Ye Ming's Five-Split Life

At the end of the dinner, I ordered KFC, which was super uncreative.

Lei Zhen was the same as Lin Zhanfei, and Feng Yuxiang was the same. In the end, Lin Lei and the two strongly suspected that Mr. Crazy was just looking for faults. Under the contempt of the two pairs of fiery eyes and sharp blades, Feng Yuxiang finally opened his mouth: KFC!

This answer is really... Before Lei Zhenlin Zhanfei turned his contemptuous gaze into a real attack with his fists, Feng Yuxiang did it himself. Although it was fried, only the outer layer of flour was in contact with the oil, and the crispy surface was peeled off. Oh, KFC's chicken is still very tender, and the key point is, it's muscle-replenishing!

So, it was decided.

Ye Ming felt a bit of a stomachache when he heard them discuss what to eat for dinner, and when they decided to eat, he really started to have a toothache!

Why greasy ones are bad, he doesn't know.

Wei Lan is seafood, he is really not suitable for eating with his bruised and unrestrained injuries, but can Feng Yuxiang pay attention to this?

When KFC was finally confirmed, Ye Ming just thought why not let him be smoked to death on the spot, and make up for it? ? ?

After finishing it, will you three work hard to the death?

Ye Ming thought that the last dinner before the execution would be too much to eat and taste like chewing wax, but when ten bright red family buckets from KFC were lined up on the table, Ye Ming was really shocked, so shocked that he forgot to laugh or cry. Taste!

Feng Yuxiang kept pushing at the side: "Eat it, eat it, there is not much to remove the flour and remove the bones, really not much!"

If Feng Yuxiang's purpose was to relieve his tension, Ye Ming thought, then he really did it, and now he can only cry and laugh.

Even if he knows that his stomach is full, it is his turn to feed others.

The layer of fried flour wrapped around the chicken was carefully and properly pried off, and the bones inside were pulled out, and the most tender chicken was delivered to his mouth. Feng Yuxiang looked like a child asking for credit , as long as Ye Ming opened his mouth and swallowed it, he would be done.

how so?Ye Ming was full of anxiety, didn't he just go to bed?Why do you still make it so provocative, pinching his child in your hand, how do you want to squeeze it, or let him have his temper?

Why add this kind of affectionate game to their transaction again?

Because he remembered the deal, Ye Ming involuntarily raised his head and glanced around the three of them, then lowered his gaze.

In any case, he didn't have the right to refuse. Since the old men who are qualified to decide how to play want to play this way, he can only continue to play according to their script.

Figured this out, Ye Ming no longer resisted Feng Yuxiang's feeding, and ate happily bite by bite. In the end, the chicken in Feng Yuxiang's hand was far from being digestible by Ye Ming. Seeing that there was a break here , Lin Lei and the two of them didn't know if they were interested, or they just wanted to see the needles in the fun. In short, Feng Yuxiang's fingertips were empty, and Lei Zhen and Lin Zhanfei lifted the food from their hands.

Ye Ming never refuses anyone who comes, anyway, he just opens his mouth and swallows whatever comes to his mouth. Occasionally, he opens his mouth wide and even puts the other person's fingers in his mouth. In line with the principle of not wasting food and being punished by God, Ye Ming will still eat it. Take advantage of the opportunity to lick off the minced meat and oil stars on the opponent's fingers.

The atmosphere on the table was strange and inexplicable for a moment. On one side, Ye Ming chewed continuously, while on the other side, the three of them gasped heavily, suppressed but becoming more and more uncontrollable.

Just eating and eating, Ye Ming gradually felt that something was wrong. Ten family buckets, Ye Ming knew that the three of them were nothing more than three half-year-old children in their early twenties, and it was normal to be able to eat them. What's the matter with those piles of fried flour piled up in hills?

Ye Ming felt that he had a stomachache, and there were fewer and fewer things in the paper tube. Ye Ming touched his stomach under the table, it seemed very round...

Should have declined, he was full.

But when he saw the hotter eyes of the three, Ye Ming was frustrated and depressed. Hesitating, he suddenly had a flash of light in his heart. With the sound of being full, Ye Ming smacked his lips and chewed together with KFC's fresh and tender chicken Chew it and swallow it all.

Until, Ye Ming felt that the last bite of chicken was swallowed and directly reached the little tongue in his throat, Ye Ming shook his head unsteadily, "You are full, don't..."

Before he finished speaking, Ye Ming folded his stomach while clutching his hands.

When sweat was pouring out layer upon layer on his forehead, Ye Ming could still take the time to finally think about whether this is a bitter plan...

When Ye Ming woke up again, he was awakened by the quarrel outside the door——

"Feng Shao, do you have common sense?"

"Feng Yuxiang, you fucking did it on purpose today, show us and not eat..."

"M's, you want to keep a private house, right? I'm just leaving the word today, there's no way!"

.. ......

Ye Ming curled up in the dark and hid himself in the quilt. The voices outside the door kept rushing through the door, drifting into the quilt and hitting his ears. It took him a long time to identify their respective masters. The same anger is soaring, the same no one retreats, no wind Yuxiang.

Ye Ming didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

A little lucky, but also a little regretful.

Fortunately, I really escaped half the night. What I regret is that I will suffer this sooner or later when I stretch my head and shrink my head. Why extend the fear of hanging the blade?

He is a 35-year-old man, he can't figure out whether he looks better than others or what is better than others, and somehow he becomes the object of the three favored men eagerly dragging him into bed.

In the ten years since he divorced his ex-wife, Ye Ming could even count the number of times he masturbated. With his head, he couldn't think of this kind of days when three people shared four people together. How could it be on his own head?

Promiscuity, interbreeding?Things even animals can't do...

Ye Ming even felt a little bit resentful, what did he do with so much foreplay yesterday, like the first time they just pulled him into bed and forced his bow, wouldn't that be the end of it?Why...why do these gimmicks...why, let him soften his heart, or want him to take the initiative?

The kind of hope that there may be a ten-thousandth of a choice will only make him desperately want to expand the ten-thousandth to the whole...

While thinking wildly, the door was opened from the outside, and the noise instantly intensified by tens of decibels, and was blocked out of the door in an instant.

The edge of the bed sank, and someone came to sit beside him.

Ye Ming was still hesitating whether to take the initiative to come out, but the people next to him had already made a choice for him.

There was only one wall lamp lit in the room, and under the dim light was the outline of a vague face.

"Why don't you tell me you're full?"

"You said...cough..." Opening his mouth, he realized that his voice was unbearably hoarse, and the airflow gushing out of his throat hurt, Ye Ming calmed down, took a breath and continued slowly, "You said that I am not qualified... "

With a soft voice, Ye Ming regretted it as soon as he uttered it, the tone of this voice, no matter how you listen to it, it sounds like a grievance and complaint, right? !

Although at the time when he was forced to open his mouth to swallow the chicken on impulse, Ye Ming really thought about following Feng Yuxiang's words and smashing the jar, and seeing if any of you can do it if you have a stomachache, but now Ye Ming is Some regretted it, if Feng Yuxiang and the others really went on like that, what would be the difference except that they hurt themselves to death?

He was originally a plaything in Feng Yuxiang's hands, so what right did he have to use his comfort as a bargaining chip?

"I really... have convinced you! You are so lacking in heart!" Feng Yuxiang ruthlessly shook Ye Ming's head, "Forget it, go to sleep..."

Seeing that Ye Ming was still about to speak, Feng Yuxiang reached out his hand to cover his mouth, "It's too late, I must have hurt my throat when I induced vomiting, and the sound of your broken gong is disgusting to wake up!... Forget it, sleep well , for a while, I will tell them two to go back..."

"No way!" As soon as Feng Yuxiang said that, the door was kicked open from the outside, the strong light in the corridor broke in in all directions, and Lei Zhen strode in with sharp edges and corners, followed by Lin Zhanfei!

Ye Ming flinched subconsciously, the urgency of a determined heroic colleague is never the same thing!

"Leave it for you to eat all by yourself? No way, I'll just stay here. When will he get better? When will I fuck him? Feng Yuxiang, if you stop me again, we brothers won't do it, just For such an old man, you fucked me again and again, huh? I'll tell you, this old thing, I'm fucked!"

Lin Zhanfei was in a very bad mood, very, very!

He has never met someone who can't get what he wants in his life. The first example is Ye Ming, who was forced to retreat by Feng Yuxiang with a gun!It was Ye Ming who misfired again, stomach cramps from eating too much!

What the fuck is this called!

What's even more depressing is that when Ye Ming curled up under the table last night, he was really frightened. For a moment, he thought that the old man was going to die, so he directly flipped the table.

Lei Zhen crossed his arms and stared coldly at how Feng Yuxiang would settle Lin Zhanfei.

If Lin Zhanfei's key is settled, he can still charge. If it is not settled, he must share the benefits.

Ye Ming flattened himself, lay down on the bed, and softly snatched Feng Yuxiang's right to speak, "Stop arguing, worry! You can do whatever you want, just come, but I don't have the strength to cooperate now, so, How convenient and comfortable, you can have fun by looking at it yourself, it's just that young master Feng Yuxiang, you also... I want to ask you, what do you say? Play, how to accompany, I will cooperate, what do you want, how long do you have to play, to be satisfied, to...be able to let Xiaojun and the three of them go?"