[HP] Subvert Fate

Dumbledore was transferred from Hogwarts to Malfoy Manor that night. It was not Kiss Gellert who was responsible for transferring him, but the house elf who had always been from the Malfoy family.The elf tugged at Dumbledore's arm and disappeared into the infirmary with a thud.After a moment of dizziness, Dumbledore found his men outside the carved gates of Malfoy Manor.Suppressing the uncomfortable feeling of gastric juices constantly churning upwards, the great white wizard vowed that he would never envy the house-elf's privilege of unlimited apparation in the future.

Just as he was about to push open the two carved lacquer doors, the principal with the white beard saw the door open by itself, revealing a familiar face from inside.Those were several couples/couples who had already held a wedding ceremony under his auspices, and each of them greeted him with bright and bright smiles on their faces.

Seeing such a scene, Dumbledore couldn't help shivering all over his body. Those bad memories from the past were revisited in his head like a sieve, and he also carefully recalled what happened in the recent period, as if I didn't offend these young couples, but why are the smiles on their faces so weird and creepy, as if they fell into a black lake in winter?

"Mr. Principal, welcome back!" The little black cat Harry, one of the owners, smiled and rubbed up, and consciously grabbed Dumbledore's long white beard and led him into the manor, "How do you feel now? Is it better? Are you used to it?"

"Yes... hiss, Harry, let's have a discussion, can you let go of my beard first?" Dumbledore rubbed his chin, watching the little black cat pretending to be embarrassed He rubbed his head, let go of the hand that was holding his beard, and slandered, didn't he plot against you when he was in the fourth grade? As for remembering the grudge for several years at once, he would do this every time he met, It's addicting!Slytherin is indeed a Slytherin, naturally narrow-minded, not airy at all.

"Mr. Headmaster, Mr. Salazar Slytherin's oral instructions, do not take revenge on a gentleman." Draco followed Harry, raising his eyebrows at Dumbledore, "This is not a narrow-mindedness, such a big deal This is a rule that all members of Slytherin House must abide by!"

"You.....did I say all those words just now?" Dumbledore rubbed his temples, looked at him with contemptuous eyes from the little ones, and nodded slowly , the principal with white beard can't wait to slap himself with a big mouth. Could it be that after having a small meatball in his stomach, it will not only lower his IQ, but also become a big mouth?

"Mr. Principal..." The little black cat, who was kind-hearted once in a while, glanced at Bryce, who had been hiding in Ron's arms and secretly smiling, and then looked at Xiaolong, who was suppressing a smile on his face. The Bartons and the Weasley twins looked at Draco for the last time, although he still maintained the usual cold expression of the nobles, but the corners of his mouth were twitching faintly, and instantly patted Dumbledore who was struggling with himself. Lido's shoulders. "Don't worry, this is normal."

"Normal? What is normal?"

"It's so easy to say what's on your mind! Don't worry, this is definitely not a big mouth, and it won't train you to become a big mouth. It's just a common symptom during pregnancy." The little black cat tilted its head, with a A large group of people walked towards the main house, "When Little Scorpius was still in my stomach, I would occasionally suffer from this. And this is not all, it should be said that this is the mildest symptom."

"Most....least symptoms?"

"Yes." The little black cat nodded seriously, and then began to teach Dumbledore basic common sense with its fingers, "Morning sickness will appear in the third week, especially when you wake up in the morning. At about [-]:[-], I feel very sad and have no strength in my body. In the fourth week, I started to lose my appetite. Because of poor eating, I gradually started to be irritable. I would sweat profusely when I slept in the middle of the night. Change several pajamas to get through it. When these symptoms disappear, you may start to suffer from insomnia, fatigue, cramps in your legs and feet when you sleep at night, and your baby will kick you from time to time. Relief. But when you see the cute baby, you will know that these sins are really not in vain!"

"Hey, Harry!" Dumbledore stroked the little black cat's head, "It's really hard for you."

"No, Albus." The little black cat stood in front of the gate of the main house and turned around to look at the white-bearded principal, "My past is your future, so you have to learn the bloody lesson and prepare in advance! Hehehe~~"

After hearing this, Dumbledore's eyes suddenly went dark, and his body shook twice. Fortunately, he was supported by a generation of old devil kings who rushed out from the main house, otherwise he would have fallen down.

(Tea: Xiaoha, what you just said are all the symptoms of Muggle women when they are pregnant. If wizards would have potions to treat them, right? Of course, morning sickness can’t be cured, it can only be treated slowly Xiaoha [nodding]: Yes, yes, you are still smart. Cha: Everyone around you can see that you are playing tricks on him. This old Deng is really smart. I was confused for a while. But, you are really Avenge yourself? Xiaoha: Of course, and Draco and all the relatives and friends around me, who let him plot against us? Tea: You must take revenge! Xiaoha [raise eyebrows]: This is the Slytherin rule, you Any comments? Tea: No, not at all, Lord Slytherin!)

The generation of old devil kings who ran out of the house gave those stinky little devils who were afraid of chaos, and lamented in their hearts, children are not fun when they grow up, they are obedient and cute when they are still small up.But looking at it now, they all put on an awkward look.But... Gellert sighed, letting them go after they'd spent the whole afternoon planning the surprise for dear Al.

"Al, let me help you back to your room to rest for a while. Sissy is preparing dinner. There is a small banquet at Malfoy Manor tonight. As the headmaster of Hogwarts, you must attend."

"Ah."

"Okay, your room is here, I won't go in."

"Ah."

"Then..." Looking at his lover who was wandering away, a smile of unknown meaning flashed across the face of the old devil, "I will ask the elves to bring the dress to you and put it on for you later."

"Ah."

Dumbledore sat down on the big bed in his own bedroom, and walked into the bathroom instinctively to take a shower in a daze, but he was still stuck in his own thoughts.He didn't even know that Gellert had appeared, and he didn't know that Gellert sent him up, and he didn't remember what Gellert said.He was struggling. With his age of a hundred years, he wondered if he would have the time to see the little life in his stomach grow up and become an excellent wizard.To be honest, the symptoms Harry mentioned didn't frighten him, but he thought of some things about the little angel's growth from those symptoms.Dumbledore still followed his instinct and cast a quick-drying spell on his head, and sat in front of the dressing table by the way, combing his long white beard with a comb.As he was thinking about it, he suddenly heard "bang" "bang" "bang" and "bang" several times in a row. Dumbledore quickly regained his senses, turned his head and found that it was Amy The leading house elves were holding a white dress that couldn't be more delicate, and a bunch of other things appeared in the room.

Everyone in the wizarding world knows that Dumbledore is a kind and kind old man, but only a few people around him know that this white-bearded old man is a monkey spirit, even an old fox who is smarter than a monkey.Therefore, in order to live up to expectations, Dumbledore knew what Gellert and those little guys were up to when he saw the robe that was obviously a wedding dress.The principal with the white beard didn't want to see them, especially the disappointed expressions of his loved ones, so he forcibly resisted the urge to smile happily.He just wore the same loving smile as usual, and nodded slightly at Amy.

"Hello, Amy."

"Mr. Dumbledore, please accept Amy's services."

(Tea [touches chin]: Why does this sentence sound a bit..... what does that mean, doesn’t it? Audience: It’s your size, pia, let go of this dirty-thinking, non-CJ guy !)

Amy bowed to Dumbledore, and waved her hand very imposingly without waiting for the other party's answer. Several house elves behind her rushed up and lifted Dumbledore from the dressing stool , and threw it on the big bed.Then, he stripped off the old headmaster's clothes, and changed him into a full set of dress that Narcissa asked the designer to throw out from inside to outside.I have to say that the mistress of the Malfoy family is very delicate. After consulting Gellert, she even prepared underwear for Dumbledore. (Tea: Mother Sissy, won’t you be embarrassed? Narcissus: How is it possible, this is the elder among the elders, so why not be embarrassed! Tea: Really powerful!)

After a while of confusion, all the dresses were put on properly, Dumbledore thought he could finally be liberated, and just about to get up from the bed, the elves put him in front of the dressing table.One combed his hair with a comb, the other combed his beard with a comb, and tied a very cute bow on the beard with a white ribbon according to Dumbledore's preference.

Then, Amy waved again, and another elf brought up a whole set of jewelry that matched the dress, from the little crown worn on the head, to the necklace around the neck, the brooch on the chest, and finally the wrist and waist. The fine chains on the waist and boots are all available.

Dumbledore looked familiar with the style of jewelry, which was exactly the same as the silver products made by goblins.He secretly sighed in his heart, these children, really...

After the dress and jewelry were put on and put on, Amy waved her hand for the third time, and another elf put a large cosmetic box on the dressing table.Amy opened it and took out a bunch of things that Dumbledore had never seen before.The elf held a bottle that looked like an aerosol, said "close your eyes" to Dumbledore, and sprayed the old headmaster's face a few times.With his eyes closed, Dumbledore felt that his face was wet and comfortable, and then he felt Amy wipe and brush his face constantly, and even his lips, which he didn't usually take care of, were brutally damaged. Killed.At this time, Dumbledore realized for himself that a life as delicate as that of the Malfoy family is quite tiring.

After tossing about for about 15 minutes, Amy asked Dumbledore to open his eyes. The old headmaster looked at himself in the mirror with light makeup on, and nodded in satisfaction.He was quite relieved about the make-up skills of the elves, at least they didn't transform themselves into a veritable old monster.

At this time, the door of the bedroom was gently pushed open, and the young wizards headed by Malfoy Jr. filed in. When they saw Dumbledore's current appearance, which was more in line with the aesthetics of normal people, they all expressed satisfaction. smile.Afterwards, Gellert, who was wearing the same black dress as Dumbledore, also walked into the room. He saw that his lover was still so charming at this age (tea: vomit~~ When can Lao Deng use it? The word coquettish? Everyone who wants to vomit, please vomit it with tea!), unconsciously a little excited.

Gellert stepped forward, took Dumbledore's hand, and the two of them walked out of the bedroom, and the little ones followed behind them, walking down the stairs slowly with them.

The hall of Malfoy's house has been transformed into a sea of ​​white, filled with smiling faces everywhere.

Dumbledore saw that in addition to the various nobles headed by the Potters, the Malfoys, and the Snapes, there were also the Weasleys who had restored their family prestige, Mrs. Longbottom, Hogwarts, etc. The deans, professors, male and female student union chairmen, prefects, and some Ministry of Magic officials who have a good relationship with him also appeared in the hall of Malfoy's house.Dumbledore's icy blue eyes gradually became moist. Although this kind of scene was not as grand as when Draco and Harry got married, and the guests invited were not so many, it was able to get his former students and colleagues Blessings, he was really satisfied.

However, things that make him more satisfied are yet to come.

When Gellert took Dumbledore's hand through the long flower corridor covered with red carpets and came to the high stage, the old headmaster looked in disbelief at the man in black robe standing in the center guy.He rubbed his eyes vigorously, yes, the Lord Dark Lord was showing a strange and mysterious smile at him.

"Gellert, he...Tom...."

"If anyone is going to preside over our wedding today, it must be Tom." Gellert led Dumbledore up and stood in front of the Dark Lord. "Mr. Voldemort, you may begin."

"Mr. Gellert Grindelwald, are you willing to be your life partner with Mr. Albus Dumbledore? Love him, be loyal to him, and never leave him no matter whether he is poor, sick or disabled abandoned."

"Yes I do."

"Mr. Albus Dumbledore, are you willing to be your life partner with Mr. Gellert Grindelwald? Love him, be loyal to him, and never leave him no matter whether he is poor, sick or disabled abandoned."

"Yes I do."

"Then, I declare that the two are now officially married, and will never leave each other for the rest of their lives."

A red thread shot from the tip of the Lord Dark Lord's wand, tightly entwining the newlyweds' wrists.

"Albus, you can kiss your 'bride!'"

This is what the generation of old devil kings have been waiting for, and he can't wait to press Dumbledore's lips. By the way, he gave the smirking Lord Dark Lord a hard look from a place where his lover couldn't see, cursing this in his heart. As for the bride, your whole family is a bride!