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On this day, Chong Sirui went home unhurriedly after get off work as usual.When he got home, Chong Sirui found that Bai Yuli had gone out.The cat probably couldn't wait for the owner to come home and feed it, so it ran out to find something to eat.On the contrary, Chong Sirui's wife was already waiting at home, and she came out only when she heard the sound of the elevator.Wen Haoxue came out and said, "The big tiger is back? I thought it was the white jade raccoon?"

"Why is it him?" Chong Sirui was a bit apprehensive, "Can't you tell the sound of my footsteps from his?"

"I can't tell the difference." The Countess replied lightly, "To me, you two are the same, there is no sound of footsteps."

"..."

Chong Sirui was speechless, sat down on the sofa, and waited for his wife to prepare the meal and serve it.

Sitting alone on the sofa, he remembered that Wen Haoxue said that he didn't know what "like" or "romantic" was, so he asked Zi Biaoer for advice.At that time, Zi Biaoer said: "What! Can you not understand if you like it? Isn't it just the one who likes playing games?"

"Yes." Chong Sirui said, "but what about 'romantic'? What is 'romantic'?"

Zi Biaoer was also stumped: "This... I understand 'waves'. 'Slow' - slow, slow is not fast. Does romance mean 'don't make waves so fast'?"

Chong Sirui replied: "Although I don't know, I believe this word does not mean that."

Zi Biaoer and Chong Sirui looked for "Titanic", the "Top 1 romantic movie" as a reference, but they had no clue.

"Is romance a shipwreck?" Zi Biaoer was puzzled, "Then I'm 'romantic' on the mobile game card pool every day!"

Chong Sirui doesn't quite understand where the romantic point is, and now his mind is full of "Jack" and "Rose", so that when Wen Haoxue took out the newly bought roses and put them in the vase, Chong Sirui couldn't help saying: "Ah, that rose..."

"What's wrong?" Wen Haoxue asked suspiciously.

Chong Sirui didn't know what to say, so he said dryly: "That rose is really nice."

Wen Haoxue said angrily: "Rose is just a rose, what rose? All right, don't talk like Miss Shen."

Chong Sirui was a little dejected, and lay down on the sofa, drooping the tail protruding from his back.

Wen Haoxue came back to her senses, and was also a little surprised to find that she had actually spoken to the Earl in an admonishing tone.Could it be that he has been married for a long time and is also like an "old woman"?

"Ahem." Wen Haoxue put down the vase, walked to Chong Sirui's side, and stroked his tail to comfort him.

Wen Haoxue said again: "Bai Yuli hasn't come home to eat yet? Where did he go to waste him? It seems that he still needs to be assigned a phone number."

Chong Sirui said: "He can't take it either."

"That's right." Wen Haoxue nodded.

Bai Yuli didn't go to other people's houses for dinner, but a cat wandered outside, patrolling his territory.This area is covered by him, and if the Mao Mao brothers he brings are bullied, he will take care of it.

Originally, he was quite prestigious in the Maomao community, but unfortunately, since he lost to Heibei many times, his reputation has dropped greatly.Everyone felt that it really was a cat, and it really couldn't beat a dog.

Bai Yuli can accept the setting that his legs are weak when he sees a tiger, but he can't tolerate that he can't even do it with a dog.

Bai Yuli believes that with his own wisdom, he can overcome the size difference between cats and dogs!

In the past few days, he has achieved a little bit of "scratch you [sensitive word] cat boxing" with a little success. He intends to attack him when the police dog is not on duty after work. Then it is not considered "illegal" and he does not need to be detained. up.

Even a well-trained police dog can't help scratching [sensitive words] with his sharp claws like a berserker, right?

In order to reduce the vigilance of his opponent, he has not provoked the black back recently.However, he still believes in the principle of "knowing yourself and knowing the enemy" and asked his cat and cat brothers to report Heibei's whereabouts to him.Therefore, today he lay in ambush on this black-backed daily road, lying in the grass, maintaining the posture of a hunter, just like a miniature tiger, and he has a good appearance.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Heibei's voice sounded.

"Ah?" "Little Tiger" Bai Yuli jumped up, and suddenly found Heibei behind him, "You... how do you know I'm in the grass?"

Heibei said, "I have a nose."

"Ah..." Bai Yuli was extremely embarrassed, "That's right."

The black back said seriously: "Have you gone to the monster clinic for regular physical examination? Have you signed up for civilized learning at the monster school?"

Bai Yuli shook his fluffy head and said, "I don't want to go! I'm a leader, how can I read?"

"What are you?" Heibei asked.

"I'm in charge!" Bai Yuli yelled loudly, "Yes! I'm the boss of this area! All the cats are covered by me! Don't piss me off, I'll let them catch you together, and you won't survive!"

On that day, Bai Yuli was detained by the public security for "claiming to be a member of the underworld and intimidating others".

It was still the case where the police dog who had just got off work was dragged into the back of the neck.

"There are many monsters in our city who have just opened their minds but have not turned into human bodies. Their harmfulness has been greatly ignored. It is the 'killing bat incident' that has awakened us to this situation." Leng Mixiang said publicly In the speech, I read the manuscript written by the assistant, without a trace of emotion, just reciting mechanically, "Therefore, the first project we have carried out since the establishment of the 'Non-Human Crime Prevention and Investigation Section' is to strengthen the social security of various communities. Monster regulation and management work."

The reporter asked: "How is it regulated?"

Leng Mixiang was still reading the finished manuscript: "Well, the standard way is that each community joins well-trained police dogs to be responsible for counting, registering and recording the monsters in the community. If there are monsters in the community Criminal activities will also be punished, I believe this bad phenomenon can be curbed, and ultimately achieve the goal of harmonious coexistence and common development between human residents and various forms of demon dwellers, and the long-term stability of the overall society."

It was against this background that Bai Yuli was arrested.

Now that we are cracking down on "non-human crimes", Bai Yuli was arrested.

Heibei also told Leng Mixiang about this matter.

Leng Mixiang shook her head, called Chong Sirui's home, and said, "Hello, sir. Your cat was caught."

"What?" Chong Sirui didn't respond, "Who?"

"I am Leng Mixiang, chief of the Non-human Crime Prevention and Investigation Division." Leng Mixiang reported her family name, and repeated, "I have some bad news to tell you. The white jade raccoon child with monster registration number OMG00233 has been detained." gone."

"En." Chong Sirui was a little helpless, turned his head and said to Wen Haoxue, "The swearing cat was caught."

Wen Haoxue didn't have time to cook, so he put on his overcoat and went to the detention center with Chong Sirui to go through bail procedures.

Leng Mixiang also came here in person to go through the formalities with Chong Sirui and the others.Wen Haoxue was quite embarrassed, so she said, "Isn't this off work? Brother Xiang, why are you so embarrassed to let you come here again? You are too much trouble."

But Leng Mixiang shook her head and said: "I'm here to say something ugly to you."

Chong Sirui thought to himself: "Human beings are really too strict, they can even tell the difference between beauty and ugliness."

Wen Haoxue was startled, then said worriedly: "Is it related to Bai Yuli?"

"Yes." Leng Mixiang nodded, "This is the second time he has entered the police station. Next time, according to the newly promulgated regulations on the prevention of monster crimes, he will go to the 'reformation camp' for compulsory management and training." Restrained. It will definitely suffer when the time comes."

After hearing this, Wen Haoxue also became worried: "What, what should I do?" After speaking, he looked at Chong Sirui with a worried expression on his face.

Chong Sirui was a little worried, and said, "Is this inevitable?"

"I'm afraid it is." Leng Mixiang nodded, "If such a thing really happens, I want to apologize to you first. I will definitely handle it in accordance with the regulations."

"I understand." Chong Sirui nodded, "If this cat commits another crime, I will not tolerate him!"

Wen Haoxue's heart was extremely soft, and she only said: "Count, don't talk so harshly! I don't think Bai Yuli knows that he has committed a 'crime' at all. The so-called 'one who does not know is not guilty', can't you give more consideration to special circumstances? "

Leng Mixiang said: "This situation has actually been considered." After speaking, Leng Mixiang glanced at Hei Bei, and Hei Bei took a brochure into Wen Haoxue's hands.Leng Mixiang said: "Here is the introduction of the 'Elementary Monster Beast School' in this city, with the address and phone number on it. I suggest that you can take Bai Yuli to school, let him learn the principles and etiquette."

Wen Haoxue was shocked: "Let Bai Yuli study?"

But it seems that this is the only way out.

Chong Sirui said: "There is nothing wrong with this, I also came here at the beginning."

Wen Haoxue also remembered that Chong Sirui said that he had learned so much civilized knowledge because he was studying in the protected area.

However, because they did not pay much attention to the management of monsters in the city, there were no such schools in the city.Now, Wen Qichu has appointed the new Minister of Education and proposed to improve this problem.He also said that there is no separate monster school, which is also one of the reasons why monster students have been bullied on campus for many years.

"The Monster Beast Academy is mainly for monsters that haven't fully matured and haven't passed the test of civilization." Wen Qichu said, "Because these monsters don't have the characteristics of ferocious beasts, and they grew up in the city, send them to The protected area is inappropriate. But regardless of them, letting them stay in the city to develop freely may also cause harm to human residents. Therefore, our Ministry of Education cooperated with the Human Monster Office to establish a monster school to solve some existing problems .”

Bai Yuli felt baffled that he was about to go to study for no reason.

The big tiger stared at Bai Yuli and said, "Then you would rather go to a reform camp full of vicious criminals and monsters?"

"That's right!" Bai Yuli said, "I'm in charge! I don't study!"

The big tiger slapped it down.

Bai Yuli cried and said, "I'm going to study."