About me getting up at 04:30 every day for the basketball and volleyball club

Oi Chuanche was awakened by a slap.

The small and soft palm actually didn't hurt much when it was slapped on the face, but the sound was crisp and clear.

He wanted to sit up from the bed, but he felt as if someone had placed a stone mill on his chest, which was so heavy that he couldn't breathe.

He opened his eyes, but saw no one again.All he could feel was that mass of weight was now tossing and moving on his stomach.

The little thing crawled, and then poked its elbow down through the quilt——

"Ugh—!"

Oi Chuanche felt that his intestines and stomach were almost coming out of his mouth. He rolled in the quilt in pain, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and turned over to sit up. At the same time, he opened his long hands and lifted the quilt, wrapping up this troublesome brat.

It must be another relative's child who crawled into his bed! ! !

"Let Oikawa-sama guess, are you Xiaomeng or Ichiro!" He touched the brat's head through the quilt, and rubbed it with his hands. It has short hair and a prickly head.

Xiaomeng fits the profile, while Ichiro is a watermelon head.

Oi Chuanche held the four corners of the quilt and shook the bear boy in it: "Xiao Meng! How many times have I told you not to come into my room casually! Today I must let you have a better memory!"

"I'm not Xiao Meng!!"

"Do you think I'll believe you?!"

"I'm really not Xiaomeng!! I'm not!!"

"???"

Is his nephew out of his mind? ? ?Or did Ichiro cut off a thorn? ? ?

Oikawa Toru and others put the quilt back on the bed. After struggling for a while, the prickly brat finally found his way and crawled out from under the quilt.

When he reached the edge, he picked up the speed and "chua" jumped up.

"Look clearly! That Xiaomeng and I are not alone!" the thorn-headed boy shouted.

Oi Chuanche: "???!!!"

illusion! !It must be an illusion! ! !

What's the matter with this little brat? !

Iwaizumi's illegitimate son? !Is it the second child of the Iwaizumi family? !

If not, can someone explain to him what happened to this face that was poured out of the same mold as Iwaizumi! !

"Then who are you!" Oi Chuanche crawled out of the ruins of his half-collapsed spiritual defense line.He felt a stomach ache, the mental kind.

"How dare you ask who this uncle is?"

Ho!This kid even calls himself "I Zhan"!

Oi Chuanche's entire face wrinkled in disgust, and the bad premonition in his heart became more and more obvious.

But the kid stood on his bed in an even and stable manner. Although even standing on the bed he was two heads shorter than Ji Chuanche, his aura was not inferior to the boy in front of him at all.

"Listen up! I can't change my surname or change my name! Iwaizumi is right! ... Hey? Archer, are you okay? Why is your face so bad? You, you really don't know me anymore?"

Oikawa stared blankly at this "Iwaizumi", and was dumbfounded.

…………

Fa Xiao suddenly became a child!What to do, wait online, urgent! ! !

It took a long time for Oikawa Toru to sort out his unevaporated reason from the chaos in front of him.

He put his hand on the doorknob tremblingly, and he didn't forget to turn his head and tell Iwaizumi: "Don't move here! I'm going out now."

Xiao Yanquan looked at him inexplicably, and then said rebelliously: "I don't!!"

Oikawa took a deep breath.At the same time as the pain of angina came, his fist was also hardened.

However, he couldn't hit the child, so he turned around and turned on the screen, took a game disc from the bookshelf and stuffed it into the ps4: "Then you play the game head office here, right?"

Xiaoyanquan's eyes lit up, and he nodded: "This is fine."

"Remember not to run around!"

"Got it! Why are you more nagging than my dad!"

If I were your dad, I'd wring the coat hanger and slap your ass by now!

Oi Chuanche felt that he was almost unable to make expressions, his heart was a little numb, he searched around downstairs, but no one was there.

They went to the gates of Iwazumi, Kiyase, and Majo respectively and rang the doorbells for a while, but there was no one.

What the hell? !

the end of the world? !

Aliens have invaded Earth? !

But for some reason, Oikawa Toru didn't feel panicked.He just felt dazed, and then turned his head, and found himself at the door of Kiyose's house that he visited just now.

Maybe he was just sleeping at last?Knock on the door and call her?

Oi Chuanche walked into the colorful courtyard of Kiyase's house, he knocked on the door, and then heard a gentle female voice inside shouting: "Most Hesheng, go and help mom open the door!"

Then there was a sound of footsteps, approaching the door.

Ji Chuanche's spirit was lifted.

He thought: It's getting better!

There are people who are normal!He doesn't have to suffer alone!

The door was opened a crack.Oi Chuanche didn't see Zui Hesheng.

"Archer? You came to play with me!"

This voice is a little milky and sweet.

As soon as Oi Chuanche lowered his head, Tsutsuru, whose height was not up to his waist, was raising his head, blinking at him with two grape-like eyes.

Oi Chuanche: "..."

Destroy the world!hurry up!

…………

Oi Chuanche's parents are back.

Oikawa Tetsu sat on the sofa as motionless as a mountain, and now his left leg was being pillowed by Saitsuru, and his right leg was being pillowed by Iwaizumi.The two ancestors spent the whole afternoon using him as a cat climbing frame, climbing up and down on him and the sofa, throwing paper balls around him to hide and seek and race.In the end, when I was tired from playing, I had to cling to him before I would sleep.

If this is a nightmare get it over with.When Oi Chuanche saw his familiar and kind mother, he almost burst into tears.

His legs are numb.

"Oh, handsome guy, are you in the mood to play with the two of them today?"

"Ah? Ah..." Oi Chuanche replied vaguely, and looked down at the two Dutch suckling pigs who were sleeping soundly.

Hadn't he used to play with them a lot?Hiss... No!Why is he thinking about this!

"Wait! Mom! Listen to me!" Oi Chuanche shouted.

Then he slapped him on the head.

"What are you talking about, you are willing to wake up the two of them who are sleeping so soundly?"

"No! Didn't you notice that Zui Hesheng and Xiao Yan became smaller?!"

His mother should be sober!Oikawa Toru tries to grasp at the last straw.

"What nonsense are you talking about. Didn't Zuhesheng just celebrate his third birthday?"

"……what?"

"Ah, what, she even cut a cake for you to eat. You went out for training for two days, and the cake became stale in the refrigerator. You refused to eat it after you came back."

"...Then, who am I playing volleyball with now?"

"Ask me? Don't you remember the names of your teammates?"

"..."

"But that boy dyed his hair in a strange color. When did Qingcheng become so loose? We remember that we girls all cut their hair short—hey, where are you going?"

Oi Chuanche moved his two heads away from his lap: "...I'll go back to my room..."

"Then you return other people's children first."

Oi Chuanche: "???"

"The two of them are here to play!"

"They didn't come here to play with you because of you!"

Oikawa Toru: "..." So I am such a popular character?

Madam Oi Chuan urged: "Go quickly. Hold one in each hand, and I will open the door for you."

"The service is very considerate." Oikawa smiled, and picked up Tsutsuru and Iwaizumi who were sleeping in the dark.

I don't know if the relationship between the two of them is too small, and Oi Chuanche hardly felt any weight.

He walked to the door, and when the door opened, his eyes suddenly went blank - he saw the ceiling.

What the hell? !Oi Chuanche shook his head slightly to look around, and found himself lying on his balcony.

The sky is clear and the sun is shining.

There is a quilt under him, it seems that his mother took out the quilt to dry.

Hiss...Hands are sore...so sore, so sour...as if something is pressing them down.And his stomach... Grass, why is it his stomach again!

Oi Chuanche withdrew his arm abruptly, and then heard the muffled sound of something hitting the ground through the core.

Then, he heard a rustling sound, and a chestnut head emerged from his arm, like a mushroom after a rain.

Apparently, what was pressing on his arm was nothing but the strangest head...

She was still a little dazed, but the drowsiness was quickly dispelled by the pain.

Finally, Hesheng burst into tears.

Oi Chuanche: "!!!"

he did not do it on purpose!He didn't know that the last crane had fallen asleep leaning on his arm!In other words, he is no longer surprised that his two children have turned into children!What a powerful adaptability!

In that case, the one on the stomach is Xiaoyan? !

After realizing that the weight of Iwaizumi's head had also left his stomach, Oikawa Toru quickly sat up and held the crying Saitsurusheng in his arms to play with the boat.

He had seen Hui Er hold Zuo Hesheng like this before and play with him, but in fact this memory was already very thin, so thin that he didn't even remember seeing it.

However, the crying that Hesheng broke out at the end was too violent, and he cried so much that Chuan Che was in a hurry and tried to save himself from the fire and water.

"Ahhh, Archer made Zuzusheng cry again. What a rotten person!" Iwaizumi was a little leaky when he spoke.

"Shut up!" Oikawa was rude to children, he patted Tsutsuru's back, never thinking about what kind of hell he would see if he made Iwaizumi cry, "The front teeth fell out You can still say that!"

"My new teeth will grow out soon!" Yan Quan showed his two rows of deciduous teeth unconvinced, "Nikangwo's teeth are already half-open!"

You see, my canine tooth has grown halfway.

Oi Chuanche curled his lips: "What is there to be proud of, all my teeth have been replaced!"

"That's because Archer is a big kid!" Iwaizumi sat cross-legged on the quilt, "If I were the same age as Archer, my teeth must have been replaced!"

"But you're younger than me, little brat! A little bit!"

"I will grow up!" Iwaizumi stood up with his hands on his hips, "When I grow up! I can play volleyball with Archer!"

"...It's not a good thing to play volleyball with me."

"Huh? Why?"

"Because we have never been to the whole country! Every time we lose to Niu Ruo's Shiratorozawa in the final round of the county competition! Super—————Worthless!!!" He Chuanche deliberately dragged out a desperate Long voice, "Even so, do you still want to play volleyball with me? Shorty!"

Iwaizumi seemed to be stunned by him.

Oi Chuanche snorted twice triumphantly: "Look, you're scared."

"I do not have!"

"Then don't talk!"

"Because I don't know what it means to go to the whole country!"

"..."

I'm sorry he forgot, the current Iwaizumi is still a kid in the upper class.

"And what is the county competition?"

"Tsk, you'll understand this when you grow up, it's a very important thing anyway!"

"So important that I can't play volleyball with Archer without them?"

"...Nor..."

"Then why do you say I dare not!"

"..."

Ah... yes... why...

…………

If this was a dream, then I fell asleep for too long.

Oikawa is sitting in front of the small coffee table with his face propped up. He is currently doing kindergarten manual work with Sai Tsuru.

Although she was holding a pair of plastic children's scissors, she accidentally got stuck on the flesh of her fingers several times.

Oi Chuanche really couldn't see her, so he took her colorful cardboard and asked her what to do for homework.

"To be a sunflower!" Zui Hesheng, who was freed from doing manual work, looked very happy. She turned around and dragged out a very thick pop-up book from her schoolbag.

As expected of a woman who aspires to be admitted to Kyoto University in the future, she has shown a strong interest in books that is different from her peers since she was a child.

How to become a top student.

Of course it is to read more!

Oi Chuanche drew the shape of a small flower on the cardboard. The children's scissors were too small for him, and it was difficult for his fingers to squeeze in. However, Oi Chuanche was too lazy to find scissors for adults, so he had to shut up and endure the children. The size is awkward and aggrieved.

Fortunately, his hands-on ability is not bad, and he cut a few more sunflowers and pasted them on the background board of the blue sky and brown land that she had made before.

Pop-up books are pretty gorgeous.A new scene unfolds as soon as the page is turned.

Zuo Hesheng had just turned to the second page.

This page has woods, clouds, lakes, and a few animals that need to be flicked to float on the "lake"...

"Is this "The Ugly Duckling"?" Oikawa asked.

"It seems not."

It seems not?

Wow Kiyase Suzuru, can you do it, don't you even read the title of the book?

Oi Chuanche moved closer: "Come and let me see the cover."

The cover is a landscape.No words at all.

Oi Chuanche: "?"

Unbelievingly, he turned to the last page and the spine of the book, but he didn't find the name of the three-dimensional storybook.

And there is not a single word on the inside pages of the book.

Let the children look at the picture and make up the story by themselves? ? ?

Oikawa Toru is amazed by the creativity of children's books now.

But he took a look at the dusty duckling on the lake, and he was convinced that this must be the story of "The Ugly Duckling".

He was so sure and wanted to get a definite answer, so he could only sit beside Zuo Hesheng and watch it with her.

However, unexpectedly, at the end of this wordless book, the ugly duckling did not turn into a beautiful swan.

It's just a very ordinary duckling.

This is a story about how the teal duck grew up.

For a moment Ji Chuanche really wanted to tear up the book.

This impulse came from his well-known impotent rage.

When everyone is a child, the less hopeless gap will always give people the illusion of "one day I will become a white swan too".

But the difference between a genius and an ordinary person who is not a genius is the difference between a swan and a duck.

A gray duckling can turn into a beautiful swan.

And the gray ducklings can only grow into wild ducks.

"Archer, why are you crying?" He didn't realize that he was crying until the last crane touched his face.

"I'm a little sad," he said.

"Don't cry, don't cry, snore...why are you sad?"

"The gap between wild ducks and swans is too great. The wild ducks are miserable! I pity the wild ducks!"

He also didn't know what he was talking about with Zui Hesheng, who was still a little awkward with the words in front of him.

But maybe it was because she couldn't speak well that he was willing to confess this to her.

"Why does Archer feel sorry for the wild duck?"

This most important thing is probably to eat several hundred thousand whys.

"Because it's nothing compared to a swan, isn't it! Its feathers are also ugly!"

"Does the wild duck feel the same way?"

"……Maybe."

"But I don't feel sorry for wild ducks."

"Why?" It was his turn to ask back.

"Because swans are swans, and wild ducks are wild ducks. They are different species. Why do wild ducks compare themselves with swans?"

"...Because he is jealous of the swan's feathers."

By the way, why do three-year-olds know that species are different...

"Then why are you jealous?"

"Because wild ducks will never have white and beautiful feathers in their lifetime!"

"But as long as the feathers can keep warm and make the wild duck fly, isn't that enough?" The little Zui Hesheng looked at him, "If this wild duck doesn't even have feathers, I will feel sorry for him... yeah It's too pessimistic."

"... Am I that pessimistic..."

"Well...it's actually not bad."

what……

Why do I have to be taught to be human by the two of you in my dream...

Oikawa Toru closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, the scene changed again.

This time...the roof of the bus?

He stared at the surveillance camera on the car in bewilderment, and just wanted to check if he was being pressed by something, but in the next second, two different hands stretched out in front of his eyes.

"Pain, pain, pain -! Don't talk about your face, don't talk about your face!"

"woke up?"

"Awake?"

Is the normal size Iwaizumi Kazuki and Kiyase most Tsuruu.

"……woke up……"

"Very good, if you don't wake up, I'm going to splash water on your face."

"..."

"Why are you still standing there! Get out of the car! Don't you see Master waiting for us?!"

"Oh oh oh!!"

"You can sleep so deeply in half an hour on the bus. If it weren't for your birthday today, see if I will cut you."

"Ah... today is my birthday?"

"?"

"Xiaoyan! Forget it! Don't beat him for his birthday!"

"Why do you think we took such a long car? It's not because you want to eat Ando's cheesecake!"

"..."

"It's over, Xiaoyan, Archer can't even speak when he wakes up after falling asleep."

"Be stupid. It's best to be stupid. Sell it by the catty."

"……I had a dream."

"Can you still dream at this moment?"

"So what did you dream about? So dazed? Zombies chasing you?"

"Hiss...it's something scarier than zombies."

"What could be scarier than zombies?"

"I don't know, I don't remember what I dreamed about."

"I always feel that this fool Chuan is scolding us."

"??? I'm not me without you, don't talk nonsense!!!"

"Look, if you don't feel guilty immediately!"

"I didn't expect you to be this kind of Ji Chuanche...Xiaoyan, let's go back and let him celebrate his birthday alone."

"No—! Are you willing to leave Oi Chuanche, who is so cute, handsome, and a great player?! Are you willing?! Ah?! Are you really going to leave??!"