Lao Tzu is Taiqing
Chapter 24
As you know, people who have closed their six senses cannot hear what you say.Then, as you all know, people who have closed their six senses cannot wake up except naturally.More naturally, people who have closed their six senses have no sense of the passage of time.
So when Li Er finally jumped from the middle stage of quasi-sage to the late stage of quasi-sage, and was about to march towards the position of saint, he woke up.Then when he opened his eyes, he realized that the leaves were blown by the autumn wind, and he was the only living person in Zixiao Palace.No, no, Li Er, you obviously ignored Hongjun on the opposite cloud bed!It's two people, two people!
What about Primitive and Babel?Hey, what's the matter with throwing your elder brother and me alone in Zixiao Palace?ah?Do you have any brotherly love?asshole!Li Er looked left and right, and then looked at Hongjun who seemed to be resting with his eyes closed, and who might be too far away from his mind. Should he say hello before leaving? Wouldn't it be rude to say hello? .But - Hongjun seems to be practicing?Is it bad to bother people casually?
"Lao Tzu, have you finished training? The progress is very fast." Hongjun suddenly opened his eyes and said with the corners of his mouth slightly curled up.How to say this expression, that is, if it is the face of a handsome guy, then it is called Xie Mei.And if it's an old man's face... that's disrespectful and wretched.
Thus, Li Er was terrified.Come to a living person, tell him this is not Hongjun, no... This face should not be strict or kind, that is the expression that can reflect the spirit of immortality, what is going on with you? Ahhh!
Maybe it's because Li Er's expression is a bit too straightforward. In fact, when facing saints, especially saints with a rank like Hongjun, normal human beings can be seen clearly as if they are not wearing clothes, even Li Er is not. Ordinary people, but obviously, there is still some learning in the subtleties of expression.Hongjun also realized something, and stretched out his hand to wipe it on his face... You really think your face is plasticine, don't you... Then the face that belonged to a Taoist who Li Er had seen before appeared.
"Are you surprised? I said we would meet again, Lao Tzu. See, we are destined."
Did you say it, did you really say it?If you don't remember, go back and rewind the tape, you just said in a very deep, pretending way, "You will understand... Lao Tzu." What do I know!Flip the table!Li Er twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at him: "Teacher, that..."
"Huh? What?" Hongjun asked in a good mood.
"That teacher, isn't this lesson over? I should go back to Kunlun Mountain!" Li Er felt that facing Hongjun was very stressful, very heavy.Hongjun just smiled, and then took out a scroll from his sleeve, white paper made of unknown material, black is definitely not a low-grade scroll wood like ebony, and a scroll was made with a golden finely woven rope. bow.
The scroll was twirling between Hongjun's fingers, and Li suddenly remembered, this is the third time he heard the sermon, right?The third time I listened to the sermon was to explain the method of proving the dao, and there are some treasures, right?Then he's not here, right...then—the magic weapon doesn't have his share?Li Er found that he was very calm and didn't look disappointed at all.This is probably because he came from a later life, and he always felt that Hongjun had no obligation to give them magic weapons...except for the companion magic weapon.That's theirs, it's just taken away by this girl, howling!
However, there is no obligation without obligation, but it would be wrong if you two, Yuanyuan and Tongtian, didn't wake him up, you have an obligation!
"Tai Chi Diagram—I, do you want it?"
Li Er rolled his eyes in his heart, and looked at Hongjun helplessly: "Teacher, I said no, why don't you still give it?" If you don't give it a try, see if Heaven will chop you up!
"..." It was rare for Hongjun to talk to anyone. He was choked and blinked at Li Er, "I packed a lot of gadgets for you!" He said and handed the Taiji diagram to Li Er .Where is the gadget, of course it is in the Taiji diagram.
Seeing Hongjun's "Look, look, how kind I am to you", Li Er had no choice but to say thank you to him, especially in the contrast of having two younger brothers. "It should be, it should be." Hongjun seemed to have suddenly remembered, seemingly unintentionally said: "When Luo Hu left, he said that the way of heaven and magic needs to be balanced, and there must be someone in the Sanqing who walks the way of magic. What do you think? ?”
"...Is that so?" Li Er was stunned, and always felt that such a statement seemed to mean that if it was not for balance, Luo Hu would not have come to him. Somewhat uncomfortable.He laughed at himself, it really is a person of later generations... Isn't this normal in Honghuang?A word of "fate", a luck, and a "balance" are the focus of everyone's attention.
"Well. It's like this. According to me, it's going with the flow—what do you think, Lao Tzu?"
"Very good... hey?" Li Er suddenly realized, why let nature take its course, Hongjun, you are just saying: Sanqing, you are practicing on your own, whoever gets mad, go directly to the devil world!I won't catch you anymore.Is that right?
"Old man, the only one you see in Zixiao Palace is Teacher and me—" Hongjun looked at the void with rather sad eyes.
So what, Haotian and Yaochi, the two future Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, aren't human?Li Er looked at Hongjun, wondering what he meant: "Teacher, if you feel bored, you can go for a walk in the wilderness." Although he didn't think that people in the wilderness would think that cultivation was boring.
"Really? It's just that saints have nothing to do, so they can't set foot in the prehistoric world at will." Hongjun sighed, "A saint is still a human being after all. He doesn't follow the Tao, so he can't completely detach himself from the world, so he's just looking for trouble!"
"Teacher?" Li Er understood, this is to ask him to run around the Zixiao Palace as long as he has nothing to do!But, Hongjun, teacher, have you ever seen a student who likes to run to the dean's office for nothing?When he is sanctified one day, he can still close his eyes and pretend that Zixiao Palace is the next door neighbor.Now... definitely not!He will have psychological pressure, and he will.
"You don't want to either?" Hongjun's voice was flat, he waved his sleeves and sighed, "That's all!"
Then Li Er felt that in a flash, he himself appeared outside the hut in Kunlun Mountain.Sure enough, it is a saint with supernatural powers, extraordinary!But...why "also"? !Hongjun, tell me clearly, is the one before that Luo Huo? !
Falling in love and killing each other is indeed one of the eternal themes of the prehistoric world!Li Er thought with certainty.
Wait, he feels that there is no living person on Kunlun Mountain except him... Not even Kong Xuan is here... "Yuanyuan, Tongtian, where did you two go?! Wait for me! Let's break up!"
You said where did Yuanyuan and Tongtian go?Oh oh, let's rewind back to the time when Li Er sealed off the six senses and Hongjun was about to divide the treasure.
It is said that Hongjun skipped over Li Er and gave several innate treasures to his apprentices, but he missed Li Er.When he was about to talk about Fen Baoya, Tong Tian was not happy: "Teacher, my elder brother is still awake! How about you give the magic weapon, Teacher, and we will keep it for him first."
"Fenbaoya, you can press it later. Teacher, you can preach first." Yuanyuan looked at Hongjun sincerely with piercing eyes.
What time is this, everyone is waiting to get the baby!Waiting for you a Taiqing Laozi?It's your own business that you don't wake up, why do you want so many of them to wait for you alone, and still refute Hongjun's face?The eyes of the others looking at Yuan Yuan and Tong Tian were either full of anger, or ridiculed as if they were looking at a dead person.
Hongjun glanced at those floating people indifferently, and turned to Yuanyuan and Tongtian and said: "I will give him my magic weapon when he wakes up. The rest is because he has no chance."
"Teacher!" Tong Tian shouted unhappily.Then it was dragged away by Yuanyuan forcefully, and squeezed abruptly in front of everyone.
"Second brother, what are you doing!"
"Idiot! Let's get some more, and I'll get a share for the elder brother soon!" Yuan Yuan despised this brainless brother, and immediately put away those magic weapons that he seemed to like. "That's right!" Tong Tian was right when he thought about it, and he immediately became happy, no matter what magic weapon it was, he put away everything he could think of.When I returned to the main hall, it was considered a good harvest.
Hongjun has been preaching for 800 years, stopped, and divided the magic weapon. He should have preached the way of saints for another 200 years.However, quite a few people who heard it before were extremely jerky, and saw that Hongjun didn't respond to the original words, so they thought that this was the end of the talk, and everyone got their things, let's go!
As a result, there were only six people left, and it happened that all of them were Hongjun's disciples.
If Li Er is awake, he must say, this kind of coincidence, Hongjun, did you really not use any means to cooperate with Tiandao?But he wasn't awake, and he didn't even wake up until the sermon was over.The rest of the people have left, Yuanyuan and Tongtian, you look at me, I look at you, decide whether to carry Li Er and leave!Although I lost face a bit, I always want to go back!
"I'll just stay here!" On the cloud bed, Hongjun said chattingly.
"But, teacher—" Yuanyuan was very hesitant, although he felt that there was no problem staying in Zixiao Palace.But it would be safer to go back to Kunlun Mountain, but since the teacher said so——"I'll wait here and wait for my brother to wake up!" "Very good!" Tong Tian also nodded in agreement.
Hongjun said: "There was a peacock on Kunlun Mountain that took shape. Then, he disappeared."
"What?" Tongtian jumped up immediately, what is missing, is that his apprentice, okay, "Teacher, what happened to Kong Xuan?!" Hongjun looked at Tongtian with a very strange look: "He walked by himself , there is no persecution, and there is no urgent need for him to leave." So what did you do to him... He refused to stay on Kunlun Mountain anyway?
"What? He ran away?!" Tongtian glanced at Li Er reluctantly, and said to Yuanyuan: "Second brother, you wait here for the eldest brother to wake up, and I will catch that peacock back! How dare you say hello to him?" Run away without a fight?! Do you have any idea of respecting the teacher? He is betraying the teacher!"
With that said, Tongtian quickly rushed from the Zixiao Palace to the Great Desolate Continent.
Hongjun looked at Yuanyuan: "Luo Hu wants me to become a demon." Enen?What?Yuanyuan's eyes widened: "Teacher, what you said is true, so what should I do?!" He did not forget that Li Er said that Luo Hu seems to be at the same level as Tiandao.How can you beat others!
"Luo Hu was able to exist in Honghuang only by relying on a clone, and this clone is only in the early stage of quasi-sage." Hongjun looked at the empty hall after speaking with satisfaction.Look, another one solved.Oops, Lao Tzu, when on earth are you going to wake up?
So when Li Er finally jumped from the middle stage of quasi-sage to the late stage of quasi-sage, and was about to march towards the position of saint, he woke up.Then when he opened his eyes, he realized that the leaves were blown by the autumn wind, and he was the only living person in Zixiao Palace.No, no, Li Er, you obviously ignored Hongjun on the opposite cloud bed!It's two people, two people!
What about Primitive and Babel?Hey, what's the matter with throwing your elder brother and me alone in Zixiao Palace?ah?Do you have any brotherly love?asshole!Li Er looked left and right, and then looked at Hongjun who seemed to be resting with his eyes closed, and who might be too far away from his mind. Should he say hello before leaving? Wouldn't it be rude to say hello? .But - Hongjun seems to be practicing?Is it bad to bother people casually?
"Lao Tzu, have you finished training? The progress is very fast." Hongjun suddenly opened his eyes and said with the corners of his mouth slightly curled up.How to say this expression, that is, if it is the face of a handsome guy, then it is called Xie Mei.And if it's an old man's face... that's disrespectful and wretched.
Thus, Li Er was terrified.Come to a living person, tell him this is not Hongjun, no... This face should not be strict or kind, that is the expression that can reflect the spirit of immortality, what is going on with you? Ahhh!
Maybe it's because Li Er's expression is a bit too straightforward. In fact, when facing saints, especially saints with a rank like Hongjun, normal human beings can be seen clearly as if they are not wearing clothes, even Li Er is not. Ordinary people, but obviously, there is still some learning in the subtleties of expression.Hongjun also realized something, and stretched out his hand to wipe it on his face... You really think your face is plasticine, don't you... Then the face that belonged to a Taoist who Li Er had seen before appeared.
"Are you surprised? I said we would meet again, Lao Tzu. See, we are destined."
Did you say it, did you really say it?If you don't remember, go back and rewind the tape, you just said in a very deep, pretending way, "You will understand... Lao Tzu." What do I know!Flip the table!Li Er twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at him: "Teacher, that..."
"Huh? What?" Hongjun asked in a good mood.
"That teacher, isn't this lesson over? I should go back to Kunlun Mountain!" Li Er felt that facing Hongjun was very stressful, very heavy.Hongjun just smiled, and then took out a scroll from his sleeve, white paper made of unknown material, black is definitely not a low-grade scroll wood like ebony, and a scroll was made with a golden finely woven rope. bow.
The scroll was twirling between Hongjun's fingers, and Li suddenly remembered, this is the third time he heard the sermon, right?The third time I listened to the sermon was to explain the method of proving the dao, and there are some treasures, right?Then he's not here, right...then—the magic weapon doesn't have his share?Li Er found that he was very calm and didn't look disappointed at all.This is probably because he came from a later life, and he always felt that Hongjun had no obligation to give them magic weapons...except for the companion magic weapon.That's theirs, it's just taken away by this girl, howling!
However, there is no obligation without obligation, but it would be wrong if you two, Yuanyuan and Tongtian, didn't wake him up, you have an obligation!
"Tai Chi Diagram—I, do you want it?"
Li Er rolled his eyes in his heart, and looked at Hongjun helplessly: "Teacher, I said no, why don't you still give it?" If you don't give it a try, see if Heaven will chop you up!
"..." It was rare for Hongjun to talk to anyone. He was choked and blinked at Li Er, "I packed a lot of gadgets for you!" He said and handed the Taiji diagram to Li Er .Where is the gadget, of course it is in the Taiji diagram.
Seeing Hongjun's "Look, look, how kind I am to you", Li Er had no choice but to say thank you to him, especially in the contrast of having two younger brothers. "It should be, it should be." Hongjun seemed to have suddenly remembered, seemingly unintentionally said: "When Luo Hu left, he said that the way of heaven and magic needs to be balanced, and there must be someone in the Sanqing who walks the way of magic. What do you think? ?”
"...Is that so?" Li Er was stunned, and always felt that such a statement seemed to mean that if it was not for balance, Luo Hu would not have come to him. Somewhat uncomfortable.He laughed at himself, it really is a person of later generations... Isn't this normal in Honghuang?A word of "fate", a luck, and a "balance" are the focus of everyone's attention.
"Well. It's like this. According to me, it's going with the flow—what do you think, Lao Tzu?"
"Very good... hey?" Li Er suddenly realized, why let nature take its course, Hongjun, you are just saying: Sanqing, you are practicing on your own, whoever gets mad, go directly to the devil world!I won't catch you anymore.Is that right?
"Old man, the only one you see in Zixiao Palace is Teacher and me—" Hongjun looked at the void with rather sad eyes.
So what, Haotian and Yaochi, the two future Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, aren't human?Li Er looked at Hongjun, wondering what he meant: "Teacher, if you feel bored, you can go for a walk in the wilderness." Although he didn't think that people in the wilderness would think that cultivation was boring.
"Really? It's just that saints have nothing to do, so they can't set foot in the prehistoric world at will." Hongjun sighed, "A saint is still a human being after all. He doesn't follow the Tao, so he can't completely detach himself from the world, so he's just looking for trouble!"
"Teacher?" Li Er understood, this is to ask him to run around the Zixiao Palace as long as he has nothing to do!But, Hongjun, teacher, have you ever seen a student who likes to run to the dean's office for nothing?When he is sanctified one day, he can still close his eyes and pretend that Zixiao Palace is the next door neighbor.Now... definitely not!He will have psychological pressure, and he will.
"You don't want to either?" Hongjun's voice was flat, he waved his sleeves and sighed, "That's all!"
Then Li Er felt that in a flash, he himself appeared outside the hut in Kunlun Mountain.Sure enough, it is a saint with supernatural powers, extraordinary!But...why "also"? !Hongjun, tell me clearly, is the one before that Luo Huo? !
Falling in love and killing each other is indeed one of the eternal themes of the prehistoric world!Li Er thought with certainty.
Wait, he feels that there is no living person on Kunlun Mountain except him... Not even Kong Xuan is here... "Yuanyuan, Tongtian, where did you two go?! Wait for me! Let's break up!"
You said where did Yuanyuan and Tongtian go?Oh oh, let's rewind back to the time when Li Er sealed off the six senses and Hongjun was about to divide the treasure.
It is said that Hongjun skipped over Li Er and gave several innate treasures to his apprentices, but he missed Li Er.When he was about to talk about Fen Baoya, Tong Tian was not happy: "Teacher, my elder brother is still awake! How about you give the magic weapon, Teacher, and we will keep it for him first."
"Fenbaoya, you can press it later. Teacher, you can preach first." Yuanyuan looked at Hongjun sincerely with piercing eyes.
What time is this, everyone is waiting to get the baby!Waiting for you a Taiqing Laozi?It's your own business that you don't wake up, why do you want so many of them to wait for you alone, and still refute Hongjun's face?The eyes of the others looking at Yuan Yuan and Tong Tian were either full of anger, or ridiculed as if they were looking at a dead person.
Hongjun glanced at those floating people indifferently, and turned to Yuanyuan and Tongtian and said: "I will give him my magic weapon when he wakes up. The rest is because he has no chance."
"Teacher!" Tong Tian shouted unhappily.Then it was dragged away by Yuanyuan forcefully, and squeezed abruptly in front of everyone.
"Second brother, what are you doing!"
"Idiot! Let's get some more, and I'll get a share for the elder brother soon!" Yuan Yuan despised this brainless brother, and immediately put away those magic weapons that he seemed to like. "That's right!" Tong Tian was right when he thought about it, and he immediately became happy, no matter what magic weapon it was, he put away everything he could think of.When I returned to the main hall, it was considered a good harvest.
Hongjun has been preaching for 800 years, stopped, and divided the magic weapon. He should have preached the way of saints for another 200 years.However, quite a few people who heard it before were extremely jerky, and saw that Hongjun didn't respond to the original words, so they thought that this was the end of the talk, and everyone got their things, let's go!
As a result, there were only six people left, and it happened that all of them were Hongjun's disciples.
If Li Er is awake, he must say, this kind of coincidence, Hongjun, did you really not use any means to cooperate with Tiandao?But he wasn't awake, and he didn't even wake up until the sermon was over.The rest of the people have left, Yuanyuan and Tongtian, you look at me, I look at you, decide whether to carry Li Er and leave!Although I lost face a bit, I always want to go back!
"I'll just stay here!" On the cloud bed, Hongjun said chattingly.
"But, teacher—" Yuanyuan was very hesitant, although he felt that there was no problem staying in Zixiao Palace.But it would be safer to go back to Kunlun Mountain, but since the teacher said so——"I'll wait here and wait for my brother to wake up!" "Very good!" Tong Tian also nodded in agreement.
Hongjun said: "There was a peacock on Kunlun Mountain that took shape. Then, he disappeared."
"What?" Tongtian jumped up immediately, what is missing, is that his apprentice, okay, "Teacher, what happened to Kong Xuan?!" Hongjun looked at Tongtian with a very strange look: "He walked by himself , there is no persecution, and there is no urgent need for him to leave." So what did you do to him... He refused to stay on Kunlun Mountain anyway?
"What? He ran away?!" Tongtian glanced at Li Er reluctantly, and said to Yuanyuan: "Second brother, you wait here for the eldest brother to wake up, and I will catch that peacock back! How dare you say hello to him?" Run away without a fight?! Do you have any idea of respecting the teacher? He is betraying the teacher!"
With that said, Tongtian quickly rushed from the Zixiao Palace to the Great Desolate Continent.
Hongjun looked at Yuanyuan: "Luo Hu wants me to become a demon." Enen?What?Yuanyuan's eyes widened: "Teacher, what you said is true, so what should I do?!" He did not forget that Li Er said that Luo Hu seems to be at the same level as Tiandao.How can you beat others!
"Luo Hu was able to exist in Honghuang only by relying on a clone, and this clone is only in the early stage of quasi-sage." Hongjun looked at the empty hall after speaking with satisfaction.Look, another one solved.Oops, Lao Tzu, when on earth are you going to wake up?
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