Lao Tzu is Taiqing

When Li Er was alerted by the declaration of Di Jun and Xi He Tian's marriage, thousands of years have passed.

So he came out of the hut.

At this time, Li Er was only one step away from the position of saint, but just that one step was so far away.Those who have a chance, step over, are saints.If there is no chance, just be a cat at the pinnacle of the quasi-sage for the rest of your life!Because Li Er's cultivation had improved, he was even more useless.Specifically, when he came out, he saw mountains as mountains, water as water, heaven as heaven, and primitive as primitive.There is no difference between mountains and water, just a scene!

What this girl is playing is Hong Guoguo's ignoring, ignoring!

Luo Hu, who was sitting next to Yuanyuan and drinking tea, said that he didn't notice that his little Taiqing was looking at him...he is alive!Little Taiqing~ How can you not look this way!Hey, hey, why did you turn around and leave?

In fact... the reason for the matter is really simple.Li Er found that because he had closed his eyes for too long, he always closed his eyes, and opened them suddenly... dazzled... he couldn't see... So, he decided to take a bath to relax his nerves.

"Big brother, big brother——" a red figure rushed over, and hung on Li Er's body very naturally, and then was slapped out with a "slap——".Li Er hadn't fully recovered from the path of inaction, he stared blankly at Tong Tian for a while, and continued to walk towards his hut with stiff limbs.He really has never been locked up for such a long time, except for the kind where he didn't move his mind.He thought that immortals should not have limb stiffness...but why...he felt that his hands and feet were almost the same?

"All wishes come true" is a supernatural power that sounds beautiful, but is actually quite weak.Because the Great God, within a certain range, can get what he wants, please believe that mana is omnipotent.So this kind of supernatural power, which is similar to the spirit of speech, requires word by word to define the range of effects of the supernatural power, and then output the ability... In fact, it is really not an ordinary trouble.

However, Li Er is a quasi-saint!Privileged!

"Hot water, bath salts, towels, bath towels, shower gel..." Li Er muttered each word with blank eyes, and then buried himself in the water without taking off his clothes.He hates retreat!He hates enlightenment!He's really not a liberal arts student, not a psychology student, let alone a philosophy student!What materialism, idealism, inaction, inaction, obedience to the mortal, rebellion to the immortal...has nothing to do with him...it's so annoying!God knows what you like, I don't care!

Regardless of the best... I guess Tiandao doesn't want you to care about it yet!

Inside the wooden house, Li Er's body and spirit were gradually relieved in the hot water.Outside the hut, one pair of eyes, two pairs of eyes, three pairs of eyes... and a fourth pair of contemptuous eyes.The transformation Kong Xuan has already experienced turned into a ten-year-old boy. It’s not because he doesn’t want to be more mature, but because his teacher refuses to make his apprentice look older than him. I don't know how many times I have asked.But if it's not possible to change the body shape, the appearance and height after the transformation actually don't matter at all, right? !Kong Xuan, who didn't take it seriously, complied obediently and foolishly.In the countless years that followed, he resented the teacher he abandoned behind him extremely, you are not kind!Why didn't you tell him his height...it's actually quite important? !

"Luo Hu, let me tell you, my brother will never be possessed by demons!" Yuanyuan cautiously threw a few sound-blocking restraints before saying seriously.Luo Hu looked at him, wanting to roll his eyes.Isn't it because you are on the Kunlun Mountains that I dare not fight with you?

"That's right." Tongtian supported his second brother, "Is the Demon Realm so short of people? My elder brother is very good, so I don't want to go to the Laoshizi Demon Realm!" Luo Hu squinted his eyes: "Little Tongtian, I seem to hear When you say that the Demon Realm is bad? You must know that the Demonic Way is the opposite of the Heavenly Way, one body and twins, are you saying that the Heavenly Way is not good?"

"Boom—" On a sunny day, a purple bolt of lightning immediately struck Tongtian.Tong Tian violently pulled his second brother to the side.Yuanyuan struggled hard: "What are you pulling me for?! It's you, not me?!"

"Boom——" "Crack——" The lightning exploded at Tongtian's feet, and a bottomless hole appeared, with no cracks around the hole.Yuanyuan covered his forehead, and began to consider whether to move. Will the whole prehistoric people know that Kunlun Mountain was struck by lightning from heaven?

The purple thunder and lightning shuttled through the white clouds above Kunlun Mountain. After a while, it seemed to be depressed and gave up helplessly.

Seeing this, Luo Hu laughed: "Little Tongtian, your mouth is really causing trouble for you! Sooner or later you will fall on it!"

Tong Tian frowned, and no one would be happy to hear such words: "Then what's your business?! It's been thousands of years, what are you still doing in Kunlun Mountain?! Doesn't the Demon World need someone to manage it?! You have a lot of free time!"

Luo Hu glanced into the small wooden house: "I'm always very leisurely. It's not like some people who haven't practiced for so long... I don't know when I will become a saint! Obsession, obsession, if What should I do if I can't cut it!" Luo Hu's attitude was very leisurely.Anyway, at his height, it is almost at the bottom, and going up is not something that can be done in a short while, nor can it be done simply by practicing.And even if he doesn't improve in the future, it's enough for him.People must be content!Look, how useless he is!Little Taiqing~~

Li Er finally breathed a sigh of relief when the skin of his entire body was flushed red. He would never realize this again.This can be regarded as success or benevolence!If you don't realize it, you will be driven crazy by chaotic thinking, right?For those messy logical problems, in modern times, you can argue pros and cons, whether it makes sense or not, no one insists you explain it clearly.But it's different here... If there is a flaw, the whole system structure will fall... Let him die... Aw... It's too painful...

So in fact, the great powers of the wild are all gods and men!But, to be honest, it took thousands of years to come up with the results that others would get for a few yuan or even dozens of yuan... Don't you really think you are lucky?It's a pity that you have traveled here now. If you are a local prehistoric person, you must be made even more unbearable by the content that is much larger than the empty brain capacity!

So, for the time traveler, the golden finger is a must!Even if there is no plug-in, isn’t there still the learning ability and the ability to summarize and organize information and theoretical and logical reasoning forced by Chinese exam-oriented education?The era of information explosion is the era of the end of the Dharma, the end and future of the prehistoric.

Now that almost everyone is awake and in good spirits, Li Er took off his clothes in the water and rubbed his hands together to form the most basic vitality of heaven and earth, and took another one from the space that comes with the screen New ones come out.It's really not that he wasted... Have you seen any great god who needs to wash his clothes by himself, or have someone do it for him?It's too bad for the image. It's actually a matter of wearing one and throwing the other. Anyway, they are all cheap.

After getting dressed, Li Er was about to lie down on the bed when he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten something—oh, yes.Clenched a fist with his left hand and tapped it on the palm of his right hand. The two guys, Yuan Yuan and Tong Tian, ​​haven't carried it back yet!How old are you, you have nothing to do to practice, what are you running around!While complaining meaninglessly, Li Er who opened the door was stunned when he saw the four people opposite.

What's happening here?Yuanyuan, Tongtian, and this one is Kong Xuan, and this one is... Luohu?Who will tell him why the ancestor of the Demon Dao is on Kunlun Mountain?Is it still where Sanqing lives? "Teacher, are you taking revenge?" Li Er whispered.

Because I ignored your loneliness... so you want me to fully understand what it means not to be lonely?

"...Yuan, why on earth did this guy appear here?!" Looking left and right, in fact, among the remaining three members of the Sanqing family, Yuan is the most reliable, right?Li Er pointed at the smiling Luo Hu and his fingers even trembled a little.

Yuanyuan looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, bright and sad: "Brother, although I have the advantage of Kunlun Mountain, I can even draw with it, but I really can't stop it!"

"I only believe your last sentence." Li Er was very powerless.What does it mean to be "worthy to draw with it"?Who are you lying to?That's Luo Hu, if you're capable, go draw with Hongjun first and have a look?Not even lying!It's so good!Li Er's eyes said so.It made Luo Hu, Tong Tian and the others very ashamed, while Yuan Yuan smiled a little shyly.

... In fact, "waiting for someone" or something, just Kong Xuan.Sure enough, isn't the protagonist unimportant? It can only be thrown into the word "waiting".

"Xiao Taiqing, don't you welcome me?" Luo Hu looked at Li Er eagerly, as if if he said "no", he could cry for him immediately!

Li Er had a stomachache, and after a long while, he said with difficulty: "...No." Hey——Luo Hu, you really don't suit this kind of expression, it's Tongtian's patent!Don't you feel ashamed to make such a face when you are so grown up?

You, Li Er, who said such things, have you ever calculated how old Tong Tian is?That's the old monster among the old monsters!

"Brother——" Tongtian looked at him sadly, "Don't you like Tongtian?"

"No?" Li Er wiped Tong Tian's tears in confusion, what's going on, please speak clearly!

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu like you don't like the second brother?" Tongtian continued to cry while pointing at Yuanyuan.

"...No?" Li Er was even more confused, Tong Tian, ​​which logical way of thinking are you using?I don't understand what you mean?

Tong Tian's hands and feet were on Li Er's body, his small face rubbed against Li Er's neck, tears quickly soaked Li Er's clothes and soaked into his skin: "Then, big brother, why do you expect Where is this guy coming?"

"Uh—" Li Er blinked, can he say that he didn't expect anything?He really just said this under pressure, isn't it polite?Tongtian... are you serious?

Wasn't it true?Tongtian was very happy, looking at Luo Hu with pride and showing off.

Wasn't it true?Luo Hu gave Li Er a sad look, then turned to stare at Tong Tian.Hey, hey, what about you!Where do you put your hands?Where are your feet?And your face... bastard, I've never been this close to Xiao Taiqing!

What are you staring at!Yuanyuan glanced at Luo Hu angrily, as a younger brother, I have never been that close, okay? !Well, there is no way, he can't do such a shameless thing like Tongtian... But, Tongtian, since you have been given the Zhuxian Sword Formation by the teacher, you have to practice it no matter what?It's not beautiful to fight casually between brothers...

He looked at Luo Hu with a very gentle tone: "I don't know if Senior Luo Hu would like to practice swordsmanship with Tong Tian?!"