Lao Tzu is Taiqing
Chapter 70
It's still too early to talk about obsessed.But when it comes to the demon god and king Mozun, Li Er remembered a game he played a long time ago - "Legend of Sword and Fairy".
Of course, in this prehistoric world, it is definitely impossible to add the fairy sword.After all, there is no God Realm here, and there is no such thing as God King Fuxi.As for whether there will be a Demon Zunlou, in fact, Li Er is also very yearning.
The nine-tailed fox turned into a peerless beauty, walking the human route.This beautiful woman is actually very smart. You must know that although there are not many people in the world of immortals, it is not unknown.If she didn't know that human woman and took it rashly, it would be a matter of time before she was exposed.Not to mention the difference in living habits, but the tone of speech and the posture of walking are all different. Another thing is that the soul and body are also extremely uncoordinated.
Therefore, this fox chose the most brilliant move in seizing the house - tire piercing.Not only does he not have to bear the cause and effect of taking other people's bodies, but with the treasure bestowed by Nuwa, it is also an easy thing to survive the confusion in the womb.
In short, 16 years later, Su Daji, the number one beauty in the world, is freshly released.
In fact, to be honest, Di Xin's idea really couldn't be wrong.Doesn't he just want to have both the country and the beauty?He is the lord of the world, isn't it normal that the most beautiful woman in the world belongs to him?Besides, if this beauty doesn't marry him.It doesn't make sense that the emperor's wife is not as beautiful as the wife of a man who is not as good as him, right?
It is because Su Daji's reputation is too loud.
The reason why Di Xin wanted Su Daji to enter the palace was naturally because Su Daji was a rare beauty on the one hand, and on the other hand, Su Hu intended to betroth his precious daughter to Bo Yikao, the eldest son of Xibo Hou Jichang.Isn't that Hong Guoguo's contempt for the emperor?Must be severely punished!necessary!
You said that since Daji is going to enter the palace, why did she make a fuss about the marriage contract?Don't you know that beauty is worthless when no one snatches it?For a beauty to be called a beauty, the first thing is that she must be beautiful enough, and secondly, she must be snatched by someone, otherwise, where will the trouble come from?
It is said that Su Daji was very favored after entering the palace.Why do you say "allegedly"?Because the saint is still very shameless, even if he wants to peep, the harem will never look at it.After all, this is a private matter for others, and if they come to watch the matters between men and women, it will only appear that the saints are bad-behaved elements, which is too embarrassing.
But think about it, it should be just Taoism, right?After all, isn't Buddhism still practicing joy meditation?If it is regarded as the Tao, maybe you will be willing to "speak the Tao" in front of a group of fellow Taoists and disciples?And Nu Wa never hesitated to use this to infuse the soul of the human race with the energy of yin and yang. ...It seems that the Sanqing sect is the most reserved?
Thinking of this, Li Er gave Luo Hu a weird look, and he remembered what Tong Tian had said about Luo Hu's sex.Judging by Luo Hu's appearance, level of enchantment, and qualifications...is it really possible?After all, will guarding one's body really appear on men, especially male demons?very suspicious.
Luo Hu felt terrified at Li Er's eyes, but he didn't know what to say. If he knew what Li Er was thinking now, he would probably want to flip the table.However, this also shows from the side that in Li Er's heart, Tongtian is much more important than Luo Hu, right?Don't let Tongtian know this fact, he will definitely be shocked!
Li Er probably knows the plot of Fengshen Yanyi, but forget about the details.But this time he is not looking at the details, but at... people.Jiang Ziya has been kicked out of Chaoge, and he decides to go to Xiqi to find his enlightened master.But Ma Shi, the old wife he married after returning to Chaoge, was unwilling.At the end of the quarrel, Jiang Ziya threw down a letter of divorce, and if he would surely become prime minister in the future and Mrs. Ma would regret it, he went on the road to Xiqi alone, playing the trick of his wisher taking the bait.
It seems that Jiang Ziya also met Ma Shi when he followed King Wu of Zhou into Chaoge later?Li Er squinted his eyes, trying hard to recall Ma Shi's ending, um, it seemed, suicide?Oh yeah, it looks like it was Jiang Ziya's fault.Li Erke didn't think there was anything wrong with Mrs. Ma. After all, Jiang Ziya was ashamed to rely on his former brother for a living, but Mrs. Ma was ashamed.
But whether it's business or being an official, Jiang Ziya always achieves nothing, right?Later, he said that it was normal for Mrs. Ma to not want to go to Xiqi, right?After all, she is just an ordinary woman, without great luck, nor great merit.
After thinking about it, Li Er flicked his fingers, and a bead of wine fell from the sky, following the dripping water from the eaves of the rainy day, it dripped on Ma Shi's head.
"Brother thinks highly of this woman?" Yuan Yuan raised his eyebrows, a little puzzled.
Li Er shook his head without explaining, "It's just water droplets with a little spiritual energy. Apart from making her younger, living a few more years is of no use."
How could it be useless?With that trace of Taiqing Daoist aura, even after her death, she will have a good place to reincarnate, right?Yuanyuan thought about it silently, but was very considerate and didn't say it out loud.
Seeing Chaoge's government affairs getting more and more chaotic, Luo Hu suddenly put down the wine glass in his hand and stood up: "Seeing that the time is almost up, I should go back to the Demon Realm to prepare for one or two. It's a good way to save all living beings, right?" ?!"
"Very good." Li Er nodded irresistibly, bid farewell to Luo Hu, and then met two pairs of puzzled eyes.
"Brother, why are you talking to Luo Hu? Demon save sentient beings? Luo Hu can say this?! I'm not afraid that the teacher will find him to settle the score!" Tongtian said with a disdainful mouth, "Brother, you don't really like it. Rahu, right?"
Upon hearing this, Yuanyuan hurriedly asked, "Tongtian said, but is it true?"
"Where is this going to happen?!" Li Er said dumbfoundedly: "The devil doesn't save sentient beings, so is the Taoism able to save them? Everything has a way, but not everything can become a way, and not everything can cultivate immortality. However Demons are different, so it is not impossible for Luo Hu to say that demons save sentient beings. And..." Li Er looked to the west and said pointedly, "It is neither demons nor immortals who like to save sentient beings."
But Buddha!Both Tongtian and Yuanyuan took it in their hearts.
In fact, they have already seen that Jieyin and Zhunti have the intention of setting up a different school.This is seen in their long-winded ambitions when they are sanctified.In fact, it can be regarded as a lot of anger and anger.After all, this is the best choice for them.First of all, their own Dao is very different from that handed down by Hongjun. Secondly, if they are all under Hongjun's sect, as several disciples, their status is obviously not as good as that of Sanqing and Nuwa, and not as good as their own. Set up another portal.In that case, if he is lucky, he might be able to reach the height of Hongjun's former Taoist ancestor, instead of always being inferior to others and being a saint who is not popular.
This time, it's just that it's not enough time to turn around.However, after conferring the gods, it is uncertain.
"Brother, since Luo Hu is gone, let's not watch it, let's go to bed, shall we?" Tong Tian pulled Li Er coquettishly.
Veins popped out on Yuanyuan's forehead: "Sleep? Why sleep? Tongtian, you don't even care about your disciples?!"
"What do you want to care about?!" Tong Tian's expression should not be too innocent, "Yuan, have you forgotten that my second disciple is called Guiling, and Guiling's Taoist companion is Xuandu. With him here, why should I stop teaching?" Is it? Since that’s the case, it’s better to go and rest!”
"Brother!" Yuanyuan raised his voice, looked at Li Er expectantly, and hoped that he would say no, which would save Tongtian from getting more and more out of tune, and he would lose the saint's face for no reason, making it difficult for them to do outside.
It's a pity that the brain waves of Yuan Yuan and Li Er didn't connect.Thinking about what Yuan Yuan said to him a while ago, Li Er naturally thought wrongly.He thought for a while, then nodded simply: "Since you also want to sleep in the original, then let's go together, okay?"
Promise, Promise!Li Er is really not used to Yuan Yuan's politeness to him, not used to the gloomy eyes he looked at him, he always misses the clear eyes that he trusted and relied on, the clear and graceful demeanor and the reddish cheeks.
Do you want to agree?Yuan hesitated.Although Li Er's promise obviously confused him, Yuan Yuan really hesitated.Want to sleep together?Do you want it?He already knew that Tong Tian and his elder brother had slept together, although they didn't do anything, but if they slept together, they would always have a chance to do something, even if they didn't do anything, it was just a simple hug... Primitive blushed.
"Yuanyuan, what do you think?" Li Er's eyes sparkled a little, alas, is it true that melting icebergs is the most beautiful scenery?
Tong Tian rubbed his hands suspiciously at Li Er, and said angrily, "Brother, why are you calling Yuan Yuan! Yuan Yuan wants to pay attention to his disciples, why is he so empty like us? Besides, saints don't usually want to sleep. Primitive doesn't have this habit at all!"
"No, I think it's fine." Yuan Yuan looked at Tong Tian coldly and said.
"Huh?" Li Er felt a little confused for a moment and understood the original meaning. What does this "no" refer to?
"I think it's also good to sleep with my brother....I've never slept with my brother before!" The faint sour smell came out of the words, which made Li Er feel a little guilty.Has he been too indifferent to raw?In fact, they all transformed together at the beginning, and it should be similar when their minds were first formed.But because of Tongtian's youthful appearance, he has always pampered and cared for him, and he kept Yuan Yuan by his side as a helper.
However, perhaps the original is not without hesitation!It's just because he, the big brother, cares more about the little brother, and just because he, the big brother, thinks he should be able to do it, so he doesn't say anything.Hey, Li Er sighed, he really owed Yuan a lot!
Li Er stood up, and gently pulled Yuan Yuan into his arms: "I'm sorry, in the future, if... then we'll be together."
okokokok?Both Yuanyuan and Tongtian are a little confused, what is this "if", what is it?What is this "together" together?However, my brother's embrace is really warm!Yuan Yuan put his arms around Li Er's waist and sighed contentedly.
Of course, in this prehistoric world, it is definitely impossible to add the fairy sword.After all, there is no God Realm here, and there is no such thing as God King Fuxi.As for whether there will be a Demon Zunlou, in fact, Li Er is also very yearning.
The nine-tailed fox turned into a peerless beauty, walking the human route.This beautiful woman is actually very smart. You must know that although there are not many people in the world of immortals, it is not unknown.If she didn't know that human woman and took it rashly, it would be a matter of time before she was exposed.Not to mention the difference in living habits, but the tone of speech and the posture of walking are all different. Another thing is that the soul and body are also extremely uncoordinated.
Therefore, this fox chose the most brilliant move in seizing the house - tire piercing.Not only does he not have to bear the cause and effect of taking other people's bodies, but with the treasure bestowed by Nuwa, it is also an easy thing to survive the confusion in the womb.
In short, 16 years later, Su Daji, the number one beauty in the world, is freshly released.
In fact, to be honest, Di Xin's idea really couldn't be wrong.Doesn't he just want to have both the country and the beauty?He is the lord of the world, isn't it normal that the most beautiful woman in the world belongs to him?Besides, if this beauty doesn't marry him.It doesn't make sense that the emperor's wife is not as beautiful as the wife of a man who is not as good as him, right?
It is because Su Daji's reputation is too loud.
The reason why Di Xin wanted Su Daji to enter the palace was naturally because Su Daji was a rare beauty on the one hand, and on the other hand, Su Hu intended to betroth his precious daughter to Bo Yikao, the eldest son of Xibo Hou Jichang.Isn't that Hong Guoguo's contempt for the emperor?Must be severely punished!necessary!
You said that since Daji is going to enter the palace, why did she make a fuss about the marriage contract?Don't you know that beauty is worthless when no one snatches it?For a beauty to be called a beauty, the first thing is that she must be beautiful enough, and secondly, she must be snatched by someone, otherwise, where will the trouble come from?
It is said that Su Daji was very favored after entering the palace.Why do you say "allegedly"?Because the saint is still very shameless, even if he wants to peep, the harem will never look at it.After all, this is a private matter for others, and if they come to watch the matters between men and women, it will only appear that the saints are bad-behaved elements, which is too embarrassing.
But think about it, it should be just Taoism, right?After all, isn't Buddhism still practicing joy meditation?If it is regarded as the Tao, maybe you will be willing to "speak the Tao" in front of a group of fellow Taoists and disciples?And Nu Wa never hesitated to use this to infuse the soul of the human race with the energy of yin and yang. ...It seems that the Sanqing sect is the most reserved?
Thinking of this, Li Er gave Luo Hu a weird look, and he remembered what Tong Tian had said about Luo Hu's sex.Judging by Luo Hu's appearance, level of enchantment, and qualifications...is it really possible?After all, will guarding one's body really appear on men, especially male demons?very suspicious.
Luo Hu felt terrified at Li Er's eyes, but he didn't know what to say. If he knew what Li Er was thinking now, he would probably want to flip the table.However, this also shows from the side that in Li Er's heart, Tongtian is much more important than Luo Hu, right?Don't let Tongtian know this fact, he will definitely be shocked!
Li Er probably knows the plot of Fengshen Yanyi, but forget about the details.But this time he is not looking at the details, but at... people.Jiang Ziya has been kicked out of Chaoge, and he decides to go to Xiqi to find his enlightened master.But Ma Shi, the old wife he married after returning to Chaoge, was unwilling.At the end of the quarrel, Jiang Ziya threw down a letter of divorce, and if he would surely become prime minister in the future and Mrs. Ma would regret it, he went on the road to Xiqi alone, playing the trick of his wisher taking the bait.
It seems that Jiang Ziya also met Ma Shi when he followed King Wu of Zhou into Chaoge later?Li Er squinted his eyes, trying hard to recall Ma Shi's ending, um, it seemed, suicide?Oh yeah, it looks like it was Jiang Ziya's fault.Li Erke didn't think there was anything wrong with Mrs. Ma. After all, Jiang Ziya was ashamed to rely on his former brother for a living, but Mrs. Ma was ashamed.
But whether it's business or being an official, Jiang Ziya always achieves nothing, right?Later, he said that it was normal for Mrs. Ma to not want to go to Xiqi, right?After all, she is just an ordinary woman, without great luck, nor great merit.
After thinking about it, Li Er flicked his fingers, and a bead of wine fell from the sky, following the dripping water from the eaves of the rainy day, it dripped on Ma Shi's head.
"Brother thinks highly of this woman?" Yuan Yuan raised his eyebrows, a little puzzled.
Li Er shook his head without explaining, "It's just water droplets with a little spiritual energy. Apart from making her younger, living a few more years is of no use."
How could it be useless?With that trace of Taiqing Daoist aura, even after her death, she will have a good place to reincarnate, right?Yuanyuan thought about it silently, but was very considerate and didn't say it out loud.
Seeing Chaoge's government affairs getting more and more chaotic, Luo Hu suddenly put down the wine glass in his hand and stood up: "Seeing that the time is almost up, I should go back to the Demon Realm to prepare for one or two. It's a good way to save all living beings, right?" ?!"
"Very good." Li Er nodded irresistibly, bid farewell to Luo Hu, and then met two pairs of puzzled eyes.
"Brother, why are you talking to Luo Hu? Demon save sentient beings? Luo Hu can say this?! I'm not afraid that the teacher will find him to settle the score!" Tongtian said with a disdainful mouth, "Brother, you don't really like it. Rahu, right?"
Upon hearing this, Yuanyuan hurriedly asked, "Tongtian said, but is it true?"
"Where is this going to happen?!" Li Er said dumbfoundedly: "The devil doesn't save sentient beings, so is the Taoism able to save them? Everything has a way, but not everything can become a way, and not everything can cultivate immortality. However Demons are different, so it is not impossible for Luo Hu to say that demons save sentient beings. And..." Li Er looked to the west and said pointedly, "It is neither demons nor immortals who like to save sentient beings."
But Buddha!Both Tongtian and Yuanyuan took it in their hearts.
In fact, they have already seen that Jieyin and Zhunti have the intention of setting up a different school.This is seen in their long-winded ambitions when they are sanctified.In fact, it can be regarded as a lot of anger and anger.After all, this is the best choice for them.First of all, their own Dao is very different from that handed down by Hongjun. Secondly, if they are all under Hongjun's sect, as several disciples, their status is obviously not as good as that of Sanqing and Nuwa, and not as good as their own. Set up another portal.In that case, if he is lucky, he might be able to reach the height of Hongjun's former Taoist ancestor, instead of always being inferior to others and being a saint who is not popular.
This time, it's just that it's not enough time to turn around.However, after conferring the gods, it is uncertain.
"Brother, since Luo Hu is gone, let's not watch it, let's go to bed, shall we?" Tong Tian pulled Li Er coquettishly.
Veins popped out on Yuanyuan's forehead: "Sleep? Why sleep? Tongtian, you don't even care about your disciples?!"
"What do you want to care about?!" Tong Tian's expression should not be too innocent, "Yuan, have you forgotten that my second disciple is called Guiling, and Guiling's Taoist companion is Xuandu. With him here, why should I stop teaching?" Is it? Since that’s the case, it’s better to go and rest!”
"Brother!" Yuanyuan raised his voice, looked at Li Er expectantly, and hoped that he would say no, which would save Tongtian from getting more and more out of tune, and he would lose the saint's face for no reason, making it difficult for them to do outside.
It's a pity that the brain waves of Yuan Yuan and Li Er didn't connect.Thinking about what Yuan Yuan said to him a while ago, Li Er naturally thought wrongly.He thought for a while, then nodded simply: "Since you also want to sleep in the original, then let's go together, okay?"
Promise, Promise!Li Er is really not used to Yuan Yuan's politeness to him, not used to the gloomy eyes he looked at him, he always misses the clear eyes that he trusted and relied on, the clear and graceful demeanor and the reddish cheeks.
Do you want to agree?Yuan hesitated.Although Li Er's promise obviously confused him, Yuan Yuan really hesitated.Want to sleep together?Do you want it?He already knew that Tong Tian and his elder brother had slept together, although they didn't do anything, but if they slept together, they would always have a chance to do something, even if they didn't do anything, it was just a simple hug... Primitive blushed.
"Yuanyuan, what do you think?" Li Er's eyes sparkled a little, alas, is it true that melting icebergs is the most beautiful scenery?
Tong Tian rubbed his hands suspiciously at Li Er, and said angrily, "Brother, why are you calling Yuan Yuan! Yuan Yuan wants to pay attention to his disciples, why is he so empty like us? Besides, saints don't usually want to sleep. Primitive doesn't have this habit at all!"
"No, I think it's fine." Yuan Yuan looked at Tong Tian coldly and said.
"Huh?" Li Er felt a little confused for a moment and understood the original meaning. What does this "no" refer to?
"I think it's also good to sleep with my brother....I've never slept with my brother before!" The faint sour smell came out of the words, which made Li Er feel a little guilty.Has he been too indifferent to raw?In fact, they all transformed together at the beginning, and it should be similar when their minds were first formed.But because of Tongtian's youthful appearance, he has always pampered and cared for him, and he kept Yuan Yuan by his side as a helper.
However, perhaps the original is not without hesitation!It's just because he, the big brother, cares more about the little brother, and just because he, the big brother, thinks he should be able to do it, so he doesn't say anything.Hey, Li Er sighed, he really owed Yuan a lot!
Li Er stood up, and gently pulled Yuan Yuan into his arms: "I'm sorry, in the future, if... then we'll be together."
okokokok?Both Yuanyuan and Tongtian are a little confused, what is this "if", what is it?What is this "together" together?However, my brother's embrace is really warm!Yuan Yuan put his arms around Li Er's waist and sighed contentedly.
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