Professor HP is not a pedophile

Severus looked at the cocky Umbridge, and said in his low, sarcastic tone, "Let me remind you, I think I'm the potions professor at this school."

Umbridge choked, looking serious, "But you can't teach students such a dangerous potion as Polyjuice Potion, I think..."

"Dangerous?" Severus interrupted her. "So what do you think is not dangerous? Beetle bug spray? Floor cleaner? Cupboard disinfectant?"

Umbridge was trembling with anger, but she took a deep breath immediately, and tried to be more calm and serious, "No, in fact, I think you should teach these cuties things that are more useful to them, such as stamina potions, refreshment Potions..." "Oh, yes, then I think you would be happy to provide them with one of the potion ingredients that are used in both potions," Severus smiled maliciously, "like...toad bile?" He looked the pink toad up and down, "Although I'm not sure whether the pink toad has medicinal value, but you don't mind giving your little cuties a research opportunity, don't you?"

All the little animals snickered, and some bold ones imitated Severus and scanned Umbridge over and over again.

"You! You actually attacked the senior investigator personally!" Umbridge pointed at him with a trembling finger, and shouted in a daze, "I will definitely ask the Ministry to release you as an unqualified The professor cleared out the teaching staff!"

"Oh, I can't wait," Severus said slowly.

Umbridge slammed the door angrily and left.

The little animals looked disappointed. They thought they could see the wonderful scene of the old bat fighting the toad.

Standing on the podium, Severus glanced down and raised his eyebrows, "What are you still doing? Continue to prepare your compound soup! Do you still expect the senior investigator to provide you with toad bile?" He said I'm not interested in acting a monkey show for these little monsters.

The little monsters lowered their heads in silence and got busy.

Severus didn't take Umbridge's threats to heart at all, but Harry wasn't quite so calm.After returning to the cellar at night, the little thing grabbed him worriedly and asked, "What should I do? What if she really doesn't let you be a professor?"

"What are you worrying about?" Severus said lightly, "She doesn't have that ability yet, the appointment and dismissal of professors has always been decided by the headmaster."

"But the Ministry of Magic..." Harry frowned worriedly.

Severus rubbed his head, "Don't be afraid, I can afford you without being a professor."

The little thing blushed immediately, "Who told you this, I don't need you to support me! I'm worried that you won't be able to stay in school..."

"Oh...Afraid you won't see me?" Severus was in a good mood, "It's okay, you don't need to worry about these issues, there is the headmaster."

"Oh..." Harry replied wearily, but he began to think about how to get that annoying Umbridge away.Severus didn't see it in his eyes, so he let him toss about it himself. Although he himself didn't bother to shoot Umbridge, it's not bad to let the little thing make trouble for that woman, anyway, he protected the little thing well That's it.

Harry went aggressively to Draco for advice the next day, but Dumbledore called Severus into the headmaster's office for a short meeting with Mrs. Lockhart.

"This is a report from Kingsley," Dumbledore handed him a stack of papers. "Sure enough, there are Death Eaters behind the fact that Cornelius sent Umbridge. Marty Erda, too."

Severus read the stack of papers carefully, and showed Mrs. Lockhart the same.

Kingsley, a member of the Order of the Phoenix, is a member of the Auror Office of the Ministry of Magic. According to his report, Fudge didn't think about any educational reforms at first, but after meeting with representatives of several pure-blood families, he put Um Rich sent here, and those pure-blood families all had Death Eaters. Although they all claimed after the war that they had been hit by the Imperius Curse and escaped trial by donating money to the Ministry of Magic, Phoenix The society knows the background of these people like the back of their hands.

"Those people are obviously interested in Connelly. He has wanted to drive me out of Hogwarts for a long time," Dumbledore said with a smile, "He has always wanted to put people in Hogwarts. But it's in his eyes. Those people must want to take advantage of the turmoil in the wizarding world when I'm forced to leave Hogwarts. Just like you did in your last life, arrange Death Eaters Come in and take control of the entire school. Believe it or not, Severus, they will definitely start using public opinion to slowly destroy my reputation next time, such as digging up some 'stories that Dumbledore and the former devil had to tell' or something... ..."

Mrs. Lockhart gave him a thumbs up, "The headmaster is making fun of you! It's the cutest thing to make fun of yourself!"

"What do you mean?" Dumbledore looked blank, "Matilda, don't keep speaking Chinese."

A certain lady smiled and said nothing.

Severus gave Dumbledore a blank look, "I don't think you're stupid enough to let them do that, do you?"

"Why not?" Dumbledore blinked mischievously, "I'm so old, what's the point of being said a few words? He has been waiting for me for so many years, don't I dare to admit to others that he is mine?" companion?"

"Partner?! Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Mrs. Lockhart was inexplicably excited.

"Mate?" Severus was a little surprised, "When did it happen?"

"Cough, it hasn't been long," the old man was a little embarrassed. "It was just last year that we both registered with the German Ministry of Magic."

Severus narrowed his eyes, "No response from Germany?"

"Uh, he's already come out of Nurmengard," Dumbledore uncomfortably stuffed a candy into his mouth, "You know, the Saints keep running, and the whole German wizarding world is in shock as soon as he comes out." It's under control."

Severus glanced at him contemptuously, and his eyes expressed his meaning vividly: look at his strength!You still have to be extended to the school by the British Ministry of Magic!Simply incomparable!

"Principal, you are so weak! That one in your family is obviously the emperor's attack!" Mrs. Lockhart shook her head, "You will never turn over in your life!"

Dumbledore only understood the second half of her sentence, his old face blushed, and he immediately changed the topic, "By the way, Severus, have you gone to Knockturn Alley to find the Vanishing Cabinet?"

"It'll be too late before you remember," Severus snorted, "I got that thing in Spinner's End the first year I came back."

"That's good, that's good," Dumbledore stroked his beard with relief, "Maybe we can use it in the future, they haven't moved yet, let's wait and see what happens, Kingsley and the others haven't collected enough information , We will discuss again after we find out the whereabouts of those people, the meeting will be adjourned!"

The following days were still very peaceful, er, it’s not very accurate to say that, it can only be said that the days of the adults were very peaceful, but the little animals of Hogwarts were having fun.

After Draco was asked by Harry how to deal with Umbridge, Master Malfoy, who had evolved into a black belly, somehow sent Neville to connect with the Weasley twins of Gryffindor , with the financial support of Master Malfoy, various prank products specifically targeting Umbridge have sprung up like mushrooms after rain.Now Umbridge has a lot of small situations every day, such as being chased by Peeves with a balloon filled with Neville’s failed potion, such as a large portable mobile swamp that Mrs. Lockhart has been looking forward to for a long time in front of the office door, For example, the Cornwall elf snatched the bow from Lockhart's Defense Against the Dark Arts class, or the giant shedding canary who suddenly turned into a hairless giant canary during dinner in the auditorium-it was a house boy who was colluded with the kitchen by the Weasley twins. The effect caused by the elves using the special biscuits that Severus gave to Harry's technical support for the transformation potion...

For a while, there seemed to be a "see who's the king of pranksters" contest between the various houses, and their targets were all Senior Inquisitor Umbridge.And the professors...they don't say anything about it.

Umbridge's counterattack came quickly.She believed that her encounters some time ago were premeditated and organized by some people with ulterior motives, so she posted such a big notice on the bulletin board in the auditorium, which was so big that it covered everything else on the bulletin board— —A list for the auction of second-hand spell books, Filch's regular reminders of school rules, the Quidditch team's training schedule, notes for exchanging chocolate frog pictures, a new ad for the Weasley brothers looking for someone to experiment with, a trip to Hogsmeade Weekend dates, and lost and found.The new notice is printed in big black letters, with a formal-looking seal underneath, and a neat cursive signature next to it.

The notice read: The Hogwarts Senior Inquisitor ordered the disbandment of all student organizations, associations, teams and clubs.Organizations, associations, teams, and clubs are hereby defined to mean regular gatherings of three or more students.Reconstitution can be requested from the Senior Inquisitor (Professor Umbridge).No student organizations, associations, teams and clubs shall exist without the approval of the Senior Inquisitor.If a student is found to have formed or joined any organization, association, team or club without the approval of the Senior Investigating Officer.Immediate dismissal.The above regulations are in line with "No.20 No. [-] Education Order".In addition, the use of prank products is not allowed in the school. Violators will be confinement for three to five days, and will be enforced by senior investigator Dolores Umbridge.

The notice caused an uproar in the school.The Quidditch teams of the four colleges immediately found their deans. After Umbridge reluctantly approved that the Quidditch teams do not need to be disbanded, he resolutely vetoed those associations organized by the students themselves. , even when Dumbledore came to her, she didn't let go. Those students must apply to her in accordance with the provisions of the "No. 20 No. [-] Education Order". , even the principal must abide by it.Dumbledore couldn't help it either.

Her behavior made the little animals in Hogwarts hate her to the peak, and the pranks against her ushered in a new peak. The little animals fought wits and courage every day, just to add more trouble to her, but this person Even if you have to enter the medical wing every day, you don't back down, on the contrary, it's even stricter.

The author has something to say: Because this chapter quotes a little of the original text, I feel that I am suspected of defrauding money, and I feel very sorry, so I attach a small theater...

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Dumbledore and Grindelwald walk hand in hand into the marriage registry of the German Ministry of Magic.

Clerk at the Marriage Registration Office: Are you here to register your marriage? (Disclaimer: It shouldn't be so old...Is it Twilight Love?)

Grindelwald: Yes.

Clerk: What are your names, please? (It’s really Twilight Love!!!!)

Grindelwald: Gellert Grindelwald. (glances at Dumbledore with a smile)

Clerk: (⊙o⊙)! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Dumbledore: Albus? Dumbledore. (looks back with a smile)

Clerk: (⊙o⊙)! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !I, I must have heard wrong...

Grindelwald: (Biao Moya) Please register us, please? (dark belly smile)

Dumbledore: (holding his hand tightly) Gellert, don't frighten the young man. (smiling to the little clerk) Please don't mind, my partner is really impatient, hurry up, please?

Clerk: (sluggish) Companion, partner...

Grindelwald: Hmm, do you have any comments?

Clerk: No, no, please fill in the form...

The two old men filled out the form, the clerk stamped it, and the contract took effect. The two old men walked out of the Ministry of Magic hand in hand.

Clerk: I, I must be dreaming...

Suddenly, a group of handsome men in military uniforms surrounded him.

The leading handsome guy: (displaying the saint badge on his chest in a low-key way) You didn't see anything just now.

Clerk: What do you see?Did Grindelwald and Dumbledore get married?I'm clearly dreaming...

Handsome guy: (Turns his head to signal subordinate A) Use that, you know.

Subordinate A: (Nodding seriously, pointing wand at the little clerk) Forget everything!