Ye Ming's Five-Split Life

Lei Zhen finally recovered from his annoyance, and after feeling sorry for his wrists, he began to put meat on Ye Mingbu's vegetables very graciously, which was so dog-legged that his tongue was short and his tail was long.

Every hair on the whole body is moving closer to the flattering direction, making it difficult for people not to look sideways. It is said that they have been holding back for a whole month without eating meat, and there is no oil in their stomachs. I always believed that Ye Ming was taking Joe, but they blasphemed each other loudly, and no one was ashamed to break the precept first, although now they are very fond of the days when they could force Ye Ming to go to bed) The eyes of Ye Ming are as green as chlorophyll Poisoned and hungry wolves possessed him, but this is how he was able to crash into the crater by himself after repeated defeats. Guan Sha Wu Bu has the same amount of lethality in an absolute sense!

Lin Zhanfei was aggrieved by the superb kung fu of being able to keep a single leaf from touching his body among thousands of flowers, why did he fall in love with such an incomprehensible and wicked guy who made people itch at all?

Not young enough, not soft enough, not charming enough, not enchanting enough, not charming enough, not open enough, not open enough... It's too much to write down, but why does he want to push himself upside down and wipe himself clean just by looking at it like this?

Lin Zhanfei mechanically stuffed food into his mouth, while commenting on Ye Ming in his heart, the color of his lips is not bright enough, he needs a bit of biting during a kiss to turn red, the blood on his face is not thick enough, he needs a little shyness to make a blush... Yes, Lin Zhanfei suddenly realized that this was the case. This is a man who is like a canvas. Before he touched him, there was only a piece of paper and a piece of cloth. Yes, it only takes a little hands-on process, this piece of paper or cloth will become different and unique, isn’t it just an ordinary piece of silk spread in Zhang Zeduan’s hand before the painting of Qingming Shanghe? ...So as long as he wants to do it and paint, Ye Ming will be priceless and beautiful...

Uh……

Dazedly thinking about a lot of messy things, suddenly a string of attentive invitations came into my ears, "Come and try this steamed mouse spot, this is mine, will it be too sweet to try?" talk……"

"Ah?! Hey, hello!!" Lin Zhanfei came back to his senses, "Lei Zhen, you wicked and smoldering idiot, that's what I did. Don't pretend to be credited!"

The dinner was out of shape so far, and it turned into a battlefield between Lin Zhanfei and Lei Zhen after eating. Lei Zhen would point to Mouse Ban and say that it was a knife that I washed, killed, and modified. Obviously, do you think my skills are great?Of course, Lin Zhanfei is not to be outdone, it is his credit to cook the pot and master the heat. Lei Zhen pointed to a table of dishes and said that I bought them from the ingredients I was choosing. I was thinking of you when I bought them. The freshest food!That's right, that's my order, otherwise, do you know how much fish you need to buy, what brand of cooking wine and how old it is?Lin Zhanfei immediately answered the call and complained.

The enthusiasm for dismantling each other is in full swing, and I still don’t forget to take the time to ask Ye Ming for credit. One said, I know you like to eat tender ones, so you can try this, and the other immediately said that this one needs to be old to chew, so eat it while it’s hot , The strength is strong!

Feng Yuxiang saw the doorway, and followed Shen He to boo, Ye Ming was still uncomfortable with the situation where the three pairs of chopsticks and three spoons were all in front of his mouth, but soon Ye Ming realized that his discomfort was too much It's redundant, because it's okay if he doesn't open his mouth. Once he opens his mouth, it will inevitably lead to internal strife among the three. The six hands of the three of them are all waiting by his mouth. Once Ye Ming opens his mouth, he wants to feed the things in his hands smoothly. To get to the set goal, you have to go through a fierce battle, because Ye Ming only has one mouth, and he can only choose one thing in one mouthful, so in the end Ye Ming can only watch the feeding blocking battle at the dinner table in full swing. As for the last thing, what kind of food did you eat and who brought it up?—Where do you remember? !

Stuffed with delicacies and delicious food without taste, the table was full of cups and plates in a mess. In fact, even four big men couldn't eat the effect of eating a dozen or so plates of big meals, but they couldn't stand this meal. The atmosphere of the meal was hot. In order to fight for Ye Ming's mouth, who is in the mood to take care of table manners? In the end, every plate seemed to be pulled by a naughty boy who just learned how to hold chopsticks. The table was sprinkled with soup and water. Ye Ming even dared to bet that his two-year-old is suitable for starting to learn how to eat by himself, and the way he eats is more civilized than today's meal!

He was fed like a duck all the way, and when he opened his mouth, he couldn't sip it indifferently. Ye Ming's meal was accompanied by tears—the tears from laughing, his belly was overwhelmed, swollen and sore, Ye Ming Ming couldn't stand up at all, so he just listened to the quarrel of the three people over there. The content, of course, was extremely unnutritious, but the atmosphere was hot enough!They were taking stock of how much each had won, and when the final statistics came out, Lei Zhen and Lin Feng Yuxiang were tied. Lin Zhanfei had a disabled leg, which damaged his momentum, and he was at the bottom. Looking at Lei Zhen's wry smile and Lin Zhanfei's Annoyed, Ye Ming realized that he couldn't sit still—he was held in the palm of his hand like a fragile treasure, and if he could feed one more bite, he would show off like a windfall falling from the sky—Ye Ming's face was like After being set on fire, how could he just "enjoy" this dinner in such a numb manner? !

I, I, I... I'm going to do the dishes!Ye Ming jumped up and just wanted to find something to be busy with so as to get rid of this belated embarrassment, but as soon as he straightened up, he was pulled back by Lei Zhen's arm. Ye Ming got up too hastily, and this pull directly It made him lose his sense of balance, and he fell into Lei Zhen's arms.

Feng Yuxiang immediately slapped the table and yelled, obviously you are too big-eyed, today I and Lei Zi are evenly matched, how can you be so partial to one another? !

Embarrassed, Ye Ming hurriedly pushed Lei Zhen away, stood up and ran away without changing his things——I, I, I, I...then I'll go back to my room and go to sleep!

The laughter behind him wished he could blow over the roof,——Okay, okay, obviously cleaned up and waited for me on the bed!

It was Feng Yuxiang who spoke unobstructedly, and Ye Ming didn't dare to turn his head back to distinguish the direction and went all the way back to the room without touching the ground.

He was still chasing Lin Zhanfei behind his back and said, you two wait for me to heal!

Holding the heart speeding at [-] per hour and slamming the door, Ye Ming instinctively felt that the wolves were going to transform tonight, but when he locked his hands, his hands trembled, thinking of Lei Zhen who was kicked off the ground by him before the meal, hesitating again and again, his blood vessels burned through In the end, the face still didn't press down.

The discussion in the living room was still going on, Lei Zhen licked the tips of his chopsticks complacently, as if they were made of honey, he took every mouthful with relish, and while licking, he squinted at Lin Zhanfei, how arrogant and arrogant he looked. How many beatings you deserve—"35"—this is the number of mouthfuls of food Lei Zhen feeds into Ye Ming's mouth more than Lin Zhanfei—"35 ten kisses, it's really enjoyable!"

You fucking have the guts to wait for my legs to heal before coming back!Lin Zhanfei said viciously, with a depressed aftertaste, but this indirect saliva is really not enjoyable, not enjoyable, what's even more hateful is that he didn't eat as much as others, it was actually the least! ! !

Lei Zhen would not dump him with such harsh words of a dog in the water, anyway, he took advantage of the biggest advantage tonight, whether it was the appetizer before the meal or the full meal!

Feng Yuxiang couldn't go up or down today, but because there was another Lin Zhanfei who lost more thoroughly, he didn't need to be at the bottom of his own mood, and now he still had the appetite to pick up the bottom of the plate to fill his not-so-full stomach, so he went quietly Watching Ye Ming bite the chopsticks again and again to feed himself completely, his mood gradually lifted, and Feng Yuxiang dragged Lin Zhanfei out of the restaurant when he was full.

You wash the dishes today!Feng Yuxiang supported Lin Zhanfei and yelled at Lei Zhen.

Why?Lei Zhen was furious, these three guys were the masters of doing and not accepting, and every time they dealt with the aftermath, they would push three blocks and four guessing games to draw lots and win two out of three rounds to catch the unlucky ones.

Just because you broke the rules today!Feng Yuxiang's words made Lei Zhen dumbfounded.

Lin Zhanfei was stunned when he heard it, what is the violation?

Oh, this...Lei Zi...

It's okay, I'll clean it up and I'll clean it up, what's the fuss, isn't it just cleaning the dishes?

What's the big deal if I can put out a table and then take back a cabinet... Lei Zhen babbled endlessly, abruptly distracting Feng Yuxiang's answer, thinking that Lin Zhanfei's grievances must be repaid, If he knew what he did before the meal, he would definitely run to Ye Ming and demand that he be treated equally, right?

Lei Zhen instinctively didn't want to do that. He knew that today's appetizers were stolen, and if Lin Zhanfei followed suit, he would go and harass Mingming once. Lei Zhen was worried that Ye Ming would dislike them for going back on their promises.

As for Feng Yuxiang, hey... Two is one less than three, isn't it?Lei Zhen thought in frustration.

However, Lin Zhanfei was unexpectedly stubborn today. He grabbed Feng Yuxiang suspiciously, and then stared at Lei Zhen's mouth that opened and closed without moving. He hadn't eaten blatantly eating alone, even when he was alone in the office, he could only feel at ease with the idea that the two of them would do the same tomorrow anyway.

Feng Yuxiang stuck one hand on his waist, Zhuge Liang looked regretful, he said, Lei Zi, you really want to correct your faults, you can't just keep talking with a guilty conscience. The person in front of you is me who was wearing a pair of trousers on the same bed in 23 years. He pointed to the tip of his nose, and Lin Zhanfei. How can I keep you around!

Even if he was only suspicious before, Feng Yuxiang has made it clear now, if Lin Zhanfei doesn't understand what happened in a place he doesn't know, how is it possible? !

No wonder Ye Ming finished the meal with such a sense of face, and happily cooperated with them from beginning to end. Lin Zhanfei remembered that every time Lei Zhen made a bloody way to send the chopsticks and spoons to Ye Ming, he would yell and say Ming Ming quickly opened his mouth , that person really obediently opened his mouth and took the food that Lei Zhen handed over in one gulp. No wonder, no wonder Ye Ming cooperated so well every time—is the problem here?

Lin Zhanfei blinked and blinked, swipe and pull something without looking at it, beckon and throw it over, still shouting loudly, Lei Zhen, you fucking don't hide!

The black ball flew towards him, and even if Lin Zhanfei's clamor came from his ears, shrinking his neck was a conditioned reflex action. There was a loud bang behind him, and Lei Zhen turned his head, "Be good, it's easy, the big round table with plexiglass surface is accompanied by The plates and dishes on it were all broken to the ground. Fortunately, what I ate today was seafood, and the exclusive handmade collection of the group of four was not brought out to the table.