After Han Shixiu came home, he felt like a cat was scratching his heart all the time.

As soon as I remembered Zou Sijiu's phrase "I will go to your place to find you on New Year's Day", I couldn't help but start thinking wildly.

I... I don't know what will happen after I did that kind of hooligan thing to Zou Sijiu?

Hmm... Han Shixiu felt that he was looking forward to seeing Zou Sijiu, but also a little afraid of seeing Zou Sijiu.

More precisely, while looking forward to a brand new future, he is also full of anxiety about the unknown.

——Han Shixiu even rehearsed countless scenes that might happen at home.

Among them, the most disturbing thing is that "Zou Sijiu acted like nothing happened."

Well……

In that case, what should I do...

Do you want to--

no... no...

……

——But Zou Sijiu didn't let this kind of thing happen.

On the day Zou Sijiu came, Han Shixiu just opened the door, and before he could say anything, Zou Sijiu reached out and pulled Han Shixiu out, dragged him into the corridor, grabbed Han Shixiu's head and kissed him.

The time was actually very short, and there was no further action. Even before Han Shixiu could react, the kiss was over.

Zou Sijiu looked at Han Shixiu: "Where are your parents?"

"out……"

"so."

"Zou...Zou Sijiu..."

"Ok?"

"You..." Han Shixiu said, "Don't call my parents parents, okay..."

"Okay." Zou Sijiu said, "I didn't think so soon."

……

——When the relationship changed, Han Shixiu immediately changed the roles completely.

In the past, when it came to things related to computers, although Han Shixiu hoped that Zou Sijiu could follow suit, he also knew that he had no position to ask Zou Sijiu to do anything.Therefore, every time when making suggestions, Han Shixiu is always very careful, for fear that the way he speaks will make the other party feel uncomfortable.If Zou Sijiu agreed, Han Shixiu would be very moved.

Now, the situation has become like this:

"Zou Sijiu." Han Shixiu said, "I really can't take it anymore."

"how?"

"How can you use a mouse with a cord?"

"Ok?"

Han Shixiu's tone is unquestionable: "Please buy a wireless mouse."

"..."

After a while, when Zou Sijiu right-clicked the link on the webpage and opened the page in a new tab of the browser, Han Shixiu couldn't help but said: "Zou Sijiu, please press the middle mouse button."

"..."

Another half an hour later: "Zou Sijiu, please block the advertisements in the video."

"..."

As he said that, Han Shixiu hugged Zou Sijiu's computer, and blocked the advertisement in a few clicks.

Then, when Zou Sijiu opened a video, he saw a small black screen, which said: "Uh... the advertisement cannot be played normally. XX's video service needs to pay high broadband and content fees, watch sponsor advertisements, help XX stays free and does better. Please try turning off ad blockers or plugins, click to see how to turn it off, or call…”

Zou Sijiu had never seen this thing before.

Later, when Zou Sijiu wanted to use a search engine to search for something, Han Shixiu said: "Did you know that after typing or in the address bar, you don't need to press Enter to enter the webpage, you can just click the tab key, and you can click on the Enter keywords directly in the address bar to search. In this way, you don't need to go to the homepage of the search engine first...it will take 1 to 2 more seconds. Of course, if your browser has a built-in search toolbar, you can also use that."

"..."

Finally, Zou Sijiu wanted to browse a Word document from the beginning, so he dragged the scroll bar to the first page with the mouse.At this time, Han Shixiu said next to him: "Zou Sijiu, please press the Ctrl+Home key to directly bring the cursor to the beginning of the text."

"..."

At the end, Master Han closed the coffin and concluded: "Zou Sijiu, you are so stupid."

"..."

……

——The next day is a rest day.

In the morning, Zou Sijiu opened the mahjong website as usual, but found that he couldn't open it at all.

weird...

Maybe it's due to website maintenance.

Unexpectedly, at night, the website was still unable to log in.

"What are you doing?" Zou Sijiu said, "It's so rotten that no one will find out if it's broken for a day?"

Han Shixiu on the side suddenly interjected: "No."

"what?"

"You wronged them."

Zou Sijiu suddenly became suspicious: "You know?"

"of course."

"..."

"Hmph..." Han Shixiu printed out his thesis and wanted to make final revisions, and said, "I blocked that mahjong website."

"..."

"Is it displayed after entering the website 'the URL address you submitted is blocked'?"

"you……"

"I... I didn't touch your computer... it was blocked through the router."

"..."

Han Shixiu turned his head, his face was full of deep grievances: "So, so, as long as you don't stay at my house, you can have fun again."

"..."

"You, hurry back to city B overnight and play your favorite mahjong."

"..."

Saying that, Han Shixiu lowered his head, took out the papers from the printer, and said, "This way I can concentrate on my research. Save... save me from being upset because you played mahjong all night beside you..."

"I didn't expect you to think so..." Zou Sijiu walked over, "Because you said you wanted to finish the thesis as soon as possible... I was afraid of disturbing you, so I had nothing to do and started a few rounds."

"..." Han Shixiu turned off the printer: "Even...even if that's the case...it's not that I can't spare any time...it's not that I can't spare any time. But you never paid attention to me..."

"I was wrong." Zou Sijiu turned Han Shixiu to face him, grabbed the back of his head, and kissed Han Shixiu on the forehead.

"Well……"

Then Zou Sijiu moved down a little bit and bit Han Shixiu's lip.

"..."

In the end, he unexpectedly pried open Han Shixiu's teeth and rolled up his tongue.

And the arms are getting tighter and tighter, even touching the shoulders, back, waist, and buttocks...

"..."

Han Shixiu doesn't know how to kiss at all, so he can only make some clumsy responses under Zou Sijiu's guidance. Later, he even has a little difficulty breathing.

In the end, when he was let go, Han Shixiu was so ashamed that he didn't even know where to put his hands.

Unexpectedly, Zou Sijiu had to make an inch and said, "You have reacted."

"Don't say it!" Han Shixiu said angrily, "Don't say it!"

"Do you know why this happens?"

"I know." Han Shixiu replied: "The arteries dilate, and a large amount of blood flows in; the veins shrink, and the outflow of blood decreases."

"No." Zou Sijiu smiled, and it was dazzling: "Because you like me."

"..."

Knowing that the answer he just said is correct, but Han Shixiu was unable to refute it for a while.

Just say, "Uh...uh..."

"Master Han..." Zou Sijiu suddenly asked again: "Have you... ever solved it by yourself?"

"!!!" Although he was embarrassed, Han Shixiu would not lie: "Occasionally...occasionally..."

"When did it start?"

"This...undergraduate..."

"..."

"What... what's wrong..."

"No." Zou Sijiu asked again: "How did you learn it?"

"Hmm... Once when I was taking a shower, I heard someone say a word... After thinking about it, I... understood..."

"What word?"

"Put...fuck..."

"Oh——" Zou Sijiu drew a long tone: "Tricking——"

Han Shixiu wished he could find a crack in the ground and get in.

Before that day, Han Shixiu didn't know that... he could make something out of it.

It's easy to react, but... Han Shixiu didn't know what to do next.

On the other side, Zou Sijiu had already grabbed Han Shixiu's arm, and with a slight movement, he dragged him into his arms.

Then, Zou Sijiu tentatively touched Han Shixiu's lower body with his fingertips, his movements were very small, as if he was afraid of scaring the other party.

However, even if it was just like this, Han Shixiu still yelled, pushed Zou Sijiu away forcefully, and rushed to the door with a few steps, his face flushed.

This, this... seems to require a little mental preparation...

Zou Sijiu didn't look surprised either.

"That...that..." Han Shixiu interrupted: "I made up a brain teaser today!"

"..."

"Programmers will have a lot of debts to pay in their next life, why is that?"

"...?"

"Because programmers kill a lot of bugs!"

"..."

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