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Wen Haoxue goes to Chu Bi's house on weekends as usual, and plays cards with Leng Mixiang and Chu Bi.The three of them have always been short of three, and they are all filled by Chu Bi's family servants.The helper is very dedicated to his duties, does not spend a thousand dollars, does not speak, and never joins the gossip discussions of the young masters, like a professional deaf-mute.

"So what happened to you and that big cat?" Chu Bi asked, "Can't you?"

"He hasn't contacted me all this time." Wen Haoxue was particularly depressed.

Chu Bi sighed and said, "Then you contact him!"

"I don't have his contact information." Wen Haoxue was also distressed.

Leng Mixiang said: "He didn't add you on SNS?"

"No."

Leng Mixiang said: "Then what are you waiting for? Isn't it because he didn't like you?"

Wen Haoxue also thought of this possibility, but if she was directly punctured, she still couldn't help but look ashamed.

Chu Bi was quite surprised: "Isn't it? You are so handsome. Although your family is not rich and powerful, it is also a scholarly family. Why don't you like it?"

"Are you really 'keep your ears off the window' and concentrate on playing cards?" Leng Mixiang said, "Earl Big Cat is not only planning to inherit the false title of 'Count', but also the actual title of 'Major General'. He Now it’s the age of marriage, people who want to marry him line up from the gate of his house to the Arc de Triomphe in Paris.”

Chu Bi was quite surprised when she heard this: "You are so young and talented?"

"Yes," Wen Haoxue whispered, "Our family got a blind date with him only through the back door."

Chu Bi was shocked: "Your family is from a scholarly family, and they are all scholars, so you still go through the back door?"

"Yes!" Wen Haoxue said in a low voice, "It's a fake Taoism."

Leng Mixiang said: "Okay, you are not suitable for him in the first place, so don't think too much about it."

Wen Haoxue also gave up after hearing this: "Even you say that..."

"That's right, even you said that!" Chu Bi was filled with indignation, "Are you a friend?"

"I'm just telling the truth." Leng Mixiang continued to draw cards, "The truth doesn't sound good, and there's nothing I can do about it."

Chu Bi knocked on the mahjong tiles, and looked at Leng Mixiang: "You talk so fast? Why does it sound like you have seen Earl the Big Cat?"

"Yes, he has been transferred here recently." Leng Mixiang replied, "He is my new boss."

Chu Bi was shocked, and asked for a while, "Then is he really handsome?"

"Really handsome." Leng Mixiang replied expressionlessly.

Chu Bi thought for a while: "Then I want to meet him too!"

Leng Mixiang said: "We will go on a mission to the border of Afsdan next month, and you can see him there with a tank."

Chu Bi was startled, and said for a while, "I'd better continue playing cards."

But in fact, Chu Bi thought, it is impossible to meet Earl Big Cat only by going to the border of Stan, right?Isn't Earl the Big Cat fixed in this city?It must be rolling here all the time?He doesn't usually go shopping?Are you not going out?Do you drive tanks every day?This is impossible.

Wen Haoxue also thought it was impossible.

The two of them summed it up and said, since Earl Big Cat is Leng Mixiang's boss now, they must be working in the same place, right?Can't we meet people by running there?

Wen Haoxue said: "But Leng Mixiang's work department can't be easily entered?"

"Yes, but I can!" Chu Bi said, "Brother Xiang's department is in the same building as my dog ​​husband's department!"

Chu Bi asked the dog husband to apply, and asked him and Wen Haoxue to visit him at their unit the next day.When the dog husband heard that his wife was coming to visit the class, he agreed with his big tail.

Chu Bi and Wen Haoxue squatted in the canteen of the unit, and they both said, "Elder Big Cat still wants to eat?"

Earl the Big Cat really wants to eat.

Chong Sirui finally appeared in the dining hall.Everyone in the dining hall couldn't help but look at him more.

"It's true," Chu Bi whispered, "It's really handsome!"

Wen Haoxue looked at Chong Sirui, but felt that he was becoming more and more unapproachable.

Chong Sirui didn't notice Wen Haoxue, his eyes were fixed on the food.

The people next to him whispered: "Earl the Big Cat eats ten catties of meat every day."

"And don't eat vegetables!"

"Won't this cause constipation?"

"He's a big cat!"

"Oh, yes."

……

Even though Chong Sirui had just arrived, there was already a place where Chong Sirui was used to sitting in the dining hall, and no one would consciously sit there.

After he sat down there, the aunt in the canteen consciously brought him the daily meal, three large plates of cooked meat.Chong Sirui took out the knife and fork, and began to eat quite gracefully.

"count."

——A man approached Chong Sirui——this man was not a soldier at first glance, he was wearing an emerald green sweater, which shone with a copper-colored brilliance under the light.

"Who is that?" Chu Bi whispered, "It seems to be a peacock spirit?"

"How do you know?" Wen Haoxue asked in surprise.

"Look at the color scheme!" Chu Bi said, "And the walking posture, either a peacock or a chicken."

Peacock sat down in front of Chong Sirui and asked, "Do you remember me?"

Chong Sirui looked at him: "You are a green peacock."

"You still remember me!" The green peacock was particularly pleasantly surprised.

"I'm very good at this." Chong Sirui replied, "I have received special training in memorizing faces."

The green peacock said, "I am a green peacock, not an ordinary blue peacock. Do you know the difference?"

"There are many blue peacocks and few green peacocks. They are first-class protected animals." Chong Sirui replied.

The green peacock was particularly pleased: "Yes, it's the same as you. You are an albino Bengal tiger, which is very rare."

"En." Chong Sirui nodded, thinking: When can we end the conversation, I want to eat meat.

The green peacock added: "I think we are endangered animals, we should be together."

"You have your point," Chong Sirui replied, "but my mother doesn't like chickens."

The green peacock's face changed slightly: "I am a peacock."

Chong Sirui took out his mobile phone and opened Baidu Encyclopedia: "Green peacock (scientific name: Pavomuticus) is a large chicken with a body length of 180-230 cm."

The green peacock froze on the spot.

The world view has been subverted.

The green peacock lived for 300 years and only now knows it is a chicken.

In the midst of the collapse, the green peacock rushed out of the door, wanting to ask the old mother for clarification.

Could it be that his old mother was actually an old hen?