[HP] Subvert Fate

"The secret of the sorting hat?" Everyone in the room and the little animals who came up to look for them shouted in unison.

"Hey, why did you come up here?" Draco poked his head towards the door in a very unnoble manner, "Hermione, where is your father? Is it impolite to leave him downstairs alone?"

"It's okay." The little witch of Ravenclaw walked in with her fiancé-to-be, and then turned into a lazy sofa, and the two of them sat on it. "His tutor called him, talking about a new drug they recently researched. By the way, Professor Snape..." Hermione turned to Severus, "Father, please let me tell you, thank you His inspiration."

"You're welcome." Severus nodded.

"All right......."

"Stop talking about these boring topics...."

"us......."

"Let's talk about business!"

"Dear Gordy...."

"And dearest Sarah...."

"You have so many secrets!" The Weasley twins put their hands on the frame of the portrait, and looked at the people in the portrait with smiles.

"Of course!" Godric shook his head triumphantly, "It's only one ten-thousandth of what I've told you, and it will make you sleepless. If I tell you all, you can I don’t have to sleep for a month.” Shi Zu raised his eyebrows, “If that’s the case, your parents, professors, and guardians should tear me to pieces!”

"Tsk tsk tsk, Gordy, you despise yourself too much, here... no, no one in the entire wizarding world would dare to tear you and Sarah to pieces. Dear Gordy, you want Remember, excessive self-deprecation is a form of conceit!" The little black cat rubbed against Severus' arms twice, and the corner of its mouth curled up in a nice arc, "And we didn't intend to let you So many secrets are revealed, in fact, I have always agreed that it is more fun to discover the secrets of Hogwarts slowly, right?"

"Ouch, dear little Harry, you are really, really, really, really just right for me." Godric stroked his chin, and looked sadly at Salazar above his head, "If You are not a descendant of Sarah, I really want you to inherit the Gryffindor family!"

"So what do I do? I never objected to your decision!" Salazar smiled faintly, and stroked Godric's blond hair, "Even Vera said little Harry was our love." Crystallized, isn't it?"

"Sarah!" Seeing that everyone gave him smirks of unknown meaning when they heard the word crystallization of love, the little black cat shyly crawled into the Potions Master's arms, and buried its face in Severus Si's chest, said sullenly: "You are all bad guys, you bully children, hum!"

"Pfft hahaha~~" Godric laughed loudly, "Oh, Harry, you really look like James Peverell Potter! Don't you, Sarah?"

"Well, every time James feels that he has been wronged, he will lie in Lovis' arms, like Harry is now, no matter how Lovis coaxes him, he will not come out. At the beginning, everyone still I would be worried, but later this situation gradually increased, and everyone got used to it." Salazar nodded, "What's more interesting is that sometimes everyone deliberately teases James for fun, just to see He looks really funny."

"Hey, this is a family tradition!" Sirius patted the little black cat's head, "However, I found that when there are too many people, our conversation will get out of topic, Gordy, you should talk about that hat. In particular, we must focus on who cultivated its special aesthetic habit!"

"Special aesthetic obsession?" Salazar and Godric glanced at each other, they were both confused by Sirius' evaluation, then looked at the people in the room and nodded at them, Godric touched himself "What special aesthetic fetish does that hat have that you hate so much?"

"First, it never likes to take a bath." Sirius stretched out a finger, "It's even worse than Sev's dislike of taking a bath!" The dog godfather immediately pretended to be weak, and leaned closer to dear Sif. "I still remember when we went to school, the broken hat was dirty, and when Harry and the little dragon went to school, the broken hat was even more dirty, and it was covered in patches, nervous, and likes to scare The new little wizard. Gordy, Sara, didn't you give him a bath at that time? Didn't you all like to welcome the little wizard with a neurotic hat a thousand years ago?"

(Tea: Hey, Sirius, it’s Gryffindor, you are a fearless Gryffindor! How could you pretend to be weak, you’re not Slytherin! Big Dog: Although I’m Gryffindor Findo, but I was born in a Slytherin family. My ancestors were all Slytherin, and I was educated in Slytherin. Will it affect me? Tea [Nodding in the affirmative]: Definitely will , and it’s very big! Big Dog: Then what’s the matter if I pretend to be weak? Seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages is the purpose of Slytherin, understand? Cha: Now I understand, Sirius is just a moving living textbook! Dog: Thank you for the compliment!)

"Bathing?" Godric raised his eyebrows. "Who said it doesn't like taking a bath? It likes taking a bath the most. At that time, the way to punish naughty students was to let them donate their bodies to help test new prank products, new Aside from the traps and new potions, the most popular among students is bathing the Sorting Hat!"

"Wash every day?"

"Of course!" Godric nodded, "That hat is my favorite, it is kept clean and shiny every day!"

"Really?"

Hearing this, the little black cat got out of Severus' arms, Draco helped him tidy up the little black cat, and then stretched out his arms, motioning for his lover to come over.Seeing this, the little black cat got into Severus' arms and rubbed for a while before returning to his lover's arms.

(Tea: What, Xiaoha, do you like professors more, or do you like little dragons more? Ha [tilt head]: Cha, are you trying to sow discord? Tea: Of course not, look, it’s you I like to be in the arms of the professor. Ha: Sif is the elder I rely on, the elder I respect, and the elder I like the most. But Draco is different, he is my whole life, Or the life after life partner is a lover, and I don’t have feelings for them, do you understand? Tea: I understand, it really touched me!)

"Of course it's true, what's the matter? No one bathes it now?"

"Not only has no one given a bath, but it's also tattered and patched everywhere. You heard what Uncle Sirius said just now. That old hat also likes to scare people. For example, Neville, he was scared by the hat before." Draco pointed to Neville, who was nodding frequently, and said, "Gordy, I believe you won't like that hat anymore after seeing it."

"Hmph, damn Dumbledore, when I see him, I must chop him alive!" Godric broke free from Salazar's imprisonment, and roared aggressively with his arms akimbo. "I don't care about my things so much, it's a shame that I came from Gryffindor, and it's a shame that I'm the headmaster of Hogwarts! Lucius!"

"Ah, yes!" The platinum nobleman who was sitting silently sat up straight when he heard the lion ancestor's call, "What are your orders, Lord Gryffindor?"

"When I go back, I will hold a board meeting and tell those directors that I don't like Dumbledore, so tell that damned old man that he can retire and go home to live his life!"

"Ah?" The platinum noble touched the back of his head and sighed in his heart, just to fire that great white wizard without bathing the Sorting Hat?This is too unrealistic!

"Dare to destroy the first alchemy product that I Godric Gryffindor worked so hard to refine, and even dare to patch it, Dumbledore, the damn old man with white beard, is really impatient! "

"A product of alchemy? Gordy?" The little black cat interjected at the right time, and then winked at the Weasley twins, signaling them to make a quick rescue. "That broken hat is actually a product of alchemy, I didn't see it at all! How did you make it have a mind? We once got together after sorting and said that Draco was directly killed without hearing what the hat said." After being assigned to Slytherin, both Hermione and Neville said that the hat thought they were suitable for Gryffindor, but both of them insisted that Gryffindor was too noisy and they had to go to the quiet Ravenclaw. At that time, the hat said, I have the qualities of all four colleges, but Slytherin can help me go to glory. Gordy, Sarah, what method did you use in the first place to let a hat have the qualities to judge which little wizard should go to? The college is the function that is beneficial to him?"

"According to what you are saying now, it is set..." Godric scratched his ear, "By the way, it is called a program, which can read people's brains to determine which new student belongs to." College. It’s just that a thousand years ago, the four of us, Sarah, Roy, and Hull, put our magic into this hat, and with a little help from Vera, we made the front of it The shape of the human face, the hat becomes what it is now."

"But, does it still talk?"

"Well, this is a kind of soul magic that has been handed down since the time of Merlin. The four of us kept feeding it with magic power, and the later principal also used his own magic power to maintain it. It is its soul that is gradually becoming complete. If the branch The hat has a longer existence time, maybe it can also break away from the state of the object, and transform into a human form like Vera. However, it is transformed from an object, and it still needs a long process to transform into a human being."

"Vera... still helping?" The little black cat twitched its little nose, "Well, does Vera like to sing?"

"Yeah." Godric nodded, "He likes to teach the hat to sing, but it's just a little out of tune, but basically he can still hear it. Vera said that the sorting ceremony used singing to show the Hogwarts four The characteristics of this college are the best, and it can impress the young wizards who have just entered the school."

"......"

All the people present were silent, they finally knew where the damn hat's outrageous singing voice developed!What do you mean by being slightly out of tune?What does it mean to basically still be able to listen?It is indeed impressive enough. The first time I heard that hat sing, I can remember it for a lifetime!

The little black cat rubbed its little ears angrily, how miserable they are, every year the sorting ceremony has to be tortured like this, just because the damn golden lion thinks it is interesting!Harry touched his little chin, and his green eyes began to roll around. Should he take revenge on the golden lion a little bit?By the way, Godric said that he likes Ian, the ancestor of the Malfoy family, hehehe, let's start from here.

Seeing the strange smile on the little black cat's face, everyone shuddered involuntarily. Godric thought in his heart, dear Vera, considering the current situation, you should stay in the zoo for two more days and don't run away. It's better to come out!