Ye Ming's Five-Split Life

Lei Zhen said, he is obviously a guy who is so short of money that he has reached the peak, and when he sees that we should jump over and hug our thighs, why is everything messed up now?

Lei Zhen spoke in a shallow voice, as if talking to himself, and muttered again, but we all seem to have forgotten this.

The last sentence of soliloquy made Lin Zhanfei and Feng Yuxiang dumb, the battery was out, and they couldn't speak a word.

Yes, Ye Ming is dull, he doesn't know how to flatter, and he also carries a huge burden. The most important thing is that he is not young anymore. In the past, the three of them were not happy with flesh-and-blood teenagers under the age of 20, but Ye Ming ?He could be the father of a boy with bones! ! !

How could such a person come across such a high-quality gold mine as the three of them, saying that he has nothing to do?

However, the fact is so inexplicable, he is obviously a person who cannot live without them, and should work harder than others to curry favor with them, why are those obvious, should, and fundamentally obvious things in the actual operation of real life It's all upside down?It's him, not them, who is always worried about running away without a trace?

Feng Yuxiang tapped his head to make up for it Ye Ming rubbed against his body sticky muttering soft words softly begging back and forth expressly implying more money for crossing the night and returning home but... Vomit!

Rather... the petrification of imagining Ye Ming actively rubbing against him... Feng Yuxiang sadly found himself... hard!

At night, I was still the fastest to go home by car, and when I parked the car downstairs, I started to worry again. After countless ups and downs in the elevator, I finally waited for Lei Zhen.

"So you want to kick me now and change Mingming's bedroom pass?" Feng Yuxiang said a long paragraph in a roundabout way, and Lei Zhen calmly summed up the above conclusions from it.

Although taking the initiative to send your body out to be kicked by others is indeed very silly and idiot and self-abuse, but... it is clearly a pass to the bedroom!

Feng Yuxiang didn't nod or shake his head, but his eyes were eager to try...

Lei Zhen then said okay, the specific process is...

And then, it was time for dinner. Ye Ming spread the food on the table as usual and called Lei Zhen to come over. Then, as usual, Feng Yuxiang was looking forward to seeing that Ye Ming was almost finished eating Lei Zhen when Ye Ming served the table. Feng Yuxiang was on the verge of despair before the swearing-in variable appeared. Ye Ming was thinking about how to dismember Lei Zhen, the dog-headed army division, after he returned to his room for a while, when Ye Ming swung his chopsticks Finally, the hand trembled for the first time, and then slowed down. For the first time, the eyes that have been absolutely focused and not squinting for the past two days lingered in places where the chopsticks and bowls of the food were unexpected...

Feng Yuxiang almost cried bitterly, God knows if such a big sacrifice today would be crushed at Ye Ming's place, how could he go out tomorrow!

Yes, Lei Zhen's method is very simple - bitter trick!

Executed on Feng Yuxiang's body, there are two huge black-eyed greens!

In fact, Lei Zhen really wanted to kick Feng Yuxiang hard at the beginning, and it could be regarded as avenging Mingming at the beginning, but after thinking about it, even if he kicked Feng Yuxiang to cause internal bleeding, could Feng Yuxiang still let Feng Yuxiang do it himself? Do you open your clothes and show Ye Ming the big footprints on his stomach?Bitter meat tricks have to be discovered by people instead of being seen by others, so that they can be effective, right?

So one kick turned into two punches, which is the panda shape that Ye Ming sees now.

Seeing that Ye Ming's eyes were on his rice bowl, the dish and Feng Yuxiang's forehead formed a three-point line, Lei Zhen held the vegetables in his hands and did not move Ru Heng's feet, and gave Feng Yuxiang a moment, Feng Yuxiang then The vegetables were served more slowly, the food was harder to chew, and it took more effort to swallow the food, and he began to wrinkle his face slowly, inch by inch—in short, to make the pain superficial.

After the meal, the nerve-wracking metal clasp of the bedroom door rattled, sure enough, it didn't click!

Feng Yuxiang finished his remaining meal in three mouthfuls, raised his pair of panda-eyed Chong Leizhen and made a "V" gesture with Lin Zhanfei, and ran on tiptoe to the land of tenderness in his eyes!

Lei Zhen whispered something behind him, MD don't forget next month!

Feng Yuxiang waved his hands without looking back, Ann, Ann, remember!

The door of the room was pushed open, Feng Yuxiang carefully poked half of his head and one eye in, Ye Ming sat on the head of the bed and leaned against the bedpost, fiddling with the remote control, changing channels on the muted TV, Ye Ming's gaze It has passed through the TV, passed through the wall, and landed somewhere.

Call out the most tragic expression in memory, and make sure that every muscle on the face is distributed according to that expression. Feng Yuxiang's statement is called nine bends and eighteen bends, which is very soul-stirring.

The fingers that were fiddling with the remote control paused, Feng Yuxiang saw Ye Ming's distant and ethereal crisp eyes quickly retracted and refocused, then he raised his eyes and looked at him, his lips were slightly parted and his breath was weak.

Feng Yuxiang rushed over quickly, without giving Ye Ming a chance to speak, he just said, you won't leave me, will you?

Well?Ye Ming froze.

You won't leave us, will you?

Uh, how did you do this?Ye Ming was forced to talk about him from left to right.

Feng Yuxiang grabbed her two hands dissatisfied, don't worry about that, no one can die, you haven't answered me yet, you won't leave us, will you?

Of course not, I will change the bamboo by myself and the three of them...

Bringing this up again, I almost forgot why you keep reminding me, don't worry about that, you know I won't do that, which of those brats is not your lifeblood, dare I move?Don't change the subject, you haven't said anything yet, you won't leave us in the future, right?

Ye Ming froze, completely unsure of what to do next. With his temper these two days, he deliberately acted badly. In fact, he hoped to make Feng Linlei and the others impatient. Go, that's the only way, no matter how your body is entangled with them, at least you can deceive yourself in your heart, but now?

Feng Yuxiang is still persevering, say, you will not leave us, I will cook for you every day from now on, I will support you whatever you like to eat, what you like to do, and on the bed, how do you say, Let's do what we do, and your little sisters, I will support them, I will raise them as children, what I like to learn, what hobbies and specialties I have, I support them all, we are like all couples in the world, I earn money, You run the house and never leave, ah, okay, okay?

Ye Ming pulled it out completely, and being held stiffly by Feng Yuxiang released a sound.

Lin Zhanfei listened to the twitching in the corner outside the door with a thin slit, goosebumps came and went, you... He pointed to the crack in the door and asked Lei Zhen, what did you teach?If you are so nasty, you are not afraid of dying. Obviously...

Lei Zhen's eyes swept past him and continued to pay attention to the two flat figures in the crack of the door, ignoring him, that's why Yuxiang was the one to go out!

After being stiff, the body slowly returns to blood. When the body softens, even the tear glands begin to relax. From the age of 20, he stepped into the society. In 15 years, he carried a burden that was heavier than his own body. In that way, I don’t know when I will be tired and squatted down, crushed and deflated, and my intestines will flow out...

But now, someone said to him, I earn money, you take care of the house, and I will raise your children, like my own children...

good or not?

Ok?

Ye Ming said good, but almost let go. Ye Ming raised his head and forced back the moisture in the corner of his eyes, and almost vomited back the response. What is the difference between 35 years old and 23 years old?My promise will last until death, but how long can your youth and frivolity last?My heart was loose but I persisted, just lowered my head even Lei Zhen outside the door could see the change in Ye Ming's eyes!

Ye Ming broke out Feng Yuxiang's claws and raised his hand to caress his black eye sockets, what happened, and how did it happen?

Got hit?

Bewitched by Ye Ming's soft eyes, Feng Yuxiang subconsciously answered before he could continue to ask.

why?

He said he wanted me to be sober, he said that you stayed with us for my money... Feng Yuxiang carefully looked up at Ye Ming's face, and scolded Lei Zhen a thousand times in his heart, but everything came to this For the sake of acting on the spot, Feng Yuxiang didn't know how to act at all, so he had to continue to follow the script,... He said that cheating is all scum, and sleeping with three people is simply a beast, unless there is something for money. I can't stand the human taste...

But... Obviously, the three of us all fall in love with you, isn't that normal?And you see, Zhan Fei and I have our own victories in the kitchen, one middle and one western, Lei Zi is good at fine knife work, by the way, Lei Zhen's pastry baking is a must, but I haven't had the chance to cook it for you recently , so you see, the three of us are actually complementary, if only one is by your side, it is not perfect, and you can only eat a single meal...

Also, in fact, I am very busy with work. Fortunately, I can go home every day, but after the spring of the new year, my trip abroad will be full for a season, and then I will not have time to accompany you. If there is only one person , you have to stay alone in the vacant room, so how good are the three of you, Zhan Fei and Lei Zhen, even if you are busy, you can try to miss the time of the business trip...

Lin Zhanfei covered his face in pain outside the door, this, this... this is also what you taught, should you deal with the special price for clearance sale?

Lei Zhen frowned, he couldn't do it, seeing Ye Ming's smiling face, that kid obviously couldn't find the north, so he didn't know where to go after all these words!

Having made up his mind, Lei Zhen raised his voice to interrupt Feng Yuxiang's advertisement in the room to induce consumer-style confession——

——Yu Xiang, why are you still not sleeping, your eyes need to be iced, otherwise you will not see people tomorrow...