When koi wears cannon fodder

When other people heard this, they subconsciously looked at Qian Jianan. Not to mention, even though the distance was far away, they could really see the difference if they looked closely.

"I think the nose is a little crooked?"

"Could it be plastic surgery? Then, didn't he fall twice during the game just now, did he knock his nose crookedly?"

"My God, if you fall, your nose will be crooked. This is too scary!"

......

The people in the auditorium were discussing in an instant, and some even secretly took out their mobile phones and took a video of Qian Jianan on stage and posted it on the Internet, intending to make a big news.

Of course, there are also fans of Qian Jianan who are arguing:

"If you don't have evidence, don't talk nonsense, okay! Before, because of online doubts, Jia Jia went to an authoritative organization for identification!"

"That's right. Maybe it's just because I got bruised from a previous wrestling!"

"You are able to identify remotely from such a distance, you really think you are Sherlock Holmes."

"I said, can you watch a variety show and forget about so many things? What does it mean to keep staring at Jiajia! I wonder if you are professional blacks invited by someone!"

......

The people on both sides were not willing to give in to the other, and even quarreled for a while, but after all, they were still concerned that they were at the recording site of the program, and there was no big commotion.

On the stage, other guests also gradually saw Qian Jianan's appearance, but they were worried that the show was still being recorded, so they couldn't blatantly approach him to remind him, so they could only try their best to mention him tactfully, even one of the hosts People also pretended to observe the game situation and stood on his side, trying to help him block some shots that would expose his face.

However, Qian Jianan didn't know about his own situation, on the contrary, he felt a lot of dissatisfaction because of the host's actions, as if he was blaming the other party for deliberately blocking his camera, and the expression on his face became more and more ugly.

Faced with Qian Jianan's reaction, the two hosts felt helpless, but they could only endure it.

Fortunately, there is only the last round left in the first game session, and everyone can only speed up the game as much as possible to end it in the shortest time.

The first game was finally won by winning two gold coins with "Xiantu". While announcing the result of the game, the host smiled and asked the prop team to punish the loser.

It is said to be punishment, but it is actually another way to attract attention. They are all non-painful means of entertainment. The purpose is naturally to let the audience see that even celebrity idols will make mistakes and make mistakes. Ordinary people who are punished The appearance can be regarded as narrowing the distance between audience fans and idol stars.

And this time the punishment is a cup of bitter gourd juice.

From far away, you can see the green color in the transparent glass bottle, which looks very dark at first glance.

"The color is so green that I panic."

The host Wei Jia made a joke with a smile, and then brought them to the guests of the "Xian Xia Qi Yuan" group one by one with a smile on his face.

The closest one is Qian Jianan.

Wei Jia smiled casually as he walked and glanced sideways at his partner next to him.

The tacit understanding of his partners for many years made Yao Qian understand what he meant at a glance.

"I think it should be fine as long as there is no green on the head?" Yao Qian answered with a smile the moment she met his gaze, and then walked a few steps to the side.

It seems that he is making room for Wei Jia, but in fact he is helping to block his camera a little bit.

And Wei Jia took advantage of the delivery of bitter gourd juice, took away the microphone and patted Qian Jianan on the shoulder quietly, and then nodded his nose subtly when the other party turned around.

Qian Jianan:?

Qian Jianan didn't react at first, and looked at him inexplicably, but when he subconsciously followed the other's movements and reached out to touch his nose, his expression changed instantly.

He first took a sneak peek at the auditorium below, and then quietly covered most of his face with the cup while drinking bitter gourd juice.

It's also because the taste of this bitter gourd juice is so magical, that's why Qian Jianan's slightly pale face didn't look so abrupt among the guests who were grinning or frowning.

But such a situation is obviously not suitable for continuing to record. The director of the show in the audience also noticed Qian Jianan's strangeness early in the morning. Concerned about the opponent's background, he waited for the end of the first game session, and asked his assistant to raise the reminder board in his hand to announce a break.

Fortunately, in previous programs, when the game was too intense or other situations, there would be a similar break, so the people on the scene did not have much reaction.

However, some people still noticed the abnormality on the stage, especially after the timeout was announced, Qian Jianan bowed his head and hurriedly left from the backstage, which aroused the suspicion of the audience, and then combined all the previous things together, which instantly triggered a new wave. Round of debate.

"What's the situation? Qian Jianan's nose is really crooked, right?"

"I don't know. Let's see the situation later. If Qian Jianan doesn't come back, it's probably true."

"Isn't it? If there is a sudden loss of a guest, can this show continue to be recorded?"

"I said, can there be no other target? People just go to rest normally, can't they?"

"So many people have gone to rest, why is it Jiajia's problem alone?"

......

The audience roared again, and more people posted their former fans online.

Although Qian Jianan didn't have much right to speak at the beginning, and Qian Jianan's fame wasn't enough to attract too much attention, but he couldn't help but more and more people were discussing and forwarding it. In addition, topics like star plastic surgery have always been hot topics among netizens, so gradually Yes, more and more people are paying attention.

Of course, these fermentations are still running in the dark on the Internet, and not many people in the program group can see them.

And Qian Jianan did not delay too long after returning to the waiting room. He only asked the accompanying team of medical staff to do a basic examination, adjusted the position of the prosthesis slightly, and returned to the stage after confirming that it looked normal.

After all, he had just fucked his natural good looks before, so it was naturally impossible for him to expose any bad news at this time.

No matter how bad it was, he had to finish the variety show.

Fortunately, the next two games do not need to do any significant exercise. Most of them are puzzle games, so there is no need to worry too much.

But after all, he knew that something happened to his nose, so when he returned to the stage, Qian Jianan still felt panic in his heart, especially every time he faced the camera and the audience below, he always gave birth to a feeling that everyone was in the same place. The illusion of staring at his nose, as if everyone had already noticed something wrong with his nose.

Under such a psychological effect, thinking about the projects arranged later, Qian Jianan instantly felt that the recording had become extraordinarily long, and subconsciously began to avoid the surrounding cameras on his own, and he was looking forward to this public execution-like program. can end sooner.

"Welcome everyone to come back to our show. After a short break, all the guests present must have recharged their energy, so in the next game competition, I hope everyone can show their best mental state. "

Wei Jia finished the opening remark with a smile, and then directly announced, "Next, we will enter the second game session, [Competition Competition]!"

"The competition of tacit understanding, as the name suggests, is to test the degree of tacit understanding among team members. Two team members are selected to make gestures and guesses one by one within the stipulated 3 minutes, but during this period, no sounds other than gestures are allowed, otherwise It will be considered a foul and disqualified from the game.”

Immediately following his words, Yao Qian briefly introduced the rules, and then said with a smile, "This competition still selects three groups of candidates from each of the two crews, and they will compete in turn."

"The team that guesses the most cards correctly at the end wins, and the loser will still be punished by bitter melon juice, so players from both sides please work hard!"

After listening to the explanations of the two hosts, the members of the two production crews successively selected the personnel for the three competitions. Because it was a team formation, everyone also had a chance to show their faces, and the extra one was naturally given to the team The one with the largest coffee place.

Considering that "Fairy Way" won the first round of the competition, this time the competition will start from their side.

The first contestants were Fu Yan and Du Jiaojiao.

Du Jiaojiao gestured, Fu Yan guessed.

The two acted as a couple in the play, which naturally aroused cheers from the audience as soon as they played.

And when the timing started, the two guessed a total of 3 cards correctly within 24 minutes. The level of tacit understanding attracted the pursuit of many audience fans and directly brought the atmosphere to a climax.

Even the host praised exaggeratedly, saying that this was the first time in this game that he met a partner with such a high degree of tacit understanding.

Then in the second match, it was the turn of the male second Wang Heng and Wang Lele. The two double kings are the type who love to play. Although the winning rate is not as good as Fu Yan's two, they are not bad. It was also loved by many viewers.

In the last scene, it was finally Jingli's turn to play, and his partner was the hero Fu Yan.

The roles of the two people in the play are seniors, and Jingli's young master defends the male lead at all times, and finally gave his life for each other.

So as soon as the two stood together, there was enthusiastic cheers from below. Countless people shouted the names of the two characters in the play, and even many cp fans of the characters were so excited that they secretly clenched their fists, as if they couldn't wait to see each other. Tie the two together on the spot.

"Ahhhhh! Seeing the young master and Yu Ze (character name in the script) standing together, I die without regret!!"

"Young master and Yuze's faces are too cute!"

"The real version of the gentle and spoiled younger brother attacking the beautiful boy and the young master!! I'm so cute!!!"

……

Jing Li didn't pay attention to the comments in the audience, he was looking at the cards on the reminder board and studying how to make gestures to Fu Yan.

Soon, the timer starts.

The word on the first card is clown show.

The audience in the audience laughed out loud when they saw the title.

Jing Li glanced at it, and also showed an expression on his face that was about to crack, but in the next moment, he began to imitate the appearance of the clown performance he had seen in memory.

Everyone saw that he suddenly gestured four fingers towards the opposite side, then raised his hand and touched his nose, and then Fu Yan, who was opposite him, said instantly, "Four words? Nose?"

Jing Li nodded, then raised his head and wrinkled his nose and began to walk like a clown.

This time the action was not complicated, Fu Yan guessed it almost instantly: "Clown? A clown show?"

Following the sound of the prompt for the correct answer, the audience below burst into cheers at the right time, and Jing Li also showed a happy smile on his face.

Fu Yan couldn't help laughing immediately, and then looked at Jingli opposite him and joked, "This is the most handsome clown performance I've ever seen."

As soon as the words fell, the audience below immediately burst into laughter, and the cp fans became even more excited and couldn't hold it back.

However, Qian Jianan, who was sitting on the sidelines watching, couldn't laugh at all. He always felt that the title seemed to imply something vaguely, and when he saw Jing Li touching his nose, he also touched his own nose subconsciously. , to make sure the nose is not crooked again.

As for the following cards, I don't know if it's a coincidence or something, and some words also use movements related to noses.

"Eat? Nose? Sneer?"

"Fish? Eyes? Fake eyes!"

"Car? Drink water? Mom? Busy traffic?"

"Ears? Nose? Ears and noses?!"

......

Listening to people constantly mentioning her nose, Qian Jianan couldn't help touching the bridge of her nose again and again, as if she couldn't feel at ease unless she confirmed it with her own hands.

His frequent movements naturally failed to escape the eyes of the audience below. For a while, many people were attracted by his actions and followed him frequently.

During this back and forth, Qian Jianan felt more like sitting on pins and needles, always felt as if everyone was paying attention to his face, waiting eagerly for him to make a fool of himself.

Even every loud laughter on and off the stage made him feel that they were taking the opportunity to laugh at him, making every pore of his body start clamoring that he was about to collapse, wishing he could flee the show immediately.

Finally, amidst his torment, he ushered in the last item, which is also the most anticipated by the audience - the talent show.

This link has been arranged before, and even went through the process deliberately during the rehearsal, so theoretically speaking, there shouldn't be a big problem.

The program Qian Jianan reported for this session was singing, which was one of his poor talents.

As long as you don't go out of tune, you can basically get away with it.

But that was before.

After experiencing the nose incident, Qian Jianan obviously felt that his state had dropped drastically, and even because of nervousness, when he was asked to recall the lyrics at this time, he even forgot most of them.

Letting him sing in such a state made it obvious that he was making a fool of himself, but he couldn't think of any other solution for a while.

In panic, Qian Jianan subconsciously glanced at the guests around her, and finally stopped her gaze on Jing Li beside her.

He remembered that Jingli's talent project seemed to be playing the piano?

If there is a piano sound to perform with him, the other party's performance can cover up the parts that he can't remember.

What's more, judging from the audience's reaction just now, Jingli's popularity is also very high. If I cooperate with him, I can take the opportunity to win more attention and topic heat.

The more Qian Jianan thought about it, the more excited he became. He took a look at the performance in front of him, and quietly approached Jing Li's ear while others were not paying attention, and proposed to him the idea of ​​cooperation.

However, Jing Li just glanced at him after hearing this, and then shook his head without hesitation.

"I'm not very familiar with the song you sang." Jing Li refused.

Qian Jianan's face froze when he heard the words, and his expression was distorted for a moment.

Unfamiliar?

This song is so fucking bad, you actually say you don't know it well?

Qian Jianan gave Jing Li a bitter look, and felt that the other party was deliberately teasing him to make fun of him.

But right now he has something to ask from others, even if he gets angry again, he has no choice but to let go of the anger in his heart for a while, and leans over again, begging him for the first time in his life, "Can I beg you? Help me once, and when you need help later, you can just say hello, and I will say nothing."

This is already the greatest sincerity he can show.

But Jingli was still unmoved, and continued to shake his head and said, "I'm really not familiar."

It's really not that he was fooling Qian Jianan by saying this, even though he looked down on this person, but he was not despicable enough to play tricks on purpose at this time.

Although the time in this world is not short, and he has listened to many popular songs, it is still a bit different from the Yuanling Continent where he was before. It is normal for him not to be familiar with the music score.

So in this talent show, the score of his playing the piano is also one of the songs taught to him by the big brother before.

But how could Qian Jianan know this, seeing him repeatedly rejecting his overtures, he almost couldn't maintain the superficial politeness.

He stared fixedly at Jingli with his head sideways, gritted his teeth and whispered, "Jingli, I advise you not to push yourself too far!"

However, facing his threat, Jing Li just glanced at him lightly, then turned his head and ignored him.

Qian Jianan was so angry that he was smoking out of his orifices, but there was nothing he could do about it.

Just at this time, Fu Yan in front had finished showing his talents. The host Wei Jia asked the staff to pick up the calligraphy written by the other party to face the audience, and praised with a smile, "I really can't see it. Apart from being handsome and good at acting, we Fu Yan also has good writing skills." Writing with a brush is actually so strong! The strokes are vigorous and powerful, it seems that you should practice a lot in private, right?"

The audience below burst into cheers, and Fu Yan's fans frantically called for their idol.

Just when the atmosphere was stacked to the top, Qian Jianan behind him suddenly rolled his eyes, and interrupted with a smile, "Brother Jia, don't just brag about Brother Fu Yan, I heard that Jing Li actually practiced it in private." Words, I wonder if I can take the opportunity to see them too?"

The author has something to say: Qian Jianan: Jingli is very popular, and cooperating with him can not only make up for my shortcomings, but also take advantage of his popularity.

Jingli: You don't have to.It's already hot if you don't rub it.

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