Ye Ming's Five-Split Life

It's not that Ye Ming really wants to develop into a housewife. It's just that his eyes are glued to that size when he sits there every day, not to mention how stiff his body is. For Ye Ming who has lived through hard times , Life lies in movement is definitely not as light as a slogan.

With Luo Zongyu's words, when Ye Ming opened the locker doors one by one, he noticed the difference after a little attention.

Although the former housekeeping aunt was very dedicated, there is still a big difference between the handles that can be wiped with a towel and the handles that need to be opened every day to take out clothes. Ye Ming screened them one by one, and he found twelve doors In the closet, only the last two are what Luo Zongyu will wear.

The entire ten cabinets are all stale... The corners of Ye Ming's mouth began to twitch.

But if you draw back, you have to do what should be done.Luo Zongyu's clothes are basically two brands of Gucci and Givenchy. The drawers under the cabinet are filled with all kinds of belts, tie clips, cuffs, and even lighters, wallets and other things that dazzled Ye Ming.

When it comes to tidying up, it’s actually not Ye Ming’s turn to intervene. Luo Zongyu’s assistant takes care of the valuable clothes, and they are not at home for laundry and maintenance. With the addition of Ye Ming’s intermediate step, the difference is that the previous assistants will directly enter the room, while This time, I waited at the door for Ye Ming to hand it over...

Ye Ming was wronged for a minute. Could it be that his value is about equal to a conveyor belt?

But at that time, the grievance was quickly forgotten by Ye Ming, and it was time to go shopping.

Twisting the unlimited gold card to swipe vegetables for three yuan a catty, um...Ye Ming stared at the sky and ignored all the curious sights around him.Should I discuss with Luo Zongyu about the occasion between cash and gold card?

Garlic lettuce, Mushu persimmons, braised pork ribs, crucian carp fried in vinegar, Ye Ming walked around the fresh vegetable section of Dafuyuan and already prepared four dishes, but soup...just soup...

It's nerve-wracking!

Ye Ming is forced to be good at cooking, but in a place like the orphanage where practicality is paramount, cooking soup is obviously unrealistic. Let alone how to match spring, summer, autumn and winter, he even cooks I can't understand...

Unexpectedly, he heard the staff in the store yelling about promotions on the horn. Ye Ming followed the crowd, laughed when he saw it, squeezed up and picked two, well, finally they all work together!

When the finale soup was served at dinner, it really looked very long.

It's not uncommon to see through the end, but what's the matter with the faint sour smell floating in the umami?

"Did you put vinegar?" Luo Zongyu became a little interested. Of course, if vinegar is added to the soup, it will be quite fresh. I haven't seen it before!

Ye Ming smiled and shook his head, "Try it."

Ye Ming's expression of asking for credit completely aroused Luo Zongyu's interest, he picked up a spoon and scooped it up with great interest, Luo Zongyu made a gesture of tasting red wine, which amused Ye Ming.

But after a few sips on the tip of his tongue, Luo Zongyu still couldn't taste what it was.

"Cucumber!" Ye Ming announced the answer with a smile! "Old Cucumber Seed!"

When Luo Zongyu heard the answer, his face instantly sank, and Ye Ming was stunned.He remembered the eccentricities about the obsession with eating that Luo Zongyu had said, and Luo Zongyu had planned to train him, so this is...

"Sit down!" Luo Zongyu patted the seat beside him with a straight face.

Ye Ming's half of his buttocks on the opposite chair quickly lifted up and rubbed against Luo Zongyu.

"You...you don't like it..."

Luo Zongyu rapped on the table with his fingers, and remained silent with a sullen face.Ye Ming became more cautious.

"I'll change it next time!" Ye Ming began to correct the mistake, isn't it too late?

Stretching out his hand, he quickly removed the hot soup bowl, anyway, there is still food there, and one cannot die without drinking the soup...

Ye Ming was in a hurry to destroy the evidence, but Luo Zongyu's actions made him freeze.

"you……"

"Forget it, it's obviously made with hard work, how can you not give face!" These words are quite heartwarming, but with Luo Zongyu's Huanglian-like expression, Ye Ming dares to let him continue to drink.

Reaching out to grab it and fearing that the bowl will be overturned, I am in a dilemma-ah!

Ye Ming screamed and was dragged down by Luo Zongyu's arm, his bulging cheeks were pushed down by his rosy and bright lips.

Ye Ming opened his eyes wide, "Uh...uh—"

But the voice was blocked, and the indistinguishable liquid poured in from the corner of his mouth, until Luo Zongyu's cheeks returned to normal curvature, but it was Ye Ming's turn to puff his mouth like a squirrel.

"Ha!" Luo Zongyu slapped the table and laughed, "Swallow it quickly, Mingming, the soup with my saliva, is it fresher?"

This meal was wonderful. Luo Zongyu didn't know what medicine he took wrongly. The meal was cheated, coerced, coerced, and lured out of the cage. Almost every mouthful of the meal had to be lured into Ye Ming's stomach with some additives. In the end, Ye Ming was blocked until Xueguai, and Luo Zongyu's mouth stuck to it, and he continued obediently. When Luo Zongyu wanted to withdraw, he turned to the customer, and fed back the things that had already been wrapped around his mouth. Let the two enjoy the fun of eating without taste.

It's hard to eat a meal, and the dishes are clean, but the mess on the table is horrible.

The two of you looked at each other, holding your stomach together and laughing wildly.

Ye Ming was still somewhat restrained, slowing down the most intense laughing period, suppressing the corners of his mouth, shaking Luo Zongyu's shirt sleeves to warn, stop laughing, beware of intestinal spasms!

With a serious appearance, Luo Zongyu tried his best to calm his breathing, and finally stopped being so exaggerated, but his eyes were shining brightly.

This look is almost like saying, I don't laugh anymore, you come to me again soon--sex, fun is very good!

Ye Ming shrunk his neck and began to clean up the mess in a regular manner.

Luo Zongyu provoked the tricks again, and Ye Ming opened his eyes as if he was blind. After such a one-man show, Luo Zongyu finally entered the study in a state of disenchantment.

Not long after, Ye Ming, who finished cleaning the kitchen, followed him in, put a glass of milk with white eyes in a place not in the way of Luo Zongyu's hand, and then sat in the corner to rummage through his collection.

Luo Zongyu's work at hand came to an end, and the milk on the table was already at the right temperature. He glanced at it and frowned. Ye Ming didn't know what habit, he never changed after repeated admonitions. He always liked to bring him a glass of milk when he came in. Don't you know that working men Prefer coffee?However, dissatisfaction was dissatisfaction, Luo Zongyu still picked up the cup and drank it.

Ye Ming had already taken off the apron he brought when cooking, and changed back to the obsolete sportswear. Luo Zongyu stared at him for a while, "Why don't you buy a new one?"

"Ah?" Ye Ming raised his head from the pile of newspapers with a confused expression.

"Clothes, wear them at home!" Having said that, Luo Zongyu finally remembered that something was wrong these few days, unless he wore an apron when cooking, and changed into a nightgown when he went to bed at night, Ye Ming always wore clothes for the rest of the time. His big sportswear that he thought of on the day and told him to make do with it.

"You can just wear it, this one is very comfortable!" Ye Ming opened his hands and stretched out his arms to show Luo Zongyu his taste in comfort, "It's one size bigger than me, it's breathable and not restrictive, very comfortable It fits so well!"

"Then there should be something to change, what should you do if you are... dirty?" Luo Zongyu's eyes darkened, and he was so lustful, "Going to wash naked?"

Ye Ming wanted to say, how is it possible, but suddenly remembered Luo Zongyu's mischief all night, his eyes darkened with him, and he softened his voice and said sweetly, "Yes, your washing machine is really good, it can wash and dry, and you don't need to wash it. If you wait too long, you can wear it directly after taking a shower!"

The washing machine is in the laundry room next to the kitchen on the first floor, and all Ye Ming's washing things are put together with his in the bathroom of the master bedroom on the second floor...

There seems to be a white and fresh body dangling in front of my eyes, and I came out of the laundry room step by step... went up the stairs, entered the bedroom, then came out again, went down the stairs, and entered the laundry room...or a leisurely man can whistle during this period ...

Oh--

"Ye Mingming, go shopping for clothes tomorrow, no, I won't go to the company tomorrow, I'll go with you, don't talk, you don't have a place to refute! You must buy it, and you are not allowed to walk around naked at home! I will never allow it! If you want to shake it, you can only shake it in front of my eyes! - Don't shake your head!"

Luo Zongyu rushed out from behind the desk and rushed to Ye Ming, "Mingming, I think I need to explain to you that your husband and I make money for your use. If you save it like this, I still have the motivation to make money." Yet?"

Ye Ming burst into laughter, "According to your point of view, should I order a private jet to stimulate your... er, motivation?"

"Do you like this? Then we still order Airbus... But I think Bombardier's Challenger 850 is also good. It's very convenient inside and has everything you need, like bedroom, study, bathroom, kitchen, reception room, audio-visual projection room..." Luo Zongyu He snapped his fingers like he was counting the treasures, so he just dragged the petrified Ye Ming to the back of the desk, closed the document, opened the Internet engine, clicked on the picture to search challenger850, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and a large full-body photo of the silver-white fuselage filled the entire screen .

Ye Ming took a deep breath and sank to his dantian, "Luo Zongyu!"