Pick up a cultural relic as a daughter-in-law

"Xiao Chen, are you lacking in energy? You just came back from a long vacation, why is there no effect?"

After being knocked on the table by a colleague, Chen Wenzhao suddenly woke up from a nap, smiled awkwardly, and continued to study the ancient coin in his hand.

He is really sleepy.

Xiao Rui watched the DVD all night last night, Chen Wenzhao watched it with him at 11 o'clock and couldn't stand it anymore.This can't be blamed on him. Since returning from Changbai Mountain, Xiaorui didn't know which muscle was wrong, and became obsessed with watching movies. At first, Chen Wenzhao still had the heart to accompany him to watch movies. After a long period of fatigue, After the war, Chen Wenzhao finally couldn't stand it anymore, and later he simply hugged the quilt and used the sofa as a temporary bed.

It's okay to fall asleep after seeing half of it, but Xiao Rui couldn't help asking questions while watching a movie.

"Jack is willing to die for Rose because he fell in love with her?"

"Why does this woman follow this man secretly? Secret love? What is secret love?"

"Why is this Brienne angry? Jealous? Is he jealous because he fell in love with Scarlett..."

"But why is love always between a man and a woman? Can't two men have love? What about humans and beasts?"

"Xiao Rui, are you about to take the college entrance examination? Don't you need to review?" Chen Wenzhao was forced to ask the end, and had no choice but to support his head with his hands and sighed deeply.

"Hey! Xiao Chen, your phone is ringing!"

"Ah?" Chen Wenzhao was confused again, and asked his colleague to push it, only to find that the phone was vibrating in his pocket: "Hello? Ah, it's Teacher Tian, ​​why... okay, I'll go there after get off work."

Xiaorui has been in school for so long, and it is the first time to be invited by parents. Chen Wenzhao is sitting in the office, next to the training of Teacher Tian, ​​and can only nod his head.

"Your Chen Rui has a good brain, but he is not focused on his studies. He is about to take the college entrance examination, so he can't sleep all day long! Also, he is too partial to subjects, and his English and Chinese are too far apart. If this goes on like this, I won’t be able to pass the college entrance examination!”

"Teacher, don't worry. I'll go back and educate him well."

"It's okay for me to bother, the key is that your Chen Rui has to cooperate..."

After listening to Xiaorui and his head teacher talking about it for two hours, Lu Yan made a phone call to Chen Wenzhao before he was rescued, saying that it was Xiaoyi's suggestion to go to Chen Wenzhao's house for a drink.

"Okay," Chen Wenzhao came out of the school, parked the car at the school gate and waited for Xiaorui, and called Lu Yan at the same time: "Bring the wine, let's cook the pot, cooking is troublesome." Chen Wenzhao kept it in his heart I don't feel at ease about Xiao Yi's matter, so I can figure it out after eating this time. As I said this, I saw a student coming out of school: "That's it, I'm hanging up, Xiao Rui is coming out of school soon."

Saying so, Xiao Rui really came out of the school gate, walking alone, saw Chen Wenzhao's car at a glance, came straight towards him, opened the door, and sat in the passenger seat.

"Xiaorui, today your homeroom teacher talked to me about your exam. She suggested that you take the physical education exam. The grade requirements are a little lower." Chen Wenzhao straightened the rearview mirror and started the engine.

"I don't care." Xiao Rui yawned, leaned back on the seat, and closed his eyes: "I borrowed a few more disks today..."

"Xiao Rui, that... just forget it today! Lu Yan and Xiao Yi will come over tonight, and your English and Chinese scores are still far behind even in the physical examination institute. I think your plan to watch movies will be suspended for the time being." A paragraph."

"But I still don't understand..." Xiao Rui was not very happy, but he was probably too sleepy, and fell asleep before he finished speaking, which made Chen Wenzhao dumbfounded.

The dinner at night was quite lively.Lu Yan is a man who can make a lot of money, he fights for wine and punches, and the four of them are eating together so that he can get the movement of more than a dozen people.

"This cup... just to celebrate our Xiaoyi's return to being single, come! Take one!"

Chen Wenzhao raised his glass in response to Lu Yan's call, and touched Xiao Yi's: "What's the matter, really broke?"

Clang——

Xiao Yi bumped him hard: "What real uncle and fake aunt! Let me tell you the truth, this time when I return to China, I have no plan to go back at all! Well, in order not to let my pure London accent in Canada these few years It’s useless, I’ll be responsible for tutoring Chen Rui’s high school English, how about it?” Xiao Yi frowned slightly when he said this: “But brother Zhao, I really didn’t know that my sister-in-law is so young...for so many years No see, your taste has changed, do you like to eat such tender ones?"

"Come on, idiot, take care of your own affairs first and then worry about your brother Zhao!" Lu Yan glanced at Chen Wenzhao, helped him out with a haha, and clinked glasses with Xiao Yi: "Hurry up, get it done! "

Xiao Yi frowned, and downed a glass of white wine. This kid was famous for pouring down a glass when he was in school. At this moment, he was already slightly drunk, and he was watching Chen Wenzhao talking nonsense with a smile.

"Brother Zhao, I'm a lovelorn now, and my wounded heart needs to be watered and comforted. Can you stop exposing my scars here? How about it? I'm talking about tutoring? I don't want your tuition money, just take care of the food." That's fine. To be honest, I didn't expect it to be so difficult to find a job in China. The old man and I have already collapsed, and it is impossible to ask him for money again..."

"Okay, okay, you boy, you just don't do anything, you come to my place every day for a meal, can I drive you away?" Chen Wenzhao pushed Xiaoyi's forehead, smiled, and turned his head to meet Xiaorui Not very happy expression.

"Although Xiaoyi's English level is half-toned, but teaching you to pass is still enough. Xiaorui, you can just let it go." Lu Yan smiled and persuaded Xiaorui. After speaking, he stretched out his hand to grab Xiaorui's arm, and moved closer He whispered: "Xiao Rui, you should be domineering, you should be domineering, and when you should be bold, you can't be too stingy—this is the love of a man, understand?"

Xiao Rui snorted, took an empty glass, filled himself with white wine, raised his hand at Xiao Yi, and swallowed it all down.Xiao Yi was stunned for a moment, Lu Yan burst out laughing, stretched out his hand and hooked Xiao Rui's neck, and kept booing: "You are good, my sister-in-law is good, you are really temperamental! Hahahaha..."

"Lu Yan!" Chen Wenzhao frowned, got up and snatched the cup from Xiao Rui's hand: "Stay away from him, Xiao Rui, don't just learn from him!"

"It's hard to drink." Xiao Rui pursed her lips, "Anyway, I won't get drunk."

"You brat, you are so arrogant!" Chen Wenzhao was about to say something when Xiao Yi pulled him away and leaned in front of Xiao Rui: "Do you dare to fight with me? Brat, let's bet tonight, Whoever wins the fight will sleep with Brother Zhao!"

"Xiao Yi, why are you messing around! Wait, wait...Are you going to stay tonight?" Chen Wenzhao blinked, at this moment, Xiao Rui had already stood up, and they were fighting for a drink with Xiao Yi , You have a cup, I have a cup, and pour it down.

"I said you two, wait a minute..."

"Wen Zhao, come here, don't talk to those two little brats, I have something to tell you."

After being dragged to the balcony by Lu Yan, Chen Wenzhao turned his head and glanced at Xiao Rui worriedly.

"Wen Zhao, I want to discuss something with you. You went to Changbai Mountain for more than a week, and Xiao Yi has been with me. Now that you are back, why don't you let him come to you?" Lu Yan smiled: "Hey, You also know that I still have Bai'er, that...it's not very convenient. "

Chen Wenzhao frowned, and Lu Yan continued: "He and his family have collapsed a long time ago, and there is no way to go back now, and this kid doesn't have a job now, so we can't always let him stay in a hotel. You can make do with it for a few days, let him find a house... I know your house is not very convenient, I said I would give him money and let him stay in a hotel, but Xiao Yi, you also know that you have strong self-esteem, especially With me, I might as well open my mouth with you..."

"Okay, okay, I know, did I say I won't let you stay?" Chen Wenzhao interrupted Lu Yan, then turned his head and glanced at Xiaoyi: "Let's stay with me first, now that he has come back in such a dismal state, let him I don’t feel at ease renting a house by myself.”

"I'm leaving, Xiaoyi, I'll help you move tomorrow!" After drinking and eating, Lu Yan took his coat and patted Xiaoyi's face: "Wen Zhao, take good care of him, he's tall!" After speaking, he waved his hand, go out.

"Xiao Yi, go to sleep in the room, hurry!" Push Xiao Yi's shoulder, trying to make him get up from the table: "Xiao Rui, I'll help him go to the room first, and you help me tidy up."

Xiao Yi guarded an empty wine bottle, looked at Xiao Yi who was successfully poured down by him, frowned, and didn't speak for a long time.

"Xiao Rui?"

Chen Wenzhao tilted his head to look at him, and saw Xiao Rui standing up suddenly, grabbing Xiao Yi up, and with a snort, Xiao Yi was carried on his shoulders and walked towards the bedroom.

"Xiao Rui...slow down...ah!" Chen Wenzhao yelled anxiously. When Xiao Rui entered the door, Xiao Yi, who had woken up in a daze, began to struggle, and successfully knocked his forehead on the door frame, and passed out again. .

"Go to bed first, I'll go after I finish cleaning." When Xiaorui came back, Chen Wenzhao was cleaning the table, and seeing that he had no intention of entering the room, he raised his head and asked, "Why, you also react to alcohol? Do you need some vinegar to hangover?"

"Will I be able to throw him out if I pass the English?"

"Xiao Rui..."

"This is our home."

Chen Wenzhao was taken aback, put down the rag, walked up to Xiao Rui, and rubbed the boy's head with his hand to flatter him: "Sorry, Xiao Yi is my friend, I can't leave him alone." Xiao Rui didn't like him One set, obviously super upset, Chen Wenzhao suddenly realized something, and laughed: "You have watched so many romance movies recently, have you figured out what it means to be jealous?"

Xiao Rui frowned, and suddenly reached out to wrap his arms around Chen Wenzhao's waist. Chen Wenzhao was caught off guard, and suddenly sat on Xiao Rui's lap.

"Ah..." Chen Wenzhao was startled, Xiaorui hugged him, he couldn't stand up, turned his head, Xiaorui looked at him very seriously, as if he had been thinking for a long time, and said every word in a very special way Seriously: "I'm just jealous."

This kid... is too cute, right?

Chen Wenzhao burst out laughing, Xiao Rui was very annoyed by his laughing, with a serious expression on his face that I'm talking to you seriously.Chen Wenzhao put out his hand to pinch his wrinkled face in a funny way: "Not bad, not bad, I've learned to be jealous, as expected, movies are a good teacher, hehe, if only you worked so hard in English and Chinese..."

"I'll let him go if I pass." Xiao Rui hugged Chen Wenzhao, buried his nose in his neck, and smelled the familiar smell on his body fiercely.

"You work hard first and then talk... okay, stop making trouble, it's so itchy..." Chen Wenzhao rubbed Xiao Rui's hair with a smile, and suddenly his body felt cold, Xiao Rui reached into his clothes to touch him waist.

"Ah... take it away... your hand... it's so cold..." Chen Wenzhao's muscles tensed, and he couldn't help but straighten his waist, and then the boy touched his chest unceremoniously: "Hey... don't mess around..." Chen Wenzhao was a little flustered, because sitting on this kid's lap made him feel clearly that this bastard was hard.

"Stinky boy...Xiao Yi is still in the house..."

It’s okay if you don’t say this sentence, after saying this sentence, it’s like setting fire to a firecracker. The living room is just like him... Chen Wenzhao glanced at the window, the curtains are still fucking closed!

"I won to sleep with you tonight..." Xiao Rui muttered dissatisfiedly, nibbling Chen Wenzhao's chest lightly.

"Nonsense! Would I still sleep with someone else!" After speaking, Xiao Rui stopped moving, and Chen Wenzhao realized that he had said something seductive, and his face immediately burned, and he pushed Xiao Rui's face away. Whispered: "Bastard, enter the house first..."

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Chen Wenzhao was laid down on the bed by Xiao Rui, and the door slammed shut because of inertia.

"I'll help you tear down the tent and it's over. There are other people at home, so I can't do it with you." Chen Wenzhao pushed Xiao Rui, frowned, and reached out to grab the raised tent, Xiao Rui snorted dissatisfied With a sound, Chen Wenzhao raised his head and glared at him: "You boy, don't push me too hard, my waist still hurts because I went to Changbai Mountain..."

After saying this, he took a breath, Chen Wenzhao bent down and licked it: "This will make you comfortable."

Xiao Rui gasped, and suddenly reached out and grabbed Chen Wenzhao's arm. The latter didn't understand what was going on, so he was dragged and lay down, with his head resting on Xiao Rui's lap, and then his trousers were ripped off by the boy , and then watched as Xiao Rui also bent down...

"It's always played like this on TV." Xiao Rui said, and greeted Chen Wenzhao's half-stretched tent politely.

"Hmm..." Chen Wenzhao was shocked, this bastard...from which movie did he learn this, he must have watched pornography too!

"Hmm... can't you?" Xiao Rui stopped moving, and looked at Chen Wenzhao with a look of dissatisfaction.

"That kind of film, in the future... don't watch it!" Chen Wenzhao said in a low voice with a red face, closed his eyes as if resigned to his fate, and swallowed it.

After the intense exercise, Xiao Rui was quite obedient, and didn't force Chen Wenzhao to take a step closer, but just hugged him and kissed him.

"Go to sleep." Chen Wenzhao pushed Xiao Rui's face. The kid's eyes were bloodshot, and the word sleepy was written all over his face. Chen Wenzhao was a little lucky. Fortunately, the kid had overdrawn from watching movies recently, how about tonight Definitely gotta get fucked by him.

Xiao Rui hummed, retracted her arms, and almost completely wrapped Chen Wenzhao in her body, as if treating Chen Wenzhao like a large pillow.

"Where did you learn that... from? Which normal movie has that..." Chen Wenzhao closed his eyes, and in the end this problem still troubled him and he couldn't sleep.

"Huh?" Xiao Rui was already confused: "I don't remember... Anyway, it was either the CDs I bought or the ones Lu Yan gave me later..."

"Lu Yan?!"

"Well... I asked him why men and women are together in movies, and he gave me some of men and men..." After saying this, Xiao Rui fell asleep as if he couldn't hold on anymore.Chen Wenzhao was left alone, staring wide-eyed in the dark night.

Lu Yan!You are a fucking... bastard!