[Ghost Lamp] Goldfish Princess of Santugawa

The ghost lamp looked and looked again, feeling very puzzled.

When he saw the crooked musical notes, his eyes hurt a little.

After get off work that day, Tanggua and Eggplant ate sweet potatoes in the dormitory.

It was time to go to bed, but Tang Gua beat the eggplant on the back of the head because he didn't want to brush his teeth and went straight to bed, and the two guys wrestled together.Ghost Lantern's internal call came very timely.

The eggplant was pressed under the tang melon, pulled out

Pulling out while Tanggua got up to answer the phone, Eggplant jumped up and kicked his ass.

With a scream of "Aw--", the ghost light on the other end of the phone dimmed.

He was standing by the table holding the microphone, and the will-o'-the-wisps outside the window were shaking back and forth, like fireflies on a midsummer night.A small snapdragon is planted in the flowerpot beside the bed, or... a small snapdragon was once planted.

Improved breeds can make sounds similar to "talking" and can also walk short distances.

It's pretty much dead by now.

Because it was a rare species, Ghost Lamp was not willing to boil its remains into a thick soup. The snapdragon that had dried up long ago was left with a dead body, lying cold in the flowerpot.

He was quiet for a while, and when he heard Tanggua and Eggplant beating each other, their fists pierced into the flesh and made a beautiful melody of "噗嘤噗噗", he finally said, "Tomorrow, the employees and dead from all departments of hell will be called together, and there will be a concert during the lunch break .” He thought for a while and added: “Forget it, the employees don’t have to come, but the dead must come.”

Although he sincerely believes that his snapdragon has the most beautiful singing voice in the world, whether it is Momo Maki or Itano Tomomi, they are all scum with only five combat powers in front of the goldfish, but this world is so vulgar ;Whether in this world or in Huangquan, there are really too few people who know how to appreciate beautiful melodies.

The so-called high and low are nothing more than that.

And after the natural disasters and social turmoil a while ago, Huang Quan was in need of manpower, and every department was extremely busy. Miss Ah Xiang once cried to him that she was so busy that her eyes were darkened, and she wanted to die again. .

So in this tense time, it is better not to disturb other people's work.

If after listening to the concert, they all lie on the ground and vomit their souls and no one is doing work, he will also feel very distressed.

Hearing his words, Eggplant jumped up excitedly, snatched the microphone from Tang Gua, and shouted at the ghost lamp: "Is it the concert of Mitao Maki? Or the newcomer who came down from above? Tokyo Mixed Choir?"

Ghost Lantern thought for a while, and said with conscience, "... almost. After listening to it, your body and soul will be cleansed. It's like a beautiful song that's reborn—let's tell everyone like this." After he finished speaking, he felt that His chest was beating a little fast with a "plop plop".Probably guilty of conscience or something.

Well... it sounds like an evil ghost has a "conscience".

He hung up the phone, thought over and over seriously, and the answer was indeed "It doesn't matter if there is no such boring thing".

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When the ghost lamp told the goldfish the news, the goldfish girl who didn't know what she was doing burst into tears, rubbing her face and biting her sleeve while rubbing her face.It looked brutal.

The ghost lamp pulled the poor bathrobe sleeves out from the girl's two rows of small white teeth, and patted the top of her head gently with her palm.

Because Master Ghost Lantern personally sent the words, no matter whether it is to curry favor with Ghost Lantern or sincerely hope that one's soul will be cleansed, before the opening time, all the dead have prepared their own small benches under the leadership of the guards, and they are row upon row. sat down in the field.

The stage was provided by the sponsor Xuan Yiweng, who cut down the hundreds of years old trees along the Santu River.As a sponsor, his only requirement is to help promote the photo of his wife Duoyipo after the concert.

After all, self-published photobooks are hard to find a market, and the combined salary of the couple is barely enough to make ends meet.

Gui Deng thought, anyway, there are not many people who can persist in not vomiting their souls after the concert, and it will not cause much bad influence, so they agreed for the first time.

Xuan Yiweng hugged Ghost Lantern's thigh, praising him as a good man while crying.

The ghost lamp suddenly remembered the goldfish that hugged its thigh and howled ghostly.

That guy rubbed his chubby face against his legs, even though he could feel the sensuality through his clothes, his eyes almost occupied half of his face, the proportions were not harmonious at all, like some pictures on Pixiv A crappy painter's brush practice; besides, poor hygiene habits, she would secretly wipe snot on his clothes, and she thought he didn't see it.

But even so, because I think it is my favorite goldfish, I feel that the human-shaped goldfish girl is also very cute.

In contrast, they all do the same movements, and the wrinkled face of Xuan Yiweng makes Ghost Lamp feel unappetizing.

He covered his mouth and hiccupped.

Before Jinyu came on stage, Momo Maki personally combed her hair.

Although Mi Tao's aesthetics are quite strange, she is a well-known entertainer in hell after all. She tied a ball head to the goldfish girl, making the profile of the goldfish girl look rounder.

The goldfish girl said gratefully that she would invite her to eat goldfish glutinous rice balls. As soon as she said the words, Momo Maki immediately remembered that she had eaten the free candy given when she participated in the event without knowing it. It turned out that the raw material of the candy came from snapdragon grass ...

Thinking of these, his face changed.

In addition to peaches, Ms. Kabuhiko, as a stylist, specially brought her new clothes that fit her.

The ghost lamp sat in the middle of the first row of the concert, and next to it were Ms. Momo and Kamahiko—it was completely turned into a venue for the selection of snapdragons.

The goldfish girl struggled to climb onto the nearly two-meter-high stage, like pulling up a pettiskirt in a stage play—because Japan's Huangquan is still in a closed area where western clothes are not popular, she pulled up the yukata Corner, bowed, cleared his throat, opened his mouth, and took a deep breath.

Eggplant quickly plugged his ears with two little fingers.

"Here is squeezed mushrooms, squeezed mushrooms ~ super awesome squeezed mushrooms ~"

"——No, it's not good! Master Ghost Lantern! Tanggua fainted! A white sticky unknown substance flowed out of his mouth!" Eggplant yelled.

Gui Deng raised his hand and clenched his fist, and slammed it hard on the top of Eggplant's head.

With a bang, the world fell silent.

"Here is to squeeze the mushrooms, squeeze the mushrooms, squeeze the mushrooms happily~" the girl swayed and sang, with small sparks in her eyes.

With the colorful background sounds such as "uh ah", "vomit", "help, save me...", the sound effect of the whole concert is extremely harmonious.

After singing a song, the ghost lamp cried out moved tears, and held up the small wooden sign with "10" in his hand.

Miss Kamahiko and Momomo Maki all fell face down on the ground.It must be because I was so moved that I cried so hard that I lost my breath.

Ghost Lantern also held up a 10-point sign for them.

Looking at the audience, the dead from various hells are falling in all directions.It was as if he had been tortured.

A guy who was still holding his breath in his chest tremblingly stretched out his hand to grab the belt of the ghost lamp, his eyes were full of despair, "I know I was wrong... following Miss A Miao has caused her a lot of trouble, and the hair on her ass is still growing It’s so thick and curly, I’m really sorry! I’m willing to serve the torture to atone for my sins, please don’t torture my soul with hell songs!”

An ominous air rose suddenly, and the ghost lamp waved the mace.

"I already knew I was wrong—poof, oh—" The voice gradually faded away.

Turning back and stuffing the mace back under the small bench, Ghost Lantern said to the expectant goldfish, "It was a success. Everyone has felt your heart."

"Really! That's great! People's wish is—" ran over excitedly, not noticing that his feet had already stepped on the edge of the stage, and before Ghost Lantern could say "be careful", the goldfish had already fallen headfirst .