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There really wasn't anything good in the box, Wu Chongguang smiled flatteringly, turned his back and didn't dare to look at Mo Yan.

Others also arrived at the square one after another, and Han Sfu arrived behind. Seeing Bai Xu and Mo Yan, he was stunned for a moment, walked over with a smile and said, "I thought I was the first."

"Morning." Bai Xu smiled sheepishly.

Today's script, it seems that I should not be the first to arrive, and I forgot it when I was happy.

"I'm a little older than you, so you can call me Brother Han." Han Sifu said, "I hope you get a simple and ethical game."

"I try my best."

When everyone arrived, Fang Sa cleared his throat and greeted the guests: "Good morning everyone, the day of no morals has begun, are you ready?"

"All right!"

"According to the rules, Baixu will be the first to arrive today. Next, I will draw lots to decide today's battle mode, and then let Baixu draw lots to decide our game this morning." Fang Sa rolled up his sleeves and walked to the lottery box in the middle , reached out and pulled out a note.

The boxes for the battle mode were full, but there were only two outcomes. Fang Sa opened the drawn note and announced excitedly: "Today is a solo station."

Fang Sa turned the note to face the camera: "We still need to divide into groups."

"Teacher Fang, how do we divide into groups?" Gu Xi asked, "Is there a lottery?"

"Hey." Fang Sa smiled sinisterly: "I didn't say how to group them yesterday, this is a repertoire."

"Ah?" Zhao Ya hugged Zheng Peiqi reluctantly: "I think we are going to be separated."

"Don't worry, I won't separate you." Fang Sa said: "My mission here, besides hosting, is to group you. I have the best heart."

"Isn't it?" Zheng Peiqi also snorted, "I think you're here to punish us."

Bai Xu sighed that these two entered the drama too quickly, yesterday they ignored each other, but today they are sisters.After so many years, I still haven't learned how to behave in the world.

Fang Sa took a look at Mo Yan and said, "Bai Xu and Mo Dao came together this morning, you two groups, Pei Qi and Yaya came together, you two groups, Si Fu and Gu Xi are left. You two as a team."

The matter of grouping was finalized by Fang Sa, Zheng Peiqi and Zhao Ya hugged each other excitedly, and Gu Xi showed no reluctance on his face.

Such a division will only make the show better.

"It's all falling in love and killing each other?" Zhao Ya looked around: "Why do I feel that you are all waiting to see me and Pei Qi fight?"

Both Han Sifu and Gu Xi laughed at the same time, and Gu Xi took a meaningful look at Mo Yan and Bai Xu with a smirk on his face.

Fang Sa held the lottery cardboard box and walked to Bai Xu like holding a treasure: "Come on, it's your turn, you can't put it back after you take it out."

Bai Xu couldn't wait a long time ago. As soon as Fang Sa finished speaking, he reached in and quickly pulled out an envelope.

The envelope is made into an embossed style, which is very beautiful. After pulling it out, the other guests let out another "oh~" sound.

"Open it." Fang Sa said, "Read it for everyone."

Bai Xu looked at Mo Yan, saw him nodding, then opened the envelope and took out the bright red paper inside.

"Get off, get off?" Bai Xu looked at Fang Sa suspiciously: "What do you mean?"

"The back is a detailed explanation of the game, please read it to everyone."

Bai Xu turned over, and there were a few lines of small characters densely written on the back, and he read it out: "Roll, roll, game rules, look for round or near round objects around, stick toothpicks on each round object, To make a thorn ball, the defender sits on the ground and sandwiches the balloon blown by the program group between his legs. The distance between the two sides is two meters. The one with the shortest time wins, the three winners are sorted according to the length of time, the second and third will fight first, and the winner will fight against No.1, and finally the final king will be determined."

While reading the rules of the game, the scene of the game appeared in Baixu's mind, and the more he read it, the more he stumbled, and he almost didn't read it.

This game is too...

No matter how accurate the hand is, it is difficult to guarantee that it will not pierce someone, and the prickly ball rolls between the legs, making it impossible to look directly at it.

I am also in a group with Mo Yan.

After Bai Xu finished reading the rules, she blushed and glanced at Mo Yan quietly, and said in a low voice, "Isn't this too..."

"Do you understand the essence of this program now?" Mo Yan said this loudly, without hiding it at all, and the guests booed again after finishing speaking.

Fang Sa raised his hand and wiped his sweat: "If you don't tell the truth, I, the host, am also a hard worker."

Zheng Peiqi also yelled helplessly: "Fortunately, Yaya and I are two girls. Wouldn't it be too vulgar to match up with boys!"

Zhao Ya agreed twice: "Fortunately, I didn't wear a skirt today."

"Let's start." Mo Yan raised his eyebrows: "I've never been afraid."

Everyone gave Mo Yan a thumbs up, with the light of 'you are the best' in their eyes.Fang Sa also raised his hands, thumbing up with one hand, and pointing to the persimmon tree behind him with the other: "It doesn't take much effort to get it. This year's persimmons are big and round. They are not ripe yet and they are hard. It's just right. Now please Let’s pick persimmons first, and each choose one that you think is useful. Of course, if you are willing to find others, that’s fine too.”

There are no other suitable ones around here, all six guests walked towards the persimmon tree, Mo Yan pulled Bai Xu to the back, bowed his head and said to him: "Choose round ones, well-proportioned ones, so that you can roll."

"Okay." Bai Xu nodded: "Mo Yan, why do I feel that the same game is in that box, and the persimmon tree grows just right."

"You only know now?" Mo Yan pinched the bridge of his nose and pulled it: "Stupid."

Bai Xu pouted, feeling stupid, so she had to turn her mind to the persimmon tree, planning to pick the most convenient one.

The persimmon tree was old, and many branches were hanging down. Everyone quickly found the ones that they thought were convenient, picked them off and returned to the original place, and began to stick toothpicks on them.

Fang Sa reminded: "Everyone, remember to tie them evenly, and don't have toothpicks sticking out of their heads, which can easily hurt people."

"Since you know, why do you still design this kind of game?" Mo Yan stuck a toothpick and glanced at Wu Chongguang with disdain: "From school to now, IQ is also worrying."

"Hahahaha..." Fang Sa laughed awkwardly.

The preliminary preparations were done, and the game session officially started. Zheng Peiqi and Zhao Ya volunteered to start first, and there was a scream in the whole square after a while.

The program team has prepared protective equipment, but in fact it won't really pierce people, but it's just that you have to feel a little bit, so that the game is interesting.At the end of the first round, Zheng Peiqi and Zhao Ya stood aside tearfully holding their legs and complained to the program crew.Fang Sa announced the result, and Zheng Peiqi won in two minutes and ten seconds.

The second group was Gu Xi and Han Sfu. In the end, Han Sfu won, taking ten seconds less than Zheng Peiqi.

When it was finally Bai Xu's and Mo Yan's turn, Fang Sa asked, "Which of you two will attack first."

"Let him come." Mo Yan nodded and signaled: "If I come first, he must be too nervous to do anything after it's over."

Bai Xu's face was still red, and she understood the meaning of Mo Yan's words in a ignorant manner.

If Mo Yan came first and was teased for a long time by the thorn ball he threw, how could he find the right head.

"Then I'll do it first." Bai Xu picked up the thorn ball she tied, carefully checked whether any toothpicks protruded, looked at Mo Yan who was sitting on the ground, and said, "I, I might be a little handy. Shake, put your armor on."

"Don't be afraid." Mo Yan smiled at him: "If you get stabbed, you can just apply medicine to me when you go back at night."

Bai Xu's calm heart instantly rose to his throat, and the prickly ball in his hand made his hand itch. Thinking of the picture of rubbing the medicine, his mind was completely confused.

Mo Yan is simply, too annoying.

"I, I'm starting." Bai Xu lowered her head not to look at Mo Yan's smiling face, squatted down two meters away, and aimed at the balloon in Mo Yan's crotch, which was only bigger than an egg.

The balloon is deflated, there is not much air inside, it is difficult to puncture, and the cement floor is not smooth, the thorn ball will definitely be crooked when it rolls out, and if you are not careful, it will pierce Mo Yan's leg.

Bai Xu was very reluctant, afraid of hurting Mo Yan.But with so many cameras around, he hesitated for a long time, but he could only nod to Fang Sa and let him start the timer.

The first time it rolled out, the ball went crooked as soon as it left the hand, and it rolled in front of Mo Yan and directly hit his knee.

"Aww." Mo Yan obviously didn't feel any pain, but she purposely looked at Bai Xu and yelled.

This sound made Baixu's fine hairs stand on end, and his heart was numb from his screaming, like a little brush scratching.

"It hurts, does it hurt?" Bai Xu asked carefully.

"It doesn't hurt." Mo Yan rolled the ball back: "Continue."

In the next few times, every time he rolled over, Mo Yan would yell.Bai Xu***, who didn't care about the game, rolled the ball between Mo Yan's legs in a mess, but failed to puncture the balloon.

Fang Sa saw that the time was almost up, and he couldn't continue to procrastinate. After Bai Xu failed again, Fang Sa said: "Okay, okay, Zha Modao is going to become a hornet's nest again, Baixu, do you admit defeat?"

"I admit it." Bai Xu hurriedly raised her hands in surrender, and looked at Mo Yan for help.

"Don't be afraid." Mo Yan took the protective gear and stood up: "Look at mine."

"Okay." Finally, there was no need to lose any more, Bai Xu breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly ran to the defender's seat and sat down, waiting for Mo Yan to start.

Mo Yan picked up his own thorn ball, turned to look at Fang Sa: "You don't need to count the time, I can puncture the balloon in one go."

"I don't believe it." Fang Sa snorted disdainfully: "If you really succeed once, I'll call you Dad."

Mo Yan raised his eyebrows, and pulled out a little bit of one of the tied toothpicks. Before Fangsa started counting, he squatted down and pushed the thorn ball out decisively.

Others used rolling, but Mo Yan pushed the thorn ball out, and the protruding toothpick kept facing the balloon.The thorn ball in Mo Yan's hand seemed to be equipped with a remote control device, and it slid along a straight line between Bai Xu's legs, and the balloon exploded with a bang.

"Wow!" everyone screamed.

Before Bai Xu could get ready, the game was over, and she stayed there with a question mark on her face.

"Son, from today onwards, I will be your father, are you happy?" Mo Yan looked at Fang Sa with a smile.

Fang Su paused for a few seconds, clasped his fists and called deathly: "Dad!"

Everyone at the scene laughed, even Wu Chongguang in the distance laughed.

The next battle was completely out of suspense. Han Sfu and Zheng Peiqi spent some time, and finally Han Sfu won and played against Mo Yan.

Mo Yan was the defender first, and Han Sfu pinched him for a long time, and finally the balloon between his legs was willing to blow up.When he got up, Mo Yan looked at Han Sfu with a half-smile.

"Mo Dao." Han Sifu smiled flatteringly: "Please let me go."

"It's okay." Mo Yan hugged Han Sfu with a smile on his face: "I don't hold grudges."

Han Sifu heheed twice in embarrassment. After sitting down, he hurriedly put away the protective gear, and said to Fang Sa: "Brother Fang, I apply for another set of protective gear. I think Mo Dao is going to take revenge."

"No problem, brother understands you!"

After putting on the protective gear, Mo Yan didn't squat down, but stood straight and raised the thorn ball in his hand.

"Mo Dao!" Han Sifu screamed.

Amidst Han Sifu's screams, Mo Yan raised the thorn ball and threw it out.Before the screams were over, the thorn ball landed in a perfect arc, bursting the balloon.

Han Sfu rolled his eyes and fell back on the ground.

The melon eaters next to him leaned forward and backward with laughter, Bai Xu couldn't close her mouth in surprise, and looked at Mo Yan adoringly.

Fang Sa walked up to Han Sifu and pushed Han Sifu: "Sifu, do you need to call a doctor?"

"It's good to be alive." Han Sfu raised his hand: "I dare not cooperate with Director Mo in the future, I think he will kill me."

The surroundings laughed even more happily, Mo Yan went to sit in front of Bai Xu, leaned over and asked him in a low voice: "How is it, is it good?"

Bai Xu nodded admiringly: "Is that how your script was written?"

"Yes."

"Director Wu is too scary, what if you can't make it right?"

"He only dared to write the script like this because he knew that I hit every shot."

That is, Mo Yan is a demon catcher, if he can't do this, how can he catch demons, Bai Xu narrowed his eyes and smiled.

Even if it was no longer Feng Jinghuai standing at the top, the person in front of him was still as powerful.

[The author has something to say: such an unscrupulous game, I can... 】