Famous lines collection system [comprehensive]

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"My lord governor, I think it's necessary for me to declare again that I'm not a doctor. I don't know if Mr. Gui's brain is still there." Tang Jinyue took out a thermometer while sighing.

"Of course I didn't," Gui retorted loudly. "My mind is very clear! By the way, doctor, have we met before?"

"I told you I'm not a doctor," Tang Jinyue wiped the thermometer heavily with an alcohol swab, and said sinisterly, "But since you have an impression of me, it means your brain is still there."

Takasugi narrowed his eyes: "Fujimaru, do you know wigs?"

"I've met once, you know, I'm very interested in you exiles." Tang Jinyue said unhurriedly.

Then he shook the thermometer heavily, and said to Gui in a gentle voice that was a little tired: "Okay, take off your pants."

"You, you, you, what do you want to do?" Gui grabbed his pajama pants tightly, "Don't have ill intentions against me, I warn you!"

Tang Jinyue looked at him with caring eyes: "Silly boy, just take your temperature, don't think that everyone you meet is gay!"

"There are many places where you can take your body temperature. Why do you want me to drag my pants!" Gui firmly pulled on his pajama pants, swearing to the death.

Tang Jinyue patted the ice pack on the table: "Of course it's because the geodesy is accurate! Did you forget that you just put an ice pack on your forehead!"

Gui still shook his head desperately: "That won't work, I don't want to have a thermometer stuck in front of Gao Shan!"

Shinsuke Takasugi coolly made up the knife: "It's not like I haven't seen you naked since I was a child."

A suspicious blush appeared on Gui's face: "That's different, now I've grown into a reliable adult! An adult won't bare his ass in front of his old classmates!"

Tang Jinyue looked at him sympathetically, but couldn't help telling Gui a tragic fact: "Actually, after I brought you back last night, the governor watched you receive treatment."

Gui's face turned pale.

"Well, take your temperature first, and then give an antipyretic injection. He has already seen your reliable adult's ass." Tang Jinyue said cruelly, which made Gui feel extremely sad and indignant.

Gui's whole body turned white, and then turned into a line drawing that would disperse when the wind blows.

"So, give up your little shame, and quickly take off your pants! Labor and management don't dislike a man's butt, you're so chattering here!" Tang Jinyue roared.

Gui finally regained his color, he frowned, and found the key to the matter: "Wait, didn't you just say that you are not a doctor? Then why are you here to take my temperature? You can't let the gentle wife and nurse sister come ?"

Tang Jinyue continued to look at him with mentally retarded eyes: "Where do you think you are? Are you in a big hospital in Edo? Do you believe it or not? As long as you show up in Edo now, you will be tied up and locked up by Wuhua Da? Labor and capital are the most medical professionals here. People with knowledge, although I have never studied systematically and only dissected the human body, but it is still possible to take your temperature, give you a fever-reducing injection, and then inject some anti-inflammatory drugs.”

Gui grasped the point keenly from a long paragraph of his words: "Wait a minute, Gao Shan, don't you have any more regular doctors in your ghost army? You actually let a person who can only dissect to see a doctor?"

Shinsuke Takasugi flicked the soot, and said calmly: "The previous doctor died in an ambush, and we haven't had time to recruit a new one."

"I'm not 'only anatomy', I just took anatomy class." Tang Jinyue smiled at Gui, "I also learned chemistry and biology very well, but I didn't study medicine systematically. Don't worry, I am I won’t give you poisonous medicine.”

"But, just now you heard that I am not a regular doctor, right? If you continue to dawdle like this, if I accidentally shake my hand and break the thermometer or something and leave it in your pocket, it will be fine." Great, huh?"

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"Your Ghost Soldier's heart is really big." Gui slumped on the quilt, his face full of joy after escaping from death.

Any normal person, after asking the doctor "I feel a little uncomfortable in my shoulder, can you take a look at it for me" and the doctor's reply is "It can't be cured, let's amputate it", would be so frightened that he almost died on the spot?

If you try to explain the truth to him seriously, such as "Is there no need for amputation for such a trivial matter? Try massage and acupuncture before drawing conclusions!".That quack doctor refuted you plausibly, saying, "Anyway, I can't cure it. If it is cured, I will still have to amputate it in the end. It's better to go straight to the point from the beginning. Just cut it off."

Gui asked his former classmate and comrade-in-arms very seriously: "Speaking of which, does your doctor really amputate people?"

Takasugi replied very calmly, smoking a pipe: "Not yet, if you want, you will be the first."

Gui's eyes darkened: "Did you do it on purpose? You definitely did it on purpose? You just want to cripple me, don't you? Then don't let that guy who can only amputate become a doctor!"

Shinsuke Takasugi thought it over carefully, and replied, "Actually, to be more precise, he can't even amputate his limbs."

Gui: "Huh?"

Takasugi Shinsuke nodded: "Fujimaru said he can't saw the bones. If he really wants to amputate, he needs help from Kawagami or others."

Gui Xiaotaro got up with a grunt, and held Gao Shan's hand tightly: "Gao Shan, I didn't expect it to be so difficult for you!"

Shinsuke Takasugi pulled his hand back vigorously: "Actually, it is good to have such a doctor."

"It scares all your people away, can you save a lot of expenses?"

Takasugi grinned, showing a trembling smile: "Of course not, they are very careful every time they fight now, and be careful not to get hurt. Since Fujimaru became a doctor, our casualties have increased exponentially Descending. Isn't that nice?"

Gui backed away silently, trying to get as far away from Gao Shan as possible.

I don't know what kind of py deal Gui and Gaoshan reached in private, Gui temporarily stayed in the ghost soldier's garrison.

He didn't ask to leave, and Gao Shan didn't stop him from letting him go.On the second day after he woke up, with Takasugi's acquiescence, Heshang Wanqi and Tang Jinyue, who had gone out to earn extra money, helped to hand Elizabeth a note not to worry about him.

In the base of the ghost soldiers, Gui basically does what he wants to do.Whether it's squatting in the kitchen and eating other people's meals before it's meal time, or beating up the young ghost soldiers who are diligently practicing in the name of "learning swordsmanship"—— None of them were killed by Takasugi.

However, one time when everyone was eating together, Gui very naturally talked about some embarrassing things about Takasugi when he was a child.Then, the chopsticks in Takasugi's hands were directly inserted into the table in front of Gui.

"If your mouth is not used for eating, then you won't have to eat it again." Gao Shan showed a ghostly smile, and the fierce light from his only green eye was comparable to that in the wilderness. Wolf, "Or do you still want to use your tongue to add an appetizer to me?"

All the members of the Ghost Squad who were present moved back without leaving a trace, trying to avoid the trembling aura of the governor.

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"When did you, Gao Sugi, start using your tongue as a snack?" Gui asked very curiously, "I remember that you didn't have to eat snacks when drinking. Could it be that you are under too much pressure now?"

Sure enough, the natural character is the most powerful attribute in the world, not one of them.

Of course, Gui's glorious deeds are not limited to this.

Tang Jinyue and Lai Daoyouzi made a private bet, betting that when Takasugi Shinsuke couldn't stand Katsura Kotaro and cut him off.Lai Daoyouzi gnashed his teeth and bet that Gui would not survive a week, while Tang Jinyue bet that Gui would stay alive until he left the Ghost Soldier intact.

For some reason, this small underground gambling game that only two people knew about it gradually developed to the point where everyone in the ghost army team knew about it except Shinsuke Takasugi himself—basically all members had made a bet.

Gui's estimated life value ranges from half a day to half a year, but basically everyone thinks that sooner or later he will be severely injured by Master Takasugi and sent to Fujimaru for amputation treatment.

Only Fujimaru himself confidently believes that Gui can remain intact under Takasugi-sama, that is to say, the odds of this gamble are already horribly high.The kind that can almost win back the money he used to fund the Ghost Soldiers.

For some unknown reason, some members of the Ghost Soldier Team would intentionally or unintentionally teach Gui some things that made him bounce back and forth on Master Takasugi's bottom line in daily contact.For example, Mr. Takasugi's yukata is coquettish and tasteless, or the sound of his shamisen playing is like cotton.

The effect cannot be said to be non-existent. Mr. Gao Shan took Mr. Gui to "discuss" swordsmanship more and more frequently and for a longer time.It's a pity that it hasn't reached the point where Comrade Fujimaru needs to go to the doctor.

The Ghost Soldiers had jobs every night when Edo Castle's side earning business was at its peak.Heshang Wanqi almost cramped when moving money and moving hands every day. The primitive capital accumulation of the ghost soldiers was even more bloody than the unscrupulous capitalists in the West.

Although the ghost soldiers have accumulated a lot of wealth through the primitive accumulation of capital, it is impossible to smash the enemy with money to make a revolution.The rapidly accumulated funds exist for consumption.

It is very unrealistic to purchase high-tech firearms products in large quantities on the earth.Even if someone, blinded by money and blinded by money, is willing to sell guns at a high price, but