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Moreover, other things soon diverted Wen Haoxue's attention.

Wen Haoyue called Wen Haoxue.

When Wen Haoxue saw "Wen Haoyue" on the caller ID, she felt uneasy intuitively.The half-sister never took the initiative to contact him, except when asking for pocket money.But Wen Haoyue may not have asked him for pocket money for a long time.He directly felt that this call might be related to Wen Haoyue's "new relationship".

"What's the matter?" Wen Haoxue picked up the phone and tried to speak in a "kind brother" tone, "Yue'er?"

Wen Haoyue said with tears in her voice, "You go home first!"

The word "going home" means returning to the big apartment full of climbing frames and cat houses for Wen Haoxue now.He still reacted for two seconds before he realized that Wen Haoyue was referring to the villa where Ling Qingchun was responsible for cleaning the two floors.

Thinking of that "home" gave Wen Haoxue a headache.

But this is an inescapable obligation for him, so he agreed: "Okay, don't worry. I'll go there later."

"Why are you not in a hurry?" Wen Haoyue raised her voice, and the girl's voice became even thinner, "Why do you have to wait 'later'? I'm so anxious now, the house is in a mess, you Why aren't you in a hurry?"

For this somewhat headstrong sister, Wen Haoxue naturally had to be patient, and asked carefully: "Then tell me what happened first? How do you think I need to solve this matter?"

Wen Haoyue was also overwhelmed by the question. After being stunned for a while, she said bitterly: "I don't know either. But isn't Dad more willing to listen to you? He is arguing very fiercely with his mother now."

"Well, I get it." Wen Haoxue thought to himself: The husband and wife quarrel, what can I say?

But Wen Haoxue still asked carefully: "No way? My wife has always been very gentle and considerate, why did she quarrel with Dad? Did you misunderstand?"

"It's true." Wen Haoyue was extremely anxious, "It's because of me!"

It took Wen Haoxue a while to figure out the ins and outs of the matter.In fact, Wen Haoyue and Wu Shun's relationship was discovered.Ling Qingchun was very annoyed and resolutely stopped.Wen Haoyue refused to listen, and made a fuss in front of her father.Wen Qichu said: "Shun'er is a talented person, why do you still object?"

Ling Qingchun immediately replied: "Didn't he live with our Axue before?"

Wen Qichu said, "Where are we together? It's just an old classmate."

Ling Qingchun laughed angrily: "Then you really know how to 'open your eyes and talk nonsense'. They are obviously on a blind date!"

Wen Qichu felt that Ling Qingchun's attitude was quite "making a fuss out of a molehill", so he said: "Isn't that a failure? Don't you allow other people to have a blind date? The blind date is not married, and besides-refund [-] yuan To put it bluntly, being married doesn’t necessarily make you a bad person.”

"Did you still want to find someone married for Yue'er?" Ling Qingchun was very angry.

Wen Qichu felt offended, and said with a sneer, "Isn't that the one you were looking for back then who was also married? What? Do you feel unsatisfactory?"

Ling Qingchun was startled, and also felt a little inappropriate, so he put aside the subject and just said: "I don't care, our daughter is young and beautiful, what can I do with a gay guy?"

After saying this, it was Wen Haoyue's turn to be unhappy.Wen Haoyue then defended: "Brother Wu Shun is not gay, he is just bisexual."

These words were of no help, Ling Qingchun became more and more unhappy: "No, you are still young. What are you doing in this muddy water?"

Wen Haoyue was even more unhappy: "I'm not young anymore! Besides, why is brother Wushun so muddy? He helped our family so much, but you said that about him in the end, you are really ungrateful!"

Ling Qingchun was thwarted by Wen Qichu, and he had nowhere to vent his anger. Hearing Wen Haoyue "daring to commit an offense", he naturally pointed the finger at her: "You still dare to say that I'm 'ungrateful'? You eat my clothes and wear mine, it's me After giving birth to you and raising you, if you talk to me like this, that is called 'ungrateful'!"

When Ling Qingchun scolded Wen Haoyue like this, Wen Haoyue couldn't get angry and started to quarrel.Wen Haoyue's words became even more ugly, and he said again: "Why did you eat your clothes and wear your clothes? Why did you raise them? Isn't it all raised by my father? Do you have the face to say it?" Ling Qingchun suddenly felt ashamed, feeling anxious Next, slapped Wen Haoyue twice. "Pa" and "pa" hit Wen Haoyue's face twice, Wen Haoyue also fell silent, and froze in place.

However, Wen Qichu got up "on the line", thinking of what Wen Haoyue said just now, he felt that Ling Qingchun didn't slap Wen Haoyue's face, but Wen Qichu's.He was also annoyed, and pushed Ling Qingchun away: "Why are you beating your daughter?"

In fact, Ling Qingchun hit his daughter himself, and he regretted it in his heart, his hands froze, and he was suddenly pushed by his husband, and fell to the ground.Ling Qingchun was in pain from the fall, and started crying again, making the house a mess.

Wen Haoyue also felt that things were getting serious, and she had to find someone to make peace with. It would be unreliable to find Wen Haoxing, so she remembered Wen Haoxue.When Wen Haoxue came, the three of them actually calmed down.Needless to say, Wen Haoyue made the phone call and asked someone to make peace.Wen Qichu also regretted pushing his wife to the ground, and Ling Qingchun also regretted slapping Wen Haoyue.When Wen Haoxue arrived, it was easy to talk, and he only said a few words, "No one wants such a thing to happen", "The most important thing for a family is to be neat and tidy", "The most important thing to be a human being is to be happy", and everyone went down the ladder , nodded and said peace.

Wen Haoxue was also relieved, and was about to leave, but Ling Qingchun still asked uncomfortably: "Then you and Wushun..."

Wen Haoxue felt uncomfortable, but she replied with a smile: "It's just an old classmate, there's nothing wrong with it. I didn't even plan to date him. To be honest, I didn't even know it was him. When we met, we found out that it was an old classmate, so we didn't go there either." Think about it."

Ling Qingchun was a little relieved, but said: "But isn't he really gay?"

Wen Haoxue's scalp was numb, and she kept smiling: "I'm not sure about that." After speaking, Wen Haoxue added a few more sentences as if to evade: "We don't actually know each other very well, and we rarely communicate with each other. I think this It’s better to ask Xing’er, he might know better.”

Ling Qingchun sensed Wen Haoxue's embarrassment, so he didn't ask any more questions.

Wen Haoxue said goodbye first, and drove back to her home.Chong Sirui was also waiting for him to come back at home, already in the form of an animal, lying on the tatami and watching TV, and the swearing cats were still fighting fiercely in the game room.

Seeing Wen Haoxue came back, Chong Sirui said, "Have the family affairs been dealt with?"

Wen Haoxue sighed and said, "How can you handle housework well?"

Chong Sirui disagreed: "It's because you humans are more complicated."

Wen Haoxue had to agree with this point of view: "You are right." After saying that, Wen Haoxue sat down next to Chong Sirui.Chong Sirui still stared at the TV, but naturally circled Wen Haoxue with his tail.Wen Haoxue reached out and touched the big tiger's forehead, and traced the texture of the black "King" character on it with his fingers.With his forehead pinned down, the big tiger squinted his eyes uncomfortably, but he still acquiesced to Wen Haoxue's move that made him unable to open his eyes.Fortunately, Wen Haoxue also soon realized that the tiger didn't like to have his forehead touched, so he retracted his hands and honestly watched TV with the big tiger.

The animal world is playing on TV.

Wen Haoxue said unconsciously: "This feeling is really amazing."

"Why?" Chong Sirui asked.

"It's just that there is a big tiger on the TV." Wen Haoxue pointed to the TV screen, and then pointed to Chong Sirui, "There is also a big tiger beside me."

Chong Sirui didn't take it seriously: "Then it's the same when you watch TV dramas at Wen's house? There are human beings in the TV dramas, and there are human beings around you."

"Ah." Wen Haoxue was speechless.

A male voice narrating came from the TV: "Spring is here, and it's the season of animal mating..."

This is obviously a very scientific thing, but Wen Haoxue blushed as if she had seen some great pornography, but she couldn't help but glance at Chong Sirui.Chong Sirui was very sensitive to sight, so he immediately glanced back at Wen Haoxue and said, "What's wrong?"

Wen Haoxue stammered: "No, no..."

Tigers mating on TV.

Wen Haoxue's face was fuming with smoke.

And Chongsirui, who has been taking inhibitors for a long time, is very calm, and even feels a little bored.

"This is really boring." Chong Sirui said.

Wen Haoxue was a little surprised: "Is it possible? Mating is boring?"

Chong Sirui replied: "Like a tiger, the mating time will not exceed one minute."

Wen Haoxue was particularly surprised: "Then...then..." Wen Haoxue pointed to the two tigers on the TV: "Why did they take so long?"

Chong Sirui replied: "Oh, tigers can mate dozens of times a day."

"One...one day?" Wen Haoxue always felt that he had heard it wrong, "Dozens of times?"

"Of course," Chong Sirui thought it was normal, "Some tigers can do a hundred times."

Wen Haoxue couldn't extricate himself from the shock for a long time.

Chong Sirui looked at Wen Haoxue's expression: "Strange?"

Wen Haoxue finally ended the one-minute-long "gawk-jawed" freeze-frame expression, regained his composure, and said, "Indeed. Human beings are not like this."

"The tiger demon is not like that either." Chong Sirui replied.

Wen Haoxue calmed down a bit, and asked a little embarrassedly: "What is a tiger demon like?"

Chong Sirui replied: "The tiger demon takes longer. I mean, the time for a tiger demon to mate is about the same as that of a human being."

The corners of Wen Haoxue's mouth twitched slightly, but she tried to maintain a calm expression: "Isn't that right? If the tiger demon and humans have been mating for about the same length of time, then...dozens of times a day? Do you need to do other things?"

"You make a lot of sense." Chong Sirui talked about the topic of "mating" in an ordinary tone, probably because he doesn't have the shame that is unique to humans, "But tigers in nature only mate during the estrus season, so in a special season, a week Such activities will be carried out hundreds of times. However, tiger demons are intelligent and, like humans, can mate throughout the year. Therefore, on average, tiger demons generally only need to mate eight or nine times a day."

"'Only' eight or nine times?" Wen Haoxue fell into shock again, "That, that's quite a lot."

"Yes." Chong Sirui replied, "So, I am taking inhibitors."

After these days of marriage, Wen Haoxue finally found the reason why Chong Sirui did not live a "married life" with him.

Inhibitors.

But Wen Haoxue didn't dare to ask Chongsirui to stop taking the medicine, firstly because of embarrassment, but also because of fear—eight or nine times a day, um...Wen Haoxue thinks it's better to maintain the status quo first.