[Comprehensive] Die well, lie down every day

I struggled with him for a long time before I could get my face out of his hands.I rubbed my face and poohed him. "Be a ghost! It was just that, the kind of toy gun that brats often get." Although I knew that no one would believe me when I said this, I could only get past it by messing around. "Compared to mine, what's the matter with your wall? It's a terrorist attack." I stared at the big hole in the wall that seemed to be pierced by something big and was still smoking, but I inadvertently looked at it. To Yukino anchor suddenly becomes bright smile.

But Yinshi didn't answer this, but stretched out his hand and poked it on my forehead, saying, "Tch, I've used this before." Then he shook his hand, as if he still hurt his hand from poking me. . "It's not such a simple thing to bluff Ah Yin. The anchor Yuye is watching. Children who lie will be tongue-tied." When Yinshi said this, the anchor Yuye seemed to be sure of this. He nodded as if saying a word.And Yin Shi said: "You guy was hunted down by someone, right? Why, are you so unlucky that you get involved in the underworld fight?"

Ah, totally irrefutable.

So I could only turn my face away, and said in a low voice: "It has nothing to do with you." As a minimum rebuttal, I never went to see him again.

But he suddenly held my head with one hand, hugged me and fell to the ground.

Before I had time to ask what was going on, what followed was a flurry of gunfire directed at where I was standing.

The entire attack took less than five seconds. I, who had never encountered such a thing before, couldn't help but turn pale, and when the other side used his arms to protect my silver, his face also looked very bad.

I took a few deep breaths to adjust my almost uncontrollable emotions. With trembling hands, I took out my phone and dialed Tsunayoshi Sawada's contact number.I didn't have the strength to talk to him, and I didn't know how to talk to him. When I brought the connected phone to my ear, Yinshi snatched the phone from my hand.

"Hey, hey, are you this guy's guardian? Come on, your kid is too scary, Ah Yin is almost scared to death, and he's actually playing gunfight games with the brats at other people's house, hello!" And my current state It's completely different. Gintoki makes me feel like a retired soldier who is used to this kind of thing. While talking to Sawada Tsunayoshi over there, he stood up as if nothing happened, and stretched out another He pulled me up by the hand, and then Zhuang Ruo casually glanced somewhere outside the window, and I saw Kagura running out on Dingchun over there.

I heard Tsunayoshi Sawada say "I'll come pick her up right away" from the phone, and I was led into Gintoki's room by Shinpachi so that I could tidy myself up so that I wouldn't look messy.

I combed my hair almost sloppily, and dusted off the dirty clothes before. After cleaning myself up, I squatted on the ground, suddenly not knowing what to do.

"Hey, are you so slow that you want to eat and live at Ah Yin's house?"

"No—I just," I replied in a panic, and when I looked up, I saw Yinshi walked into the room at some point and closed the sliding door, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed. "I..." I lowered my head and didn't dare to look at him, but suddenly felt his palm on top of my head.

I was quiet all at once.

And he said, "That's stupid."

Nothing to say, nothing to refute.

He seemed to really understand what I was panicking about.

"Wait, no matter what, I still can't stand being called stupid." I stood up with a swipe, and stood face to face with him aggressively. "How stupid am I..." I said to him not very convinced, but the man just leaned against the wall and stretched out his hands to pick his ears.

"Hey, you are stupid everywhere." Gintoki glared at me provocatively, and rubbed my hair vigorously with that hand. "If you want to ask someone for help, you can tell Yinsang me aloud! Anyway, people like friends are going to be dragged into the water by me in times of crisis, and they can find a way to bring you back!"

When I was playing with my hair like this, I suddenly felt tears fall out as soon as I counted my nose.

Before Gintoki stiffened because of my actions, Tsunayoshi Sawada who rushed over after receiving the call opened the door and saw this scene.In addition to him, of course the anchors Yukino, Kagura and Shinpachi who were left outside by Gintoki before saw this scene.

It was Kagura who spoke first. "Ah... you made the girl cry, Gin-chan." Gin-toki shook his body as if being stabbed in the back of the spine by an arrow.

"Yeah, Kagura, this guy is a terrible adult." Shinpachi pushed his eyes, and mercilessly stabbed Gintoki again.

The last one to kill Gintoki was the anchor Yukino."Hey, what a horrible man," she said.

When I looked at Yin, I slowly turned my head away.

"——Hey! Don't let A Yin suddenly avoid your sight at this time!" He waved and shouted beside me, and finally Kagura and Shinpachi pulled his back collar and threw it aside.

I watched his miserable situation and silently crossed him in my heart.

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who came to pick me up, wanted to laugh but could only bear it, which made me suddenly feel a little happy. "Well, let's go, Zetian." I sniffed, patted Zetian's shoulder, and walked out of here first.

When I came out, I saw a black car parked downstairs.

"...your car?" I turned my head and asked Zetian, and after seeing him nod, I patted the railing bitterly to vent my jealousy. I haven't said anything to Yinshi yet.I hesitated, but decided to say something. "Silver time..."

"Ah, you unlucky ghost, hurry up and get rid of your bad luck and come back, Ah Yin, I'm still waiting to add sugar." Yin Shi leaned on the railing on the second floor, and waved goodbye to me leisurely.

And the anchor Yuye gave me the previous talisman worth [-] yen wholesale, saying it was a safe talisman for me.

"Mayu." Zetian reminded me to leave.

I nodded, rolled up the windows, and sat in the car obediently with my eyes closed.

After the car drove for a while, the talisman that anchor Yuye gave me suddenly cracked, which made me feel a little uneasy, but the safe and sound journey along the way gradually calmed down my uneasiness. "Ah, it's finally here."

Sawada Tsunayoshi smiled wryly, "Is this journey so difficult? Speaking of talking to you on the way, I was really absent-minded."

"Normal people don't feel good after being sniped, you have to understand, Mr. Mafia." I taunted him unceremoniously, and at the same time, I took the suitcase he prepared for me from the back of the car Drag it out of the box.But my action seemed to have taken him by surprise, and the whole face was almost filled with questions about why I was able to lift such a heavy thing.

I sighed and tapped the lever at the same time. "Stand by yourself, you understand?"

"...Ah, I see." Zetian withdrew his dull gaze, shook his head and answered me with a smile.When he was about to take me to the apartment he arranged for me, a phone call came.

Seeing the way his brows were tightly furrowed, I knew there must be nothing good about it, and it might have something to do with my affairs.

So I waved my hand and took a step back. "You go first, anyway, I can go by myself. Just give me the address." But even after I said that, he asked me several times, until he realized that I couldn't back down, and he gave me the address. The address and door keys were handed over to me, and he drove away after explaining a few words to me carefully.

I watched the car go away, and then looked away.

Well, what are we going to do next?

Immediately I thought of Shirou Emiya who lived here. "...Okay, just this one time." I hesitated, and still called him, tactfully expressing that I would come to live here for a while, but my luggage was too heavy to be dragged.

In addition to this point, the biggest reason why I asked him to come is that I don't know exactly where the address that Tsunayoshi Sawada gave me is.As for the luggage, anyway, it’s a big deal to take a taxi to carry it.

He came very fast, a little faster than Zetian came to Wanshiwu.

"It feels so rare," he scratched his head and looked at me while dragging my suitcase with one hand. "I think Zhenyu is the type who rarely asks for help. I was a little surprised when I suddenly received a call asking me to help."

What, what can I do in your heart?

"I would like to do it myself, but I can't. The justice messenger of this land is waiting for me to summon." I shrugged in a feigned resignation, but what I got was the other party's laughter.

"Pfft—are you an idiot, or are you in the second grade? What a silly way to say it." He covered his mouth with his arms and laughed, and the laughter didn't stop at all.

I was also a little blushed by him, so I had to bite the bullet and laugh at him. "Do you still have the nerve to talk about me? I don't know which teenager said with a look of longing, 'I want everyone to be happy, and I want to be an envoy of justice'."

He stopped laughing this time, and replied seriously: "Well, that is indeed my dream."

Scared, true or false? !Before I could say this, I could only throw up my hands and admit defeat after meeting this guy's gaze. "Okay, okay, I should have known it yesterday, sir, I really lost to you."

He scratched his head and laughed beside him.

In a way, this guy is like my nemesis.

This is the conclusion I came to after chatting with him along the way.

"Wow... why are there so many people in this place?" After finally arriving at the residence that Tsunayoshi Sawada arranged for me, I saw a circle of people in front of the apartment building.

I stood on tiptoe and looked around for a while, but when I was about to take a closer look, Shirou stopped me. "Mayou wait here, I'll go over there and have a look." He said, grabbed my hand and put it on the railing of the suitcase, and ran towards the crowd by himself.

So I just left it here and waited for him.

After about a minute or two, he finally came back, but his expression was a little pale for some reason. "What's the matter?" I looked at him suspiciously, and then tilted my head to look at the crowd behind him.

He sighed and looked at me with a bit of distress. "I said, are you sure you want to live here?"

"Eh? Why did you ask that suddenly?" When he said that, I was even more curious about what happened over there.

He hesitated a bit, then sighed heavily and said, "It's a homicide. And it seems the real culprit hasn't been found yet, so..." He paused, and suddenly became serious. "It's better not to live here, really. It's quite dangerous. I can help you with your family. If you think you can't find a place to live, my house can also live for you. ——Ah, my house is quite big, and I'm not the only one, should I say that most of them are girls or I'm the only boy... In short, don't worry about safety." There was a sentence in the middle of him that was vague, but it didn't seem to be a very important thing.

I tilted my head and thought about it, and finally agreed to his proposal. "Then I'll listen to you, but my family and my parents passed away a long time ago... Then whoever is just my classmate anyway, don't worry about it, it's okay." After making a quick decision, the two of us immediately turned around and went to his house Walk.Soon, I arrived at what he said was a big home.

Super big, no, no, no, in my impression, those who have such a big house are usually only available to rich people.

"So, Shirou, are you rich?!" I pointed to the house and turned to look at him to ask for confirmation, and he waved his hand quickly.

"No! This is left behind by Kiritsugu and my adoptive father. I used to live alone, with occasional older sisters from acquaintances coming to help, but now it has completely become a scene of a group of people living in." He sighed heavily, " Don’t talk about it, anyway, it’s right for you to come in with me.”

Like a little native, I followed behind him and looked around.

"Well, let's put your luggage here first, and you can live in when I tidy up the empty room at night." He scratched his head and said, "It's getting late, let's go to dinner first, and I will take you to see them .”

His tone somehow reminded me of the young man who took his lover home to meet his parents for the first time. I stared at the man's back and quickly shook my head to dismiss the thought.

And when I followed him to the living room...not the size, it should be called the living room, I was completely stunned.

So many girls!And they are all so beautiful! !

Especially the blond girl in the middle, who is buried in her food, is the most dazzling one among them.But before I could sigh, a voice I remember deeply came from the kitchen not far away.

"You guys are back? I was forced to work as a coolie in the kitchen because of your late return." The voice was different from the murderous tone I heard before, but the words remained unchanged. irony.When he came out of the kitchen and saw me, he suddenly showed a surprised expression.But this expression was only for a moment, and he quickly cleaned it up, but occasionally he would look at me out of the corner of his eye, which made me have to pay attention.

"What, Archer, you said it as if you were reluctant, you're still wearing an apron in good condition?" Here was Shirou's retort, who was steadfast in his words.

And I, who was caught in the middle, felt the eyes of other girls looking at me.

"Shirou, is this...?" The blond girl spoke first, and the tone of her words reminded me of the kind of high-ranking king.

Shirou stopped talking to Archer, but looked at the girl and introduced me to the others. "...Anyway, something like that happened, so I let her live in on my own initiative."

I also briefly introduced my name to the group of girls, and learned their respective names from Shirou. In order to make it more likely to move in, I looked at the blond girl before. "If you don't dislike it, I can cook some food at least!" Just as I thought, the girl named Saber's eyes suddenly lit up when she heard the word "cooking", so I kept on talking. "Although it's generally limited to Chinese home cooking, I'm fine with things like mapo tofu and dumplings!"

Listening to my words, Rin Tohsaka, who suddenly covered his face for some reason, murmured a word in a low voice. It sounded like someone's name, but I couldn't hear it clearly. "...Forget it, anyway, I'm used to Shirou's personality. But to prove your worth, you... and Archer are in charge of tonight's dinner, anyway, that reluctant guy hasn't produced anything yet .”

I looked at Archer, who was leaning against the kitchen, and felt my scalp go numb.But in the end I mustered up the courage to go through. "... Please give me more advice."

"Ah." He answered me with a single tone, then turned to look at Shirou again. "Speaking of which, you are really amazing. When there are so many girls in the family, you actually brought back another girl."

"Huh?" Shirou and I put on a dull look at the same time.

And Archer looked at me with the same mocking tone in his tone. "What, don't you know, this guy has collected all the women around him into his house."

At the same time as these words were spoken, the girls of Emiya's family instantly showed their murderous intent towards Archer.It's just that this person walked into the kitchen leisurely as if he didn't feel it at all.

"Ah, so that's how it is...the so-called messenger of justice, the so-called meaning of wishing everyone happiness, that's right." I stared blankly at Emiya Shirou who was standing on the other side, and fixedly looked at him , and then turned away.

"...Wait, what is that look in your eyes that looks like a bedbug?!" Mr. Emiya Shiro cried while pulling his hair, while Tohsaka Rin, who was sitting on the side drinking tea leisurely, added calmly.

"It's not Yo Emiya-kun, that's just looking at the expression of the paramecium. Simply put, it's dismissive." Saying that, Tohsaka Rin took another sip of tea. "But it's true, not only me as an honor student, but also Fuji-san, who is a teacher, and Ilya, who is a young girl, have all been brought into this family by Emiya-san."

"Oh! If I say it, I don't mind at all!" He raised his hand high, and then flew towards Shirou and hugged it. If I remember correctly, it was Illya, the biological daughter of the adoptive father that Shirou told me about.But the child's real name is too long, so I just remember the short name.

For some reason, this was the Emiya family that was completely buzzing.

Looking at the lively scene, I lowered my head and sighed, then walked into the kitchen.

"Ah, that's right." I rolled up my sleeves and looked at the man who started chopping vegetables over there. "Aren't you going to kill me?"

"That's conditional." The man who is very skilled at chopping vegetables said so, "It doesn't matter what you do in normal times, and it's my advice. If you see me on the fourth day, how much you want to live Run as far as you can, and don't run around at night. ——If you want to get to the origin safely."

I tilted my head to look at this man, not understanding what he was saying. "Hey, what are you talking about? What is the so-called origin?" Even when I asked, he didn't answer me any more, so I had no choice but to give up and cook the ingredients with him.

Let me say a little bit here.

The housekeeping cooperation coefficient between me and this man is super high.Whether it's chopping vegetables and cooking soup, it's like we were made for it. "...You really, really know how to cook." I, who usually don't praise people very much, can't help but say the same when I look at the plates of dishes.

But he shrugged casually and returned the sentence to me. "You're not bad either."

"... I was honed, you just put all your skill points into cooking, right?!" I beat his arm desperately, completely forgetting that this person said not long ago that he would kill him. my words.

And this guy didn't have the aggressive look before, he hid half of his body to the side as if begging for mercy. "Hey, stop, stop making trouble."

Unwillingly, I could only cry silently and continue beating his arm, and at the same time decided to put away the only cooking skill I thought I could show off.

"Hey, dinner is ready." Archer didn't dodge my beating, just grabbed my wrist with the other hand, and pushed me to sit on the dining table.

I, who ate silently while listening to everyone's admiration, finally got my confidence satisfied during this dinner.

After dinner, I lay in the room that Shirou helped to clean up, looking sideways at the faint light that fell on the ground through the paper door.

— What a wonderful home.

After uttering such a sigh, I closed my eyes and let myself fall asleep.

The author has something to say: =L= The poisonous tongue of the little devil Rin was actually a bit scary, but in order to make this house lively, I let Shirou go.

Mr. Messenger of Justice who wants everyone to be happy, how are you?

PS: Mr. Shiro...doing wax and dirt for Gintoki and Wang-chan has recently become obsessed with Emiya_(:3」B＿If fate starts to be remade, I will fight with Shirou