you become such a farmer?”

"..."

"Hahaha..." Li Xuan laughed out loud again, and his body that had just stood upright slid down again.

Long Junhao continued to ask purely, "Excuse me, Doctor He, are mushrooms delicious?"

Regardless of his injuries, He Tianfan suddenly turned over to look at him, and shouted in grief and indignation, "You are enough! Who told you that!"

Long Junhao comforted, "Doctor He, don't get excited. The heroic deeds of you eating shiitake mushrooms and paralyzing yourself have spread throughout the nursing home. Everyone is moved by your spirit of struggle and is preparing to open a hospital for you." Commendation meeting, really."

He Tianfan immediately rolled his eyes in anger, gasped, and it took him a long time to regain his composure, and asked in a trembling voice, "Then... where is that bastard now?"

"You mean your shiitake mushroom?" Long Junhao thought for a while, "When I saw it just now, he was still nesting in the place where I first met."

"What are you doing there? Tie him up, I'm going to kill him, no, I'm going to rape first and then kill him! Aww..." He Tianfan yelled angrily, pulling his wound and gasping for air.

"No way," Long Junhao said in embarrassment, "I wanted to ask him to come with me just now, but he said that he is a shiitake mushroom, the root grows there, and he will die when he pulls it out."

The arrogance on He Tianfan's body was instantly extinguished, "...is it Xiao Lan?"

"Oh, so your shiitake mushroom is called Xiaolan," Long Junhao rubbed his chin, turned to look at Guchen, "I haven't seen a double personality yet, can you get out his other personality?"

Gu Chen glanced at Li Xuan, smiled and replied, "I don't know, you can try." He and Li Xuan came here to have a showdown with that person, who would have thought that the person would change back after sleeping, so That's why I came here by the way - to see He Tianfan's jokes.In other words, it was really not intentional, only someone did it intentionally.

A certain person laughed immediately, took his hand and left, "Well, you get him out, he made He Tianfan fall into such a big stumble, no matter what I do, I have to get to know him, and maybe invite him again Eat and drink."

Gu Chen let him pull him, and said helplessly, "You will not forget that I said that the person was probably sent by Lei Yan, right?"

"So what," Long Junhao said nonchalantly, "Anyway, he ate He Tianfan, this king will treat him to dinner."

Gu Chen was even more helpless, "As you wish..."

"By the way, why is the dean so happy about He Tianfan's accident?"

"Because Xiaoyu is also a beauty, that unscrupulous beast will naturally not let go, so Li Xuan also hates him."

"That bitch is really making enemies everywhere..."

While the two were talking, they had arrived at the next room, where Xiaolan brand shiitake mushrooms were nestling in the corner, motionless, looking at the two uninvited guests with a pair of beautiful eyes blinking.

Long Junhao thought for a while, walked over silently and squatted in front of him, and asked seriously, "Hello, little shiitake mushroom, we are the staff of the mushroom department in China, and we are going to do a comprehensive investigation on Chinese shiitake mushrooms. Excuse me...what was the environment you grew up in before?" He sincerely added a sentence of advice, "If you don't cooperate, then we will regretfully remove you, and you will no longer be a shiitake mushroom from now on."

"No, I'm a shiitake mushroom! If you ask me, I'll answer anything!" Xiaolan shiitake mushrooms obviously didn't expect the other party to have such a big background, and was immediately shocked. Can explain.

The relevant investigator coughed and asked, "First answer the question just now."

Xiaoxiang Mushroom replied obediently, "In a big house, bigger than this one, very luxurious."

"That means you are very rich," Long Junhao said to himself, and continued to ask, "Then do you know who is the person who waters and fertilizes you?"

Little Shiitake recalled, "There are many people."

"Talk about the one with the highest status," Long Junhao persuasively said, "For example, what is his last name, or what others call him."

"Oh," Little Xianggu nodded cooperatively, looked at the ceiling in thought, and said weakly, "Some of them call him Boss, some call him Brother Yan..."

Long Junhao touched the top of his shiitake mushroom with satisfaction, and praised, "After investigation, your shiitake mushroom grows very well, so we decided to award you the first-class shiitake mushroom medal."

Little Mushroom immediately held his hand with emotion, "Really, thank you so much, Mushroom staff."

"..." Long Junhao said, "You're welcome."

Gu Chen's face was full of black lines, "What exactly is that medal?"

"Who knows, maybe you can sell it for a good price if you have it," Long Junhao got up, and turned to spread his hands at him, "Here, after asking, he is indeed from Lei Yan."

"..." Gu Chen was silent, and the corners of his eyes twitched a little. No matter how much he guessed, he never expected that the matter would be asked like this. This... Could this be the experience accumulated from getting along with those creatures? !

Long Junhao went over to push him, "It's your turn, get out his other personality, do you have any good ideas?"

Guchen walked over, flexed his wrist, and replied calmly, "Smash him unconscious."

"..." Long Junhao said, "This is a good idea, is it feasible?"

"Eighty percent." Gu Chen said, raising his palms straight down, with incomparable precision.The little mushroom immediately fell forward, but just when it was about to touch the ground, it suddenly turned over, took two quick steps aside, stood still and raised its head, the light in its eyes was very cold, and the whole person's aura changed.

Long Junhao rubbed his eyes, rubbed his eyes again, opened his mouth wide, "This... this is amazing..."

Gu Chen pulled Long Junhao behind him, and looked at him calmly.The man rubbed his neck and muttered, "It's really hard..."

Long Junhao was very interested in him, and poked his head out from behind Gu Chen to look at him, "Hello, I'm Long Junhao, I heard that you ate that bitch, my admiration for you is like a torrent of water Endless."

"Ah, it's easy to say, easy to say," the man cupped his hands and laughed evilly, "I'm also very familiar with Brother Long's name."

Long Junhao bowed politely, "I don't know your honorable name?"

"My surname is Yu, my name is Ao, and my name is Xiaolan."

"It turned out to be Brother Yu, nice to meet you, nice to meet you," Long Junhao said with a smile, "This king hits you off right away, I wonder if I can treat you to a glass of wine?"

"Then I will be disrespectful."

"Very good, very good."

Gu Chen rested his forehead with his hands, "You guys are enough... Hey..."

Yu Ao put away his cynical smile, turned his eyes to him, and spread his hands, "Anyway, you have been suspicious since the first day I came here, and I have nothing to hide."

"You are very calm," Gu Chen said, "What did Lei Yan ask you to do?"

"He only set out the first mission, which is to find a way to sneak in to familiarize himself with the situation, and then secretly observe the prince," Yu Ao didn't care to tell them the truth, "Now I'm finishing it, and I'm ready to wait for the second step of the plan," he said. He laughed wickedly as he spoke, "Anyway, based on the current situation, that man surnamed He probably won't go through the discharge procedures for me. I have plenty of time to wait slowly."

Long Junhao also laughed, "That means you won't do anything to me now?"

"For the time being."

"That's good," Long Junhao felt relieved, and walked over to hook his shoulders, "Come on, let's go drink, but before that, you have to go and see that bitch, he wants to settle a score with you."

"Then I'll be angry with him by the way."

"Alright, I'll watch."

"..." Guchen watched them leave with twitching corners of his mouth, took a deep breath to calm himself down, and followed slowly.

Li Xuan was very surprised that they could come in together calmly, so he couldn't help taking a few secret glances.Long Junhao was also very surprised at this moment, no, it should be said that he was shocked, because there was a person standing in the middle of the room, wearing a Taoist uniform, carrying a wooden sword on his back, holding a gossip in his hand, and holding this banner in the other hand, writing: Subduing the demon Slayer.

He opened his mouth wide, "...Chu Jian?"

Li Xuan said silently, "It should be called Master Chu now."

Long Junhao's brain was still in shock, "...what's going on?"

Luo Yi, a good young man next to Chu Jian, explained with a smile, "Because the genius doctor Chu said yesterday that there were too many ghosts and wolves howling here, he decided to resume his ancestral business and eliminate harm for the people." The truth is that Luo Yi taught Chu Jian artificial respiration last time. Later, the genius doctor always used this skill to help the common people, so someone came up with a way to change the career of the miracle doctor of Chu. rise.

Chu Tianshi turned his head to look at him, and counted with his fingers, "Cut off children and grandchildren."

Luo Yi laughed, "It's enough to follow the celestial master in this life, and I'm willing to let you go."

Everyone silently cast a black line, and Chu Tianshi looked at the corpse on the bed again, pinched his fingers and counted again, "Destroy children and grandchildren."

He Tianfan roared in irritation, "Why?!"

Regardless of whether Master Chu continues to count, you will also cut off your children and grandchildren, and he will also cut off your children and grandchildren. After telling everyone in the room that all children and grandchildren will be cut off, Chu Daxian left waving his flag (Chu Jian, I have to say that you are telling the truth to a certain extent! Hello)

Yu Ao pointed to himself, "...why do you even count me?"

"..." Long Junhao said, "...How do I know, I'm included, okay?"

He Tianfan exploded when he saw Yu Ao, "You deserve to die! I curse you!"

Only then did Yu Ao turn his gaze to him, and smiled wickedly, "Of course I can't have a child with you, I don't need you to remind me of this." As he spoke, he walked over there, and the hairs all over He Tianfan's body stood on end, " You... what do you want to do?!"

Yu Ao unbuttoned his clothes, "Of course it's to increase the relationship, everyone, there are conflicts within the family."

Everyone understood and walked out clattering.

He Tianfan became even more furious, "Don't leave! Help me! I'm injured now!"

Chu Daxian hadn't gone far yet, he listened to the voice inside, pinched his fingers, and said leisurely, "When you meet each other, you will win but there are countless people..."

Everyone took a step back and looked at him in horror.

The lord was silent for a long while and slowly made a concluding speech, "This transformation was very successful."

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