Buddhist villain

It was a good time in the afternoon, and the sun was so bright that it could pass through the thick black clouds in the devil world and leak into the sleeping hall.

The window of the main hall was open to the outside, and the young man in black sat in front of the desk that had ravaged the painting demon, with a brush in his hand, writing something seriously stroke by stroke.

And beside him, the Shadowless Sword stood quietly, and its faint shadow fell on the young man.

The young man narrowed his eyes slightly, as if he was writing, then thought, and after thinking, he even reached out to tease the Shadowless Sword.

"Turn around and let me have a look." Mo Zi's voice was a little bit doting, but peaceful.

The Shadowless Sword, which has never made a sound, actually twisted twice and made a soft buzzing sound, as if to say "I don't want it~!"

"Be good, our Xiaoying is the best!" Qi Xiu's voice was gentle, and his eyes were also gentle, and those eyes, like the sun, fell on Wuyingjian.

The Shadowless Sword swayed unexpectedly, and turned around obediently.

As a result, the devil's eyes became more gentle, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. His slender fingers and white jade-like fingertips brushed against the blade of the Shadowless Sword, and the Shadowless Sword trembled comfortably!

"Don't be afraid, Xiao Yingying bent down, uncle will check your body!"

Therefore, the faint sword shadow of the Shadowless Sword bent a strange arc, like a fully drawn bow, revealing the most intimate places for Qi Xiu to caress.

"The hardness of the blade is good, but the toughness is a bit lacking~!"

The Shadowless Sword made a buzzing sound.

"Although you can't see it, you can touch it. There is still a faint shadow in the sun, which shows that you are not really shadowless, and it is not the kind of body I imagined, but a transparent body. Made of refined materials~!"

The faint shadow of Wuying Sword made a shy gesture.

"Okay, alright, even though you are such a shadowless sword, even though you can't cause space-time distortion and become invisible, I still like you!"

So the faint shadow of the Shadowless Sword rubbed against Qi Xiu's chin.

Qi Xiu actually touched the hilt of the sword knowingly, and comforted him: "Don't be too inferior~! You can use Qi Laomo's body as the scabbard, it seems that it should be made of bionic materials. Xiaoyingying, you can enter my body ?"

The Shadowless Sword shook his head aggrievedly!

Qi Xiu said: "Oh, then what are you like in Old Devil Qi's body?"

The Shadowless Sword chirped twice, and Qi Xiu said, "It turned out to be the same as now... This means that there is a hollow in Qi Laomo's body for you to use as a scabbard."

As he said that, Qi Xiu took out a water ladle from his arms, and transformed it into a small knife with his magic energy, and said to Wuying Jian: "Come on, let me scrape a little bit of your sword blade into the water ladle and see What part of Qi Laomo's body are you in?"

The Shadowless Sword shrank back, and Qi Xiu coaxed patiently with a more gentle voice: "It doesn't hurt, don't worry, it doesn't hurt at all, I will treat you gently and carefully..."

Bang!

Before he could finish his sentence, the door of the bedroom was kicked open by Qi Dongye.

It's really...unbearable! !

My own sword Wuying was played like this! !

wrong!It turns out that you can still play like this! !

"Nizi, what are you doing!" Qi Laomo yelled angrily with his brows upside down.

Qi Xiu had received Qi Dongye's negative emotions a long time ago, so even when faced with the strange scene of catching rape at this moment, he remained calm and did not change his expression.

Poor Wuyingjian, who was frightened by Laomo Qi's roar like this!

Whoosh and hid behind Qi Xiu!

Qi Dongye was going to die of anger!

"come over!"

Qi Xiu walked over obediently, and Qi Dongye said angrily, "I'm not calling you! Wuying, come here!"

The Shadowless Sword actually... unexpectedly came out from behind Qi Xiu reluctantly and reluctantly, and came to Qi Dongye's side with aggrieved reluctance.

Qi Dongye held Wuying Sword, really wanted to chop this devil with one sword!

"What did you do to Wuying!" Qi Dongye gritted his teeth, the Mozun lost all his compulsion at this moment.

Qi Xiu said: "I didn't do anything, but Wuying chased me and killed me at first. I couldn't beat it, so I couldn't do anything, so I used charm on it."

Qi Dongye shouted: "Nonsense! How could Wuying be charmed?"

Qi Xiu said: "Father, listen to me, of course Xiaoying will not be charmed by me, but I am not reconciled, so when I used the charm on it for the tenth time, it was probably also annoyed by me, so I suddenly laughed Me, I say that my charm skills are not distracted at all!"

Qi Dongye: ...

Qi Xiu sneaked a glance at Qi Dongye, and said, "Then... I asked how it wanted to get away? It said it was very lacking in love... Then I gave it love, and then gave it a name, At first I called him Dawuying and it snorted at me. I tried more than 30 names, and it said it liked the name Xiaoying... Then... Then I chatted with it casually, and then, it agreed to let me Check it out."

Qi Dongye: ...

Qi Dongye looked at the Shadowless Sword in his hand, and suddenly began to doubt his life!

The Shadowless Sword is a divine sword made of black ice and white iron in the extremely cold place. In order to make it have the same heart and one mind with him, he specially refined it with his own soul!

As a result, when did this main body actually like to chat with people?

I also like being called Xiaoyingying! ! !

Reminiscent of the last time the painting demon cried and shouted not to let it teach Qi Xiu again, seeing the shadowless sword in his hand actually made Qi Xiu call Xiao Yingying to check his body!

Qi Dongye suddenly felt that no devil in this world could be trusted!

"You are quite courageous!" Qi Dongye said, "If you don't teach you a lesson, you won't even know who your father is!"

Qi Dongye forced out a drop of his own blood, just as he was about to activate the demonic gu, a terrible thought suddenly entered his mind: What if... what if the demonic gu was also bewitched by Qi Xiu! ! !

"Kneel down!" Qi Dongye shouted.

Qi Xiu knelt down obediently.

Qi Dongye has nothing to do, let's fight... He has top-level healing skills, so he can't hurt at all.

Kill it... Hey, no one in this world has ever been able to escape from his clutches. Wouldn't it be an admission of defeat just to kill him like this!

Of course you have to keep it and torture it!

As a result, Huamo knelt down, and Wuying was about to be played as the favorite of the Holy Child!

Qi Dongye held back for a while, and finally choked out a sentence: "The Immortal League has gathered many cultivators in Zhonghai, and this deity is going to attack them. You follow this deity, and you are not allowed to do anything except sleep every day!"

Qi Xiu heaved a sigh of relief, Qi Xiu was really afraid that Qi Dongye's turbulent negative emotions just now would piss him off and kill himself.

The result is just bedtime.

so far so good!

So Qi Xiu simply agreed: "Okay~!"

After finishing speaking, Qi Xiu threw himself on the bed unceremoniously, and with a swagger, Qi Dongye's big bed was occupied.

"Father's bed is very soft and comfortable to sleep on." Qi Xiu commented, "It's a pity that it is pure black. If it can be woven with some gold and silver threads inside, it will become colorful black when it is illuminated!"

Qi Dongye suddenly didn't want to sleep anymore!

Not at all!

"Get out!" Qi Dongye picked up Qi Xiu and threw him outside the bedroom, "Kneel for me outside! Don't make any more trouble!"

Qi Xiu groaned, and knelt outside the bedroom with some regret.

Qi Dongye waved his sleeves, and the door of the dormitory closed with a bang. For the first time... after coming out of the Netherworld, it was the first time that he didn't find someone to sleep at night!

When Qi Dongye was the only one in the dormitory, his voice was low and full of sternness, and he said coldly: "Wuying! You are so courageous!"

However, the Shadowless Sword that was broken by Qi Xiu groaned and let out a buzzing sound, that voice seemed to say: "Call me Xiaoyingying~!"

Qi Dongye calmed down, waved his hand over the Shadowless Sword, and erased all the memories of being demonized by Qi Xiu today.The Shadowless Sword was finally broken into buzzing humming again.

After returning to Wuying and returning to the right path, Qi Dongye took it into his body, one person with one sword, sleeping soundly without dreams.

And Qi Xiu doesn't need to sleep when he kneels outside the palace, he is still kneeling anyway, he has to practice his tricks at any time!

So he used magic energy to create a pen, continued to write and draw, deduced various formulas, and slid one bionic material after another in his mind.Not only that, he also found Qi Miemen through the Xuanguang Mirror, and asked about the exam status of the Nether Ghost Dao by the way.

Qi Miemen sat on the seat of the deputy envoy of the Nether Ghost Dao, and Qi Xiu complained: "Holy Son, I have already conducted a mock ghost qualification test according to your instructions! Those ghosts are crying, it is really miserable What a tragedy! They said they would never be ghosts of the Nether Ghost Dao in their next life!"

Qi Xiu reflected for a while, and said: "It's true that it's not good to give them only one chance... How about this, I'll give them a debut question, and any questions that can be answered will be awarded ten points in the ghost qualification exam!"

Qi Miemen:! ! !

Qi Xiu showed Qi Miemen one by one the values ​​of the Shadowless Sword that he had measured just now.

In the end, I compiled five questions for the ghost qualification competition!

Question 135: Given a certain weapon, the length is 2cm, the average thickness is [-]cm, the toughness is k, and the stressed area is... Find the relationship between fracture toughness, strength and plasticity, and derive the formula.

Question 120: It is known that a certain weapon can be hidden in the body of a demon, and can be bent at will, with a maximum angle of [-] degrees... Find the energy required for the high polymer material of this weapon to be tempered.

Question 60: At present, it is known that the angle of light is 55.3 degrees and the relative humidity is [-]%. When the light passes through a certain transparent material, the area of ​​the shadow left is... Find the physical and chemical properties of the material...

There are 2~3 small questions under each big question, and the total score is [-] points.

When Qi Miemen saw these five questions, he immediately knelt down, and the wailer shouted: "Holy Son! Don't do this! This will make millions of ghosts from the Nether Ghost Dao defect to the Buddhist hell!"

Qi Xiu comforted: "Don't worry, it won't happen, definitely not!"

Just kidding!Doing a Mathematical Olympiad can lead to treason? ?Where can defect to?Isn't there no Mathematical Olympiad in foreign countries? !

Besides... After being taken over by myself, don't Buddhist hells do Olympiad questions?Can you take the Olympiads of the five majors together?

Qi Miemen was hopeless in his heart, but he watched Qi Xiu kneel outside Qi Dongye's bedroom and gave orders without any damage. He knew that the holy son was definitely better than the devil from the devil, so he had no choice but to follow Qi Xiu's request. Publish the quizzes for the ghost qualification competition.

In the end, what surprised Qi Miemen was: those ghosts in Youming Guidao were so frenzied that they were screaming loudly a second ago, "Don't, I won't do any more questions in my life"!In the next second, some ghosts started to waste sleep and food to do the questions! !

Finally, when the sun rose the next day, Qi Xiu saw all the ghosts in the Xuanguang mirror showing their magical powers and trying to solve the problem without sleep, and finally a big stone fell in his heart.

The millions of people in this imperial capital are well-informed, and there must be a lot of geniuses with strange skills and ingenuity. The refining method of the Shadowless Sword... Oh, I'm sorry, it should be a copycat method, which should be released soon!At that time, it will produce hundreds of thousands of Wuying knockoff swords, and a magic hand is not a problem at all!

Since there are a large number of ghosts to help solve the problem, and the Shanzhai Wuying Sword is just around the corner, shouldn't I report Yue Dugu's safety now?