Ye Ming's Five-Split Life

Because the incident happened suddenly, Ye Ming's first reaction was to stand still, and his second action was to rush to be a firefighter.

But Lei Zhen missed the opportunity, he had already been punched by Feng Yuxiang several times, and when he regained his energy to fight again, Ye Ming was already standing in front of him like an old hen protecting his cubs, with his arms outstretched, menacing He stared at Feng Yuxiang.

If you want to fight again, you have to push Ye Ming away first, but it is rare for Ye Ming to show the aura of protecting the calf, that is, Lei Zhen does not want to destroy this feeling of being protected, it is because Ye Ming cares about his affection, doesn't he?I had no choice but to quickly ask across Ye Ming, what the fuck are you doing!

Lin Zhanfei jumped out of the kitchen one step too late, how many punches?Lin Zhanfei fixed his eyes on Lei Zhen's mouth and turned towards Feng Yuxiang angrily.

Four punches!

Damn, it's too little, Lei Zhen, remember, you still owe me four punches!Lin Zhanfei threw down this sentence without thinking, turned around and rushed back to the kitchen again, the last one was soup, the heat is very important, half a minute in the late pot will not work!

Ye Ming looked at these two inexplicable people in a daze.

Feng Yuxiang took a deep breath, calmed down, then raised his hand and designated Lei Zhen, where did you take Mingming, huh?Don't go home late at night, do you know that Lin Zhanfei and I are very worried!What the hell do you care about when you call and turn off the phone?

Feng Yuxiang was baffled by the yelling, what do the two big men have to worry about!Still check post?Do you think the two of us are Mrs.Will you encounter BT blame Shuli when you go out?

Feng Yuxiang hates that iron cannot be made into steel, ah, you say you, you can't tell the difference between your left and right hands, and you dare to drive around in a car, do you know which communication test you should take?Do you deserve it?Why don't you go home early after get off work and wander around on the road? If you bump into something with Mingming, you say you committed a crime or not!

Lei Zhen's most dishonorable past has been uncovered, big, damn it, it's been so many years ago, I don't have the time when I can't distinguish between left and right, I want to sue you for defamation , you fucking demolished me in front of Mingming!

Dismantling? !

Feng Yuxiang sneered, pointed at the wall clock on the wall, and saw clearly that it was eight o'clock, if you didn't take Mingming home on time, after research, it was decided to deprive you of the next day of getting along with Mingming!

Damn, who studied the sleep regulations, who set up a gate control, how come I don't know?

I and Zhanfei jointly researched and formulated it!Feng Yuxiang stood up straight with his arms around his chest and shoulders, full of momentum.

Do you have an opinion?

Damn, I have great opinions!Why do you set a broken rule and I have to abide by it? Who do you think you are!

Uh huh, with two votes to one vote, you are now democratized!Feng Yuxiang pursed his lips, his voice squeezed out between his teeth, Zhan Fei, don't you think so?

Lin Zhanfei looked at the pot on the stove, his ears were still on the pot at the gate, and his ears were still on the porch at the gate, and he opened his mouth without being dull at all, yes!Lei Zhen, your objection is invalid!

Lei Zhen opened his mouth and was suddenly furious. Damn, why do I have to listen to you with two votes to one vote?Then obviously, does such a big living person have no voting rights?

Ye Ming originally listened to it at random, saying that they were serious, but the topic was a bit steep no matter how he heard it, he said they were joking, the few blows that Feng Yuxiang hit Lei Zhen were really hard, the evidence is Lei Zhen His chin has turned blue.

Now that the flames of war are suddenly burning, Ye Ming has no idea what role he can play in it.

Lei Zhen immediately turned his hand to grab Ye Ming's arm, his face full of contempt: Obviously, what they did was cruel, inhumane and bloody, it disregarded the democratic system, this is Hongguoguo's dictatorship!You have to speak for me!

Ye Ming's eyes narrowed, and he didn't know what he could say to help.

Lei Zhen knew it was over when he saw him like that, and he said in his heart, this old man has no potential to grow into a qualified rogue at all!

The little daughter-in-law's pitiful face was wiped clean, Lei Zhen poked his neck and planned to be self-reliant - but Feng Yuxiang looked at him with contemptuous and condescending eyes and said, are you a pig, ah?In addition, how to vote for this vote, how to vote?Double out!Besides, who is it, who is the party involved, do you know what the party is?It cannot be objective, impartial, and can effectively follow the objective laws of the development of things and speak impartially, so you say, how can his voting rights count, how can he count, this is called suspected avoidance, suspected avoidance, Do you understand!

Lei Zhen scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, he had just confessed to Ye Ming, and now he was full of words and wanted to chat with Mingming, and he wanted to cling to people for 24 hours to prevent Ye Ming from leaving. When it came to his field of vision, it was already a very sad and troublesome thing to share with Feng Yuxiang and Lin Zhanfei tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Lei Zhen spent 50.00% of his brain capacity thinking about what reason he would use to go to Fengyang tomorrow. Or Mrs. Lin is on a business trip to play the autumn wind, but in the blink of an eye, he wants to deprive him of the opportunity to get along with Ye Ming three days later, then add three days to those three days, at this time of unbearable lovesickness, at this time of ten thousand years, how is this? The cruelty!

When Ye Ming first reacted, he only thought it was fun. Occasionally, the fifty or so children in the courtyard would find it difficult to mobilize democracy. The will of the majority exercises a veto!

Originally, based on Ye Ming's understanding of Lei Zhen, this guy would definitely resist Feng Yuxiang's everything. In his eyes, the so-called democracy is about the same level as bullshit, so he doesn't need to care about it at all, but Ye Ming What I didn't expect was that Lei Zhen was really trapped. Even if it was a fallacy, he had to try his best to find a reason to refute it, instead of hitting the bottom line and overturning the ship!

Lei Zhen is obviously not a person who follows the rules and accepts losses, so his compliance also reflects the attitude of Feng Yuxiang and Lin Zhanfei to a certain extent.

Thinking of this, Ye Ming timidly raised his hand to speak.

Said, Feng Yuxiang is very old now!

Ye Ming said that this matter is related to his own welfare, and I strongly request that my right to speak cannot be deprived!

Lei Zhen nodded frantically beside him, yes yes yes yes!

After watching Lei Zhen and Ye Ming, Feng Yuxiang hesitated for a while, probably because he couldn't think of what kind of moth the pure Uncle Ming could find, so he waved his hand boldly and said.

Ye Ming is weak and soft-spoken, since it concerns me, then I... can I have a veto right?

Lei Zhen's foot softened and almost fell on Ye Ming's back. Sure enough, ginger is old and hot, and he really eats a big meal, and he really can bite... Then why don't you scream... Uh...

Feng Yuxiang's eye sockets were rounded, his eyeballs were welded inside, he froze and couldn't move, there was a crash in the kitchen, and he didn't know what Lin Zhanfei had smashed.

If it is said that as bold as a person is, he will be prolific. Does that mean that if he speaks boldly, he will become fat?Lei Zhen's face was full of dreamy admiration, looking at Ye Ming's soft and docile hair fluttering on the back of his head.

Feng Yuxiang made two rattling noises in his throat before he recovered his own voice. This... this request should be dismissed for the same reason, avoidance of involvement in the case!

Lei Zhen jumped on the spot, why, why, obviously can't decide his own destiny?

Feng Yuxiang almost couldn't help tearing Ye Ming away and then gave that kid another kick, calling the shots, if Ye Ming could call the shots, would he still listen to the three of them in this room?

Lei Zhen rolled his eyes and called out, Zhan Fei...

Lin Zhanfei stretched out half of his head from the kitchen with the golden rooster's independent and difficult movements, looked left and right, and saw that Lei Zhen's little heart was cooling down layer by layer, so he heard Lin Zhanfei say, I think, Yuxiang...uh... Makes sense...

After speaking, he retracted his neck and went back to the temporary tortoise shell in the kitchen. Lei Zhen's hand was a little slow, and the rough porcelain mug only reached the bare door frame.

Your fucking makes sense, and your whole family's household registration book makes sense! ! !

When Qu Jing opened the door and came in, he saw such an intense and fiery action scene. He opened his mouth wide and spread his hands in cooperation on the spot, wow, what is this? Quan Wuxing?Who is Party A and Party B? Uncle, don’t be afraid. With me as your solid backing, I can always...

The kid's hair hasn't faded yet, don't interrupt when adults are talking, just go!Lei Zhen was so upset that he hurt people when he said it.

Ye Ming stretched his hand back and patted the back of his hand to make Ran Jing quiet.

Then... if the veto is not enough, I want a proposal to persuade you!Me, me, me... Advocate standardized management!

As soon as this proposal was made out, Feng Yuxiang stared straight at the scene, Ye Ming's words could be interpreted in a different translation... ah ah ah I confessed that it was short-lived and took the initiative to cooperate --- I myself... ah ah ah...

How sensational, how evocative, how exciting, how...

No more, Feng Yuxiang ran away holding his nose.

There was a loud bang in the kitchen, followed by a lame kangaroo rushing out to catch up with Feng Yuxiang.

Qu Jing was dazzled and confused, all the annoyance he had before crashing into the house disappeared.

It was only then that Lei Zhen remembered to ask Qu Jing how he got in. He clearly remembered that although Ye Ming was the last one to enter the door, he locked the door, and it was definitely not a lie.

Qu Jing shook the ultra-miniature handheld computer in the palm of his hand, then opened his eyelids and leaned over to show Lei Zhen.

Uncle's left eye!Qu Jing laughed.

Damn, Lei Zhen looked up and punched the sky.

The crowd of people blocking the door dispersed, Qu Jing kicked off his shoes and entered the room, his nose suddenly moved, what smells so good?

Ye Ming didn't understand what they meant by the uncle's left eye. Uncle, according to Qu Jing's bad habits, he was called him, but what did his left eye mean?Ye Ming raised his hand and unconsciously wiped his eyeballs.

Lei Zhen pounced on him and pointed at him with a kiss. Ye Ming blushed and pushed him away. Lei Zhen pointed to the shadow in the entrance and told him that Lin Zhanfei's door was opened with the iris at the corner of his eye as the key. Otherwise, why would you go there every time? Does it open by itself as soon as the door stops?Lei Zhen didn't know where to get your cornea information, so he ordered a contact lens to replace your cornea, so he came and went freely.

Well?Ye Ming always thought that someone was monitoring the house 24 hours a day. Isn't that what was shown on TV?When I went out, I yelled five times and six bodyguards followed me, like an emperor on a tour.At home, there are three steps, one post, five steps and one whistle, all kinds of high-tech micro-monitoring, infrared scanning, long guns and short guns...

Uh, Ye Ming choked up as he talked, looking around anxiously, if... if... maybe this room is really designed like this, then the sex scene of the three of them... wouldn't it be... wouldn't it be... …

Ye Ming screamed with his arms around his shoulders, is there any of these things?

With a sound from Lei Zhenha, he reversed his fingers and only thought about the tip of his nose. Lin Zhanfei and I are evenly matched. You have been with me for a day today. Do you see the tail behind us?

Well?is that so?Ye Ming turned around and realized that he had indeed been brainwashed by the mainstream media.

There was a scream from the kitchen, Ye Ming jumped up and ran towards the place where the sound came from, Qu Jing recklessly entered the kitchen, but it was clear that something had been broken there a while ago.

Before entering the kitchen, he collided with Qu Jing who was rushing from the inside out, and almost turned into two rolling gourds.

Let's eat, let's eat, let's eat, uncle, I'm so hungry... Qu Jing looked at Ye Ming with bright eyes.

Well?I ate, outside...

Qu Jing drooped his ears and paws like a poor cat watching the cat food being shelved by the owner, and reached out his hands to fumble in his pockets.

What's wrong?Ye Ming asked.

Qujing's endless sorrow and endless misery, I didn't eat, you don't know, they will definitely not invite me, and then watch them eat, I, I, I... I'm hungry... I'd better let Chang Lin order me a box lunch, Qujing's infinite sadness is sad and sad.

Ye Ming bypassed Qu Jing and entered the kitchen.

One, two, three, and four are not normal today, and even Ye Ming himself can't maintain his normal state.

Qu Jing's treachery succeeded, and he happily followed Ye Ming like a happy kid in hanging boots.

Lei Zhen's intuition was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong. He watched Qu Jing follow Ye Ming as a small follower, froze for a step, and ran over to see what happened.

The kitchen was in a mess, but it was a pity that there was a pot of soup that Lin Zhanfei cooked with his injuries. The loud noise seemed to be the case, and the set of plum floor tiles in the kitchen was cheaper.

When Lei Zhen came in, Ye Ming was about to take a broom to clean the ground, but Lei Zhen hugged him and dragged him out of the area where the shrapnel was scattered. drink?

Qu Jing was stunned by the yelling, obediently pressed the call button on his body.

When Lin Zhanfei and Feng Yuxiang came out of the bathroom again, what they saw was the scene of Gu Chang Lin, the well-known black-faced head of the punishment hall of the Qu family, commanding two more miserable younger brothers to clean the kitchen of Lin Zhanfei's apartment.

Ye Ming greeted everyone to eat. At the dinner table, Ye Ming sensitively noticed that the noses of these two were obviously deformed, and they were developing towards the direction of rosacea. Their noses were fat and their nostrils were thick!