[Comprehensive] Down with the Fujiang Empire!

Not that stupid.Looking for Fu Jiang?Honey, give me a clue.

When I was about to crush the egg shell with my hands, and then peeled it to eat, someone behind me called: "Hayakawa."

are you calling me?

I turned my head to look, only to see a beautiful woman in a white dress and black skirt walking over.The beauty Hayakawa Masashi next to her waved her hand and said hello: "Tong Hui, good morning."

"Senior Ya." Tong Hui is a temperamental beauty, quiet and well-behaved.She turned her head to look at me and said, "Let's go to school together."

It turned out that it was called me, but the eggs were not eaten in the end.

At the school gate, Masa Hayakawa waved her hand and went in because the classrooms were not in the same place.I was very tangled holding the egg, but I found that there seemed to be people around me looking here, to be precise, they were looking at Tong Hui who was walking with me.

"Goto...what happened to your hair?"

It was a little black-haired beauty who was speaking, and Goto Kirie let out a small snort, but when she turned her head, she saw that the tail of her hair was curled up, and the tail of her hair was retracted, curling into whirlpools one after another.

... Could this be the legendary super invincible magic dazzle curly hair?

With the friendly help of Tonghui girl, I found my own classroom and seat.

Not long after sitting down, the class bell rang.

I touched the eggs on the table and swallowed a little.Now I'm in math class, and I can't understand any complicated formulas.

Sitting in front of me was the girl Tonghui. She braided her hair into two braids before class, and she looked a lot more temperamental.

I wanted to eat the egg while there was a Tonghui girl in front of me blocking it. I glanced sideways at the teacher who was explaining the topic in class and didn't notice me, so I reached into the table and grabbed the egg little by little. Rolling eggs.

Ah, delicious little eggs, let your great snake sister deal with you.

I kept my expression on the ground, and secretly grabbed the egg and was about to break the eggshell into the table. Suddenly, there was a sound of pia, and something slender and slender was thrown hard on my face. The sharp pain made me almost cry. Eyes full.

That thing is the rubber band Kirie girl used to tie her hair.

Tonghui girl's braids unraveled without the restraint of the rubber band, and rolled into the original swirl shape even more violently, and the swirls were bigger and more than the first time I saw it, and it made people... dizzy.

……your sister.

Eggs were not eaten.

The rubber band bounced off my nose and the pain knocked out my appetite.

Could it be that fate is like this?

I held the egg tightly in my hand, and after a long time, I felt a strange heat coming from inside the egg.

"Hayakawa-san."

Do I really want to shout three times, long live the Lord God?

"Hayakawa-san?"

But "Long Live the Lord God" really seemed shameless to the Lord God.

"Hayakawa-san!"

Nani?

A piece of chalk hit the center of the forehead.

The teacher on the podium was obviously angry, he snorted coldly: "Student Hayakawa, please take your eggs and stand outside for a class!"

There was laughter.

Master Shenjun, you bastard made me despised.

I took the egg and walked out of the classroom calmly with a red forehead.

The secret to summoning the cheat is to stand still and shout three times Long Live the Lord God.

I have been hovering between two and one.

After school in the afternoon, Tong Hui took her schoolbag and ran out of the classroom with her head in a whirlpool, as if she was going to have her hair cut.I walked out of the classroom in a trance with the egg in my hand, and Masa Hayakawa was waiting outside the classroom for me to go home together.He was a little taken aback when he saw the egg in my hand, and said with a smile, "I'm still reluctant to eat the egg."

"No...no, Lord Shenjun is waiting for me to summon the plug-in."

Masa Hayakawa couldn't understand what I said, Fufu glasses took the schoolbag I was carrying, took my hand and walked towards Hayakawa house.

Two, it seems too much for the Lord God.

Well, the main god didn't lose face either.

It's hard to choose.

After an appetizing dinner, I went upstairs to my room, egg in hand, and locked the door.The light was not turned on, and there was a gloomy sunset outside, and the hard-boiled egg was still bulging in the palm of my hand, laughing: Two, Hayakawa Snake, hurry up~

Your sister, Lord God, I will fight with you!

Holding the egg high, shouting in situ: Long live the Lord God!Long live the Lord God!Long live the Lord God!

"..."

What about the vision that should have appeared?What about the plug-ins I need?Where is the cheat?Is the plug-in invisible?

The egg in the palm of the hand was a little warm from being held tightly, but it still had a white and shiny appearance.

Well, Lord God, you won, but I was tricked by you.

I got angry, knocked the egg on the corner of the table, peeled off the skin and ate it straight away.

Could it be that the eggs are raw?Or do you need the eggs poached in salted water?How about fried eggs?

"Who are you? (English)"

A voice sounded behind him, silky and low, as melodious as a cello.

I was biting the egg, and when I turned my head, I saw a young man with greasy hair shining under the glow of the sunset, a dull black robe, a somewhat ordinary face, pale skin, hard and deep and serious.He held a test tube strangely in one hand, and a wooden stick in the other, pointing straight at me.

"..." Where did this handsome guy who looked like he hadn't washed his hair for several months come from?

He spoke English, with a fluent tone with a slightly raised tail, lazy and full of a touch of elegance.

"I'm Hayakawa Snake." I watch a lot of English movies, so I can speak a few words in English naturally.I looked at the man in front of me strangely, finished the last egg in one gulp, and swallowed dryly: "Sir, who are you?"

"Me?" The man raised his eyebrows slightly, and he whispered, "My name is Snape Severus."

This name is really familiar, as if I have heard it somewhere.

"Here, where is it?"

"Ah, according to predictions, it should be a certain city in Japan called Hei... Heizuo Town."

The word Black Vortex Town is a bit difficult to translate, so I twisted my tongue to translate it.

Snape's expression was a little strange, the wooden stick in his hand shook, and his lips moved slightly.I clearly saw a few rays of light flashing from the tip of the wooden stick, but they disappeared very quickly, and his face became even weirder because of this.

"Miss Zao, did you call me here?"

The tip of the wooden stick was aimed at my forehead, and the place where I was hit by the chalk head in the morning still hurt a little.His tone was more of a questioning than a threat of sex change.

My brain became active in an instant. After countless brain cells died, I thought that this thing is extremely likely to be a cheat sent to me by the Lord God.

...Ah, the cheat is actually a man, a foreign man, whose hair looks like a foreign man that hasn't been washed for several months.

Lord God, you are really embarrassing.

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9. It was a pleasure to get along with Professor Snape in Black Vortex Town (3)...

Snape Severus, male, 17 years old, in sixth grade at Hogwarts, interested in Potions.

Snape said he was sucked into a black hole while he was in Potions class.

And when he wanted to use the spell to return to England just now, he found that his spell had failed.In order to prove that his magic power was really gone, he cast a "petrify everything" spell on me.

So for two hours after being hexed by Snape, I remained rigid and immobile.And the man named Snape put his unfinished potion on the bedside table, began to search my room carelessly, and started a series of inquiries.

I'd be happy if the stiff spell was used while I was being made to stand.

I told Snape that he and I were actually summoned here by a bastard called Lord God to find a peerless beauty named Fu Jiang.As long as that peerless beauty is wiped out, he and I can return to our respective places.

Snape didn't believe it, and those dark eyes met mine directly, which made me shudder.Nima, I want to escape, but now I can’t move like a fossil, I can only watch Snape pointing at me with his wand, and the word Legilimency comes out of his stone-like lips, I suddenly I felt like my whole brain was being sucked into a trickle by that magic wand.

All the past that I wanted to hide appeared in front of my eyes like a flying horse.

Sitting at home with Erlang legs crossed, eating instant noodles and watching TV. (the above infinite loop)

Being dragged out to play by Li Hua, there was a famine at home, so he brought a few boxes of instant noodles home with him. (the above infinite loop)

Sitting at home with Erlang legs crossed, eating instant noodles and watching TV. (the above infinite loop)

Li Hua dragged her out to sing KTV in the middle of the night, and was expelled by the boss because the singing was noisy. (the above cycle ten times)

Sitting at home with Erlang legs crossed, eating instant noodles and watching TV. (the above infinite loop)

Because he killed someone by mistake, he brought his lottery ticket and fled to Japan. Before I left, Li Hua asked me to wait in Japan for a call from him to report his safety.

In Japan, I encountered a peerless beautiful boy, a peerless beautiful girl, a large group of female zombies, and two women who could only cry.

Being sucked into a black hole when dying, and the shameless words of the Lord Shenjun

Breakfast is bread and milk. Because I wanted to steal eggs in class, I was kicked out by the teacher and punished to stand.

Finally, I went home in the evening, shouted "Long live the Lord God" three times, and met young Snape.

When I woke up from that period of my life, my head was swollen and painful, as if someone had pricked me and injected a tube of hallucinogenic drugs into my brain.

Snape's face was serious, and his slightly frowned brows were clearly concerned about this moron.