Pick up a cultural relic as a daughter-in-law

There are three uncles sitting in the living room.

One has a dark face, like Bao Gong, using himself as an air conditioner, and keeps turning on the air-conditioning; the other has a cold face, rolling his eyes like a shofar wind, and the other has a colorful face, with black eye sockets and green eyeballs , the cheeks are blue, the bridge of the nose is purple, and the hair on the head is yellow...

Chen Wenzhao calculated that none of the three of them could take medicine, so he took the medicine box and cleaned Johny's wound.

"I'm coming!" Someone stopped me.

Chen Wenzhao gave Xiaorui a white look, ignored him, and said in his heart, good guy, if this thing is given to you, it won't be a murder weapon.

Xiao Yi snorted, and said: "Yes!" Regardless of Johny's yelling, he pulled out a bag of potato chips from the shopping bag and ran into the house.

The foreign friend yelled at the top of his voice, and the answer was the sound of closing the door. The foreign friend gave Chen Wenzhao a pitiful look, and then uttered a bird's language.

"What did he say?" Xiao Rui gave Chen Wenzhao a cold look.

Chen Wenzhao opened his mouth, wondering if he should tell him that this foreigner also wants to stay here...

As a traditional Chinese, it is generally incomprehensible for foreigners to open up. Chen Wenzhao now has a headache when he sees this kid wandering around wearing a pair of underwear, especially when he looks like a stinky guy. With shameless virtues, and being courteous to the cold-faced Xiao Yi every day, Chen Wenzhao had the urge to kick these two playboys out.

Chen Wenzhao was not procrastinating, he knew that Xiaoyi's bad business would have been resolved long ago, so he didn't care about Xiaorui's gloomy face, he pulled Johny into a long talk all night, and when he finally came out, Chen Wenzhao announced, Lu Yan's family will come over tomorrow, and we will have a meal together.

The dinner party was again the usual mutton boil, Lu Yan brought a bottle of red wine, and the group had a lively meal.

"This wine is good wine!" Lu Yan blinked at Chen Wenzhao, and whispered in Chen Wenzhao's ear: "Johny has been here for a few months, I think he is sincere to our Xiaoyi. It was a conspiracy in his family and had nothing to do with him."

Chen Wenzhao nodded. He had figured out everything about these two people when he had a long talk with Johny that night. Xiao Yi was just a child, and he was still angry that Johny didn't explain clearly to him at that time. .

So... Although Lu Yan's method is a bit dirty, he will follow along as an accomplice, and it will only be like this once in a lifetime anyway...

After a meal, Lu Yan took his little Bai'er and went back home. Chen Wenzhao asked Xiao Rui to help pack up, and carefully put away the half bottle of red wine he drank.When passing by the living room, Xiao Yi was lying on the sofa suffering from drinking too much, Chen Wenzhao winked at Johny, and the big man immediately went to help Xiao Yi back to the room.

"Don't fucking touch me, who knows you, get out of the way—" Xiao Yi thumped like a chicken, and Johny kept whispering birdsong in his ear.

"Speak human!" Xiao Yi got anxious, and slapped Johny's face with his paw: "The most annoying thing is you guys who talk nicely, you are more ruthless than anyone else when you are not a fucking human being! I was kicked out by the landlord back then." Where the hell did you go when you came out to beg for food in Chinatown!"

"I'm sorry, Yi..." The big man was forced to speak unfamiliar Chinese, acting like a big dog with grievances. Seeing Xiao Yiqi's face flushed, he stretched out his hand along his back meanly, He said smoothly: "I was locked up by my mother, and I am also working hard for our future..."

"Fuck in the future! I can't pass on the family line to your family!" Xiao Yi slapped his paw again, Chen Wenzhao looked at it and was in pain for Johny, but the big man seemed to be okay, and he grabbed Xiao Yi's paw and kissed , coaxing: "Why don't we try, maybe we can have a baby?"

"Get out—" Xiao Yi kicked out, causing Huang Mao'er to grab hold of his ankle, and he was tired of lying on his body: "Yi, I really love you..."

"roll……"

"I love you..."

"Please! Get out! Brother Wu... get out!"

"Yi..."

"Hold!"

"What the fuck?"

Seeing the two of them rolled together on the sofa, Chen Wenzhao suddenly felt guilty, turned around and found Xiao Yi standing behind him with a stern face, and hurriedly pulled them back into the room.

What happened after this is almost inappropriate for young people, Lu Yan said, the wine is "strong" wine, and they took turns to fill half a bottle of Xiao Yi...

"I'm taking a shower first!" Chen Wenzhao couldn't stand the smell of alcohol, so he went into the bathroom as soon as he entered the room, but just after he had flushed, Xiao Rui followed him in.

"Hot." Xiao Rui just said, standing next to Chen Wenzhao to flush the water.

Both of them were old men, and Chen Wenzhao didn't care much about Xiao Rui, so he let him rub the water with him, but in the end, the bastard rubbed himself on him.

"Where are you going?"

"..."

"I won't do it today, I will work early tomorrow!"

"..."

"Did you hear me, don't touch it randomly, where are you touching your hands... ah!"

Shouting, the voice changed. Chen Wenzhao was covered in scum, and Xiao Rui was also covered in scum. Chen Wenzhao put his hands on the edge of the pool, and Xiao Rui also pressed on the edge of the pool. Chen Wenzhao put his knees against the wall and pressed his hands. Holding the mirror, Xiaorui also held the mirror with his hand, and slowly attached Chen Wenzhao's hand. He breathed on the mirror, and after a while, the water column left along the mirror, and the outline could be seen clearly.

Chen Wenzhao closed his eyes, who is that red soft-legged shrimp in the mirror!

"Open your eyes, be good." Xiao Rui exhaled into his ear, and Chen Wenzhao frowned: "Small, little brat... Did you call me good... um... ah!" He was tricked by that bastard As soon as he opened his mouth, Chen Wenzhao was startled by his own voice.

"Open your eyes..." Xiao Rui grabbed something, and Chen Wenzhao had to open his eyes.As a result, the scene in the mirror made him fit closer to Xiao Rui's palm somewhere.

"Let go..." Chen Wenzhao panted, the way his tongue was protruding from his red lips made him confused. Who is this person? Desire is vividly reflected in this kid's face, eyes, and masculine expression, as well as the tense muscles on his body.

Then, Chen Wenzhao couldn't hold back, and the mushroom burst into water.

"Go to bed, I'm afraid of the water..." He shouted weakly, and let Xiaorui be hugged by the princess, and the two of them fell on the bed wetly.

"You wash the sheets tomorrow." Chen Wenzhao complained, his mouth was gagged, and then his body was penetrated.The bed started to creak strangely.As if afraid of the bed falling apart, Chen Wenzhao reached out and hugged Xiao Rui.

"I'm old and have kidney deficiency. You're almost done." Xiao Rui ejaculated twice, and Chen Wenzhao couldn't hold it anymore.

Xiao Rui reached out and touched Chen Wenzhao's thigh, and came to a conclusion: "I don't think so, you are quite tight."

Chen Wenzhao thought he was talking about the skin at first, but when he realized what the kid was talking about, Xiao Rui rushed in for the third time.

Chen Wenzhao yelled straight away, feeling that he would be exhausted tonight.

Chen Wenzhao liked the feeling of the two of them cuddling together to sleep after finishing the work, it was warm and secure, but this time, he couldn't get up even thinking about it, and his whole body hurt when he turned over.

Little Ruite thoughtfully fed him the porridge, but Chen Wenzhao had no good looks on his face.

This goes back to earlier, when he was still sleeping to death in Xiao Rui's arms, someone knocked on the door.

"Brother Zhao, what, I'm moving out today!" Xiao Yi said, followed by a string of birdsong.

"You don't need to come out to see me off. I know you won't get up, so you don't need to answer me. You shouted so loudly yesterday, your voice must be hoarse...cough cough..."

Chen Wenzhao was about to explode immediately, and Xiao Rui hugged him just in time, and comforted him: "Yesterday, their voices were quite loud, but you were too involved to hear them."

Inside and outside the house, everything suddenly stopped.

After a while, Xiao Yi coughed twice, and said uncomfortably, "I'm leaving, I have time to eat." Then I heard the sound of people walking away.

"Sorry, I couldn't hold back yesterday." Little Ruite kissed Chen Wenzhao embarrassingly.

If you really feel embarrassed, little bastard, my surname is not Chen!

Chen Wenzhao snorted, his voice was hoarse, and his face sank.Xiaorui continued to get tired of him, and he didn't hate skin-to-skin contact at all. Chen Wenzhao secretly sighed, he is also a person whose scars healed and he forgot the pain. Eat it one bite at a time, saving you from choking."

"Wen Zhao, you're not old at all, you're so... seductive." Xiao Rui stretched out his hand to touch Chen Wenzhao, and said in a low voice.

Chen Wenzhao blushed, and kicked him off the bed. Wrapped in the quilt, he closed his eyes, bared his teeth and said, "Get out, don't hinder my sleep! Hiss..."

Xiaorui looked at Chen Wenzhao aggrievedly, and went out naked, and kicked something under his feet, and there was a rattling sound. Well, there was still half a bottle left, why...

"Did you find this and drink it while I was taking a shower last night?"

Xiao Rui looked confused, and nodded: "I'm a little thirsty."

Chen Wenzhao's face froze, and he lay back on the bed.I finally understood a word, don't do to others what you don't want yourself to do to yourself.