Lao Tzu is Taiqing

Do you mind being used as a shield?

God said, I really mind.Kong Xuan, aren't you intolerable to me?Then you can transform into form later, how about the Heavenly God Thunder in the form-transformation calamity?

All gods and thunder are going to die!Are there any peacocks after that thing comes down?Are the peacock feathers gone?

Well, Kong Xuan, you have to know that you were going to be hunted down everywhere.This time it's just a later transformation, it's actually quite a deal, isn't it?

Here, Peacock is trying to fool his teacher with an example from a special angle, trying to make his teacher panic all the time, ah, I was wrong, trying to make his teacher have a better sense of crisis.Let him know that Sanqing must have strength to survive, otherwise he will be killed by the Dao of Heaven!

In other words, how did this cause and effect come about?Shouldn't it be too powerful to be calculated by heaven?

Anyway, although Kong Xuan's brain is not as big as Tongtian's, his skull is full of brains, and Tongtian's head is full of air.Kong Xuan felt that he was fooling the sky, no pressure!

"Kong Xuan is very interesting." Li Er smiled and said to Yuan Yuan.As the saying goes, there are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand readers, and there are a thousand Kong Xuan in a thousand novels of the wild.Li Er didn't know what the real Kong Xuan was like at all, except that he was more capable and courageous, so he didn't know.I don't know if it's more rogue, more brainless, more upright, or more benevolent, but the peacock in front of him fully proves that mynah is indeed a bird - the clever beak is hereditary.

"Hmph—" Yuanyuan snorted coldly, "I know that if you talk nonsense with Tongtian, will Tongtian be afraid? Maybe he can go directly to Tiandao."

Li Er touched his nose, and had to admit that the original words were very suitable for Tongtian's temperament: "Then let him go when he has the strength!" Anyway, he can't die, and the seal is just a confinement, and you will know if you close it more Great, isn't it?

"Brother!" Yuan Yuan was a little dumbfounded, how could he let Tong Tian go!

Why!Li Er looked at Yuanyuan with pity, why do you care about Tongtian so much?You care so much about him, but if others don't understand, you will have a hard time!The original face became more and more red, and he stammered a little: "Big...Brother, what are you looking at?"

"Ahahaha—" Li Er smiled awkwardly and moved his eyes away.How could he think about these things in front of Yuan Yuan?Isn't this slapping the original face?One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. This kind of thing... Uh, so there is nothing between Zhou Yu and Huang Gai, right?Is there a twenty or thirty age difference between them?

But Yuan Yuan seems to call him big brother when he is nervous!Li Er suddenly realized that in normal times, Yuan Yuan always called his elder brother in a serious manner, but he didn't feel as good as "big brother". Is it because rare things are more expensive?Did you lose your feeling when you yelled too much like Tongtian?

But if Yuanyuan and Tongtian are like that... Li Er shivered. This kind of association is really unnecessary. He found that he could accept that Tongtian was as serious as Yuanyuan, but he couldn't accept that Yuanyuan was as lively as Tongtian... It's too ruined the image !In other words, does Tongtian have an image in your memory?

"Brother, it's only a thousand years before the next lecture, so why don't I just walk around in the prehistoric world, okay?"

Li Er thought about it, it's not bad, it's only a thousand years, if the retreat is accidentally overdone, then it's a big joke, why don't you just go shopping around!But—"Kong Xuan, do you want to bring it?" So should we prepare a bird cage?A peacock standing on his shoulder or something... This is not a western fantasy, nor is it a modern cultivation... Sanqing's face is really not a rag!

Yuan Yuan pursed his lips: "Let Tong Tian take it! That's his apprentice!"

Yes!Li Er suddenly realized that he doesn't need to worry about... right?I said, Tongtian, what happened to you holding Kong Xuan in your arms... Why? I seem to have seen a farmer carrying a hen to the market?Li Er looked at Kong Xuan in Tong Tian's arms, and after a while, smiled, and asked softly, "Kong Xuan, is your teacher's arms warm?"

You fucking die for me!Dead peacock!That's your teacher, not your mother!

"Ah, it's very warm, Uncle!" Kong Xuan tilted his head and replied puzzled.

Li Er twisted his mouth, and he told himself once again that except for those who are older than himself, he should pay attention to rhetoric when speaking with young people: "Tongtian, you are raising Kong Xuan as your son?!"

Yuanyuan stood aside and answered coldly: "Brother, don't you think that Phoenix will form a Taoist couple with Tongtian? Go to the south of the Immortal Volcano and look for it, maybe you can find the remnant soul of Phoenix?"

"...Master!" Kong Xuan's eyes were red, and he looked at Tong Tian pitifully.Ahhh, Uncle Yuan, you are such an idiot!That is your junior apprentice, your senior nephew and my own mother!Is there anyone like you?

Yuan, you are really enough, even if you are jealous, don't get involved with me, thank you!Li Er is very innocent, Li Er is very helpless.

The innocent and helpless Li Er could only fish out Kong Xuan from Tong Tian's arms, stroked his beautiful feathers and said, "Let's go!" ?Holding a chicken, no, it's a peacock... But the feathers are quite beautiful, why don't you pull out some of them to make a shuttlecock?There is always a psychological barrier to using the feathers from other people's buttocks as a fan... By the way, Kong Xuan, can you change the feathers?

Li Er turned and touched his chin again. He remembered that cats and dogs always have certain impulses in spring, so what about peacocks?Could it be that Kong Xuan gave birth to a little peacock every year?Maybe not a peacock?According to Journey to the West, the phoenix gave birth to peacocks, and the peacocks gave birth to rocs.But there's nothing wrong with Dapeng being Peacock's brother, right?Then the peacock seems to have given birth to a... um, Tathagata?It's raw... right?Boys and boys?

"Brother, let him go by himself! There's no reason for you to hug him!" Yuan Yuan and Tong Tian stared at each other for a while, then hurriedly followed, and said sincerely.

Tong Tian twisted his neck: "Second brother, are you bullying my apprentice? His claws are thin and short, so he can't walk? Look, the hairs on his feathers haven't even grown yet!" Kong Xuan was very sad. Said teacher, even if it is the truth, do you need to say it?is it necessary?

When Yuanyuan heard this, he was angry: "You can just spoil this peacock, no one will stop you, why do you have to let your brother spoil him too?!"

"Second brother, what you said is wrong." Tongtian also felt that he was wronged, "Kong Xuan is my apprentice, isn't he your apprentice? This child has not yet transformed, so don't take care of it. When we turn around, he will I don’t know where I lost it. It’s very troublesome to find it!”

Yuan Yuan opened his mouth and found that he was actually speechless.

Li Er tilted his head and continued to stroke the peacock, while using his eyes to pick which hairs were more perfect and beautiful.Ah, you said Primitive and Babel, what happened to them?quarrel?Hitting is kissing and scolding is love-don't worry about the couple's affairs!

Kong Xuan shook his body, looked at Li Er timidly: "Master, where are we going?"

Where are you going? !Li Er looked at Kong Xuan strangely, she was acting very shy and afraid of strangers, didn't she, she was still commenting on the way of heaven two days ago, she was too good at pretending.Come tomorrow, Tongtian won't be sold by this guy, right? "Kong Xuan, where do you think we should go? Honghuang, you should know as much as we do, right?"

"Well, let's go to the undead volcano!"

"Hey?" Li Er blinked, "Kong Xuan, do you want Tongtian to be your stepfather?"

Tong Tian's ears immediately caught this sentence, and he strode forward: "Brother, I don't want to be Kong Xuan's stepfather."

"Then do you want to be his own father?" Yuan Yuan asked.

Kong Xuan had a bird face, and Li Er couldn't see any specific changes, but the two round eyeballs seemed to be protruding outwards. "Tongtian, don't you like Kong Xuan? In fact, Phoenix's words seem to be good. Phoenix seems to be able to be reborn from the ashes, right? It may not be impossible to save it."

"I don't dislike Kong Xuan, no, I don't like this guy!"

"Tongtian you..."

"Uncle, I just...I just miss my brother." Kong Xuan's voice seemed to be squeezed out of his throat, it could be difficult.

Li Er's hand stopped, ahahaha, how embarrassing!But if there is such a son as Kong Xuan, it seems not bad!He continued to touch and touch: "Then let's go to the undead volcano! The boundary of the land is very different from the prehistoric scenery." Li Er said so, Yuan Yuan and Tongtian certainly have no objection, Kong Xuan's request was rejected If you are satisfied, you will have no more opinions.So, a group of three people and one bird went south.

Why is it going south?Li Er said, East Qinglong, West White Tiger, South Suzaku, North Xuanwu.Of course Phoenix is ​​in the south!But, Li Er, who told you that Suzaku is a phoenix, or the phoenix that gave birth to Kong Xuan?The undead volcano is not in the south at all, bastard!

So, Li Er looked at the mountain in front of him in a daze.Why do you say?Oh, there are three big characters on it, three characters that the three Li Er brothers plus a peacock can recognize, and three characters that Li Er once mentioned to people-Longevity Mountain.

Now that they are all on the ground of others, it is really unreasonable not to pay a visit.Li Er didn't care that they came here by the wrong way, and went up with Yuan Tongtian to call the door.Without the legendary Qingfengmingyue, those two Taoist boys have not yet been born!The door is closed, you knock!Knock whatever you want, no one is there anyway.Why do you think Li Er knows no one is there? It says on it!

"I'm going out to visit friends recently, and the date of my return is uncertain. Those who seek me can expect it. Zhen Yuanzi." Look at the illegible handwriting, this time must have been before Hongjun's sermon, Zhen Yuanzi, you just left Didn't come back after class?You didn't just run away with Hongyun, did you, Zhen Yuanzi?

"Zhen Yuanzi is not here." Tong Tian rubbed his chin and said, "He has a good relationship with that Hong Yun."

"Why, do you envy others?" Yuanyuan's words were still chilling. I don't know when it started, it seems that Yuanyuan began to like to sing against Tongtian!Li Er touched the feathers on Kong Xuan's body, and felt that he should not join in, because his life is important!