Professor HP is not a pedophile

Ever since the Mirror of Erised incident, Severus felt he couldn't put it off any longer.Dumbledore put the Mirror of Erised there, and the invisibility cloak might have been sent out, which shows that his savior cultivation plan has begun.

He knew that Dumbledore had no choice but to do this. After all, no one could expect a savior who had never experienced any kind of storm to defeat the Dark Lord, could he?Some experience is absolutely necessary, but Severus still hopes that the child can stay out of it, don't need to worry about these things, and can spend seven years in Hogwarts peacefully like any ordinary little wizard, defeating It's better for adults to worry about the Dark Lord's affairs.

Just the day before the end of the Christmas holiday, he went to the principal's office with the hematogen that had just been improved.

Dumbledore was very surprised, after all, Severus would not pay attention to him if there was no serious matter.

Severus asked him to take out the Pensieve with a sullen face as soon as he sat down, "Don't ask me why, you'll know after you've seen it."

He took out his wand, closed his eyes, and put his memories of that war before his death into the Pensieve. For some reason, he couldn't get out those memories after they became portraits.

Dumbledore gave him a surprised look, and lowered his head into the Pensieve.

While waiting for him to finish, Severus thought a lot, and just as Dumbledore knew him, he knew the old man, and he knew that Dumbledore would believe him.Although the old man's actions were not very fair, his purpose was always for the sake of the wizarding world. In order to defeat that person, he even sacrificed his own life, which was enough to offset his fault.Although Severus still hated his savior development plan, and even said to him, "I spied for you, made up lies for you, and risked death for you. All this is said to be to ensure that Lily Potter Son's safety. Now you're telling me that you're raising him like a pig for slaughter" but they both know there's no other choice.

Dumbledore has done enough, he has shouldered too many people's expectations and too heavy responsibilities, no one is qualified to blame him.

Now that he has had the chance to be reborn, Severus hopes to keep more people this time.He knew that thinking like this was a bit like the Gryffindor he always disdained, but no one stipulated that Slytherin couldn't do this, right?Even though he's a sullen vicious greasy old bastard, he has something to protect, and he's confident he can do it better this time.

His memories were so long that Dumbledore didn't read them until more than an hour later.

Dumbledore looked up, eyes full of guilt and sadness, "I'm sorry, Severus...I'm sorry..."

Severus raised his hand to stop him, "You don't need to apologize for what hasn't happened, what we have to do now is to figure out a solution."

Dumbledore pondered for a while and said, "Your memory is only the part before your death, and there are many details..."

"I died and became a portrait of the headmaster's office. Of course, your savior won," Severus said. "He told me everything after the war. I don't know how I changed from the portrait back to It’s like this now, but I remember those things.”

He said everything.

"But I'm very puzzled. Now this Potter is completely different from the one I saw in my previous life, and many things have changed." He said with a frown.

Dumbledore's expression had already relaxed, and he said with a smile: "Oh, don't worry, my child, even if there is only a small error in the trajectory of fate, many things will change. I think the reason why Harry didn't I became Gryffindor, probably because I didn't send Hagrid to pick him up, and he was so scared by you... Don't stare at me, you must have done that, right, I know you, in fact, you saw That Harry didn't look like Gryffindor before entering school. He was influenced by Hagrid and Ron, right? In this life, he didn't have any interaction with them before entering school. Instead, he became friends with Mr. Malfoy. This has fully demonstrated the variability of fate, in fact, I think this little Harry is much cuter, although he is not brave."

"Hmph, of course, the savior in the previous life was almost raised by you to be a stupid lion, just like his damned father!" Severus said disdainfully, "Now this one has some brains."

Dumbledore laughed loudly, "Severus, you actually praised a Potter. It seems that you have a very good relationship with little Harry."

Severus glared at him, "Stop talking nonsense, I came to see you for business."

He took out the vial of poison and told Dumbledore his plan.

"No problem, leave it to me to arrange, we have to act first, this time I don't plan to wait for him to come slowly." Dumbledore took the bottle over with a smile, "Ah, so we set up The restricted area is useless, I will return the Philosopher's Stone to Old Nico when the matter is resolved."

Severus discussed the Horcruxes with him again.

"Harry is also a horcrux...but we still have time, this time I will definitely find a way to safely remove that horcrux!" The old man said full of fighting spirit.

"But..." He rolled his eyes, "Sirius was wronged, it seems I'm going to talk to little Mr. Weasley about his mice."

Severus' face darkened - he had completely forgotten about that stupid dog!I should have known that I should delete the memory a little bit more.

But seeing the joke-like expression on Dumbledore's face, Severus smiled viciously, "In my opinion, you'd better think of someone from Nurmengard who died in love at a young age, It's not easy for him either."

Dumbledore's face stiffened, and he said with a dry smile, "Ahahaha, the weather is really nice today."

Severus snorted angrily, turned and left.

Dumbledore moved very quickly. That night, Quirrell was turned into a pile of ashes in his office. According to Dumbledore, the house elf who sent him coffee with extra ingredients and Dumbledore who was watching invisibly Lido himself reported that a screaming black mist dissipated at the same time.

Despite his psychological preparation, Severus still felt that the victory came too suddenly, and Voldemort's main soul was wiped out like this?It's too easy, isn't it?

The surprise hit his head a little dizzy.

The next day, the second semester began.At the dinner to celebrate the students' return to school, the little animals of Hogwarts heard their kind-hearted old headmaster announce the tragic news: their Potions professor will concurrently serve as Defense Against the Dark Arts professor until a new one is found. until the professor.Because Professor Quirrell had an accident due to a magic experiment, and he couldn't die anymore.

Dumbledore also shed a few tears pretendingly.

The little animals want to cry too, because they spend twice as long being poisoned by the horrible potions master!

Compared to other colleges, the timid Badger House is obviously a little more scared.

Harry and Neville dejectedly poked their forks at the pudding on their plates, the resentment above their heads almost materialized.Neville was worried about his Defense Against the Dark Arts grade, Harry...

"Woo... Now I will definitely be picked on by Professor Snape more often..." The poor child sneaked a glance at the professor's seat, and was spotted by Severus without any surprise.He immediately turned his head back with a pale face and concentrated on poking his own pudding.

Severus, who had been paying attention to him, had a smile in his eyes that he hadn't noticed.

Dumbledore looked at Harry, then at Severus beside him, and said to him with a smile, "Severus, little Harry is so cute."

Severus raised an eyebrow, "What does that have to do with me?"

Dumbledore smiled silently.

In the first week of the new semester, the little animals in Hogwarts were hit by the double blow of Potions class and Defense Against the Dark Arts class, and they all became sluggish for a while.

Harry was doing his homework in the library with Draco and Neville as usual, but he was going to the cellar again after dinner today, because he hadn't stopped Neville from blowing up the cauldron in time for Potions class this morning. Received a month's confinement.

"Draco, go and beg your godfather, okay~" Harry grabbed Draco's sleeve coquettishly, "Why does he keep me in confinement, every time I see him, I'm so scared... "

Draco was helpless, "Harry, didn't the godfather take you to visit the grave? Didn't you also say that he taught you a lot of skills in handling potion materials? Didn't you still say that the godfather is a good man? Why do you still Are you afraid of him then?"

Harry shook his head pitifully, "I don't know...Although I feel that Professor Snape is a good person, every time I see him, I still want to run away reflexively... Woo... Am I too useless... ..."

Neville imitated Draco rubbing his head old-fashionedly, "It's okay Harry, I also want to run away when I see Professor Snape, but I don't think the professor is a bad person."

Draco sighed, and suddenly saw a dark figure turning from the bookshelf behind Harry and Neville, his eyes widened in fright, and then he was stared at by the man as if warning, and quickly closed Opening his mouth wide, he was relieved to see the man walk out of the library.

"Draco, what's wrong with you?" The two children sitting across from him noticed his expression and asked suspiciously.

"Ahahaha, I'm fine, I'm fine." Draco said with a dry smile.

The two children, who were very foolish, buried their heads and continued to do their homework.

Well, Harry, I'm fine, but you might be when you go to detention tonight.Draco thought silently.

The author has something to say:

The following is a small theater where the real person and the poisonous tongue molested the Vietnamese boy

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Vietnamese boy: I really want to time travel

Real person: Vietnamese boy, if you travel through time, you will become a savage. In ancient times, Vietnamese people drank their blood. Vietnamese boy: I am from Hunan.

Poison Tongue: Go back to ancient times and you will want to die within a few minutes body wash

Poison Tongue Jun: With your hairstyle, you would have been arrested in ancient times

Vietnamese boy: with bamboo strips

Real person: If you dress up as a woman...you will be miserable if you come to the auntie. Ancient people take a bath every few days.

Poison Tongue King: Ancient people did not take a shower to take a bath to go to the river

Reality: There are no vaccines yet

Poison Tongue: You go to the shower and your clothes are picked up by others, you become someone else's person. Vietnamese boy: ...

Poison Tongue King: In ancient times, you had a cold and a cough, only the kang

Real person: If you get pneumonia, you will die

Poison Tongue King: If it is not done well, it will cause typhoid fever and die of typhoid fever

Real People: No Penicillin

Poison Tongue: If you don’t have pneumonia and respiratory infection, you will die

Real person: Die like Lin Daiyu

Vietnamese Boy: How come so many time-travelers live well

Real person: He coughed up three liters of blood and died

Poison Tongue King: Lin Daiyu is not bad, think about Mrs. Xianglin and her husband

Real person: How do you know they are alive and well?

Poison Tongue: China travels through hundreds of millions every year and lives well, you only see a few real people: Children, people who write time-traveling novels have not successfully time-traveled

Poison Tongue King: Those who can be on TV are the ones who survived

Zhenren: Alas, Mr. Poison Tongue, we have discouraged the enthusiasm of young people too much

Poison Tongue: Yes, there are many children out there on a thunderstorm night. People like me who come here, I will say whatever I want. Cut the real person: And Vietnam boy, there is one thing I have to remind you

Vietnamese boy: ...

Real person: The rice ash thing has no effect on the aunt. As a man, you have no say in this issue. Vietnam boy: What was used in ancient times?

Poison Tongue: Loincloth

Real person: In ancient times, rice ash was used, so why women in ancient times stayed at home and their aunts were also a reason, right?

Vietnamese boy: Do I have to memorize a bunch of WSJ all day long to prevent transmigrating into a girl? Poison Tongue: That’s why women can’t be on the table and women can’t be on the stage

Reality: Because they can't take a shower often

Poison Tongue Jun: They are all endocrine disorders

Vietnamese boy: Fragrant concubine with fragrance

Real person: Are you NC?

Poison Tongue: Concubine Xiang is like a writer who writes time-travel novels is a writer's fantasy

Real person: Do you know what ethnicity Xiangfei is?

Real person: And they are also popular with incense, the smell of spices is mixed with fishy smell, short oil and poisonous tongue: Because the wife of the author who wrote Xiangfei is super smelly, so the author said that if there is a woman who is full of fragrance, what is it called every night? YY real person: In fact, it was Qiong Yao who wrote about the concubine Xiang

Vietnamese boy: ...

Real person: Poison Tongue Lord, daughter of Qiong Yao

Poison Tongue: Qiong Yao herself probably has serious body odor, so she hates Concubine Xiang and wrote her to death. Real person: Qiong Yao's book basically does not consider the actual conditions at all

Poison Tongue King: Still can't find true love

Real person: Because she is completely divorced from reality, you can't speculate on her with ordinary people's thinking

Real person: You have to try to understand her with a mind full of true love. Real person: 2B is no longer enough to describe her

Poison Tongue: All the women in Qiong Yao's novels are called bed P called bed addiction, just moan a few times if you have nothing to do, oh how I love you real person: always oh come and go

Poison Tongue King: Oh yeah

Viet Nam: Is time-traveling possessing someone else’s body or is there an extra person?

Real person: That depends on whether you are wearing a soul or a body.

Poison Tongue: Possession is called rebirth. If I am Vietnamese, it is not called crossing. Vietnamese boy: ...

Viet Nam: Have you traveled through the past?The kind where time is suspended in this time and space?Then come back and continue to be a real person: alas, I haven’t worn it, so I can’t answer your question

Soy Sauce Girl: Is it a book--Vietnamese boy, your plot is obviously something that is scary every step of the way? The plot real person: Scary step by step... so it turns out that Vietnamese boy has a pure girl's heart. Vietnamese boy: I want Hurry up to the military forum.By the way, we learned how to make glass.You don’t have to buy a gun when traveling like this

Real person: Yes, this is the most basic

Poison Tongue Jun: Traditional Chinese and classical Chinese are used to writing brushes. This is the most important thing. Don’t be too ambitious. Make a glass and let the robbers kill and snatch the real person: Find out some common sense about the dynasty you are going to.

Vietnam Boy: This is too fucked up, who would travel through such troubles?

Poison Tongue: Don’t you think it’s good for people to go back in time? They are women who spread their legs apart. Real person: For example, in the Tang Dynasty, you can’t call officials adults, because the title of “Adults” is used to call fathers. : Have you ever seen a TV drama in which a man travels back to the Qing Dynasty?

Soy Sauce Girl: I haven't acted yet, but I guess it will be soon

Vietnam boy: It seems that Qin Ji is a man who traveled through time

Poison Tongue: In the Qing Dynasty, you were a black five-category. In the northern banner, you are the uncle. The real person: And if you dress up as a Tang Dynasty girl, and a strange man calls you a lady, you can’t beat him up. grandpa's

Real person: because he is not teasing you

Poison Tongue: In the south, talented people are everywhere. If you don’t know how to recite poems, play piano, chess, calligraphy and paintings, you will die. Soy Sauce Girl: Bring a storage ring

Vietnamese Boy: Recite Tang Poetry

Poison Tongue King: Tang poetry cannot be memorized too much

real person: yes

Poison Tongue King: When you meet the emperor’s name in writing, you need to pay less

Soy sauce girl: If you wear it to the Tang Dynasty, will you cry to death?

Poison Tongue King: When you say the name of the emperor, you have to stand up with your hands clasped

Real person: I have to change it into a fake character or something

Soy Sauce Girl: It’s a no-brainer

Poison Tongue King: In the Tang Dynasty, it was better to piss off Li Bai

Zhenren: If it comes to the Qing Dynasty, it will be of no use

Poison Tongue: Li Bai has just written a poem, and every kid who sees it will memorize it. It’s all from Vietnam.

Vietnam boy: How about reciting the words of the chairman.Only know how to bend the bow and shoot the big eagle

Poison Tongue: Then you will definitely travel to the Yuan Dynasty

Poison Tongue: I was directly made a sex slave by Min Min Te Moore

Real person: You are looking for death

Poison Tongue King: What kind of love do you want to carry if it lasts for a long time?

Soy Sauce Girl: After crossing the Nine Clans, I can't keep up

Poison Tongue King: It’s okay to be like this on Yangliu’an, Xiaofengwanyue, etc.

Real person: Something is wrong

Poison Tongue: What's the matter?

Real person: When beautiful women and courtesans fall in love with you, you will be finished

Poison Tongue King: For you to monopolize the oiran princeling and directly castrate you. You are considered light. It is very important to learn how to play football. Ding Gaoqi's class Viet Nam: ...

Real person: No, if you travel to the same era as Gao Qiu, Vietnam boy will die. Gao Qiu will kill him in minutes For example, if it doesn’t rain, you will think it’s because of you. Real person: For example, the emperor can’t give birth to a son.

Vietnamese boy: ...

Zhenren: It’s also because of you

Poison Tongue: Even a comet in the sky will get involved with your victims

Real person: The locust plague will also blame you

Poison Tongue King: The palace is in trouble

Real person: The emperor stopped

Poison Tongue King: It is also because of the vietnamese boy showing off magic tricks to make glass

Vietnam boy: I failed to cross.

Soy Sauce Girl: Just fool around, the emperor will treat you as a national teacher

Poison Tongue: Besides, your head is full of materialistic thoughts, and you will be finished when you go back. Heaven, earth, king, master, you only recognize your parents now. Vietnamese boy: Get a flashlight and I will scare them to death

Real person: The level of the Vietnamese boy can't be a national teacher. The awesome ancient people killed him every minute Soy sauce girl: Flashlight...absolute heresy

Reality: must be burned

Poison Tongue King: Going back to ancient times depends on IQ

Soy Sauce Girl: It takes less than 5 minutes to set the fire on fire

Reality: Oh, what can I say?

Poison Tongue: Xiang Shaolong almost died when he returned to the Qin Dynasty, but the special forces are men’s lives.Anyone who speaks ill of the emperor will be recorded

Real person: Young people always yearn for adventure and don't listen to the old man's words, and they will suffer losses in front of them

Soy sauce girl: tape recorder, this heretic actually has a talking box

Poison Tongue: Recorder, you're just a bad ventriloquist

Real person: Back then, I was an ignorant girl longing for time travel, until I got shot in the knee by an arrow from Vietnam, I have to learn a lesson. Poison Tongue: How about taking hundreds of AV pictures back to the folks and selling them in a low-key way? It’s definitely better than erotic pictures. :that is