Lao Tzu is Taiqing

Buzhou Mountain is a pure natural treasure house, this is not what Li Er thought casually, but what he saw with his eyes.Although he didn't know many things, didn't he have two younger brothers who knew him?

Of course, innate treasures cannot be found, and the innate spiritual treasures bred in Buzhou Mountains are not something they can imagine.But after all, this is Buzhou Mountain. After being hit by Gong Gong, half of the aura was lost and a lot of spirit energy was lost. Buzhou Mountain can still be used to refine the Fantian Seal.There is really nothing to pick up, even picking up a stone to go back is a treasure!

Of course, Li Er couldn't dare to pick up stones.The various materials found, such as spirit grass and spirit flowers, are enough for the three brothers to use. If it is too much, who knows in which corner Hongjun is cats and dogs!Li Er decided to accept it as soon as it was good, so let's withdraw!

Before they walked out of Buzhou Mountain, they saw two people with snake tails swimming over.

Does Nuwa still have Fuxi?Li Er rubbed his chin obscenely. According to myths and legends, it seems that these two are brothers and sisters and husband and wife, and the combination of yin and yang also contributed to the birth of human beings?But this is the chronology of the prehistoric era, I don't know which version of the myth is continued!

"Nuwa (Fuxi), I have seen three fellow Taoists. I don't know if the three friends are here to visit. What's the matter?"

It sounds very polite, why doesn't it feel right?And what to visit?Buzhou Mountain is not your home... Tsk!As the eldest brother, Li Er is the main speaker, he stood up and said: "In the past, the Father God opened the sky, and his body transformed into the prehistoric, and the spine was named Buzhou. As the authentic Pangu sect, we Now come and pay your respects." The implication is that you guys who are not authentic Pangu just mastered Pangu's legacy, and you cannot be the masters.

Did Nuwa understand?Nu Wa, as the smartest woman in the prehistoric world, is not one of them, so of course she understood.You know that a woman's heart is always smaller than a man's, and as the brother of Nuwa who is narrow-minded, Fu Xi's heart is not big.When the brothers and sisters heard this, what's the matter, Sanqing, are you looking down on our brothers and sisters?I haven't seen how powerful you are?

I can't see what's wrong with you?Li Er thought that when he was still in the 21st century, he hadn't thought about respecting Nuwa, which was even more impossible.You say you can transform into a form, but you have to leave a tail.But don't say that you can't grow legs, but you have feet but you want to show our three brothers your tail. What are you two brothers and sisters thinking? !

Modern people say that there is a generation gap between three years old, so Li Er can't understand the other party's thoughts. Is this actually a normal thing?His brain circuits fluctuate in the same way as his two younger brothers, although this is not something to be happy about.

Nuwa took a deep breath, and smiled brightly: "The three fellow Taoists have come to Mount Buzhou, can you discuss it with my brother and sister, and it will be beneficial to each other." Discuss?Li Er looked at his younger brother who was a little confused, and then looked at Fu Xi who was smiling softly and seeping water.It's decided, let's talk about it, what's the matter, three hits two, I'm afraid of you!

So, he followed the two great sages to their cave.

Li Er deeply doubted, is it because these people don't know that there is a house, and they don't have the consciousness to build a house, so they want to live in the cave?Or...his eyes flicked around those two suspicious long snake tails, is it actually an animal instinct?Don't snakes just want to make holes?

Li Er, you compare the mother of the human race with the snake. Have you ever had the consciousness of being a human being?Well, well, I understand that humans are transformed from monkeys, and it has nothing to do with Nuwa and clay figurines...

Before stepping into the cave, Li Er finally felt what the so-called "movement of the mind" was all about. God has a feeling, Luo Hu provoked a war among the three clans, and the first robbery of the dragon and the phoenix entered the situation where the blue dye could not die. ah!At this time, Li Er suddenly understood why it was impossible for people to meet each other in such a big situation like Honghuang, how people sat at home and things happened by their ears.

That's because the way of heaven is the modern World Wide Web.Every ascetic relies on his own hardware and software to connect with the Dao of Heaven, so... it works.Ah, Li Er thought to himself, Hongjun joining the Tao is a process of being promoted to a network administrator, right?In that case, isn't the sage the GM in the game?It's really terrible, and then the first robbery of the dragon and the phoenix, the battle of the lich, and the battle of the conferred gods are the main plots of the game? ORZ, if you think about it this way, there must be a parenthesis after Honghuang, which contains two words - online games.

It was obvious that Li Er was not the only one who was notified by Tiandao that the war was starting to heat up, Yuanyuan, Tongtian and Nuwa Fuxi all received it.The three Qings looked at each other for a few times, and they came to a common conclusion, the wind is tight, it doesn't matter, let's hurry up and go back to Shanmao!

Nuwa and Fuxi on the opposite side obviously reached the same conclusion.But how to speak became a problem.

No matter which side it is, they don't want to admit that they are timid and weak in front of the opponent whose enemy is unknown.Isn't this peeling your own face?Li Er obviously wouldn't do such a thing.But they had to leave Buzhou Mountain, and it was Li Er and the others who ran away quickly, so they had to speak.

Li Er thought for a while, then gave Yuan Yuan a look.The original eyes flickered, and immediately moved to the back of Tongtian calmly, and then——

"Tongtian, what's wrong with you?" Yuanyuan exclaimed.

Li Er's expression became stiff.Yuan Yuan, I just want to ask you what to do. Could it be that your solution is to knock Tongtian unconscious?Although it's not impossible, do you think the two people on the opposite side don't know that it was you who did it?

"Tongtian, what's wrong with you? Tongtian, hold on! Tongtian, don't die! Tongtian, let's go back to Kunlun Mountain immediately!" Yuanyuan looked up at Li Er, his voice sobbing like crying, "Brother, let's go back quickly Right! Your Nine-Turn Golden Elixir can probably save Tongtian!"

Originally, have you ever seen someone cry with no red eye sockets, no tears, and not even much water in the eye sockets?Li Er smiled awkwardly and apologetically at Nuwa and the others, not daring to see the half-smile expressions on their faces, and dragged one with one hand, and quickly disappeared.

After leaving the boundary of Buzhou Mountain, Li Er directly threw Yuanyuan to the ground, and then threw Tongtian on him: "Wake him up, let's go back."

"Yes, brother!" Yuanyuan was a little confused, so he threw two awakening spells on Tongtian, and then dragged Tongtian, who had just woken up and was still confused, to follow Li Er's footsteps. "Hey, hey, second brother, am I not in Buzhou Mountain? Where is this place?"

Li Er glanced back and smiled, but he was angry.Why do you say?When Tongtian asked this sentence, the collar was still in Yuanyuan's hand!No wonder and the original is a pair!Ah, one wish to fight and one wish to suffer, right? "We are going back to Kunlun Mountain!"

"Go back to Kunlun Mountain? Yes, go back to Kunlun Mountain. That's not right!" Tongtian finally realized that although his feet were on the ground, there was something wrong with his posture. "Big brother, big brother, where is Nuwa and her brother?"

"Where should I go? Why do you still want to go with him?" Li Er raised the corner of his mouth maliciously. If Tongtian said "yes", he would throw this guy back, save Those who survived would be ashamed of them.

Tongtian managed to break free from the primitive grip, and forced his lips to pouted aggrievedly: "It's nothing. That Nuwa has nothing to do with me! It looks like she is with that Fuxi. Do you think so?" No? Second brother?" Yuanyuan straightened his sleeves slowly: "I am neither Nuwa nor Fuxi, how would I know?"

"Second Brother?" Tong Tian looked at him in disbelief, and then said, "Second Brother...how could you do this to me!"

Don't you know my sincerity for you?Li Er made up his own mind.Then I feel a little sick to my stomach.He turned his head away, and heard Yuanyuan say awkwardly: "How do I know?! Nuwa and Fuxi are their business, talking behind their backs is not what I should do."

Am I thinking too much?But I don't think I thought much about it.Li Er shook his head, thinking maybe this is the so-called generation gap between modern people and ancient people?In fact, he is really pure, and he didn't intentionally mislead people at all, did he?

So, in fact, why is it so, they returned to Kunlun Mountain.

West Kunlun is another dojo of fellow Taoists, theoretically speaking they should also visit.But the problem is that she is a woman.Although there is no idea that men are superior to women, or women are inferior to men, Li Er feels awkward.And he came from a later life, so he guessed that it might be the Queen Mother of the West.Is Queen Mother Xi easy to get along with?I don't know, but I really can't think of anyone else who is connected with her except East Prince Li Er.And these two seem to have positions in the heavenly court.Then the relationship with Sanqing was like this.

Eat, eat, sleep, eat, sleep, eat, that's the life of a pig.

Sanqing is a man of high morals and needs to be cultivated.One day, Yuan Yuan picked up a crane.Li Er was almost moved to death, why Mao?Cranes are standard equipment for immortals!But Yuan Yuan seems to be looking for the gate?Li Er thought for a while, but still didn't decide whether to enlighten the two Taoist boys to order them.It's not that he is kind, but that he remembered that the Golden Horn King and Silver Horn King in Journey to the West seem to be the two boys of the Taishang Laojun.

If he really ordered two, looking back, in Journey to the West, how embarrassing would he be? !And if he remembers correctly, it seems that Sun Wukong's piercing eyes are also made by him, right?He felt a lot of pressure, so it was better not to enlighten him, and to make a living by himself.If it doesn't work...then order two girls.Girls are good, girls are quiet.

Thinking too far, Li Er!And you have to know that the first tribulation of dragon and phoenix is ​​a catastrophe of heaven and earth, you don't just have to hide if you want to!

Of course, there won't be anyone who can't think about hitting Kunlun Mountain right now.What Li Er does every day is just pinch his fingers and watch the grand occasion of the war through the free channel provided by Tiandao.As for casualties?Don't they die and clean up the place where they live?Since there is not, then go to die, hurry up, go to die!

So, why did you appear again? A phoenix flew over the Kunlun Mountains, dropped an egg, and smashed Tongtian who was playing with formations on the ground with his butt up.

"Ah, this phoenix can fly really high." Li Er saw the five-color light flashing on the eggshell, and he wanted to cry.This is Kong Xuan! Kong Xuan!Did Kong Xuan appear at this time?ah?God!Kong Xuan shouldn't be Tongtian's registered disciple, did Tongtian teach when he came out?Shouldn't he be so unlucky that although he is very strong, he was caught by the two Westerners after a few thumps?

Tiandao said: "My prehistoric, I call the shots."