[Comprehensive] Die well, lie down every day

"...Xiaoyu?" I followed the hand that stopped me, and found that it was none other than the person who stopped me. It was because I hadn't appeared in Grandma Toshi's shop before, and I asked Jin Shi to organize people from Kabukicho to go there. Look for the maid robot, Tama, who may be dangerous.

Seeing me stop, she also put down her hand in front of me, not like a well-trained maid, but like a soldier ready to fight at any time. "Yes, Miss Mayu." She nodded at me, and didn't walk towards me, just standing in the rain. "Although it is rash, there is one thing before this, and I am very curious about it."

"Yes?" Because she was so rigorous that she was not like the usual Xiaoyu, so I was a little nervous when facing her.

"—What is Gintoki-sama to you?"

"Huh? Say, what are you talking about?!"

Faced with her slightly suggestive question, I couldn't help blushing, and shouted at her, but the other party didn't seem to understand why I reacted so strongly, and tilted her head.

I took a deep breath to force myself to calm down, pressed my hands heavily on Xiaoyu's shoulders, stared at the other person's eyes seriously, and said, "Listen up, Xiaoyu." I took another breath between speaking, " You can't say such ambiguous words to girls? Ah, my words are a bit ambiguous too... Skip it for now. In a word, what I want to say is, in a word, it is that, that, anyway, let me understand it I understand." The words came to my lips, but I didn't know how to describe the thoughts in my heart, and in the end, I didn't know what I was talking to Xiaoyu.

Xiaoyu looked at me and tilted her head again, several lines of characters similar to electronic data suddenly flashed in her green eyes, "Ah, that's it, I fully understand." The other party seemed to use some kind of database she stored. After analyzing what I wanted to express, I nodded quite seriously, "Then, let's put it another way."

"Yeah, okay." Seeing that Xiaoyu could understand so quickly, I also nodded happily, waiting for her question.

"For Sasaki Mayu," she asked with a flat mechanical voice, which made me feel like I was doing a questionnaire for a moment. "Does Sakata Gintoki exist? What's your opinion on him? And, what's your opinion on Sakata Kintoki?"

She asked three consecutive questions in one breath, and then she looked at me closely with her mechanical and inorganic eyes as if she didn't want to miss any expression on my face, which made me suddenly feel a little scary.

Ahhh, when stared at by this completely mechanical Xiaoyu, it feels like the whole body is being seen through.

But her question is really too weird?He suddenly appeared and stopped me, and asked me these questions. By the way, the last question involved Jin Shi?I squinted my eyes and looked at her. After thinking about it, I suppressed the doubts in my heart and turned to answer her question. "Although I don't know why you are asking these questions, Xiaoyu, it's not difficult for me to answer." I scratched my head as I said, "Sakata Gintoki? I don't quite understand what exists, but isn't this guy a genius?" Run away? To put it simply, he was originally from this street."

Any man who lives on this street and likes to drink knows that there is a good-for-nothing man named Sakata Gintoki who always pulls people to drink.

Hey, in short, although the name Sakata Gintoki is not known to everyone with this condition, when the topic of wine is brought up, Gintoki will definitely be mentioned.Well, in addition to this, there are TV shopping about Xing Sui's demon knife, never getting tired of strawberry milk and red bean rice, and the bad luck of being a rich man no matter how hard you work.

"...I see." Xiaoyu nodded, then looked at me with an expression of waiting for my next answer.

The second question is the evaluation of Yinshi.

I looked up and thought for a long time, and when I finally decided to speak to her, I was still a little uneasy. "A good-for-nothing man? Hey, how should I put it, although he is usually a bad-for-nothing man who is not calm and likes to instruct others to live in his house, but whenever something happens to the client or someone asks for his help, there will be It feels like he will be different at that time." I pinched my face, and seriously recalled the appearance of Yinshi who rushed over when I was in a car accident. "How should I put it, at that time, Gintoki looked like another person, right? There was a thought of 'Hey, seriously, this guy is pretty handsome',... that's about it."

Xiaoyu nodded, "Okay, I understand." After she finished speaking, she closed her eyes for a while before opening them. "The basic situation is understood, Miss Mayu, you are a special existence that hasn't been brainwashed by that guy." The last four words she said made me suddenly tremble, and I shuddered fiercely.But she didn't care, or didn't notice my tiny movements, but continued to ask me. "Then, the last question, please answer."

"...Ah, okay." I raised my hand and pulled the hair that fell around my face behind my ears, expressing my opinion on Jin Shi without hesitation. "Lord Jin Shi is the perfect lover in my heart, it hurts so much!" I was hit hard on the back of the head by someone behind me, and my whole body shook with the pain.

I touched the back of my head and turned my head, just in time to meet Shang Yinshi's red eyes, which were still full of anger. "...What are you angry about?"

"Hmph, Ah Yin hates little girls like you who only care about appearance," he patted my head with the palm of his hand when he said this, "you know, whether it's a man or a woman, You can’t see anything just by looking at it!”

But people generally determine their first impression based on their appearance. Isn't there a time when you can't get a job because of your appearance?

Although I really wanted to refute him and tell him this, but I still couldn't do it. After all, this guy now looks like a job seeker who lost because of his low impression score on the first appearance, which caused him to feel anxious.

"Master Gintoki, Ms. Mayu is..." Xiaoyu was about to say something related to me to Gintoki, but Gintoki waved his hand impatiently and interrupted.

"Ah, that's enough, Yin, I don't want to see this idiot who only looks at the appearance and likes that kind of blonde bastard. In short," Yinshi put his hand on the top of my head and pulled my head to the ground His wet chest. "You idiot, just let Ah Yin go home and sit in front of the TV and watch TV. In this weather, you should lie on the big sofa holding the newly published "Youth Jump." He finished speaking , took my shoulders with both hands and turned me around in a circle, then pushed my back until he pushed me to the waiting station.

"You just stand here obediently for Ah Yin to wait for the bus, then get on the bus to take the Shinkansen, and then go home. After that, you can play whatever you want. Ah Yin will not stop you, but! Now hurry up for Ah Yin Go home, just squat at home honestly, ah, just like an otaku who is addicted to his own world." He said very naggingly, but finally turned his head and ran away in a hurry, as if there was something very wrong. something to worry about.

In the end, Xiaoyu left me a reminder.

She looked at Gintoki who had run away, bowed to me, and then said: "The current Kabukicho may not be the same as the Kabukicho you knew before, Miss Mayu, but I believe that as long as Gintoki-sama appears in The words in front of those people will definitely clear away the dense fog that is currently covering Kabukicho. Therefore, Gintoki-sama is an indispensable key, and Miss Mayu is also a heresy that must be resolved for that guy." She told me After talking about this, he bowed to me again.

"If you still want to know and understand, please ask Mr. Yuanwai. Although that person has also been brainwashed, but for this." Xiaoyu took out a small chip from somewhere on his body and handed it to me. "After reading this document that I specially prepared as a precaution, both Master Yuanwai and you will definitely understand us." After saying this, she quietly turned around as if she had appeared first, and followed suit. He ran away in the direction he left when he touched the silver.

I looked in the direction where the two disappeared, looked up at the sky that was still raining but became a little brighter, and decisively took the chip Xiaoyu gave me to Mr. Yuanwai's workshop.

Afterwards, Mr. Gengai and I watched the chip that Xiaodama gave me on the TV in the corner, and finally understood the changes that have taken place in Kabukicho.

To put it simply, because Gintoki went out to work alone, Shinpachi and Kagura who stayed behind were bored or vented, so Mr. Yuangai made a robot that overcomes all the shortcomings of Sakata Gintoki. It is called Sakata Gintoki No. [-] for short.But this robot had self-awareness by some accident, and brainwashed everyone in this Kabukicho, replacing its own existence with that of Sakata Gintoki, becoming the new Sakata, Sakata Kintoki.

...Ah, how should I say it?If you don't look at other places, Sakata Gintoki No. [-], which eliminates Gintoki's shortcomings, simply exists to become my ideal Kintoki-sama.But these words must not be said to anyone.I glanced at the old Mr. Yuanwai, who didn't see any change in his expression, "Excuse me, what do you think...?"

"What do you think? Well, although it's unbelievable, seeing is believing. It's true that I only have the impression of Jin Shi in my memory, but since Xiaoyu is willing to believe in someone, there must be something he can trust. Robots, they understand better than humans, and they can see through the existence of human hearts more transparently than humans.” He took out the chip and stuffed it into his pocket, “Let’s not talk about gold and silver. If this situation is to be improved, at least someone must be able to completely destroy that guy's system, preferably to the point where that guy can no longer recover."

Someone who can destroy to that extent.

If I decide to help Gintoki, I need at least the help of someone with this level of power.

"But you should think about it yourself." Mr. Yuangai waved his back to me, turned his head and said, "That guy from Yin left a message in the chip saying that Mayu you should not meddle in this kind of thing, right? Ah , anyway, I can understand what Silver’s guy is thinking, after all, it’s too dangerous to get involved.”

He was right. At the end of the information on the chip, there was a piece of Yin Shi’s lecture. The general content was that the guy who looked at the chip should not interfere with gold and silver. As for how embarrassing I was by Yin Shi, I can only say that it is better to ignore those who have not heard, otherwise it will affect the mood.

Well, Gintoki wouldn't feel comfortable if he didn't make fun of my bad luck.

"... I have troubled you before," I stood at the door, thanking and saying goodbye to the old Mr. Yuanwai who was swinging the machine with his back to me. "Then, I will take my leave first."

I held up my umbrella, stood at the door of Mr. Yuangai's house, hesitated for a while, and stepped towards the station.

Night is coming, and while it's not the fourth day, night always demands a little more attention.

In addition, I also need to find someone with that power and get help from him.

And among the people I know, the only one who possesses this power is...

Thinking of that, my heart couldn't help aching.

Ah, the pain at that time is still fresh in my memory.

The author has something to say: Sorry, Mr. Lianzhu, you have to read the next chapter

·I feel like I can’t save the rhythm, it’s really sad, by the way, I’ve already set off today