Famous lines collection system [comprehensive]

Luanji: Let me tell the administrator to kick this screen-splasher off

—In a private chat—

Gan Le: Didn't you go to sleep?

Luanji: Well, isn’t it common sense to chat on your phone before going to bed, boss?

Gan Le: If you can’t fall asleep, hurry up and come to work

Luanji: Boss, you are too cruel!

Gan Le: Since you don’t want to organize the materials, go out and run errands for me.

Luanji: I'm sorry boss, I'm already asleep!

Luanji exits the chat room

Seton enters the chat room

Seton: What's this?

Seton: Garbled characters?

Seton: Terrible

Seton: Like an alien

Seton: I'm scared of myself

Seton: No I didn't say aliens are scary or something!

Seton left the chat room

12. HUMAN LOVE012

"I said, haven't you shaken it off yet?" Tang Jinyue growled subconsciously and asked the system.

"No, and it's getting closer and closer!" The electronic sound of the system also showed a rare sense of anxiety, "Can't you run faster! Also, if you want to run faster, put the thing in your hand Throw it away!"

"I've tried my best! Do you know that the longest distance I've run is 1000 meters?" Tang Jinyue was already out of breath, and now he just wanted to sit down and rest for a while, but when he thought of the thing behind him , he could only desperately insist on running forward, "Also! This set book! I will never throw it away!"

Fortunately, there is a system to show him the way, so that he can avoid the possibility of such a tragic thing as rushing into a dead end.

As for what happened, that's a long timeline.

It has been a whole year since Tang Jinyue came to the world of Odd Records of the Headless Horseman.As for why there is such a large time span between the last chapter and this chapter, of course Tang Jinyue used the "time lapse method" instead of the author finding out that there was really a year between the first volume and the second volume when referring to the original work What happened to Narita Ryogo during this year has not been written.

Ah, it's far away, anyway, a year has passed, and Tang Jinyue has gained a lot in this year.

First of all, his work under Orihara Rinya's work is getting smoother and smoother. His boss has raised his salary (but it is of no use, half of his salary is still kept by Orihara Rinya), and he often goes out to investigate at public expense. Tang Jinyue learned a lot of ways to collect information (there is absolutely no such thing as women’s clothing mixed in some indescribable place!), because he often goes out to work with Orihara Lin, and he still stays in the market. He wrote his own legend (orihara Rinya's horse boy).

Secondly, Tang Jinyue is also very familiar with the van quartet—in fact, it is more accurate to say that he is very familiar with Yumazaki Walker and Karizawa Erika. The room is full of dimensional walls.

The most important point is that, consciously or unconsciously, Tang Jinyue and the trio of Lailiang have more and more encounters and conversations.

As long as you meet a lot, you will inevitably have conversations. It's normal to be guided by Tang Jinyue to say something during the conversation, isn't it?

Therefore, through this year's hard work, Tang Jinyue has completed 80.00% of the tasks.

Tang Jinyue expressed surprise at the rapid advancement of the task bar.Regarding this, the system said to him in a rare and kind tone: "Of course the first world won't be very difficult. This can be regarded as protection for beginners."

"It's the system, doesn't the novice protection you mentioned include this kind of situation?" Tang Jinyue questioned the system while running forward without daring to slack off.

The system gave a positive answer: "Of course, isn't this novice protection compared to sending you to Naruto or Hunter Full-time?"

"Thank you so much! Why can't we start with a safe school romantic comedy like fake love or my youth love story that can't be wrong!"

"Forget about this!" The electronic voice of the system became serious, "According to the current situation, it will take you 5 minutes to reach the police station, but Zhichuan Haruna will catch up with you in a minute and a half, you You should think carefully about how to escape from the blade of Sin Song."

"In this case, do you have any good things that can save your life and quickly take them out!" Tang Jinyue felt that his footsteps were getting heavier and heavier, and he seemed to hear the sick and delicate laughter of the female high school behind him.

"I would like to, too, but the Points Mall cannot be opened until you complete the first mission." The system said sadly, "I don't want you to become the Son of Sin Song, but now I can only rely on you. If you are really For the main character, hurry up and explode the seeds, otherwise it will be cold."

Tang Jinyue felt that he shouldn't go out to fish today. He honestly listened to Orihara Linye's words and stayed in the office to help him collect data and hack into other people's computers. It was simple and comfortable, and he also had a beautiful colleague with long legs Look, isn't it beautiful.

So, why on earth did he spend a whole day in the sun with Yumazaki and Karizawae?Signing sales is good, but the premise is that you don't turn into a red-eyed zombie-like son of sin song!

Then, he began to reflect on why he had the confidence to walk the streets of Ikebukuro late at night alone, as if he hadn't seen enough dirty things at Rinya Orihara in the past year.

However, the matter has come to this point, and Tang Jinyue can't say anything.The next time he encounters this situation again, he must have the cheek to ask Saburo Watakusa to take him to the station. If there is still money left after buying the book, he must take a taxi!

In short, when walking on the road at night and suddenly a man with a knife rushed out of the shadows on the side of the road and wanted a barrel at himself, this kind of thing must not happen again!If the system hadn't suddenly reminded him, Tang Jinyue would have become a new victim of the Ikebukuro Slasher.

Zhichuan Haruna tightly gripped the kitchen knife in her hand.

Although this is just an ordinary vegetable cutting knife that can be bought casually in the supermarket, it is also a real crime song of the demon knife.

She likes her kitchen knife very much.When she was at home, she used this knife to cut vegetables, and made a bento box for Mr. Nasushima.Now, in order to express her love for her teacher, she uses this knife to continuously create children who are guilty of songs.

It's all because of love!Her love for Mr. Nasushima is all witnessed by this knife, isn't this the best!

So, why is that guy running!Couldn't he just obediently let sin songs invade his body like other children?That guy, even when he was running for his life, he was holding on tightly to the paper bag in the comic book store!

Ah, run, run.Sooner or later she would catch up to him.Before she fell in love with Nasushima-sensei, she was a member of the school's track and field club.Even though I haven't eaten much today, I still have no problem catching up with him.

Let him run for a distance with hope, and then when he slows down exhausted, she will catch up fiercely, and then make this disobedient child obedient forever.

Zhichuan Haruna couldn't help laughing.Nasushima-sensei, did you see that?My love for you, this is the expression of my love for you!

Sure enough, that person slowed down.

Haruna raised the kitchen knife in her hand. As the distance between the two narrowed, she couldn't help but start thinking, which part is better to cut on? Or, cut all the places she likes?

Although the man ran slower and slower, he still insisted on not stopping.He couldn't help but look back, and sure enough, the gradually narrowing gap between the two made him look even more panicked.

When he turned his head, Haruna saw his face clearly.It was a pretty face. If she hadn't given all her love to Mr. Nasushima, maybe she would strike up a conversation if she met her on the street.

The man stopped unexpectedly, he turned around, the frightened look on his face slowly disappeared, and turned into hesitation instead.

He actually stared closely behind him!

But Haruna didn't think about the abnormality of the prey in front of her. She only knew that Zuige would have another child.

"Mr. Nasushima Takashi?" the man said, staring behind him suspiciously.

Teacher Nasushima!That name exploded in my mind like a thunderbolt.

How could the teacher be behind him?Haruna quickly stopped in her tracks.

Is he also a student of Lailiang Academy?How did he know the teacher?Or is he just cheating to get rid of himself?

Anyway, just look back, if that person deceives himself, then his end must be miserable.

Haruna turned her head, and the dark street behind her was empty.

Then, something sharp and heavy hit him hard on the head.

A thick book like a dictionary.

The viscous liquid slowly flowed down the cheek along the wound, and the eyes turned black in bursts.Haruna couldn't help but knelt on the ground. She hadn't replenished her energy for a long time, and the blow to her head made her have a splitting headache.

Tang Jinyue didn't feel guilty at all for the female high school girl who was younger than him.Just kidding, you are the victim!He couldn't be more clear about the fate of being chased and hacked by that sick and charming girl who has lost her mind.

Whether it's turning into a red-eyed zombie, yelling "Mother" "Mother", or being thrown out by Shizuo Heiwajima like a vending machine, it sucks!The most important thing is that becoming the son of sin song will be manipulated by the mother!Although Anri Sonohara is a good girl who doesn't like to make troubles, Takashi Nasushima and Haruna Zhichuan are more crazy than the other!

Tang Jinyue made the last effort to stay away from Zhichuan Haruna.

wait for him to run into the police