Lao Tzu is Taiqing

What do you think heaven should look like?

Surrounded by clouds and mist, glittering golden light, five steps to the first floor, ten steps to a pavilion?Or is it the kind of building with only floors and no roofs in TV dramas?Or are there suspended palaces one after another on the floating fairy mountain, and then let you jump around one after another?Or it could be that the building is built on white clouds, every brick and every roof is made of jade, and then the night pearl is worn as a door curtain, and the gold and silver are used as the wall?

Imagination is beautiful, reality is cruel.Do you think that when you mention "sitting", you can only think of futons. What kind of life did the gods who were fully adapted to the utensils of the Shang and Zhou dynasties live before these N yuanhuis?

There is nothing wrong with the prehistoric age of invention and creation, but the premise is that you have to live first.To be honest, it's too late to practice, fight, or find food, so who cares about your decorations.Take a look at Donghuang Taiyi, who was smeared to a certain extent by him, and now renamed the magic weapon of Donghuang Bell, you should know what kind of taste their monster clan has.And what do you think Heaven looks like?

Put aside the half-literate descriptions in your mind first, and then come closer... Do you feel familiar?Damn, this is a replica of the Zixiao Palace, that is, the Zixiao Palace embodies the simplicity of the avenue everywhere, and the simplicity of the avenue here.We have to believe that, in fact, Emperor Jun Taiyi and the others have never seen several palaces since they were born, so it is very understandable to refer to Zixiao Palace.

But what happened to the murals on the wall where the fairies dancing musical instruments and worshiping by the same person as the Eastern Emperor Bell...won't the walls be clean?Even if it's not good, can't you draw something less vulgar?Although... the ancient murals seem to only draw such things, they are not as exquisite as this!

Li Er was stunned. In fact, it was because he never regarded these people as human beings, so he gave them too high expectations, right?In fact, looking at my two younger brothers, they know how to replace the thatched cottage with a log cabin until now.People are still at the forefront of fashion!

With a stiff expression, Li Er walked into the hall under the guidance of Donghuang Taiyi. Wherever his eyes passed, people's expressions were very normal and at ease.So in fact, he himself can't keep up with the trend of the prehistoric, right?He took out the jade box from his sleeve and handed it to Donghuang Taiyi.Li Er and Yuan Tongtian sat down in the front three seats on the left.

Then, while eating the spiritual fruit, they communicated with their spiritual thoughts, and then waited for the arrival of others.I have to say that time is indeed worthless in the wild.Li Er thought that if he was in modern times, he would have to go back and forth for decades to attend a wedding banquet, and then wait a few years for everyone to arrive... He probably has the intention of committing suicide.

But here is prehistoric.Every time I think of this fact, Li Er feels very sad.In fact, waiting for someone to wait for a few years is really nothing, even waiting for thousands of years is not too long!The concept of time...

But no matter how long you wait, all the people who are supposed to come have come, and if you haven't come, they won't wait.I didn’t see that the bride and groom have been getting ready for hundreds of years. I didn’t see that the countless people in the hall are almost here. Are you embarrassed to let so many people wait for you?So, simply put, you don't want to come, do you?If you're really late, don't you die of embarrassment?

As a result, Li Er saw many great talents who only heard of their names but never saw their people.You said, shouldn't you have seen it when you listened to the sermon in Zixiao Palace?You have to know that Li Er is the first one in the first row.Looking back at people is very detrimental to the image, and it is immoral to peep with divine sense, but whether you think about it... This is also a very serious question.

The red-haired and red-robed Styx is easy to recognize, why is his image too prominent?And the filthy air from the sea of ​​blood around him couldn't be ignored.Styx is actually not old, but his image is too decadent. Perhaps there is only one word that suits him best—uncle.Sitting next to Minghe was Kunpeng, with a blunt smile on his not-so-handsome face, which made people doubt his sincerity in congratulating him.

It's not too late for Yingyin and Zhunti to come, at least earlier than Hongyun and Zhen Yuanzi.The eyes of these two looking at the spiritual fruit on the table... ahem... Xixi is really poor.As for Hong Yun, well, he always looks so leisurely, even if you don't like it, there is nothing you can do about it.But to sit on the other side of Kunpeng without winking is considered the best in the world.

"It seems that after the wedding is over, this red cloud should fall." Yuan Yuan said softly, because the soundproof small formation was arranged in advance, so it will not attract the attention of others.This is not to say how difficult this formation is, but that other people will not be so rude.And listening to what other people are talking about, the people present really haven't done it.

Tong Tian had a different opinion: "There is Styx on Kunpeng's side, isn't there also Zhen Yuanzi on Hongyun's side? Although Zhen Yuanzi's book from the ground is not very powerful in attack, it is very strong in defense."

Li Er stuffed a fruit that looked like a grape into his mouth, and looked at Donghuang Taiyi who glanced at Hong Yun intentionally or unintentionally: "Styx may not be from Kunpeng, but Donghuang Taiyi must be from that side." The cause and effect between this... It looks like Hong Yun doesn't really care about his life!" If he really cares, he should stay in Longevity Hill until he becomes a saint, and don't come out.Look at his cultivation level...it is not as good as Sanqing and others, and there is also a gap between him and Kunpeng.Like this, isn't it courting death?

It is their business to seek death.Li Er could see clearly.Although he once saw a very meaningful joke saying that if something happened to a certain country, I would not speak up; if something happened to a certain country, I would not speak up; No one spoke.Li Er understands that this means that one tree cannot support itself, and that he should help others and uphold justice.

But here is a problem.Let's not talk about Honghuang needing you to uphold justice?Is your family's words justified?Next, what if you stand up?When you have an accident, a big hat that conforms to the way of heaven is enough to make people abandon you.It is wrong to meddle in other people's affairs, so I do nothing.He is withdrawn, but lives freely and carefree.

Because almost everyone had arrived, so Donghuang Taiyi, the temporary guest emcee, began to preside over the wedding loudly.Nuwa was invited up to be the officiant.Donghuang Taiyi shouted there: "I bow to heaven and earth, thank heaven and earth for their kindness in giving birth."

"The second is to pay homage to the elder, and thank the elder for his upbringing."

"Three worships to the Taoist couple, we will be together forever."

At this wedding, it is naturally impossible to wear a wedding dress or a red hijab.Even bright red clothes are not available.Di Jun and Xi He just dressed tidily and dressed more delicately, and they paid their respects, so that's fine.In fact, it is just a ceremony to show off. Most of the prehistoric couples are together after mutual agreement, and there is no ceremony at all.

Therefore, it was the first wedding between Emperor Jun and Xi and them, so Heavenly Dao would naturally send merits to show their congratulations.It seems that there are quite a lot of merits and virtues, but Li Er has no idea as to whether there are many or not. Anyway, even if all the merits and virtues are thrown to Di Jun, he will not be able to become a saint.There are four points of merit, and the two biggest shares are given to Di Jun and his wife Xi He respectively.Among the two small ones, the larger one was given to the red hydrangea in Nuwa's hands, and the smaller one was given to Donghuang Taiyi.Because of his merits, Di Jun's cultivation immediately climbed from the early stage of quasi-sage to the middle stage of quasi-sage, and Xi He also successfully stabilized at the early stage of quasi-sage.Although Donghuang Taiyi has bad taste and bad personality, his talent is indeed high, and he has reached the late stage of quasi-sage.

The speed of this cultivation base is the same as riding a rocket, right?The rest of the masters who watched were jealous.Tongtian even muttered there: "If you give me so many merits, will I become a saint?"

Li Er glanced at him and laughed: "Who told you not to marry a wife before them?" In fact, in all versions of Hong Huang's novels, Sanqing actually has no wife or son.This shows that they are destined to be bachelors by nature.Think about it, too, this is a saint, why should we find a quasi-sage?Then the quasi-sage can't be his apprentice or nephew, right?So who else?Xihe was married off by Di Jun, and her younger sister, Changxi, is probably Taiyi's wife.Nuwa must be with his elder brother Fuxi, and then do you prefer Xuanming or Houtu of the witch clan?Think about their prototypes... really not interesting!

Li Er doesn't mind being single very much. In fact, he has struggled with a problem for many years in this prehistoric age.That is whether he can do it or not.Whether or not that organ was transformed when he transformed is more important.Because, he discovered that the physiological phenomenon that used to occur every morning, he had never encountered it once in the prehistoric period...

Li Er knew that he was actually not a man, but just turned into a man.But this does not mean that even the basic rights of men are deprived, right?Didn't it say that priests can't marry wives? !Well, these days, it is not said whether monks cannot kill or not.Clear rules?what is that?You don't think that was really thought up by Jieyin and Zhunti, do you?Is that shabby themselves, or shabby others?

Looking at the pair of Bi people in front of him, Li Er began to think seriously, should he marry a wife?

[Xiao Taiqing, what are you thinking about? 】 Luo Hu's voice came from Li Er's side.He was sitting under Hong Yun and Zhen Yuanzi.In his original posture.It's just that Yaozu didn't ask him for his identity, and he didn't report his name.

[If... Sanqing is a clan, will this clan be exterminated by me? ] Li Er thinks this issue needs to be considered.It's like Hongjun's innate qi transformed into form, the only one in the world, when he joins the Tao, it will be annihilated?

In other words, is there a cause and effect for the extermination of the genocide?If so, Hongjun really is not an ordinary injustice!

Luo Hui seemed to be stopped by Li Er's question, but as soon as he rolled his eyes, he had an idea: 【You are not the only one of the three Qings, you will marry two wives for your two brothers later.Let them give birth to you!Would you like me to introduce you to a female practitioner from the Demon Realm? 】【No, no need. ] Li Er quickly shook his head, asking Tong Tian and Yuan Yuan to marry a wife?It's better not to ruin other girls!Marrying someone who likes men and becoming a tool for having children is more than a good thing, right?

【Actually...Xiao Taiqing, if you want to, it's not impossible to have a man. 】【…】 Li Er was very speechless, turned his head to look at Yuan Yuan: "Second brother, do you have someone you like? Hurry up and get married!"

Yuan Yuan's face turned red, and he looked at him evasively: "My brother does, but..."

"That's good. I'll write the invitation when I get back to Kunlun Mountain!" Li Er was taken aback, thinking that maybe this is history, and said immediately.