[Comprehensive] Die well, lie down every day

There is a saying that people are invincible wherever they go.Although I don't quite remember who said this sentence, or this sentence is a joke from those novels on my bookshelf, but I think this sentence is still credible to a certain extent.

For example, I avoided medical expenses and chose to go home and roll in a quilt.After a series of things happened, until I fell asleep in bed, I didn't feel guilty at all.

In other words, I have seen through life and death and ignored it.

Even if I want to say that I will stay away from Sasakawa Kyoko in the future, I think the will of this world will definitely let me meet her, and then let her suffer a little setback, and make me bad luck.

There is no future for liking a guy who doesn't like you, just like targeting a girl who has her boyfriend as the strongest backing.

Yesterday I accidentally hurt a girl whose boyfriend was a mafia leader, and then splashed water on the face of a boy who didn't like me.

What else can I regret so far?

There is absolutely nothing for me to regret. From now on, I decide that I will happily collude with the malice of this world.

"It's time to wake up." It felt like someone was talking in my ear, and the breath sprayed on my neck made me shrink my neck.

...Wait a minute.

I'm actually living alone right now?And that voice sounds quite young, and it feels very kind to me. ... It shouldn't be possible that a relative suddenly appeared from somewhere, could it be that cheating guy?

No, no, if that guy really woke me up, he would definitely not yell like that. He is the type to lift the quilt directly. He woke me up like this for the first ten years, so this is definitely not him.

Just when I was thinking about who it would be in a daze, the person who wanted to wake me up seemed to see that I was still unwilling to get up, and after a long cry, he sat on the side of my bed and put his hand on my waist. position, shaking me across the quilt.

If this is a dream, it is too real.

Since I follow the principle of 'eating and sleeping are important events in life', I made up my mind not to get up, but to turn over and continue to sleep.

I don't really remember how long I slept, anyway, this time when my whole brain cells came to life, I was sensitively aware that the person was still sitting on the bed, not far away from me.

By the way, this bed is a single bed. After I lie on it alone, there is basically no place to sit. Why do I feel that there is still a lot of space for this person to sit down?

Feeling that something was wrong, I immediately opened my eyes, and accidentally met the brown eyes of that person.

That person probably didn't expect that I would suddenly open my eyes when he looked down at me, and I suddenly raised my head and fell back, but accidentally fell to the ground. "Ah... really..."

I also sat up from the bed at this time, only to find that I was in a strange place.

It's not so strange as it is a showroom for the wicked enemy of the people.

Although the place I'm in seems to be just a bedroom, its specifications are already comparable to the living room where I live now.And the sleeping bed is also super big, basically it can accommodate three 1.8-meter adults and there is room.Wait, so I'm on the edge of a bed this big right now?Am I sleeping like a nouveau riche on an oversized bed? !

Something doesn't feel right.

"Speaking of which, you finally woke up." The man rubbed the back of his head with a helpless expression that made me want to splash him with water again.

What's wrong is you, sir!

"...Zawada..." I read his name unwillingly, staring at the fully grown adult face, "...Tsuna Yoshi..." Although I knew he was the leader of the mafia, I didn't know at all He is so rich!If I knew, I would have established a good relationship with him in the first place!

Damn it, if you start pursuing this local tyrant now, is there still time?

He stared at me for a moment, "Why are you calling me so suddenly?" Then he smiled apologetically at me as if he already knew the answer. "Did it make you angry by calling you up? Or because I haven't come back for half a month?"

No, it's a matter of course to call you that.

I didn't know what expression I was going to put on, so I just looked at him with the expressionless expression I had before. "The bed...it's too big." After saying this, I felt like I was out of my mind, but this grown-up man just raised his eyebrows and stretched out his hand to press my bed. head, and leaned his face closer.

"...What are you going to do...?" I was embarrassed to meet his gaze, so I had to look to the side and lean back desperately.

The power gap between men and women is not only reflected in the fact that he can hold the back of my head with one hand so that I can't hide back, it can also be reflected in many places. I have a deep understanding of these things, except for trying to lean back. I dare not take any other actions.

He sighed, and slowly backed away from me, and when he was sure that I was no longer leaning back, he took his hands away and straightened up. "I'm sorry to keep you waiting here alone for so long. But," he said here, his tone became slow. "About the size of the bed, but you asked for it yourself? 'It must be big, you can roll around on it, and when you look at the size of the bed, you will sigh that I am a rich man'. I didn't say that. "

I silently glanced back at the bed.

No matter how you listen to that sentence, it sounds like something I would say. The kind of anger is only something that someone else will say when they are a local tyrant and despise me.

"It must be your fault too." I said this firmly, with an inexplicable sense of comfort in my heart.

"My... I just said that I can buy you whatever you want, don't worry about money." The man, the adult-looking Tsunayoshi Sawada, said to me with a smile, and then offered it to me That helpless smile.

This is all about showing off your wealth!

He also said: "The largest size of a double bed is not the size you said 'it can roll three men at least 1.8 meters high'. I can only find someone to order it. Do you feel dissatisfied now?"

I:"……"

Now there is no way to refute anything.That statement was definitely mine.

This bed is as incredible as this person's inexplicable tenderness, and it even makes people wonder if there are other intentions.

It's just that you hurt your girlfriend yesterday, so there's no need to set such a big trap for me today, right?And what kind of fairy tale is this, the one where people wake up and become a rich king?

"Okay, now that you're up, let's go quickly, shall we?" He reached out and rubbed my head, "Today's banquet will also be entrusted to you."

"Banquet?! Wait, why did you take me there?" I ran my hands through my hair uncomfortably, and suddenly found that the length of my hair was a bit short.

I myself have long hair, and Sasaki Mayu also had long hair at the beginning, and I never thought about cutting it, but now it feels...it seems that the length is just up to the shoulders?Why did it suddenly become shorter?Ahhh, could it be that I am falling into someone else's body now?

It looks like this possibility is high.

Just as I was thinking about whether I was in someone's body again, the adult Tsunayoshi Sawada looked at me with a displeased expression. "Ask why... I said, of course you have to bring your wife to the banquet or something. Unless it is a dangerous activity, at other times, I, no matter whether I am the leader of Vongola or not, I just want to take my wife with me, Zhenyu."

"What?!" I stared at him with wide eyes, and fell down on the bed almost subconsciously and continued to sleep.

Or it would be more accurate to use the word play dead.

When I closed my eyes, I suddenly felt a little fuzzy.

Still not quite understanding what happened to me, I desperately opened my eyes, only to see the mobile phone that I put on the bedside table every night before going to bed was vibrating non-stop.

"...Huh? Ah, is it a phone?" I crawled out of the quilt and held the phone in front of me. I didn't see who the caller was, so I narrowed my eyes and retracted under the quilt to answer the call. "Hello?"

"…Hello."

The voice on the phone is so familiar.

I put my hands on my forehead, opened my eyes and stared at the ceiling thinking for a long time. "Zawada..."

correct!just--!

I immediately got up and looked around, knocked on the wall again, and then ran to the first floor like crazy.

Was it a dream before? !I'll just say, if it's not a dream...

Feeling relieved, I hung up the phone, threw it on the sofa and started running to the kitchen to find something to eat. "At least there should be burgers in the fridge...!" I stared at the two burgers left in the fridge. "It will be gone after eating." After sighing, I could only resign myself to putting the burger in the microwave.

After 1 minute, the microwave dinged, reminding me that the two burgers were cooked.

"After all, I've been eating fast food for so many days..." I sighed again, peeled off the wrapping paper of the burger, and bit down on it.

But before my mouth touched the side of the burger, the phone on the sofa rang again, which made me give up my long-cherished wish to take a bite. "Hello, how are you?" I held the hamburger in one hand, picked up the phone with the other hand, pressed the call button and stuck it to my ear.

"Just... did something happen?" The voice on the phone was someone I didn't want to hear at the moment.

I thought of the inexplicable dream this morning, and I just hung up his phone, and what happened to hurt his girlfriend yesterday, and I squatted down on the ground unconsciously. "No... maybe the signal is bad."

"...Oh," came a disbelieving voice from the opposite side, and then said, "Does Sasaki-san have time now? If possible, I would like to discuss some things."

I don't want to discuss anything with you at all.

I thought, and took a bite of the burger viciously.

very sour--

"Pfft, uh..." I hurried to the kitchen to spit out the hamburger in my mouth, and threw the hamburger in my hand together.

Probably because there was too much movement on my side, which made him suddenly stop what he wanted to say. "...What, what's wrong?"

"Ah...it's nothing." I can't tell him that I ate a broken burger. "Excuse me, what's the matter?" If possible, I really want him to make it clear on the phone.

He hesitated for a while, "No, I hope I can talk to you face to face." One sentence shattered my wish, and he continued, "If Sasaki-san has not had time to eat, as an apology for delaying Sasaki-san, this Just let me out for lunch."

"Okay, I mean, where is our date?" I immediately suppressed the excitement in my tone, stood up again and began to pick out clothes that were roomy enough.

"Well, it's right there..." After he said the address, he told me that he was waiting for me there, and then I hung up his phone naturally.

After I picked out the clothes and put them on while humming, I suddenly thought of the most important thing.

——Why did this guy suddenly call me?