[HP] Subvert Fate

On the second Monday of the new semester, the little animals of the four academies noticed that the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor who was sitting on the teacher's bench looked rather bad. Not only was his little face pale, but There is no blood at all, it is comparable to a ghost floating around all day, even the lips are blue and purple, and there are deep dark circles around the eyes, just like a recovering from a serious illness.They doubted whether such a Professor Quirrell could still take on such a heavy teaching task, and some small animals even speculated that if the Mr. Principal, who was invited to the Ministry of Magic for official business, saw Professor Quirrell's death-defying, Will it make him feel sorry for him if he looks like a ghost who is not alive, will it relieve his pressure?Perhaps, they might have a chance of getting a real, knowledgeable Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

Sitting in the middle of the long Slytherin table, the little Douding of the Malfoy family and the Potter family were enjoying their sumptuous breakfast, admiring their masterpieces, and hearing what the little snakes around them said about Quirrell's desperation. All kinds of guesses, Draco just smiled faintly, but the little black cat with green eyes shrank into his arms and giggled endlessly.

"Hey, it's really hard to imagine that you are just 11-year-old brats, and you can come up with so many ghost ideas." The young master Blaise Zabini, who has always taken weight loss and beauty as his own responsibility, has never been at breakfast. Consuming overly fatty meats, he prefers a bland diet.So, I just put a fried egg, a chocolate pancake, a small apple pie, and a big vegetable salad on my plate.

Draco looked at what was on his plate and shook his head disapprovingly.

"Brace, is this because of your figure? You eat less than girls."

"Don't worry, just eat more at noon." Young Master Sabini shrugged indifferently, and continued the topic just now. "I've decided that it's better to be careful when getting along with you two bad guys in the future, so as not to be hacked by you and help you promote it stupidly!"

(Tea: Master Blaise, dare I ask you how old you are? Cloth: What’s the matter? Tea: According to you, how can an 11-year-old kid talk so old-fashioned, like an old lady! Cloth: Why is it Old lady? Even if she is old, she is a suave and handsome old man, not a damn old lady!)

"Brace..." Pansy, who was unconsciously stuffing strawberry pudding into his mouth with a silver spoon while lowering his head to study the prank product that the Weasley twins had just contributed, replied, "You Knowing them both for so long, don't you know their true nature? Especially our dear baby Harry, if he doesn't play a prank or play tricks on someone one day, he will feel uncomfortable all over his body .You should be glad that there is finally someone in Hogwarts who can take his attention away, otherwise, it would be you and me.”

"Why you and me instead of Draco?"

"You idiot!" Pansy raised her head, showing a wicked and weird smile, "Ask baby Harry, is he willing to play tricks on dear Draco?"

"You're wrong, Pansy, you're wrong." Draco put down the fork in his hand, then picked up a napkin to wipe his mouth gracefully, and then picked up another handkerchief to help the little black cat wipe the corners of his mouth. Then he said: "You forgot a very important premise, Harry didn't go to trick people for no reason, there is a reason for every prank. Do you understand?"

"Really? I never knew about this." The little Queen Pansy raised her eyebrows, and set a small sound-proof spell around several people to prevent their conversation from being overheard by others. "Then may I ask, Your Highness Harry, how did you recruit that purple garlic this time? You spared no expense, and even used Mr. Dean's private collection."

"At the beginning of school, we met him when we went shopping for school supplies in Diagon Alley. The day... well, it was Sev, Uncle Lucius and Mama Sissy who took me and Draco We drove there, and as soon as we got out of the car, we saw him blocking the door of the Leaky Cauldron." The little black cat felt goosebumps popping out of his body when he thought of Zipi Suan's obsequious look that day, "You were not there at the time, It's really unacceptable not to see him like that, otherwise, how could I say it's more disgusting than swallowing slugs. If Dumbledore hadn't shown us his photo before, we couldn't help it Believe that the clown who sycophants behind Uncle Lucius and Sev will be our Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. I thought at the time that I would not have much hope for this class. From that day on, I was suffocating to give him a big shot. Of course, there is another more important reason, which is that such a guy can beat such an excellent Sif, and I am really angry to get this position."

"The godfather couldn't apply for this position because Dumbledore felt that the burden on him was too heavy. He had to teach potions for seven grades in four colleges, manage the entire Slytherin house, and help the medical room to boil those things." Potions, where is the energy to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts? Don’t you think so?”

The little black cat thought for a while, pouted its small mouth, and nodded slightly.Draco didn't say anything at all, Sev shouldered a lot of courage at Hogwarts, if he was asked to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts again, he would be busy eating, sleeping, and cultivating feelings with the big dog godfather There is no time, and that is not what I want to see.

"That's why you asked the twins to put a flame box on top of Purple Garlic?" Blaise couldn't help but tremble as he recalled how Quirrell was flattering and flattering his dean, and looked at the vegetable salad he had mixed. I have no intention of eating it anymore. "Are you still looking for Mr. Dean's approval to take such precious materials from his private locker?"

"Yes, yes!" The little black cat nodded its head, "However, Sirius asked Sif for the ingredients for the potion, and then handed it over to the house elf brought from the manor, and put it in specially. Purple garlic food. You know, Sirius likes to do this kind of thing the most, so he immediately agreed to our request. Later, the Weasley brothers used the secret path that Sirius told them to secretly in the purple On the night Pi Suan went to Hogsmeade, he also sneaked into the Three Broomsticks, and when Mrs. Rosmerta was not looking, he threw a few small stones into Purple Suan's butterbeer." Harry set the table Taking a sip from the pumpkin juice served, pouted to watch Draco turn his pumpkin juice into a glass of milk. "By the time Quirrell came out of the three broomsticks, Miss Pansy, who drank aging potions and disguised herself as a man, was already waiting at the door, and then..."

"Hey, you don't know, Blaise!" Pansy said with a distressed look on his face, "The feeling of dressing up as a man is really great, but the silent and wandless spell is too difficult for me. After studying for a long time, I was almost caught by these two guys..." Pointing to the two little Doudings who were smiling happily, "I was tortured to death, and I finally learned it after a lot of hard work." .But thinking about it, that kind of teaching method is quite special and very effective, allowing me to master one more spell."

"Okay, don't complain, isn't it good for you?" Draco looked at the long table of Gryffindor and Ravenclaw after seeing that they had finished eating, and the members of the prank team They have already started packing their schoolbags. When they met at the entrance of the hall just now, they made an appointment to meet by the Black Lake after breakfast. "Let's go, Granger and Longbottom have a herbal medicine class at ten o'clock, don't waste their time."

"understood."

After the Soundproofing Charm was removed, Harry was the first to leave the long table. They only had a Potions class with Gryffindor this afternoon, so they had plenty of time to do what they wanted to do.While standing aside and waiting for Draco to tidy up, the little black cat waved to Sirius who was on the teacher's bench, and told him to meet at the Black Lake in a while.The big black dog nodded, showing a bright smile at his godson.

10 minutes later, the members of the prank team showed up at the Black Lake on time except for the twins who went to their transfiguration class.The little black cat was sitting beside Draco, hugging his dear big black dog godfather and acting like a baby, while Draco was looking at them with doting eyes.Hermione and Neville, who rushed over last, were very surprised to see this scene, because apart from the glimpse at the school opening banquet, this potions assistant who came from the ancient Black family occasionally appeared in the hall for dinner, and there was no student I saw him in the Potions classroom, and no one would have thought that he was so familiar with Harry and Draco, and it seemed that Pancy and Blaise also knew him, which was not like the relationship between a professor and a student at all.

"Sirius, your complexion looks much better than when you were in the manor, but you still can't take it lightly." The little black cat stroked the handsome face of its big dog godfather, "Don't be too tired, just take a good rest. "

"Little Harry, don't worry, Sev won't make me tired." Rubbing his godson's little black hair, the big dog godfather burst into laughter, and cast a soundproof spell casually, Then he urged: "You two tell us quickly, what happened after Zipi Suan entered your room that night?"

"Oh, we guessed that after he came back from Hogsmeade, he would go to the bathroom to take a bath to relieve the fatigue of the day, so we hid there quietly, and when I heard his footsteps getting closer, I did it. A Patronus Charm." The little black cat rubbed against Draco's arms, "You know I have two guards, one is Hedwig, and the other is the golden lion. I originally thought that the Patronus would be As for the phoenix, I didn't expect it to be a lion. When Zipi Suan entered the door without turning on the light, the lion would emit golden light by itself, so it frightened him, making him think that there was a real phoenix in Hogwarts. Lion. Draco and I cast the Disillusionment Curse on our bodies. We wanted to take advantage of him running out to kill the Tibetan mastiff wearing an invisibility cloak..." The little black cat looked at his godfather, " It's the end you gave him, we wanted to put it in the bed of Purple Garlic, but Draco said it would be easy to find, so we just hid in the corner of the bathroom and waited. Well, he came in with Dumbledore later, and of course he couldn't see a lion's hair, and his expression was really funny. But, I'm sure Dumbledore found me and Draco."

"Really? Was it discovered?" Hermione, who was fascinated, was a little nervous. "If you play tricks on the professor like this, Principal Dumbledore will definitely find you."

"How is it possible, Granger!" Draco chuckled, pinching the face of the little guy lying in his arms, "This little guy has played tricks on Deng Xiaoping countless times in the past two years." Bulido, either secretly tied his beard into a beautiful bow while he was asleep, or secretly replaced the candy in the candy box that the headmaster carried with him with some dried fruits that Dumbledore hated, and then hid them in the candy box. Where Dumbledore couldn't find it, he also used a spell to resist the Flying Curse, and from then on, the principal will not bring a candy box when he goes to the manor."

(Tea: It turns out that the old principal's habit of tying bows on his beard was cultivated by you, Xiaoha! Ha: Of course, how fun, Dumbledore can also be a few years younger.)

"Harry..." Hermione looked at the little black cat who was smiling happily and shook her head helplessly, "It's wrong to do this, we should respect the teacher."

"We were just making a harmless joke."

"Harmless?" Hermione let out a long breath, "Didn't you see what Professor Quirrell has been tossed by you? How can there be a human being!"

"Granger..." The red-haired lion snorted coldly while sitting next to Master Brace, "How can he be called a professor like that? How can there be black magic that even little white mice are afraid of?" Professor of defense class! He stutters in class, and he is cautious when looking at people, as if he is afraid of offending you. This kind of person is just looked down upon. Anyway, I think there is nothing wrong with doing this, and it also makes the heart Zipi Suan knows that he is not welcome here!"

"But..." Hermione insisted on insisting on her own opinion, but she swallowed the words again when she saw everyone's expressions of disapproval.

"Okay, Hermione, it makes sense for me to do this. When he sells his soul to the devil, he is no longer worthy of being a human being, let alone a teacher." The little black cat restrained himself. With a smile on his face, he looked at the partners in the prank group very seriously. "In the lobby just now, Draco and I didn't say anything about the deeper meaning of evil, because there were a lot of people eavesdropping on our chat, and it was really inconvenient. Now it's just us here, it's time I can tell you why I did this.”