[Comprehensive] Die well, lie down every day

It has been more than five months since I came to Kabukicho, nearly half a year, right? "Although it's been so long, I can't feel the passage of time at all." I squatted in front of Granny Dengshi's shop and looked up at the sky, letting out a breath of cold air.

It's already February, which is about to start spring, but the weather is still quite cold, and I really can't bear it.

"Hey, hey, are you lazy here early in the morning?" Probably the owner of Wanshiwu finally came down from the stairs after getting enough sleep, stood in front of me, pointed at my forehead with his finger that had scratched the messy white hair, and then One poke.

I leaned back following the force of his poking, "Ah, the tumbler has fallen."

Behind me was the Dengshi shop that Xiaoyu had already cleaned up, so I just fell to the ground and looked at the ceiling of the shop.Then, a white head appeared in my field of vision.

"...Did you wake up, idiot?" Inexplicably, when this guy called me an idiot, I felt a subtle sense of anxiety. "Hey, it's useless to dump it here as a large waste, and it won't sell much if you send it to the buying station. Hurry up and get up for Ah Yin." After he finished speaking, he stretched out a hand.

"Don't call me an idiot, Curly." I grabbed the hand he extended and pulled him hard to get myself up from the ground. "It's decided. I will find a way to enjoy the time when Grandma Dengshi, Catherine and Xiaoyu are going to a hot spring hotel for vacation. So..." I didn't let go of his hand, but held his hand and pointed to the song and dance At the entrance of Kichocho Street. "Let's conquer the sea of ​​stars! The first step is to go to the supermarket to buy!"

"Fufufu, there is really a duo of energetic and foolish couples over there." Mr. Kondo, who came here early in the morning, waved at Gintoki and me. "By the way, where is my lovely little brother Jun today?"

Gintoki kicked away the ninja that fell from the ceiling, and pulled me straight forward. "Xinbaji hasn't come back today. Also, make a clear distinction between reality and delusion, orangutan."

I held my hand while staring at Gin, deciding to give a certain Shinsengumi chief the final blow. "That's why, poor Mr. Director, please go to Heng Daochang by yourself. We decided to go shopping in the supermarket. After all, shopping in the supermarket on Sunday is the daily life of a young couple." I took my hand out of Yinshi's hand, and then Smiling, she came to his side, took his arm, and pulled Yin Shi away quickly before the others could react.

If the ninja girl who was kicked away by Gintoki reacts at this time, I will definitely say goodbye to the world.

However, this guy Gintoki really cooperates with me.

"It should be far enough away, right?" I stopped and looked back to make sure I didn't see the purple-haired ninja and a certain Mr. Chief who was wearing a Shinsengumi uniform but was crying and didn't match his appearance at all. Only then let go. "Hey, sorry," I took a step back before the guy punched me in the head again. "In return, we will have hot pot today. You choose the ingredients, and I will pay for it."

He looked at me with a very subtle look.

Well, guessing according to this guy's general thinking, it probably means that, as the owner of Wanshiwu, how could it be worth only a hot pot meal, like this.

So according to this thought, I took out my wallet and shook it in front of him. "I only have so much money, and I usually only have so much money to spend if I stay for a meal, and," I looked at him seriously, and took out all the money in the wallet and handed it to him. "My dear, you are only worth so much money." After saying this, I took another step back cautiously. When I was about to continue to retreat, he grabbed my hand and stopped the person who continued to retreat. action.

"Idiot, it really is an idiot. Ahh, Ah Yin, I shouldn't expect your IQ, idiot." When Yin wrapped the word idiot in every sentence, he took all the change coins in the money in his hand Gave it back to me, stuffing the big bucks into his own pocket.

...Hey, if you are capable, return all the money to me.If you have the ability to call me a fool, then you have the ability to give me all the money, including your own.

Although this guy's behavior makes people want to complain, but when I gave the money to him before, I never thought about getting the money back.No, it would be better to say that I was serious just now.

I counted the coins he gave me, and put the money back in my wallet with some grudging contentment. "...Am I too easily satisfied?" I looked at him with some confusion, not knowing whether to put the last [-] yen coin in my hand back or throw it to him solemnly. "Silver time, one hundred yen can buy a lot of things. Ah, it feels like I was struggling for one hundred yen a long time ago." I stared at the one hundred yen in my hand for a while, and felt that the one hundred yen on it Hundreds are laughing at me.

"It's decided, I will bravely put it under the vending machine! Waiting for the useless man with the fire of hope to explore and discover!" I shouted this sentence loudly, and threw the coin in my hand to the ground. Throw it away, and kick the one hundred yen with your toes into the vending machine not far away.

When I was holding my silver before, I threw away my hand and ran over, and the whole person was stuck to the vending machine, and the hairy head seemed to be stuffed under the vending machine. "Uuuuuuuuuuuuu!! If you want to talk about useless men, there is one here!! Ah Yin is Madao who has always held a tiny flame of hope, damn it!!"

The shouting Yinshi took a lot of effort to retrieve the one hundred yen I threw and stuffed it into his own pocket, but this picture is not so much teaching me not to look down on one hundred yen casually, it is better to say that this guy His exaggerated behavior fully explained to me the meaning of staying away from any useless man around him.

"I'm sorry, I'll go to the supermarket alone to buy hot pot ingredients. At first I thought it was a bad idea to find a helper. No matter if you are a man or a woman, you should learn to rely on yourself." I turned my head expressionlessly. , and walk quickly to the other side.

Gintoki, who was chasing from behind, hit me on the head, "Bastard, those who look down on a hundred yen will be stumped by a hundred yen in the end."

"I've already tasted the feeling of being able to do anything for a hundred yen. Ah, although I don't remember if this happened." I turned my head and thought about it carefully, but I couldn't remember it. A certain memory, the final conclusion is still the same ignorance as before. "Hey, anyway, even if I'm poor, I can work hard and live on my own." Even if I don't remember whether this kind of thing happened before, but when I first came to this Kabukicho, I was so poor that I could even live with a dog. The point of looting.

"Ah, you don't have to worry about your ability to support yourself anyway," he said in a lazy tone standing next to me, but stretched out a hand around my shoulder and pressed my head. "However, it's not impossible to rely on Ah Yin once in a while. Ah Yin is the all-in-one house Ayin who can take on any job? The all-in-one house Ayin who can solve any problem?"

His position startled me, and I struggled a bit between slipping out of his arms and letting go, choosing to let nature take its course. "So," I leaned over cautiously, making sure that he didn't have a big reaction or a gesture to push me away, and I finally chose to rest my head on his shoulder. "The boss of Master House, can you solve the love and marriage problems of female youths who have entered adulthood for a long time?"

The question asked is very strange, it would be better to say that it is strange to say this sentence.

But this guy wasn't surprised at all, but there was something that made me feel that this guy's expression of success was even more strange. "Ayin of Wanshiwu, in his youth, has no bad habits, has a salary, a car, a house, employees and a car. The most important thing is that Ayin has a rare and charming natural curly hair?"

"Pfft, isn't natural curly hair something you have always regarded as a burden. Hey, although there is a saying that 'all guys with natural curly hair are good people.' But I prefer straight blonde hair. Huh, the other conditions are really good Not bad, Dana, so if you want a natural roll with such a condition, what do you need to prepare?" I smiled and took his arm off my shoulder, and handed him the one hundred yen I took out of my pocket. "This is the other half of the entrustment fee, which you have already collected."

He took the hundred yen, turned it around in his hand, and put it back in his pocket. "At least it's a hot pot meal."

"Okay, it's established in this way... It's really no problem, it feels so wrong, it's only been half a year and it's because of hot pot in the end?" Although I was happy to talk to him about this, but this way of casually becoming a couple, I really Still a little unaccustomed.

"Hey, it's been a long time since you owe Ah Yin this hot pot meal, and it's more than half a year, you idiot, we had more feelings than those sixty volumes before." He took advantage of his height to pat My head said, "The supermarket purchases have begun, and it's time to show your awesome fighting power." We walked into the supermarket, and he pushed a trolley and led me all the way to the freezer.

After shopping for those things, we went back to the Toosei hut together, just in time to see Shinpachi sitting downstairs and Kagura holding the cucumbers I pickled not long ago and kept eating.

"Oh, that's just right. Let's eat hot pot together later. Sure enough, we should have hot pot in this weather." I happily ran upstairs with some ingredients in my arms, and by the way, I turned around and followed Yin, who was carrying a large bag of food. assign tasks. "It's up to you to prepare the hot pot and soup. The two children, Shinpachi and Kagura, are responsible for waiting. Oh, don't forget to cook a meal. It's not lunch for me if I don't eat white rice. "

The guy watched me walk in the door sideways with dead fish eyes, and followed me into the kitchen. "Are you guys eating or eating hot pot?"

Even so, this guy still cooked a pot of rice for me.

Afterwards, when it was time to eat hot pot, I put meat rolls and vegetables for each of them, and sadly found that there was only the last one of the meat rolls in the hot pot for some reason.Before that, I hadn't eaten a single piece of meat.

We must know that rare things are valuable, and the last meat roll is the last piece of territory that others are fighting for. "The last meat..." I looked at the basket next to me, and after confirming that there was not only one box of meat rolls, I made the final judgment with a little reluctance. "Meat, give it to Kagura, after all, girls are still..." Before I finished speaking, someone put the only meat roll in the pot into my bowl.

I stared at the piece of meat roll that popped out of the bowl, and looked at Yinshi suspiciously.

"Don't be in a daze, Ah Yin just doesn't want to fight with you brats, Ah Yin wants to enjoy the high-end hot pot where all the meat is thrown away, and one or two pieces of meat can't fill Ah Yin's stomach at all. As he said so, he opened the meat roll box next to him, put the vegetables in the pot into the bowls of Shinpachi and Kagura, and then threw the meat rolls in. "As for children, just feed Ah Yin vegetables."

"...The kind of hot pot that is full of meat is only stored in the self-service hot pot." I stared at the piece of meat, and saw Kagura's shining eyes again, and my hand holding the chopsticks trembled a little.

Yinshi snorted, "That's enough, bastard, if you have time to complain about Ah Yin, you might as well put down a plate of meat rolls." After saying this, he picked up the meat in my bowl and stuffed it directly into it. In my mouth, stop everything I want to say.

Well, I think this is probably the best piece of meat I've ever eaten.

The author has something to say: The struggling sugar

·The hot pot stems were buried a long time ago

・[-] yen stupid couple

·I want to eat hot pot too

· This time is officially over

·Thanks.