[Ghost Lamp] Goldfish Princess of Santugawa

In the morning, Taoyuan Township was peaceful and quiet.

Momotaro vigorously stood on tiptoe to pick ripe peaches from the tree; rabbits grazed leisurely on the lawn.

Holding a book recording Chinese prescriptions in his hand, Bai Ze carefully explained how to use the medicinal materials to the young and lovely women around him.

The female looks a bit like Hana Hime, very cute.But that's not the point. Anyway, as long as the gender is female, or looks like a female, regardless of the size of the chest, as long as the number is two, it is within the hunting range of the gods and beasts.

It sounds like a very unscrupulous look.Well, what I said is not the point.

He pointed to the brush drawing on the book, "He Shou Wu is like this, it looks a bit like a small melon." His eyes rolled around, and finally landed somewhere on the chest of a woman who was more than ten centimeters shorter than him. .Because of the perfect height difference, he can see a piece of heaven on a woman's chest as long as he lowers his head.

The corners of the mouth curled up roundly.

"Hey...is that so..." The woman raised her sleeves to cover her lips in a bit of trouble, the overly long sleeves covered the beautiful scenery.

"That's right. If the symptoms are hair loss and constipation, cook medicinal porridge with Polygonum multiflorum, yam and black sesame, and it will improve after eating for a week." Bai Ze closed his eyes, and the woman's body exuded a smell similar to that of lotus leaves. Her long black hair is soft and shiny, like expensive hand-woven brocade.

He took a deep breath.

A suspicious blush spread across his face.

"But this kind of medicinal material can't be bought from us at all, and the credibility of communication sales is too low. Since the last time I ordered a photo of Sakai Masato, but it was sent to Akashi's saury, people no longer believe in communication. It's too much trouble."

The woman put her fingers under her pointed chin, still looking embarrassed: "Secretary work is getting more and more difficult now, and even the boss's hair loss and constipation have become part of the job, ah~~ I really want to Resign." Even the sigh sounded like she was being coquettish.

The suspicious blush on Bai Ze's face magnified.

He pretended to cough twice, and echoed: "If you need it, you can order here." He raised his finger, "Quality and quantity can be guaranteed!"

The woman's eyes lit up: "Is it really possible? Can I request delivery?"

"If the guest is a beautiful woman like you, of course it's fine." While saying so flatteringly, his restless hand went over the woman's back and rested naturally on her right shoulder, "In today's society It’s so dirty, if you want to come to Taoyuan Township, there just so happens to be vacancies here.”

Master Divine Beast tightened his hoof on the woman's shoulder.Through the thin clothes on her body, it seems that she can directly feel the temperature of her body...

The ghost lamp carried the goldfish, and the roof of Bai Ze's hut in the depths of Taoyuan Township gradually appeared in his vision.

After walking a few steps, he heard a crisp "pop".

A woman tugged on her neckline with a sullen face, and came out of the hut angrily: "The dirtiest one is actually you!"

He stopped at the door for a while and then yelled at the guy inside, then shook his head and left.

It was exactly the same as the scene I saw during the previous visits, and the ghost lamp was no longer a surprise.

Momotaro saw the ghost lantern approaching, and rushed towards him regardless of his employer's mood, "Long time no see, Mr. Ghost lantern! How are Xiaobai and the others?" In his opinion, although this evil ghost exudes an ominous smell all over, but even Such a shoehorn face with a paralyzed face is much more upright than the unrighteous Lord Beast.

In addition, the other party is his friend's boss, so there is no reason not to treat him well.

"Ah, it's Momotaro." He greeted perfunctorily, "Kakisuke also wanted to come with him, but it seems that he ate persimmons and crabs last night." Ghost Lantern entered the room familiarly.

Seeing Bai Ze with half of his face swollen, he let out a disgusted "tsk" sound from his lips.

Bai Ze covered his face and raised his head with difficulty. When he saw the visiting ghost lamp, the corner of his mouth twitched, "You bastard's gloating face is really annoying..."

Gritting his back molars, feeling guilty from being stared at by the ghost lamp, he casually pointed to the medicine shelf, "The medicinal pot you ordered is ready, so hurry up and leave after you take it, or the whole Taoyuan Township will be stained." An unknown smell."

As soon as the words fell, a nosebleed flowed down the crowd.

Ghost Lantern turned his head, "Tsk."

"What's the matter with that attitude!" Bai Ze wiped off the red liquid by tugging at his sleeve, "Interacting with women is a process of growing up through constant setbacks, and getting sublimated through the interweaving of heartache and joy! You How can a guy who doesn't understand style understand!"

Ghost Lantern was speechless, "Tsk."

It clearly means "it doesn't matter if you don't understand this kind of dirty thing".

Bai Ze followed the foot of the ghost lamp and looked up.Being despised by such a person, the most tragic thing is that every time he sees his embarrassing appearance, is this a curse...

Well, the taste in clothes is completely stuck in Antao Tushan's era, and there is no outstanding figure and appearance; the occupation is a public servant, and I heard that Huangquan's treatment level has declined as a whole recently...

No, no, no matter how you look at it, I don't think that guy is the type to please women.

Still has a pair of dead fish eyes!

Bai Ze's gaze stayed on Ghost Lamp's face for three seconds, and then he saw what he was carrying on his shoulders, and turned his head away unable to bear to look directly at it.

——I also have bad taste in choosing the opposite sex.

"If you say righteous words in your mouth, you are not actually attacking young girls." The sanctimonious Master Shenshou looked sideways, and there was a hint of humor in the slender eyes drawn with colorful eyeliner, "I can't see that you are raising a child." It's a family."

"Huh?" The deep voice made a questioning uptick, "Although I can't understand what you are saying, just looking at the expression and that greasy face makes me feel sick."

And it's not a girl at all, it's just a snapdragon.Very old snapdragon.

The ghost lamp can't remember when it was planted in the flower pot.So he should be very old, just short.

The cat dozed off at the corner of the table and stretched out, showing its sharp claws. The teeth in the cat's open mouth were white and shiny.

Master Shenshou has a strong recovery ability, whether it is physical or spiritual wounds, healed in the blink of an eye.

Or thick-skinned.

The hoof patted Ghost Lantern's shoulder, with a narrow expression, "No need to explain, although the taste in clothes is very old-fashioned, but the orientation towards women's preferences has kept up with the forefront of fashion." Said the narrowed-eyed Lord Beast , "But it's popular. In this world, it's probably going to be taken away. It's similar in nature to an exhibitionist stalker."

The cat's keen sense of smell smelled the approaching smell of death, it bristled its fur, and jumped to the top of the cabinet with a cry.

Bai Ze shook his finger, "Although I have a wide range of preferences for women, this category does not include them. Well, if my colleagues know that the highly respected Lord Ghost Lamp has such a strange orientation—"

He paused for a while, then turned to look at the ghost lamp.

The ghost lamp threw the mosquito-repellent-eyed goldfish on the table where Bai Ze placed the medicinal materials, pressed his shoulder with one hand, and moved the arm holding the mace in circles.

Momotaro couldn't reach the peach on the high branch even though he stood on tiptoe. He jumped twice and managed to touch Taozi's buttocks, but then he was pulled by gravity and fell down hard.

Touching the back of his head with a headache, he was about to go back to get the tools.

Just then, he heard Lord Ghost Lantern's voice, "—Armstrong Cyclojet Armstrong Cannon—firing—"

Then a dazzling light flew out from the roof, accompanied by a shrill scream, gradually drifting away.