Ye Ming's Five-Split Life

Tossing and tossing until dawn the night before, and spending the whole day in the company the next day, the consumption of mental work has never been much lighter than running a marathon. It was just ten o'clock, and some people could not bear it.

Ye Ming pressed Lin Zhanfei down like a most competent nanny, then patted his shoulder again and again, sleep, sleep, sleep... sleep obediently!

Lin Zhanfei, who had a big heart and a fat body, had a rare visit from the sleepy god, and Ye Ming was beside him softly comforting him, so he went directly to Duke Zhou without even struggling.

Ye Ming smiled so that his tricks succeeded, Bingo - settle one!

Seeing that Lin Zhanfei was so straightforward to sleep when he wanted to sleep without distraction, Feng Yuxiang could naturally think that this guy must be planning to eat a lot tomorrow, so he didn't care if he had an appetizer tonight!

But Feng Yuxiang couldn't sleep!The cooked duck just flew away, and the flying wings were inserted by himself, which made Feng Yuxiang feel so embarrassed for a moment of gaffe!That irritability, the kind of person who lifts a rock and shoots himself in the foot can't explain why, it's so boring that his chest is about to explode, no wonder Ye Ming took the initiative to cooperate so much today, is he here waiting for him?Feng Yuxiang held back his breath and couldn't swallow it, it seemed that he didn't know how long he was going to lose sleep tonight.

Ye Ming could see the dense bloodshot eyes of Feng Yuxiang almost as soon as he raised his eyes. It was a mixture of staying up late at work and adding a little disappointment. Even getting off the bed to go to the bathroom, you have to raise your legs and walk lightly around the base of the wall on a catwalk.

When they came back, Lei Zhen and Feng Yuxiang were not in the room, Ye Ming quickly jumped on the bed, no matter what these two guys were doing, they should sleep first and die first, and let them rape the corpse after they died.

Ye Ming is extremely confident in his sleep addiction, so he can't wake up after being bombarded!

Yes, Ye Ming's sleepiness is a typical pig type, as long as there is no depression in his mind, as long as the sky doesn't fall down tomorrow, as long as...he can sleep well, so well, so good that the sky is angry and people complain, so good that Feng Yuxiang, who wants to be dissatisfied, thinks Pick him up and throw him straight into the cold tub in the bathroom!

Of course, with Lei Zhen on the sidelines to supervise such an idea, it cannot be fulfilled no matter what.

Such a gentleman, so considerate, must be full of food and drink to be full of confidence. Feng Yuxiang suddenly felt that he was very angry. Of these two, one had already had enough to eat and the other was about to eat and drink, and only his elder brother was the only one. , I have to wait another 36 hours!

No one disturbed him, enough sleep, the suprachiasmatic nucleus hidden in Ye Ming's hypothalamus started to work dutifully after being fully maintained, and woke up Ye Ming who was in deep sleep.

Lin Zhanfei didn't know when he fell asleep again and slipped out, hugging Ye Ming's thigh and rubbing his face, drooling in his sleep.

His clothes were stripped off again!Yes, naked!Ye Ming doesn't have the habit of sleeping naked, but since he moved into this apartment, regardless of pajamas, bathrobes, or even casual clothes before going to bed at night, they will always disappear inexplicably in the morning, allowing him to return to his pure beginning, Ye Ming I always forgot to ask who was so diligent at night that he must be stripped naked, but now a suspicious person has been released, Lin Zhenfei, because this person fell asleep before Ye Ming, and the pajamas before going to sleep were still in good condition. On his body, it proves that this person did not get up at night to make troubles when he woke up.

Then, it's either Lei Zhen or Feng Yuxiang, you must ask about it another day.

Feng Yuxiang maintained that position when he lay down. He preferred to sleep in a T-shape with Ye Ming. He seemed to be the one with the worst sleep quality and quantity among the three, and he was always the last one to go to bed. So tired, Feng Yuxiang had to assume this pose and touch Ye Ming's neck to fall asleep.So Ye Ming's head is now resting on his stomach again. Although the soft belly is no different from a pillow, especially Ye Ming, who has no difference if he has a pillow or not, but it doesn't make any difference to Ye Ming. There is a big difference between Feng Yuxiang, Lei Zhen once played on his stomach for 5 minutes when he was awake, and Lai Yeming couldn't stand it, or is there really a difference in brain volume, and the things in his skull are lighter than others?

Of course, this is just thinking about it casually, unless it grows into a protruding ape, whose head is not so heavy?

First get rid of Feng Yuxiang's hand hanging on his neck, then the next work will be more complicated, Lei Zhen's sleeping posture is more cartoonish, obviously a big man of 180 centimeters, he always likes to curl himself up into an egg when he sleeps, The backbone of this egg must be attached to Ye Ming's side rib skin, and then the head should be wedged into the arc of the armpit, and finally hold Ye Ming's arm, a ceremony!

You can sleep soundly only by touching your back and flesh. Well, Lei Zhen is very suspicious of the sneak attack at night!

Ye Ming went through it in his head, and his heart fell on him.

Wanting to pull his arm out of Lei Zhen's octopus, Ye Ming had to prop up half of his body sideways, then adjust the angle of his body to follow the arc of Lei Zhen's hug, and pull out his arm little by little. This process must be The uniform speed should not be too hasty, and it is best not to go fast and slow, otherwise, once the sleeping baby panda finds that the bamboo will be taken away, the consequences will be miserable. Ye Ming was inexperienced for the first time and Lei Zhen had a strong arm, so he almost fell asleep. Dazed and unaware of the so-called Lei Zhenqiang dislocation.

Freed from Lei Zhen's shackles, the last one is Lin Zhanfei. No matter what he looks like before going to sleep, this guy can always fall asleep after midnight and hug Ye Ming's thigh so that his saliva is dripping sweetly, and he even rubs his cheeks against it. Go up two grinds.For the first time when Ye Ming was awake, Lin Zhanfei, who was still asleep, unconsciously touched his sensitive groin and the delicate skin on the inner thighs.Since then, Ye Ming has always suspected that this kid kept saying that his ancestors were Huihe people, so he was not interested in all pork products. He was flaunting it. Just talking about the sound of saliva in the middle of the night, Ye Ming always had the feeling that this kid was actually eating a stick in his dream. A bone-to-earth...strange association.

Without disturbing the three of them, they moved himself off the bed, Ye Ming loosened his muscles and bones, and broke out in a cold sweat at the same time.

There are a lot of things going on in the yard, Ye Ming always felt that he had seen enough sleeping addictions, but compared to these three uncles, those who pinched their ears, picked their noses and allowed their fingers even had to hold other people's little dicks before falling asleep. Getting sleep is a piece of cake, at least holding someone else's dick to sleep is a subconscious reaction of reproductive organ worship, with names, surnames and symptoms registered in medical books!

But the sleeping appearance of these three uncles is a unique classic, so weird that it is a mess. Ye Ming searched the Internet but couldn't find the fourth latecomer.

Slightly stretching his arms and kicking his legs, and twisting his waist by the way, to stretch his body after being entangled by the three of them all night, Ye Ming tiptoed into the dressing room to find clothes for himself.

Two days~!

48 hours!

Even if one Lei Zhen is eliminated, the remaining two guys have accumulated almost to the limit. The physiological reaction in the early morning is unreasonable, and the impulsiveness cannot be suppressed. Ming would rather go to the kitchen to make breakfast.

The refrigerator was already full of fresh vegetables. Ye Ming opened the cabinet door and took a look, but began to hesitate. Feng Yuxiang and his handicrafts were stored there. In contrast, his two brushes were like bald wooden fences. For a moment, Ye Ming couldn't decide whether it was better to show ugliness or hide clumsiness. Ye Ming suddenly remembered that Luo Zongyu was actually used to eating such exquisite and delicate food. To coax him to swallow so simply...

"What are you thinking, can you stare at the refrigerator in a daze? Did they leave any surprises for you in it? But it's not right, today is not Christmas! Besides, Christmas gifts are not hidden in the refrigerator..." In front of Qu Jing He was still joking, but the voice behind him was getting lower and lower. Ye Ming was startled by him, and it took him a while before he realized that he had to close the refrigerator first, leaving the door open to waste electricity!

"It's so early!" Ye Ming greeted Qu Jing with curled lips, and then remembered that he hadn't picked out the vegetables for breakfast yet.

"If I were you, let those three guys continue to be courteous. Anyway, they are good at craftsmanship. After this village, there will be no such shop!" Qu Jing went over and pressed his arm, blocking Ye Ming's attempt to open the refrigerator again.

"Ah? This...the housework always takes turns...Hey, why are you telling me this,...you, you,...are you afraid that I will treat your stomach badly if I don't do it well!... Hey, but what I do is really not as good as them... People are dead compared to others, and goods are thrown away..." Ye Ming smiled self-deprecatingly.

"Tch, you are really... I didn't realize why you are so inferior. There are three... Well, it's not right for you to be so pessimistic about your favorite husband who dotes on you so much!"

"What's wrong!" Ye Ming was so stimulated by his shaking his head that he wanted to laugh, "You are only so old, and you tell me such old-fashioned words, hey, I am twice as old as you!"

Qu Jing lowered his eyelashes when he heard the words, "Who said, have you ever compared?"

"Do you still need to compare? You are eighteen and I am thirty-five. They are not two years old!" Ye Ming showed him the calculation with his fingers.

Qu Jing immediately stepped back, "I know, you don't understand!" He muttered so softly that Ye Ming didn't understand at all, "What?"

"It's nothing." Qu Jing stretched out his hand to support the frame on the bridge of his nose, "Personal advice, if they want to do it, let them do it, otherwise you will have to work hard. In the name of love, stretch out your hand to eat and open your mouth to become Exclusive chef, that's all deceptive, from king to slave, your level has dropped too much!"

After Qu Jing finished speaking, he walked away without looking back.

Leaving Ye Ming on the spot for a long time, but unable to recover, this child talks... Where does he go?