[Comprehensive] Die well, lie down every day

After Yu Yinshi took me back to Wanshiwu, I met the owner of the Chihuahua.

If memory serves me, that person seems to have been called a ham when they were silver?Hey, I'm a little hungry here. Is a dog such a hungry creature?

"Well, let me tell you," Shinpachi squatted in front of me and looked at me, "Ah Yin, this golden retriever doesn't look a bit like... Although it's a bit bad to say this, but give me a breed that looks like Miss Mayu Feel."

Hello!Are you saying I look like a dog? !I gritted my teeth at him in displeasure.

"Well, from the well-behaved point of view, it really looks like it." Granny Dengshi said slowly after taking a puff of cigarette.

Gintoki came over and pushed Shinpachi and I to make eye contact, then reached out and rubbed my head vigorously. "Look, look, look, if that guy had his head rubbed like this, he would have opened his mouth and bit it off a long time ago - Ah Yin's hand!! Let go of Ah Yin's mouth!!"

I pounced on him and bit his hand rubbing my head fiercely, and I was in a stalemate with him for a few seconds before letting go, then I turned my head and pointed my tail at this guy.

"Damn it, this golden retriever," Yin Shi shook his hand in pain, "Is he so dissatisfied with Ah Yin, huh? Damn it, I won't give you dog food."

Hey, I don't care for the kind of artificially synthesized things that can't even compare with meat scraps. If you want to conquer me, you can use meat!

At this moment Dingchun came over suddenly, seeming to sniff my ass curiously.I turned my head and looked over, and I saw the subtle feeling of "I wonder what this guy smells like" clearly revealed on the face of this giant white dog.Dingchun and I looked at each other for a while, and finally I couldn't hold on and turned my face away.

"Hmm... Silver Sauce, Shin Hachi," Kagura leaned over and carefully stretched out his hand along my back, along it, and simply threw his whole face over and buried it on my back. "It's so good, let's raise her. Look, she's so good!"

Hearing Kagura's compliment, I also squinted my eyes happily, and my tail automatically wagged from side to side.

Hearing Kagura's words, Gintoki picked his ears with his little finger, walked slowly to the side, and took out a strawberry milk and a pudding from the refrigerator. The guy looked at me and snorted, then sat on the sofa with his head crossed and his legs crossed, watching the news of the anchor Yukino.

The mood at this moment feels very...complicated.

I feel like crying after being ignored.

"Yin-chan, raise, Dingchun No.13 will definitely be very obedient, you see she is so obedient." When Kagura said this, I leaned over and squatted in front of Gintoki, blocking the TV.When Kagura saw me approach Yinshi, she continued to say, "Look! Dingchun No. [-] also likes Yinchan."

After cleaning up the mess caused by Hamko-san to pick up the Chihuahua, Shinpachi also joined Kagura and began to lobby Gintoki. "Gin-san, just promise Kagura, that golden retriever should be the size of an adult dog, and you don't need to worry too much about food..." Shinpachi's eyes shuttled between me and Dingchun, "At least it's better than Dingchun... ahhh, my glasses!"

Before Shinpachi finished speaking, Dingchun swung his paw at him, breaking his glasses.

"Please, Yin-chan, I will take responsibility and take Dingchun and Dingchun NO.13 for a walk, and I will feed them on time." Kagura said while holding Yinshi's pudding, and she would be ashamed if she didn't agree. It means to throw the pudding on the silver face.

Gintoki glanced at the pudding in Kagura's hand, and looked at me for a while, finally sighed a little helplessly, and said, "Only for a short time! There is no more, this dog looks like It’s not a wild stray dog ​​either. It’s estimated that some family ran out or got lost. I’ll write a lost and found post tomorrow, and before someone responds... Ah, well, Ah Yin knows, this dog will be boarded first In Ah Yin's everything house." Yin Shi stretched out his hand towards me. "Hey, you can pick up newspapers and drive away those salesmen, right? Ah Yin doesn't accept freeloaders here."

Oh oh oh!That's of course no problem, just give me the meat!

"Come on, left hand."

Give.

"Good boy, right hand!"

Give.

"It's really good, then get down and roll!"

Lie on the ground and turn 360 degrees!

"Yinshi, where did you find such an obedient dog?" The mother-in-law Dengshi who played with me threw the bone to me, squatted down and touched my head and Yinshi said, "What about the name? ?”

Yin Shi, who was sitting on the counter drinking water, glanced at me, "That girl with a big stomach calls Dingchun NO.13."

"It's such a casual name..." Grandma Dengshi sighed, stood up and smoked a cigarette, "By the way, I haven't seen that guy coming to play recently."

When Grandma Dengshi mentioned my name, I stopped gnawing my bones and raised my head and moved my ears.

"Hey, don't mention that guy." He showed an impatient expression on his face, "Who knows where that guy went, ran here on his own, and then couldn't find him, hmph. Maybe he was caught somewhere The little white-faced Jin Shi was cheated. Huh? What are you doing, are you hungry again?" Yin Shi lowered his head and looked at me who was pacing up to him, scratching his trousers with my paws.

Hey, I'm not hungry, it's just that I want to make a name for myself.

However, due to the series of unspeakable problems such as the language barrier, Yinshi finally brought me a large basin of water and dog food.

It has to be said that the taste of dog food is not as bad as that Chihuahua said.

At night, I sit on the couch and watch the three of us in the master house have a family meeting about where I should sleep at night.

Gintoki means that they are all dogs anyway, even if the breed is different, it is fine to sleep in the living room, but Shinpachi thinks it is better to give me a temporary place to sleep, after all, Dingchun is too big, Kagura The claim is that girls cannot sleep in the same place as boys. ...Well, to briefly express the meaning of the child Kagura, it is that different breeds of dogs will produce strange puppies.

I really want to say that I want to sleep in a bed, but Gintoki's house only has tatami mats.

The three argued and argued, and Dingchun and I were still placed in the living room, but Shinpachi surrounded me with a simple nest with a thin blanket.Then Shinpachi left first, Kagura fell asleep soon after, and Joharu followed closely behind, lying in a corner and soundly asleep, leaving Gintoki and me sitting side by side on the sofa watching TV shopping.

At about ten o'clock, Gintoki turned off the TV and went to the room to get ready for sleep.

"Huh?" Yinshi was about to close the sliding door when he saw me following behind him. "You..." Yinshi looked back at his bed, and turned to look at me with a pair of dead fish eyes. "Ah, it's really annoying. If you want to come, you can only stay by the side."

No problem, I'm sure I'm only taking up a little space!

After seeing me nodding as a promise, Yinshi scratched the back of his head and let me in, then changed into pajamas and lay down on the bed. "Don't wake up Ah Yin, that's it, sleep."

I moved my paws away from my face, walked cautiously over to him, and huddled into a ball beside him.

I fell asleep in the middle of the night and felt a little cold. I groped around for the quilt. After finally touching the quilt, I struggled and rubbed it over. I felt something warm beside me, so I quickly stuck it to it, but I fell asleep. Then I felt too hot and squeezed the object out, and then I felt a little cool and turned over and continued to sleep.

The next morning I was woken up by a bang.

"...Hey, it's so noisy." Before I could utter the word Amli, I opened my eyes and saw Yin Shi staring blankly at me next to me.I screamed in my heart that it was not good, and looked at him calmly. "Good morning."

He took a deep breath, and then, "It's not a question of good morning, is it?! Quickly explain it clearly within thirty words! Also, Ah Yin was pushed out of the bed by you!"

"Hey, it's impossible within thirty words. Don't embarrass others." I tried to pretend to be crazy and fool around, "Isn't there a precedent for this kind of thing? Angel—" Before I could finish my lie, this guy knocked my head hard. "It hurts!"

"Where did you come from this fairy tale? Do you think you can deceive Ah Yin?" Yinshi shook his hand, "Quickly explain to Ah Yin why you transformed from a dog? A monster? "

Gintoki now gives me the feeling that I can't be surprised because I haven't slept all night, but I suddenly noticed that Gintoki's voice was deliberately lowered.

I was a little confused, so I thought about it and took out my phone to show him. "Blank text message, right, but that's where the problem lies... Can I not explain it? Anyway, this kind of thing is like disposable chopsticks, just throw it away after it's over."

"...Tch, hurry up and get up to work for Ah Yin. I will work hard to compensate Ah Yin for what I ate yesterday." Yin Shi stood up and knocked on my head, then opened the door and walked out. "Kagura, wake up quickly, I have to start work early today."

I hugged the quilt and took a long breath, then quickly found Yinshi's clothes and changed into the one I wore yesterday.

By the way, Yinshi's clothes are so big... This guy looks thin, but is there really a difference in body size between boys and girls? "It feels like I'm wearing a giant's clothes." I shook my sleeves, grabbed the hem of my clothes and ran downstairs to Granny Dengshi who had opened a shop at this point and asked for a more suitable dress to put on, but I still wore silver clothes on the outside. time jacket.

However, the way Grandma Dengshi looked at me was a little... Well, although I was a little surprised why I appeared from the second floor, it was more teasing.

I tilted my head and thought about whether to say something to explain, but I was afraid of saying too much and making mistakes, so I kept silent. At this stall, Gintoki, who failed to drag Kagura out of his sleep, walked downstairs alone. .

"It's time to start work, you idiot, don't try to be lazy in front of Ah Yin."

"Oh……"

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