Kill me and don't fly

In the middle of the night, it is advisable to climb the wall.

But Jiangxin Island has no walls.

With complicated emotions, Bai Jue looked at Zhixingyuan, who had to show him the Lingqi Congealing Sword, and was already dancing.

Back then, he boredly told people's fortunes in a wild inn where he was staying, but they didn't believe him, so they had to give up and make a settlement.

Who is Bai Jue?Those who dare to swear that "I will not ascend to heaven".

He immediately slapped the table and said, "Forget it, I'm afraid you won't make it?" !

Then they pointed him to a little fool who was pouring slop in an inn, and Bai Jue counted it out in an inscrutable way—oh my god, the emperor's order!

The scene at that time was very embarrassing.

Anyway, no one would believe that Bai Jue was telling the truth.

Bai refused to accept it, and since he was free, he went to observe this little fool without saying a word.It doesn't matter if you don't observe it, just observe it—little fool, you look a lot like the empress of the Qin family I saw not long ago.

This little fool ordered by the emperor is now Zhixingyuan.

Although the little fool is stupid, he is not completely stupid.He also knows when others bully him and humiliate him.Maybe that's not stupid, it's called great wisdom and stupidity, anyway, he deliberately led Bai Jue to a corner where no one was around, took advantage of Bai Jue's unfamiliarity with the terrain, directly hugged Bai Jue's thigh, cried pitifully, and kowtowed to Bai Jue Master Bai Jue begged Bai Jue to accept him as an apprentice.

At that time, Bai Jue brought the big disciple Xie Zhifei of Qingxia Temple out.Anyway, he couldn't delay his cultivation of virtue, so Bai Jue asked Xie Zhifei if he would accept him as a disciple.

"..." Xie Zhifei, "The Qingxia Monastery has never accepted two idiots as apprentices."

There is no other way, Bai Jue chose a compromise method only after talking about it.

He tricked Zhi Xingyuan into becoming the emperor, and then tricked Xie Bingxin into becoming the national teacher of the two idiots.

As for whether this method was successful in the end, just look at Zhixingyuan, the current Xiuli sword master.

No play!

"Fellow Daoist Bai, do you think my swordsmanship has improved recently?" Zhi Xingyuan withdrew his sword, and when his spiritual energy disappeared, he turned his head to look at Bai Jue who was silently distracted, his eyes sparkling as if he saw a piece of fat and tender meat. Puppy with fleshy bones.

Bai Jue: "..."

Benxian, I have taken care of myself for several years, my junior brother for several years, and my son for several years—you, Zhi Xingyuan, don’t want to join in the fun, right? ? ?

"I—" Bai Jue opened his mouth.

Zhixingyuan immediately changed his face, and said sadly: "Bai Jue, are you still unwilling to forgive me?"

"..." Bai Jue, "Huh? Who is Bai Jue? I'm Bai Shenmu!"

Zhi Xingyuan: "..."

"I risked my life to pretend to be the second idiot in the magic palace, and gave you a fairy artifact that broke the seal. Are you just pretending to be a fool with me?"

"..." Bai Jue smiled heartlessly, and said, "I'm not pretending to be stupid, I'm really stupid."

Zhi Xingyuan: "..."

What else can he say? !

As the No. 1 of the Eastern Land Immortal Dao, Zhixingyuan is not without temper.He snorted, went to the pavilion and sat down, with his back to Bai Jue, making up his mind that Bai Jue would not admit that he was Bai Jue and ignore him.

Tianchi was covered with mist and mist, and there was no one around.

The aura-rich spring water is tinkling, flowing through the crystal clear white spar, emitting faint fluorescence.

After most of the night, Zhi Xingyuan was about to fall asleep, his head drooped for a moment, and he woke up immediately.

He looked back, and there was a place the size of a palm behind him.

Bai Jue is gone!

……

The wind was whistling beside his ear, Bai Jue was holding on to the lapel of the lord who had come all the way, and the frenzied wind was blowing into his sleeves.

I don't know what's going on, the lord suddenly dropped from the sky, picked him up and ran away, without even giving him time to speak to Zhi Xingyuan.

I'm afraid that if he finds out that he is missing, it will be hard to find him.

Bai Jue wanted to ask the lord why he was crazy, but when he opened his mouth, the wind poured straight into his mouth, and he really didn't give him a chance.

"Don't talk." The Lord said coldly without bowing his head.

Bai Jue: "..."

No - you snatched me out of other people's houses at night and didn't allow others to talk about you!

It's unreasonable!

"Don't talk." The corners of the Lord's mouth rose slightly, obviously his mood improved.

Bai Jue: "..."

Boss, I'm not talking about you, I think you need more medicine than I did back then.

The bright moon brushes across the face, the mountains and clouds fly over the corners of the eyes, and the robes rattle.

The Lord suddenly said, "What happened to that wild flower?"

Bai Jue: "...Huh???"

What wildflowers? ? ?

"It's that—"

"Oh oh, wait a minute, Qu Shao? Zi Yunying?" Bai Jue finally remembered the incident that he had put into a corner, "I saved her life back then, and someone wants me' Die badly', she actually wanted to help me."

"The kind of gang that wants to marry you, huh?" His Holiness closed his eyes and raised his eyebrows slightly.

Bai Jue: "..."

Suddenly, I felt a very familiar smell of vinegar in the air.

What the hell can I say? ? ?

"How should I put it—I'm actually very happy. After all, in my situation, whoever marries me basically has a fate—"

Seeing that the lord was about to throw Bai Jue down from the sky, Bai Jue was startled, and hugged the lord's neck even more forcefully, making the two of them into a tightly fitting one.

"Wait, wait... I, I can't... I can't marry her!!!" Bai Jue said with his eyes closed, "I'm a 'lonely destiny'. I can't be responsible to anyone until I've accumulated three thousand merits to suppress my fate!!!"

The lord laughed, and took Bai Jue, who was being held horizontally, into his arms. He rubbed the top of Bai Jue's hair, and said, "Brother Bai, I know all about it."

"...then you still—"

The Lord is like a poor child who finally got the toy that Xiao had wanted for a long time. Life and death refused to let go of Bai Jue who was holding him. He maintained such a movement and whispered in his ear: "Brother Bai, you That's great, I like you so much."

Bai Jue: "..."

This terrifying tone and sentence that cost a thousand knives! ! !

"So, can you tell me what happened to Zhixingyuan?"

Bai Jue: "..."

Boss, I remember that this immortal persuaded you not long ago, don't hang yourself on my crooked neck tree! ! !

"It's nothing, he's the one I saved."

The Lord smiled lightly, pressed Bai Jue and said, "Brother Bai is not good, what should I do?"

"..." Bai Jue resolutely admitted defeat, raised his hand and said, "Wait a minute, he was a second idiot back then, I will find a way to cure him."

"Because he—a bit like my junior brother."

"Oh?"

"Deep current."

Hundreds of years ago, the Lingtian Gate was not as glamorous as everyone imagined. There was a great conflict between the sect master's wife and the sect master because of Bai Jue's arrival.

Ling Tianyun's family has never accepted children with foreign surnames.

However, Master Yunmen accepted Bai Jue.

This harvest is one hundred and eighty years.

It can be said that if there is no Bai Jue, Yun Shenliu's life may actually be better, because the sect master will love him, and the sect master's wife will not ignore this son because of the cold war with the sect master.

For things in the world, I don't know whether there is a cause or an effect first.

【Brother, why are you so nice to me? 】

【I……】

[Brother, I will treat you forever, okay? 】

【...Nothing, since ancient times, it is a matter of course for senior brothers to be kind to junior fellow apprentices, so don't think too much about it. 】

[There is also the next life, the next life—forever, okay? 】

【Hey, how, how can you do this, little brother.You have already said that, why is senior brother willing to leave you to wander the world to slay demons and demons? 】

Too stupid.

It's so stupid.

Back then, Zhixingyuan was supported by Xie Bingxin to become the emperor, and after only a few years of working, he sneaked to Chengtian Sword Sect to learn from him.By the time Bai Jue found out, he was already an inner disciple of Chengtian Sword Sect.

[Why are you not allowed to cultivate immortals? !I'm obviously not a fool anymore! ! ! 】

【I...you...】

【Could it be that you cured me just to make me a dispensable emperor? ! 】

【...No, just...】

【Bai Jue, don't force me to hate you. 】

【...This road is difficult to walk, you—don't regret it. 】

Bai Jue also knew that Zhixingyuan didn't intend to betray himself back then.Back then, the lord used the "truth about his mother's abandonment of him" as a bait by the lord, and agreed to introduce himself for the other party—whoever imagined it, this recommendation caused Bai Jue to be abducted and locked up in the small black house.

After all, I don't know if the medicine he begged from Huanxing Pavilion back then is useful.

Has this second idiot been cured?

The lord's face was tender and terrifying for a moment, as if Bai Jue might be eaten anytime and anywhere, savoring his taste bit by bit, wanting to remember his breath forever, he smile.

Bai Jue reluctantly hooked the corners of his lips, and said: "I don't know that I have lived for so long, and there are some things that I really still can't tell whether it is wrong or right."

"Brother Bai is always right." The Lord hugged Bai Jue and rubbed against him.

[Even if it's not right, I'll make it right. 】

"Like walking in an abyss, like walking on thin ice—the name Zhixingyuan probably really has bad feng shui..."

In the past, the Three Friends met the old master of the Qingxia Temple at the Huowangqian Peak, and the old master gave Bai Jue the following orders:

[Fate is too short, save the suffering. 】

But what he gave to Zhixingyuan was—[The world is in a hurry, the sword is hard and easy to break. 】

What kind of order is this?

Bai never knew.

Before he came back to his senses, he heard the Lord whisper in his ear: "Brother Bai, do you like this?"

When I looked up, I saw towering acacia trees and dots of acacia fruit, red and green, which turned out to be amazingly beautiful.