interspecies dating
Chapter 92
Now that Chong Sirui has come, Ling Qingchun acted like a host and invited Chong Sirui and Wen Haoxue to the restaurant for breakfast.
Ling Qingchun asked again with a smile: "What taboos do you have?"
"I'm not vegetarian." Chong Sirui replied, "Just give me meat."
Ling Qingchun looked at the table of porridge, side dishes, soy milk and deep-fried dough sticks that he had prepared, so he could only smile and said: "Then I'll make another plate of meat for you." Wen Haoxue said, "I'll do it."
Ling Qingchun said: "How can this be done?"
Chong Sirui was really at ease, and said bluntly: "A Xue can do it, I'm used to his cooking."
Wen Haoxue really felt annoyed and amused: "Okay, your uncle can just sit and wait to eat."
With that said, Wen Haoxue turned on the fire and boiled a plate of chicken in white water, and when it was cooked, he threw it in front of Chong Sirui without even adding salt.Chong Sirui just ate fiercely there, and at the same time praised Wen Haoxue for his extraordinary cooking skills.While watching, Ling Qingchun didn't know what to say.
Wen Haoxue was also sitting beside him drinking porridge, and asked, "Where are father, brother and sister?"
"Your father just left the house, and your younger brother and younger sister didn't come back." Ling Qingchun said with a worried look on his face, "Forget about your younger brother, and your younger sister... well, why didn't you say anything if you didn't go home for the night? No phone calls. It’s okay to call, she still turns off the phone when I call her.”
Wen Haoxue also felt that Wen Haoyue was out of shape, but she still smiled and comforted her: "It's nothing, she has grown up and knows how to measure herself. Maybe it's just a little playful."
Ling Qingchun also smiled, and said: "It's no fun talking about it. Tell me about you! Earl Chong, are you here to pick up Axue?"
Chong Sirui thought for a while, then asked Wen Haoxue: "Are you going back with me?"
It was difficult for Wen Haoxue to answer this question, so he smiled and said, "Stop talking about this, hurry up and go to work after eating."
"Oh." Chong Sirui was very obedient, picked up two pieces of chicken and swallowed them directly, "Is this fast enough?"
Wen Haoxue didn't expect that Chong Sirui's execution of "Hurry up and finish eating" was so strong, so he blew on the porridge and said, "I'm not as fast as you, why don't you help me start the car first."
"Yes." Chong Sirui said, "It's cold, let me help you warm up the car first."
After finishing speaking, Chong Sirui nodded to Ling Qingchun: "Thank you for your hospitality, Mrs. Wen." After speaking, he went to the garage.Wen Haoxue continued to bury her head in her breakfast.Ling Qingchun said with a smile: "I thought he was a popsicle, that is, his family is rich and nothing rare. Looking at it now, he actually still has a lot of heart for you."
Wen Haoxue's face was a little red, as if steamed by the heat of porridge: "You... don't you know him?"
Ling Qingchun said: "I've seen a lot of them, and he's actually pretty good like this. I can also see that he's not very interesting, but it's better than all those sloppy things out there, who don't treat people when they get married later. A man. I think you liked him a lot before? Why are you making trouble now?"
Wen Haoxue was also speechless.
Ling Qingchun laughed again: "If you make trouble, let's make trouble, young couples."
Wen Haoxue felt like sitting on pins and needles, quickly finished the porridge, said "The Earl is still waiting for me in the garage", and got up to leave.Ling Qingchun remembered Wen Qichu's plan for Wen Haoxue's "marriage property", but it was inappropriate for her to say anything more, so she could only add: "Besides, your life may not be better than before if you get divorced."
Wen Haoxue didn't think carefully about the meaning of Ling Qingchun's words, but hurried to the garage.
Chong Sirui was indeed waiting for him in the car, and turned on the heater.The two went to work together and were witnessed by colleagues again.They laughed and said, "Look, that divorced couple is sticking together again."
Zi Biaoer also thought it was out of order, seeing Chong Sirui returned to the office alone, Zi Biaoer couldn't help asking him: "What's the matter with you and Wen Haoxue? Are you really divorced?"
"What is true or false?" Chong Sirui replied, "There is no such thing as true or false when there is nothing at all!"
The wolf demon next to him laughed with the hyena and said, "Then you are messing around!"
Chong Sirui said: "No."
"How did you get a divorce?" asked the hyena.
Chong Sirui replied: "He said he would leave."
The hyena said, "Did he say why he left?"
Chong Sirui replied: "He said I don't love him."
Chong Sirui answered righteously, as if he was facing an interrogation, and all the demons burst into laughter when they heard the words: "You two are so funny."
Zi Biaoer said: "What are you laughing at! Human beings are like this, love and love are different from us beasts."
The hyena said, "Nonsense, it's all the same! We can love too!"
Chong Sirui wanted to ask for advice: "Then how do you love?"
The hyena replied: "Love is not spoken; love is made!"
This old dirty joke made the boring monsters laugh again, Chong Sirui was still puzzled: "How to do it?"
The hyena tapped the keyboard a few times, and then turned the screen to Chong Sirui, only to see the Baidu search results of "how to have sex" displayed on the screen.
Seeing the malicious smiles of his colleagues, Chong Sirui came back to his senses: "Ah, you guys are talking pornographically."
The demons laughed and said, "Yes!"
Chong Sirui shook his head and said, "It's really an insult to gentleness."
The hyena replied: "You are the one who took the inhibitor and got hurt."
Chong Sirui only felt that there really was a group of "beasts in clothes" in his office worthy of the name.
Everyone in the monster army is indeed more open.The atmosphere of everyone in the non-human department is naturally different, they are all well-dressed, gentle and polite.Wen Haoxue was writing a report in the cubicle, and after a while, he saw Tong Yun leading a boy wearing a cat ear hat into the door.Wen Haoxue took a closer look, and became worried: "Why is the little raccoon here? Did he commit a crime again?"
Wen Haoxue hurriedly stood up, walked up to Bai Yuli, saw that Bai Yuli's face was still covered with blood, and asked, "Are you fighting again?"
Bai Yuli lowered his head and said nothing.
Wen Haoxue looked up at Tong Yun: "What's wrong with him?"
Tong Yun sighed: "Just walked away for 10 minutes."
Leng Mixiang came out of the office and said with a stern face: "This time it's even more powerful, and you even attacked the young master of the Wu family?"
Wen Haoxue was startled, and said, "Wu Shun?"
Tong Yun said, "Yes, Bai Yuli almost blinded Wu Shun."
Bai Yuli curled his lips: "Almost." There was even a bit of regret in his tone.
Wen Haoxue started to have a headache again: "Do you know that you are on probation? You will go to jail if you commit another crime!"
Bai Yuli didn't admit his mistake this time: "It's really not my fault this time! That Wu Shun is a scumbag! I'm fucking killing harm for the people!"
Wen Haoxue thought to himself, of course I know he is a scum!
Bai Yuli was taken away by the police for inspection to see if there was any abnormality in the data on his body, whether there was any madness or alienation.Bai Yuli cooperated with the inspection very much, because he insisted that attacking Wushun was the correct choice he made in a sober state.
Leng Mixiang, Wen Haoxue and Tong Yu entered the office.Wen Haoxue had another headache, Leng Mixiang said: "Do you need me to call Earl Chong?"
"Don't..." Wen Haoxue sighed, "Tell me what's going on first, is that okay?"
Tong Tong replied: "I don't know what happened. When I got up this morning, Bai Yuli said that he was hungry and insisted on going to a restaurant far away to eat barbecue. I took him there. When he sat down, He said he wanted to eat marshmallows."
Wen Haoxue said, "Impossible? He doesn't like hot food or sweet food, how could he ask for that?" Wen Haoxue thought for a while, then sighed: "Could it be to torment you on purpose?"
Tong Tong replied: "I probably also felt that he did it on purpose, so I ignored it. He said he wanted to buy cotton candy by himself. I agreed."
Wen Haoxue said, "Aren't you afraid that he will run away?"
Tong Yun said, "He can't outrun me."
Wen Haoxue was speechless, and even felt that Tong Yan was really more suitable to be Bai Yuli's guardian than himself.
Tong Yan has been relying on his keen sense of touch to judge whether Bai Yuli has gone far.Suddenly, for a moment, Bai Yuli's breath drifted away very quickly.Tong Yu immediately left the barbecue restaurant and tracked it down.When Tong Yun chased him to a corner, he found that the white jade raccoon who had turned into a cat had attacked Wu Shun. Wu Shun's face had been scratched, and there were three bloodstains on his face, one of which cut the corner of his eye. Deviate a little and it will hurt your eyes.
Tong Yun immediately caught Bai Yuli, but he still sent Wushun for medical treatment first.Wu Shun was very surprised, saying that he thought it was an ordinary cat, and seeing how cute the cat was, he went to tease him, but unexpectedly he was attacked.
Bai Yuli finished the examination and came to confess.He admitted frankly that he was really bored with Tong Tong, and deliberately said that he wanted to eat barbecue and cotton candy, which he didn't like at all, just to get rid of Tong Tong.On the pretext of buying cotton candy, he turned into a cat and ran away.When running halfway, he met Wushun.
Although Wu Shun knew that Wen Haoxue's family had a cat, but the cat looked the same in his eyes, so he couldn't recognize that this was just Wen Haoxue's violent, swearing cat.So he teased the cat with treats like any cat he met on the road.Bai Yuli didn't know Wushun at first, and besides, Bai Yuli was hungry even without breakfast, so he co-operated in acting cute and begging for a snack.Wu Shun picked up Bai Yuli again, and stuffed Bai Yuli into the trunk of his car.Bai Yuli smelled a strong smell of blood in the back of the car, and he immediately became alert, looked around the trunk, and found blood, cat hair, and even a cat's claw that had been pulled out.
"You paralyze you!" Bai Yuli raged, "I can't catch your perverted grandma!"
Jumping up and pulling down with one paw, Wushun let out a scream.
Ling Qingchun asked again with a smile: "What taboos do you have?"
"I'm not vegetarian." Chong Sirui replied, "Just give me meat."
Ling Qingchun looked at the table of porridge, side dishes, soy milk and deep-fried dough sticks that he had prepared, so he could only smile and said: "Then I'll make another plate of meat for you." Wen Haoxue said, "I'll do it."
Ling Qingchun said: "How can this be done?"
Chong Sirui was really at ease, and said bluntly: "A Xue can do it, I'm used to his cooking."
Wen Haoxue really felt annoyed and amused: "Okay, your uncle can just sit and wait to eat."
With that said, Wen Haoxue turned on the fire and boiled a plate of chicken in white water, and when it was cooked, he threw it in front of Chong Sirui without even adding salt.Chong Sirui just ate fiercely there, and at the same time praised Wen Haoxue for his extraordinary cooking skills.While watching, Ling Qingchun didn't know what to say.
Wen Haoxue was also sitting beside him drinking porridge, and asked, "Where are father, brother and sister?"
"Your father just left the house, and your younger brother and younger sister didn't come back." Ling Qingchun said with a worried look on his face, "Forget about your younger brother, and your younger sister... well, why didn't you say anything if you didn't go home for the night? No phone calls. It’s okay to call, she still turns off the phone when I call her.”
Wen Haoxue also felt that Wen Haoyue was out of shape, but she still smiled and comforted her: "It's nothing, she has grown up and knows how to measure herself. Maybe it's just a little playful."
Ling Qingchun also smiled, and said: "It's no fun talking about it. Tell me about you! Earl Chong, are you here to pick up Axue?"
Chong Sirui thought for a while, then asked Wen Haoxue: "Are you going back with me?"
It was difficult for Wen Haoxue to answer this question, so he smiled and said, "Stop talking about this, hurry up and go to work after eating."
"Oh." Chong Sirui was very obedient, picked up two pieces of chicken and swallowed them directly, "Is this fast enough?"
Wen Haoxue didn't expect that Chong Sirui's execution of "Hurry up and finish eating" was so strong, so he blew on the porridge and said, "I'm not as fast as you, why don't you help me start the car first."
"Yes." Chong Sirui said, "It's cold, let me help you warm up the car first."
After finishing speaking, Chong Sirui nodded to Ling Qingchun: "Thank you for your hospitality, Mrs. Wen." After speaking, he went to the garage.Wen Haoxue continued to bury her head in her breakfast.Ling Qingchun said with a smile: "I thought he was a popsicle, that is, his family is rich and nothing rare. Looking at it now, he actually still has a lot of heart for you."
Wen Haoxue's face was a little red, as if steamed by the heat of porridge: "You... don't you know him?"
Ling Qingchun said: "I've seen a lot of them, and he's actually pretty good like this. I can also see that he's not very interesting, but it's better than all those sloppy things out there, who don't treat people when they get married later. A man. I think you liked him a lot before? Why are you making trouble now?"
Wen Haoxue was also speechless.
Ling Qingchun laughed again: "If you make trouble, let's make trouble, young couples."
Wen Haoxue felt like sitting on pins and needles, quickly finished the porridge, said "The Earl is still waiting for me in the garage", and got up to leave.Ling Qingchun remembered Wen Qichu's plan for Wen Haoxue's "marriage property", but it was inappropriate for her to say anything more, so she could only add: "Besides, your life may not be better than before if you get divorced."
Wen Haoxue didn't think carefully about the meaning of Ling Qingchun's words, but hurried to the garage.
Chong Sirui was indeed waiting for him in the car, and turned on the heater.The two went to work together and were witnessed by colleagues again.They laughed and said, "Look, that divorced couple is sticking together again."
Zi Biaoer also thought it was out of order, seeing Chong Sirui returned to the office alone, Zi Biaoer couldn't help asking him: "What's the matter with you and Wen Haoxue? Are you really divorced?"
"What is true or false?" Chong Sirui replied, "There is no such thing as true or false when there is nothing at all!"
The wolf demon next to him laughed with the hyena and said, "Then you are messing around!"
Chong Sirui said: "No."
"How did you get a divorce?" asked the hyena.
Chong Sirui replied: "He said he would leave."
The hyena said, "Did he say why he left?"
Chong Sirui replied: "He said I don't love him."
Chong Sirui answered righteously, as if he was facing an interrogation, and all the demons burst into laughter when they heard the words: "You two are so funny."
Zi Biaoer said: "What are you laughing at! Human beings are like this, love and love are different from us beasts."
The hyena said, "Nonsense, it's all the same! We can love too!"
Chong Sirui wanted to ask for advice: "Then how do you love?"
The hyena replied: "Love is not spoken; love is made!"
This old dirty joke made the boring monsters laugh again, Chong Sirui was still puzzled: "How to do it?"
The hyena tapped the keyboard a few times, and then turned the screen to Chong Sirui, only to see the Baidu search results of "how to have sex" displayed on the screen.
Seeing the malicious smiles of his colleagues, Chong Sirui came back to his senses: "Ah, you guys are talking pornographically."
The demons laughed and said, "Yes!"
Chong Sirui shook his head and said, "It's really an insult to gentleness."
The hyena replied: "You are the one who took the inhibitor and got hurt."
Chong Sirui only felt that there really was a group of "beasts in clothes" in his office worthy of the name.
Everyone in the monster army is indeed more open.The atmosphere of everyone in the non-human department is naturally different, they are all well-dressed, gentle and polite.Wen Haoxue was writing a report in the cubicle, and after a while, he saw Tong Yun leading a boy wearing a cat ear hat into the door.Wen Haoxue took a closer look, and became worried: "Why is the little raccoon here? Did he commit a crime again?"
Wen Haoxue hurriedly stood up, walked up to Bai Yuli, saw that Bai Yuli's face was still covered with blood, and asked, "Are you fighting again?"
Bai Yuli lowered his head and said nothing.
Wen Haoxue looked up at Tong Yun: "What's wrong with him?"
Tong Yun sighed: "Just walked away for 10 minutes."
Leng Mixiang came out of the office and said with a stern face: "This time it's even more powerful, and you even attacked the young master of the Wu family?"
Wen Haoxue was startled, and said, "Wu Shun?"
Tong Yun said, "Yes, Bai Yuli almost blinded Wu Shun."
Bai Yuli curled his lips: "Almost." There was even a bit of regret in his tone.
Wen Haoxue started to have a headache again: "Do you know that you are on probation? You will go to jail if you commit another crime!"
Bai Yuli didn't admit his mistake this time: "It's really not my fault this time! That Wu Shun is a scumbag! I'm fucking killing harm for the people!"
Wen Haoxue thought to himself, of course I know he is a scum!
Bai Yuli was taken away by the police for inspection to see if there was any abnormality in the data on his body, whether there was any madness or alienation.Bai Yuli cooperated with the inspection very much, because he insisted that attacking Wushun was the correct choice he made in a sober state.
Leng Mixiang, Wen Haoxue and Tong Yu entered the office.Wen Haoxue had another headache, Leng Mixiang said: "Do you need me to call Earl Chong?"
"Don't..." Wen Haoxue sighed, "Tell me what's going on first, is that okay?"
Tong Tong replied: "I don't know what happened. When I got up this morning, Bai Yuli said that he was hungry and insisted on going to a restaurant far away to eat barbecue. I took him there. When he sat down, He said he wanted to eat marshmallows."
Wen Haoxue said, "Impossible? He doesn't like hot food or sweet food, how could he ask for that?" Wen Haoxue thought for a while, then sighed: "Could it be to torment you on purpose?"
Tong Tong replied: "I probably also felt that he did it on purpose, so I ignored it. He said he wanted to buy cotton candy by himself. I agreed."
Wen Haoxue said, "Aren't you afraid that he will run away?"
Tong Yun said, "He can't outrun me."
Wen Haoxue was speechless, and even felt that Tong Yan was really more suitable to be Bai Yuli's guardian than himself.
Tong Yan has been relying on his keen sense of touch to judge whether Bai Yuli has gone far.Suddenly, for a moment, Bai Yuli's breath drifted away very quickly.Tong Yu immediately left the barbecue restaurant and tracked it down.When Tong Yun chased him to a corner, he found that the white jade raccoon who had turned into a cat had attacked Wu Shun. Wu Shun's face had been scratched, and there were three bloodstains on his face, one of which cut the corner of his eye. Deviate a little and it will hurt your eyes.
Tong Yun immediately caught Bai Yuli, but he still sent Wushun for medical treatment first.Wu Shun was very surprised, saying that he thought it was an ordinary cat, and seeing how cute the cat was, he went to tease him, but unexpectedly he was attacked.
Bai Yuli finished the examination and came to confess.He admitted frankly that he was really bored with Tong Tong, and deliberately said that he wanted to eat barbecue and cotton candy, which he didn't like at all, just to get rid of Tong Tong.On the pretext of buying cotton candy, he turned into a cat and ran away.When running halfway, he met Wushun.
Although Wu Shun knew that Wen Haoxue's family had a cat, but the cat looked the same in his eyes, so he couldn't recognize that this was just Wen Haoxue's violent, swearing cat.So he teased the cat with treats like any cat he met on the road.Bai Yuli didn't know Wushun at first, and besides, Bai Yuli was hungry even without breakfast, so he co-operated in acting cute and begging for a snack.Wu Shun picked up Bai Yuli again, and stuffed Bai Yuli into the trunk of his car.Bai Yuli smelled a strong smell of blood in the back of the car, and he immediately became alert, looked around the trunk, and found blood, cat hair, and even a cat's claw that had been pulled out.
"You paralyze you!" Bai Yuli raged, "I can't catch your perverted grandma!"
Jumping up and pulling down with one paw, Wushun let out a scream.
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