The Passion of an Academic Rising Star

Han Shixiu is 26 years old this year. He is a promising Ph.D. in computer science at T University. His favorite thing to do is to write papers.

He locked himself in the dark laboratory every night, closed the curtains, pressed the door lock, opened the computer solemnly, and knocked out characters full of emotion:

"ALinearProgrammingDualityApproach...SNBd-aryMultilogNetworks...GeneralCrosstalkConstraints..."

This paper was intended by Han Shixiu to participate in an international conference.

He has always believed that in the future, he must become the Taishan Beidou of the academic world.

Sometimes, Han Shixiu thinks that although he must achieve something in theory, he must not lag behind in practice, so he works hard to develop and research, and applies for one patent after another.Almost half of Han Shixiu's monthly financial income is spent on various patent application fees.Filling out the page after page of forms, I thought with joy, I am indeed a genius. Others only have one leg, how can they run faster than me with two legs.

In terms of academics, Han Shixiu has always been very confident.

He also has a Weibo, ID is called: T Daehan Shixiu.

He sends some cutting-edge technology news and personal opinions every day, and looks forward to having like-minded people come to discuss.And as long as someone posts a comment, even if it's just a comment on a Weibo post that has been forwarded countless times, Han Shixiu will immediately touch it and leave three big characters: Please add me!

Han Shixiu likes to watch the increase in the number of fans on his Weibo, and even puts his Weibo address in the author profile column of papers and books, so that people can check it.He thought that as a pioneer of the younger generation of scholars, he had an obligation to spread the subtleties of computer science.

Moreover, Han Shixiu still has a little selfishness: [-]. Those who follow him, after long-term influence, should agree with his conclusion more than agree with the surname Zhou in the crappy school next door.This is called accumulating more.If both of them become professors in the future, they can win at the starting line with the support of the masses![-]. In the future, if he has a large number of online fans, it can be more or less explained that he is a professional opinion leader and a symbol of profound influence. Naturally, more and more people will believe in him. Well, not Zhou.

This Weibo has applied for a VIP from Sina, and there is a shiny "V" on the right side of the ID.

This is the Weibo strategy that Han Shixiu formulated after dozens of days and nights of deep thinking.

When not writing papers, applying for patents, and posting on Weibo, Han Shixiu likes to search for his name in engines such as Baidu and Google.Looking at the papers and patents presented page by page behind my name, I feel so satisfied.

On this day, Han Shixiu entered his own name as usual.

But the result surprised him.

"XX Blood Pressure Apparatus...Han Shixiu used to have very high blood pressure, high pressure 150, low pressure 100, it dropped when he took medicine, and rose when he stopped taking the medicine. The sudden high and low blood pressure scares people to death! Since using the XX Blood Pressure Apparatus, I am no longer afraid of it Han Shixiu said to the reporter: XX blood pressure lowering instrument, after using it, I feel refreshed, and I can work hard without any worries, and I am not afraid of going on business trips!"

Han Shixiu was dumbfounded, and kept flipping through, but they were all advertisements for this blood pressure device. It was not until the fourth page that there was one of his papers, and on the tenth page, there was another one.

Han Shixiu felt a thunderbolt.

Could it be that someone has duplicated his name?

But Han Shixiu didn't think his name was a common name.

Or... because of the high exposure rate of my name, some unscrupulous businessman accidentally saw this name, so he stole it and used it, and made up this article indiscriminately!

Han Shixiu felt aggrieved.

He probably knew the reason why his thesis was pushed out to such a distant position all of a sudden.

In the final analysis, it is actually a 'bidding ranking'.

Han Shixiu felt a huge black screen coming from the computer monitor.As long as you give money, you can make your own web pages rank in the forefront of the search results, and manually interfere with the search results.He is now very sure that his thesis has been maliciously excluded!

He can prostrate himself under the power of knowledge, but he must never bow down under the power of money.

I will definitely be an opinion leader in this field in the future, but now my name has not only been stolen, but also squeezed to the back of ten pages of search results.Search results shape which facts and opinions people pay attention to and in what order they are talked about.For example, if the blood pressure meter is ranked in front of their own papers and patents, searchers will take it for granted that the blood pressure meter is more important than these papers and patents.As a future opinion leader, Han Shixiu would never allow such a thing to happen.

This momentum must be killed in the cradle.

Han Shixiu clicked on the press release of the XX blood pressure device, and saw the photo of the general manager.

He looks very arrogant, and he looks like a person who has been abandoned by the palace of knowledge.

After scanning the webpage, Han Shixiu found that this weekend, this company will hold a lecture on health and longevity at the veteran cadre center next door, and Han Shixiu, who has high blood pressure, will also attend this event, sharing his own virtues from that Become a valuable experience of this virtue.

Han Shixiu immediately decided to meet him for a while—this guy who didn't pay blood and sweat, but was more famous than himself because of his high blood pressure.

Anyway, it's very close... Whether Han Shixiu is his real name or a fake name, and whether his name has been stolen, you can know it by just looking at it...!

Before going to meet the counterfeit goods for a while, Han Shixiu of course also did a lot of preparatory work.

For example, search the information of the company that produces the XX pressure-reducing instrument.The place of registration of this company is local, and it is a new-born enterprise. Although it is young, it is aggressive. It not only manufactures blood pressure instruments, but also many, many other medical equipment.It seems that a lot of money has been spent on the advertisement, and the reviews found on the Internet are all unanimous praise.

And... It's not the first time that Han Shixiu, who has high blood pressure, has held a lecture. He has appeared countless times in different cities.

In other words, without his knowledge, his name has been brutally abused more than once.

The next day, Han Shixiu went to the Veteran Cadre Center to attend the lecture on health and longevity.

When I got to the place, wow...a lot of people...the old people didn't seem to know that this was actually an advertising campaign, and they all crowded the bus together and came here from far away.

Han Shixiu saw a bald expert come to the stage and coughed at Mike.The sound of coughing resounded throughout the audience, so the experts knew that this was a good microphone.

So the lecture on high blood pressure began.

Han Shixiu was not interested in knowledge other than computers, so he pinched his camera in boredom, waiting for the appearance of Han Shixiu with high blood pressure.

Finally, Han Shixiu with high blood pressure finally appeared.

Han Shixiu jumped up like a chicken blood, he didn't even sit on the stool, and stood there to shoot wildly.

"Wow..." People around looked at Master Han: "Are you also Teacher Han's fan? Teacher Han, you have a lot of experience in the treatment of high blood pressure!"

Han Shixiu didn't want to pay attention to such a boring person.He tried to calm down, let out a long breath, held the camera in his hand, and sat down slowly.

However, he couldn't stand it at all, and hastily exported the photos inside and sent them to his classmates who work in the Public Security Bureau: "Excuse me, can you check this person for me? Is there anyone with such a face?" , the person with the same name as me?"

The classmate is reliable in handling affairs, and after a while, he replied with a text message with a clear introduction: "No."

Han Shixiu was out of breath, he felt the blood rushing to his head, he didn't even want to listen to the lecture, and rushed directly to the headquarters building of the XX Blood Pressure Instrument.

——If you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you get a tiger cub?

This company is using its own name to deceive and let kind old people buy it. It is a big moth of the society.

The name of a conscientious intellectual like myself was ruined in this way.

Han Shixiu felt that this was God's will in the dark.Let yourself accidentally discover this fact, then, he can't just sit idly by.

——At the gate of the headquarters, the security guard stopped Han Shixiu from the gate.

"Liar company!" Han Shixiu tried to break in: "Liar company! The advertisements are all fake!"

"Why are you crazy?" The young security guard was very tough: "If you don't leave by yourself, I will drag you out of the yard!"

"I have friends in the media! I will definitely expose you!" Han Shixiu waved his arm: "I also have friends in the court! I will also expose you!"

When he was entangled with the security guard, Han Shixiu suddenly heard a slightly deep voice: "What's wrong?"

Han Shixiu looked back and saw who it was, by the way, Zou Sijiu, the general manager of this company.

It's really hard to find a place to go through iron shoes, and it doesn't take much effort to get it——

There are also people who searched for him thousands of times, but that person is—bah, this sentence is not used correctly.

Looking at this person up close, he looks like he has been abandoned by the palace of knowledge.

People with beautiful skins are all ostentatious.

Tacky, tacky--

It looks like a nouveau riche from a distance, and it looks like a nouveau riche up close. The more you look at it, the more you look at it, and it turns out that it is an upstart!

Also known as "Zou Sijiu", it looks like someone who never thinks.

And Shixiu Han, every time he makes an important decision, he has to make a neat table, fill in the boxes with the pros and cons of each choice, and the importance of each pros and cons, and finally make a comprehensive, scientific and rigorous evaluation.

"I think you are involved in false propaganda." Han Shixiu was lucky and said righteously: "That high blood pressure Han Shixiu told everyone about his own experience and tricked consumers into buying your blood pressure device. But, this The person's name is fabricated, that is to say, his identity is false. It is immoral for your company to do this!"

"... Oh?" ​​That Zou Sijiu was not afraid at all: "How do you know?"

"I asked a friend to check the records of the Public Security Bureau. There are indeed a few people named Han Shixiu, but none of them match up with your Han Shixiu!"

"So..." Zou Sijiu suddenly said with regret, "You may not have seen clearly. The name 'Han Shixiu' itself is a pseudonym."

"what?"

"That's the truth." Zou Sijiu looked as if he didn't want to be beaten: "It's clearly written in the report, it's a pseudonym. Don't you read the article and never read the content in brackets?"

"No..." Han Shixiu said in a dying struggle, "Using a pseudonym...how could there be such a pseudonym!"

Pseudonyms are all pseudonyms that can be known at a glance——

For example, "Tianlong", "Liu Qi"...

"What's wrong with an alias?" Zou Sijiu looked at Han Shixiu, and suddenly remembered something, and said, "Could it be...you are called Han Shixiu?"

"You..." Han Shixiu said angrily, "What do you call me!"

"Of course you need to know." Zou Sijiu smiled annoyingly: "You are privately checking the records of the public security system, violating the privacy of citizens."

"...!"

"By the way, the police friend who helped you knows the law and broke the law, and the crime will be aggravated."

"You..." Han Shixiu was so angry that his fingers trembled: "You..."

"Okay, I'm leaving." Zou Sijiu threw out these words, turned around, and left the scene gracefully.

Han Shixiu was anxious and angry, went home and searched for his name, and the record on the fourth page had sunk to the sixth page.

He felt that he had been swallowed up by evil forces.

At this time, I can only look at Weibo.

Opening the website, Han Shixiu saw that several people followed him.

This made Han Shixiu feel a little better.

After all, Weibo cannot be snatched away.

Opening his fan list, Han Shixiu finally regained his mood but couldn't calm down.

The top fan, he is too familiar, too familiar.

——Zhou Moqun!

The associate professor surnamed Zhou in the school next door has the exact opposite opinion, Zhou Moqun!

Damn it, why did he add his own Weibo——

It must be to spy on the enemy's situation, see what kind of research you are doing recently, and then sabotage it secretly.Such sinister intentions cannot be allowed to succeed.

So, Han Shixiu stretched out his mouse and decisively chose - "Remove fans"!

The author has something to say: This is a co-written article by Panda and his wife He Yun!It is the product of the birth of a child!It is the crystallization of love between two people!We are the happiest couple in the whole danmei world!

Panda is the main shifter, and He Yun is the deputy shifter.

A fatal blow may not have much left.After the fatal blow, I will update this article ~ hee hee ~