[HP] Subvert Fate

After drinking the veritaserum antidote generously provided by the potion master for free, and under the guidance of Salazar and Godric, they found a bunch of potions in their two original bedrooms that could prevent others from using dementia on themselves. After picking up the magical trinkets, Draco and Harry happily went to the appointment hand in hand.

Yes, happily, and a little impatiently, the two little monsters want to try whether the gifts given to them by the snake ancestor and the lion ancestor really work.They didn't believe it, Dumbledore alone could break through the defenses of Salazar and Godric.The little black cat patted Hai Erbo on his wrist. The child's temperament was also quite strange. Except for the first day he came out of the secret room, he was quite interested in wandering around the Slytherin cellar. The most important thing to do every day is to eat and sleep.Harry figured it out, and it was almost winter. Could it be that it was preparing to hibernate from now on?

After thinking about it, the two of them walked to the door of the principal's office.Platinum Xiaolong said "Mint Matcha Chocolate" in an almost vicious tone, and saw the stone statue in front of the principal's office turning, and the two walked in together.

The two little bean dings felt that today's afternoon tea time was very wonderful, so good that Draco and Harry wished they could sing and dance in the principal's office.Ask them why they are so happy?After all, it is not easy to see Dumbledore, who has always controlled others in his own hands, with such an ugly face. They should appreciate it carefully, and then give this medal named "Successful to piss Dumbledore to death" to Xi Jinping. Mr. Ferris Snape, Mr. Salazar Slytherin and Mr. Godric Gryffindor.The little black cat even thought maliciously that if he was in charge of compiling the history of magic in the future, he would definitely describe today's scene in it.For example, describe the slightly blue face of the principal with the white beard, the ice blue eyes slightly squinted and shooting out sharp rays, the white beard slightly raised upwards, and the trembling hands like those of a patient with Parkinson's syndrome.Harry looked up and down, left and right, and he felt that this kind of old Grandpa Deng was the most perfect. Compared with the kind smile he showed in front of others, it was easier for him to accept, and it was more suitable for him. The principal's identity as the white mage that Tom fears the most.

(Tea: Xiaoha, are you sure you’re not gloating? You’re not complaining about your dear Tom? Ha: Ho ho ho, what do you think? Cha [shakes head]: Can’t tell. Ha [Pat shoulder]: Cha , you are a very smart child! Cha: ........Being called a child by a little Douding... I am the only one in the world who is so sad!)

"Harry, Draco, you..." Dumbledore looked at the two little trolls who were smirking badly, and then at the livid faces, who had just reached a third of the conversation. Severus, who broke in, shook his head helplessly.

"What's wrong with us? Grandpa Al?" The little black cat tilted its head, blinking its small emerald eyes.

"Aren't you in a good mood recently?" Dumbledore carefully tested. His insanity just now was inexplicably rebounded by two children. This is really the first time. I don't know if it's because of my lack of ability. , or something strange was carried by the two children. "I heard from other professors that you are silent in class, and you don't play with your classmates after class."

As soon as the second half of the sentence was finished, Dumbledore wanted to give himself a big mouth immediately. Didn't he make it clear that he suspected what they were doing behind the scenes, so that he didn't even pay attention to Gryffindor's provocation? !Hey, it's easy to run the train with your mouth full of mouth when you are old, and you don't have to be so anxious!The principal with the white beard secretly complained to himself, and then secretly observed the faces of the two children opposite, um, very good, nothing unusual.

"We... have been very busy recently, so busy that we have no time to talk or come out to play." The little black cat nodded, pretending to be scared and glanced at the potion master who was sitting in a dark corner, Then he said cautiously and softly: "Because we did something bad in the common room... well, of course, I am responsible for this, so Sev got angry, he thought we were too much Lax, too unnoble, punish us for copying the Slytherin rules."

"Then what did you do to make him so angry?"

"This..." The little black cat pointed at Dumbledore and glanced at Dumbledore. , Lucius’ father, and Sissy’s mother, if they find out, they will definitely send us a roaring letter.”

"It's late, Mr. Potter." The potions master gloated, "They already know."

"Draco..." The little black cat screamed and fell into the arms of the platinum dragon, "We will stay at school for Christmas and not go back to the manor, okay?"

"The godfather is trying to scare you. He won't tell your parents and adoptive father. It's okay to scare you, but who made you so disobedient and let Kiki smuggle a case of Flame whiskey in from Hogsmeade? Draco kissed Harry's little cheek, "It turned out that everyone was drunk and staggered around in the common room. It's no wonder the godfather didn't get angry."

"That's right!" Dumbledore sighed, and turned to look at Severus, "How many times have you punished them?"

"No more, no less, [-] times, I can't finish copying..." The potion master snorted coldly, "I don't mind keeping them in confinement next year, just help me deal with those used for class. Material."

"Sev, don't be so harsh on children!"

"Dumbledore, what on earth did you call us for? Just to ask such a silly question?" The potion master continued to poison the poor headmaster's fragile nerves with his all-powerful poisonous tongue, "Let us enjoy it You, who are said to be suffering from menopausal syndrome that Muggle women get? Or have you both?"

"Severus, it's because you are always so serious that these lovely children are afraid of you. I have nothing special, I just see that Slytherin has been quiet recently, so I care about it." Dumbledore Lido lowered his head and met his fingers, "If there is something really wrong, I just want to ask you, do you want to send any gifts to customers on the opening day of the joke store? You know, Muggles all follow the saying 'customer is God' That’s right. If we do some grand opening activities, maybe everyone will frequent the G&S Joke Store in the future.”

"Sending gifts? This should be something that the twins who are always energetic and never know how to be tired should consider, Dumbledore." Severus looked at the two little trolls who were already sleepy and their eyelids were fighting, and waved He waved his wand and covered them with a thin blanket, "I hope your brain is not completely filled with these sweet, greasy and disgusting things, I hope you can still remember to remind our respected old devil king, don't be here In the first event tonight, I will teach some things, let alone challenge the bottom line of some people, so as not to cause unnecessary misunderstandings. I am kindly telling you that Lucius has received the exact news, Minister Fudge I plan to visit the first dueling club event tonight."

"Why don't I know?"

"If I let you know, it wouldn't be called a surprise attack." Severus gave the white-bearded headmaster who was pretending to be innocent a hard look.

"Sev, it seems that you still care about Gellert."

"It's about caring, that's right." The Potion Master nodded, "With him around, you won't be so arrogant."

"Sev~~"

"Stop, don't talk to me in such a disgusting tone, if you don't have old eyesight, you should still be able to see clearly that I am not Gellert Grindelwald." Dumbledore's almost coquettish ending made his complexion not very good , the Potions master, who was not in a good mood, was terrified. He stood up from his chair and snapped his fingers to summon himself and the house elf brought by Draco, "Take your little master back bedroom, be careful not to wake them up."

"Yes, Master Severus." The two house-elves bowed deeply, and then carefully picked up Draco and Harry who were exhausted to the limit and could sleep soundly on the sofa, Apparated directly with them.

Severus also walked towards the door of the principal's office, and said to Dumbledore with a dark face while walking, "I hope there will be no next time such a thing, Dumbledore!"

"Sev, I don't understand."

His answer was a loud "bang". Seeing the door of his principal's office being slammed shut, the white-bearded principal sighed depressedly, and touched Fox that flew onto his shoulder.

"Dear Fox, am I really in menopause?"

The first duel club event took place in the Hogwarts Great Hall at eight o'clock in the evening, much to the excitement of the Slytherins.Since their Mr. Dean issued the ban, except for the members of the college Quidditch team, basically no one else appeared in Hogwarts after dinner.Today, I can have a chance to relax and test my learning achievements during this period of time. The faces of the little snakes are all happy, and they are happier than attending the Christmas banquet every year.

Draco and Harry walked in the first row of the Slytherin team. In front of them were Crabbe and Goyle who had successfully slimmed down. The little trolls were keenly aware that many girls from other houses asked the two The once big man cast envious and yearning eyes.The little black cat chuckled lightly for a while, and then told the platinum dragon next to him in a very low voice, it seems that someone wants a big guy who has lost weight.Draco petted the little black cat's hair, said nothing, just took his hand and walked into the newly decorated Hogwarts hall.

The four long college tables were all pushed to the bottom of the wall, leaving an empty field in the center of the hall, which was as big as a complete Quidditch field, and in the hall that was always dark at night, thousands of lights were lit. A single candle illuminated the hall brightly.Looking at such a scene, the little animals thought silently in their hearts that their rooster-like headmaster had finally bled and plucked his hair.

At 07:30, a squat little man wearing a top hat appeared in the hall accompanied by Dumbledore and the four headmasters, except for the little snakes and other small animals who knew the little man's identity Apart from not showing much surprise at his appearance, most of the little animals in the other three colleges looked at this man curiously, wondering who on earth could make their great headmaster receive him so politely.

However, when they knew that this was Mr. Connelly, who had no idea, cowardly, who would send many owls to ask Headmaster Dumbledore for advice every day, the interest of the little animals immediately turned to the one who walked in at this time , A handsome guy with blond hair and blue eyes, old and young, dressed in a black combat uniform.As soon as the girls saw the appearance of Gellert and Gildero, their eyes immediately turned into peach hearts, and some girls even had a bright red suspicious liquid under their noses.Of course, this is not the whole story, even some little girls who lack concentration even fainted from excitement because of a kiss blown by their dream lover Gilderoy Lockhart.

After a while of flying around, the first activity of the Dueling Club officially started.Because the Minister of Magic is in charge, Mr. Gellert, the arrogant and unruly old devil, Mr. Grindelwald, in order to save some troubles for his relative Al, did not teach the so-called rebellious black magic. He just invited the deans of the four colleges to help Check the students' ability together, and then make a corresponding teaching plan.

"Okay, everyone, be quiet now and listen to my password." Professor Gellert, the old devil, Grindelwald stood on the high teacher's seat, "Since basically all the students have come to participate in this small Clubs, we can’t inquire about the ability of each student. Students above the fourth grade line up, line up in four columns in each college, and then stand opposite each other. For other students in the first to third grades, please sit in your respective seats. Go to the long table of the college, so as not to fly to your fragile little bodies with spells that don't have long eyes."

According to Gellert's instructions, the students should stand in line, sit in line, and watch their handsome blond-haired old man give orders.

"First draw out your wands, and then listen to my whistle. The student on my left casts the disarming spell on the one on the right, and the one on the right uses the armor spell. These are spells you have learned a long time ago, and they are not very difficult. , let us see how you master it."

Gellert took out a whistle from his pocket, put it to his lips and blew it, and then everyone in the teacher's seat saw a very spectacular scene.

Gryffindor was full of noise, shouting one after another, and the laughing lion cubs were happily chanting spells. Although the voices were relatively loud, not many really succeeded.But compared to Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff, they were still much stronger. The little animals of those two colleges just waved their wands symbolically, and didn't even bother to move their mouths.All the professors couldn't help but sighed when they saw them like this. Why did the little eagle and little stork, who don't like sweating and exercising, but only like reading and doing research, come to such a club?The puzzled professors turned their heads to look at the Slytherin house, and there was no sound at all. Let alone the little snakes waving their wands and chanting spells, in the eyes of the teachers, they simply maintained an elegant standing posture Looking at the jokes of the other three colleges.

"Mr. Flint, can you tell me why you don't obey the command?" Gellert waited until the chaos in the hall was over before asking Flint, who was standing in the chief position of the fourth grade.

"Professor Grindelwald, it's not that we don't obey orders, it's just..." Looking at the dean who was sinking, he looked back at the two college leaders who occupied the entire long table. Seeing Draco nod slightly, Flint bowed slightly to the teachers on the teacher's bench, and drew out his wand.

Immediately afterwards, all the little snakes also pulled out their wands. At this moment, there were two loud and clear chanting sounds in the hall at the same time, and then counted until the red light came out from the wands of the little snakes on the left. , hit the protective shield in front of the little snakes on the right hard.

It has to be said that such a scene shocked all the professors at Hogwarts and the ministers of the Ministry of Magic. Leaving aside the level of these little nobles, their sense of community is the same as that of the other three colleges. incomparable.Dumbledore squeezed his long white beard, glanced at Severus who was hiding in the corner, and then at Harry who was squinting on Draco's lap on the long Slytherin table, silently nodded.It seems that during this period of time, the Slytherins are really training hard in secret as he expected!

Hey, Severus is still thoughtful, looking at Fudge who is praising the Slytherins, and then looking at the frustrated and remorseful faces of the other three houses, especially the Gryffindors, Dumbledore shook his head helplessly. Shaking his head, if he had known that Fudge would come, he should have asked Minerva to train these cubs well.However, there is still a chance to save, this club is not over after one day.It is not certain who will have the last laugh!

(Tea: Old Deng, what are you doing again? Deng: Hey hey, secret, you can continue to look down! Tea: You you you... If you are not good for Palace V, I will... ...I'll let you see Merlin earlier! Deng: I'm not interested in him, don't worry!)