Famous lines collection system [comprehensive]

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"Hey, what are you talking about?" Kagura was the first to speak, and she pressed her fingers very dissatisfied, as if she planned to educate this nonsense little boy.

"It means literally." Alter said blankly, "However, let me explain in advance, if you really want to commit suicide, please make sure not to involve other people. That is to say, if you want to jump off a building, please be sure to find someone who is not Where there will be people passing by, avoid hitting innocent passers-by; throwing wells is not recommended, as it is very immoral to pollute water sources; whether it is cutting your wrists or taking poison, it is best not to be indoors, so as not to damage your house It’s hard to shoot. Well, in general, as long as you don’t cause trouble to others, you can die however you want.”

"Mr. Aalter, can't you say that?" Shinpachi was pushed from behind by Gintoki, and stumbled out of the crowd. He had no choice but to bite the bullet and start smoothing things over.

No matter what, you can't let Kagura do something to the guests in the master room!

"No, I'm not joking with you, and I'm not talking nonsense." Alter didn't appreciate it at all, "Ms. Yuzi's current situation can't be solved by Wanshiwu, right? After all, this is not a hospital, so Ms. Yuzi came here Is there any point in crying about the difficulty of life here? And saying that I can’t live and want to die.”

"I didn't mean that, I just..." Yuzi looked unbelievable, she was eager to refute, "I heard that this is a house of everything, so I came here to ask them to help me!"

"Wanshiwu is not a temple of gods, as long as you are devout enough, you can get what you want." A malicious smile appeared on the corner of Alter's mouth, "Then what kind of motive did you find here? Let them help you Did you rush into the hospital and press the doctor to perform the operation and still get the medical fee waived?”

Taro's face turned red, I don't know if it was because of anger or other reasons: "Madam, you are rude! How could I have such shameless thoughts!"

This time even the honest man Shinpachi couldn't stand it anymore: "Mr. Alter, what you said just now is indeed a bit too much for a mother like Ms. Yuzi who wholeheartedly cares about her children."

"Yin-sang, I think it might be true based on her character as a mother who wholeheartedly cares about her children?" Yin Shi said leisurely, crossing Erlang's legs and picking his nostrils.

Kagura slapped Gintoki's head into the table: "Don't go too far, Aru!"

When Yinshi pulled his head out of the table fragments with blood on his face, he saw a scene that stunned him: Alter bent down in front of Yuzi, and then took her hand.

"I'm really sorry," Alter said in a very candid tone with his eyes on the same level as Yuzi, "For some reason, my attitude towards people who commit suicide is biased. What I just said is very rude, please don't take it to heart .”

But Yuzi withdrew her hand like an electric shock, she turned her head to avoid alter's gaze: "It's okay, it's okay."

But Yinshi clearly saw that malicious smile appeared on Alter's face again.

Sure enough, after Alter sat back on the sofa, he spoke again: "Then Ms. Yuzi, it's great that you don't mind. But, if it's convenient, can you tell me what the knife you hide in your sleeve and belt is for?" Is it?"

But Yuzi looked at him suspiciously: "What are you talking about? A knife? I never carry these things with me."

Alter scratched his hair impatiently: "Ah, really! Do I have to say it so bluntly? Your white hair is dyed, and the wrinkles on your face are also the effect of makeup. I don't think so." Understand why a woman who does housework every day still has such neatly manicured nails, and the marks on your hands are more like small wounds? By the way, the most important point is the location and thickness of the calluses on your hands It is very suitable for those who are often exposed to weapons."

The master house was silent again.

"Really, you are too unprofessional, right? So many flaws seem to have been sent right under my nose, I don't want to pay attention." Alter said impatiently, "If I were the employer, I would definitely complain Yours. However, if you want to play Infernal Affairs or something like that, it’s a different story.”

"That's great! It feels like watching a TV series, Alu! I didn't expect the rookie killer to reveal so many flaws in his first mission and be spotted on the spot! The next plot should be everyone's favorite action scene, right? Lu!" Kagura took out vinegar kelp from nowhere, and chewed it with relish.

"Hey hey hey! Is this woman a killer? Don't you need to be nervous when the killer comes to your door?" Xin Baji started his own job and complained frantically, "Hurry up and ask 'who instructed you! ' is the correct plot development, right?"

Yinshi stared at a pair of dead fish eyes and said lazily: "Don't be so nervous, Xinbaji. Since she is a rookie, there is nothing to worry about. Besides, according to the normal TV drama plot, she must be defeated. She will only start asking questions when she is doing all kinds of beep-beep-beep-things? And according to the usual practice, she must have sworn to the death and committed suicide, or when she was planning to confess and be lenient, she was caught by the mastermind behind the scenes Kill it when the time comes. In short, I will definitely not let you know who it is."

"You guys are going too far!" The assassin, whose pseudonym was Yuzi, held the dagger out of his belt in his left hand, and took out a pistol and gun in his right hand, "Master Wushi believed that I was a qualified killer and gave me this opportunity. How could I betray him!"

"No, you have already betrayed him." Xin Baji pushed his body, a little bit reluctant to expose her.

"Speaking of which, do we know someone named Takeshi?" Kagura asked curiously.

"Well, it sounds familiar. I feel like I've heard it somewhere. But I don't have any impression. It's probably the [-]th Lineman who ranks outside the top [-] in popularity." Yinshi tried hard to think about it, but finally gave up. .

"Asshole! Lord Wushi is the chief of staff of the Ghost Soldier! He's not some [-]th lineman!" Yuzi said loudly.

"No, you look like a qualified killer, not even a rookie killer!" Xin Baji was very tired, and he silently lit a candle for the Lord Wushi in his heart.

"Oh, I remembered!" Kagura suddenly realized, "It turns out that he can pervert lolicon!"

"Master Takeshi is not a perverted lolicon! He is a feminist! He has been fighting for the overthrow of the amendment to the Oedo Juvenile Healthy Raising Regulations!" Yuzi retorted righteously.

"He's a perverted lolicon, there's no need to wash it." Xin Baji followed closely, not letting go of any slots.

"I really didn't expect that guy Takasugi to take a perverted lolicon as his subordinate. I seriously doubt his taste." Yin Shi leisurely began to make up the knife.

"You guys! It's too much!" Yuzi's eyes were red, she covered her face with her sleeves, and ran away like flying.

Once again everything was silent in the Master Room.

"I always feel that we are the bad guys." After a long silence, Xin Baji said in a deep voice.

"I always feel that she is here to make fun of Alu." Kagura added.

"It's normal. When you read the beginning of this chapter, you will think this is some serious plot, right? Besides, it's normal to be funny and funny characters in Yin's fucking world?" Yin Shi took it for granted.

Alter couldn't help it anymore, the expression on his face was wonderful from the very beginning, simply speaking, he was holding back his laughter.

"I said, shouldn't you be concerned about the killer just now?" He asked.

"Don't worry, it's just a rookie Alu who can't even be considered a rookie killer." Kagura didn't take taro seriously at all, "I can solve all ten more by myself."

Gintoki also said with a lack of interest: "Anyway, this time it must be the ghost of that perverted lolicon again, don't worry. Even if Takasugi wanted to kill me, he would do it himself, and he would never ask his subordinates to hire a rookie Come to be cannon fodder."

As long as Shinpachi is still worried: "But ah, even if you have a super high force value and can fight a group, what if that perverted lolicon sends killers every day?"

"Then get rid of him directly, Aru." Kagura concluded briefly and rudely.

"I'm going first," Alter stood up from the sofa, "I hope that my commission can be completed soon."

Yinshi nodded, and then he suddenly thought of something: "Speaking of which, if you wanted to find Takasugi, why didn't you ask that rookie killer just now?"

Alter shrugged, with a look of helplessness: "She seems to only know Takeshi, I'm afraid she hasn't even seen Shinsuke Takasugi. To put it bluntly, she is cannon fodder, how many cannon fodder will meet the big boss?"

That's right, Yin Shi nodded: "Then, how should I inform you when there is news?"

"Just leave a letter to the front desk of Edo International Hotel, and write alter to accept."

"Let's not talk about Takasugi, wigs are quite easy to find." Yinshi lay lazily on the chair, gesticulating at Xin Baji and Kagura: "Okay, let's find a wig first! 70, 70! This This time, Yinsang won't let the old woman take away a penny!"

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