Ye Ming's Five-Split Life

After tossing and turning all night, Ye Ming still couldn't convince himself with reasons such as misreading or being dazzled. Even if he felt ashamed of Yu Ge because of the associations in his mind, Ye Ming still decided to make a complete mess. clear.

After making up his mind, Ye Ming finally fell asleep in a daze when the sky was twilight.

But I didn’t sleep for long, when I was disturbed by a riot of soldiers, China, Japan, Britain, South Korea, West France and Germany, the same chaotic voice as the UN Standing Council, with a few intermittent sentences in the middle, obviously only three people were talking on the phone , but it revived an on-site job fair in the talent market.

Feng Yuxiang was the first to notice that Ye Ming was doing it with sleepy eyes, made an apologetic gesture, bent the corner of his mouth again, opened the door and went out.

Soon, Lei Zhen and Lin Zhanfei also filed out.

After a door, the volume didn't drop, and Ye Ming realized that they were all talking with their throats pressed just now.

I still have to admit, no matter if it is Feng Yuxiang, Lin Zhanfei, or Lei Zhen, elites are elites, just watch them switch between five or six languages ​​and common dialects in one call, and they are all proficient like their mother tongue.

It seemed that Lin Zhanfei was arguing with someone outside, and his voice was so loud that he wanted to lift the roof of the house. Ye Ming felt that it was a problem with his work, because he had never seen them hang their voices like this when we got along these days.

I envied the language talents of the three of Feng Linlei for a while, and then thought of them as elementary school students studying abroad in Europe. I felt that the language environment was really a good thing for a while, and then I felt that children are very receptive and have no boundaries. After rambling and thinking for a while, Ye Ming got over the dizziness and dry eyes at the beginning of waking up, and Ye Ming picked up his mood and jumped down to the bathroom to tidy himself up.

After entering the bathroom, I reached for a toothbrush from the grid next to the full-length mirror, but found nothing.Ye Ming was still wondering why there wasn't one, so he groped around again in disbelief, and finally confirmed that there really wasn't one. He was stunned for a moment before realizing that Feng Linlei and the others were really dug out from the bed to answer the phone. Because they wake up before Ye Ming every day, and the first thing after that is to go to the bathroom to take care of the facade, so usually it is Ye Ming's turn to get up, the toothpaste has been squeezed and put in a fixed place, and towels and the like will also be placed Neat, Ye Ming has always suspected that his towels are unpacked every day, because the softness is never like used, although the color is always the same.

Hey, it seems that today I have to do it myself.

Thinking like this, Ye Ming didn't move. He was frightened by his own thoughts. When did the habit go so deep into his bone marrow that someone even squeezed toothpaste for him, and he took it for granted?

After paying such attention, I found that everything in the bathroom was no longer right. Except for the toothbrush that was not squeezed with toothpaste, the towel was not in a convenient position, and the bathrobe was not hanging on the wall. If you look more carefully, it looks like shower gel and shampoo. Things like that are placed so high?Ye Ming stretched out his hand to compare, he had to step on his feet to feel it.

Tired and sweaty, I found a toothbrush set from a shelf that exceeded my height limit. After brushing my teeth and washing my face, the problem came again. Where are the towels?

Ye Ming couldn't find it inside and out, so Ye Ming just stared at the water drops on his forehead and went to the locker room in a fit of anger.

Fortunately, Feng Linlei and the three guys haven't taken care of his daily attire, unless he happens to enter the dressing room together on a whim to change clothes, he will make a noise to pick and choose.

However, Ye Ming froze again. What clothes to wear was his own problem. Why did he think of those three guys?

It is a very mood-affecting thing to start thinking about yourself early in the morning. Ye Ming silently took care of himself and moved to the dining table. Lei Zhen was still on the phone and carried his laptop to the big room in the living room. On the sofa, he was chattering non-stop, typing on the keyboard with one hand, looking so busy that even Ye Ming passed by him without noticing it.

Feng Yuxiang was the only one in the kitchen, and he cooked pure Western-style breakfast, which I had never seen during the time we lived together, so... did something happen?

Seeing Ye Ming come into the kitchen, Feng Yuxiang was also surprised, "Why don't you go to sleep, it's so early, it's the weekend!"

"Eh, yes, I forgot!" Ye Ming now has nothing to do every day, and he is no longer as sensitive to the beginning of the week and weekends as he was when he was at work. But now, the person who should stay in bed and is keen to drag him to stay in bed with him is abnormal, and Ye Ming, who was fired from the condition, of course forgot about it.

So, "What happened?" Ye Ming glanced at Lei Zhen who was still on the phone. He could hear that Lei Zhen's phone call was not the same as when he woke up. At that time, it was a complete mix of multiple languages. Now, it should be It's the feeling of English mixed with Cantonese, and the tone is harsh, as if he is reprimanding someone.

"It's okay!" Feng Yuxiang opened another stewing pot, scooped out a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge from it, and brought it to Ye Ming, "I thought you wouldn't get up too early, so it might be almost too late, let's make a cushion first, slow down." Order!"

When he took the porridge, his eyes suddenly became a little sour. Ye Ming quickly lowered his head and took a big sip. With more thoughts in his mind, he saw more tentacles. The breakfast of toast, ham and fried eggs and the Chinese-style one-pot porridge are simple and delicious. Complicated, dealing with and careful...

Yes, Ye Ming was touched.

It seems that it has been like this for the past two days, the feeling of being touched, moved, held in the palm of my hand all the time...

Feng Yuxiang was fine, which soon proved to be words of consolation. Lei Zhen put down the phone and ate something before going to the company. Lin Zhanfei came out of the study, and he was listless after a fight with someone.

Although he was injured for a hundred days, he did not make too many movements and would not affect his actions. Lin Zhanfei walked over slowly, looking preoccupied.

Ye Ming wanted to ask, but he stopped talking a few times and still couldn't find where to start. He was used to seeing their high-spirited, arrogant and cheerful appearance, and suddenly turned into a melancholy niche, so he was really not used to it.

After eating, Lin Zhanfei hurriedly snatched a wet kiss from Ye Ming's mouth, shared half of the porridge by the way, and went to work overtime.

Feng Yuxiang is very contradictory. On the one hand, Lei's problem this time is really not small. On the other hand, he is really unwilling to let Ye Ming stay at home after a weekend, but with... He is afraid that he will have to run a lot of places today to find him. It is really inconvenient for N leaders to meet M people.

Seeing Feng Yuxiang's contradiction, Ye Ming chuckled, did he really treat him like a child who would push him into a thermos bottle or turn over the balcony and fall from the building?

"If you want to be busy, go and do it. Anyway, it's only one day, and I want to go back to the courtyard today to have a look."

After all, I finally coaxed Feng Yuxiang to leave, but before he left, he still insisted on tidying up the chores in the kitchen. Ye Ming couldn't laugh or cry, but his heart was indeed a little sweet. Really, is Feng Yuxiang too young and old, or is he really going back to life? up?

Feng Yuxiang left the car to Ye Ming to drive, and when he was going out, he remembered that the driver's license was in yesterday's clothes, and he took it out last night and put it in the bedside cabinet in the bedroom. Ye Ming ran back to get it, only to find that the bed sheets from last night had been covered. It has been replaced, and the paving has been tidied up.

It seems that he is really developing in the realm of clothes, hands, food, mouth, mouth, body, oil bottle, and support. When driving the car towards the courtyard, Ye Ming couldn't help himself not to go to that weird state. direction to associate.

On Sunday, it is different from the other kind of excitement when you come here at night. You can hear the high-decibel voice of children screaming and screaming from a long distance. Ye Ming only felt very kind, with a smile on his lips, he slowed down and turned into the last street, and saw a blue sports car speeding away.

Juanzi, who was sitting on the threshold as a guest janitor, saw Ye Ming stepping down from the car at a glance, rolled her tender tongue and shouted vigorously that Brother Ming was back, and then bumped head-on with a ghost chasing behind her. Into Ye Ming's arms.

"Brother Ming..."

"Brother Ming!"

"Brother Mingming..."

……

The ups and downs of the sound waves make people feel full of accomplishment, but even if they hug like this, they still dare not hug them. Although the weight of 12-year-old Juanzi is lighter than that of five-year-old Xiaoyou, but if you hug one, there will be a second one. Uneven Huai and this group of brats will also disagree.

With two "human sandbags" hanging on his legs and two "human dumbbells" in his hands, he stumbled into the yard and felt something was wrong, "Is Juanzi getting fat?" Can't open it, but it doesn't look like it's horizontal? !

Still confused in his head, he suddenly tripped under his feet, Ye Ming tried his best to maintain his balance on the sensitive part of his waist, and he didn't know who was pinched by some little guy, and Xiaoyou, who suddenly lost his weight and was hanging on his hands, could still move. Seeing that parallel contact between the body and the ground is unavoidable, Ye Ming tried his best to avoid the two small meat balls under him - these little guys can't bear his 130-jin old bones.

"Oh, oh! Fall!"

"It's falling! The mountain is falling!"

"Brother Ming is a big mountain, the mountain will be knocked down!"

……

The chaotic cheers exploded, Ye Ming listened for a while before he understood, it turned out that this group of little guys have recently become obsessed with a new game, they combined their efforts to overthrow any guy with an adult attribute in their eyes, the name is—— Shovel the mountain!

Seeing that Ye Ming was not angry, the little monkeys gathered back again. In the blink of an eye, Ye Ming, who was lying on the ground, became the Monkey King at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain. He was ridden all over his body by a group of little monkeys, and he even raised a finger. I can't get up.

Xiaoyou tilted her head, her big eyes were flickering, "Surrender or not?!"

Ye Ming almost lost his temper when he laughed, his childish little face showed the standard pose of the national part reactionaries, who could hold back his face!

Ye Ming suppressed a smile, "What about surrendering, so what if you don't surrender?"

The little reactionaries were dumbfounded on the spot, the standard lines are not like this!

Waiting behind impatiently, he pushed Xiaoyou staggeringly with stiff shoulders, which made Ye Ming suffer, because Xiaoyou's whole body fell on Ye Ming's forehead.

"Surrender—it's a traitor, kill! If you don't surrender, it's useless, just kill!"

Ye Ming leaned in his heart, who is this, his head is too fast, he knows that he is blocked at a young age!

A little frustrated, but was speechless by a little fur doll, behind Xiaoyou raised a shivering little face that had the upper hand, which one is Ye Chu?