Hello rebirth, goodbye rebirth
Chapter 29 New Year ...
Ye Yuanzhou actually didn't intend to make a call, he just hoped that he could spend a good year with Li Shunming's text messages in his hands.
So when the business of 'beep~~~beep~~~' came from the mobile phone, I was shocked.After being stunned for a while, he instinctively pressed the hang up button.
However, because Li Shunming's mobile phone has a great and arduous task, the alarm clock, the volume is still turned up very loudly.Then, he heard Ye Yuanzhou's phone call.
Go to the bedroom and look, Ye Yuanzhou.At this time, is it a mistake?
Still, call back to wish him a happy new year, shall we?
So Ye Yuanzhou sat on the bed and stared at his mobile phone. Just as the clock was about to ring at zero, his mobile phone rang too. It was actually Li Shunming!
Ye Yuanzhou hurried out of the room to answer the phone.
First, he said softly, "...Hello?"
"Uh, hello, is this Ye Yuanzhou?"
"I am."
"I'm Li Shunming."
"I know."
"Did you make a mistake just now?"
"...Ah, yes, I made a typo, hahahaha."
"I just said, Happy New Year~"
"Well, Happy New Year~"
"Okay, it's nothing, I'll hang up."
"Wait!" Ye Yuanzhou hurriedly stopped.
"what's up?"
"...Um, what are you going to do tomorrow?" Ye Yuanzhou was sweating profusely, and finally came up with such a sentence.
"Tomorrow, I heard that I'm going back to the countryside to visit relatives for New Year's greetings."
"Oh, then you should go to bed early and recharge your energy."
"Well, you too, go to bed early, goodbye."
"and many more!"
"what happened?"
"I'm going to visit relatives tomorrow too. It's so annoying."
"You have a lot of relatives, right? Will you please? Give you a lot of lucky money?"
"How do you know? It's really true, and they are all swarming up, and they are so annoying."
"Isn't this how it's played on TV? You guys are more tired. The more you gain, the more you lose."
"Oh, I really miss tomorrow..." Go play with you.
"what?"
"It's nothing, I won't bother you anymore, you'd better have a good rest."
"Well, goodbye."
Back in the room, Ye Yuanzhou pretended to watch TV, holding the phone tightly in his hand.In the column of answered calls, there was a name called Li Shunming, which made him wish to kiss that name a few times. He hoped that through that name, he could truly embrace the person behind the name.
Looking at the three small characters on the screen of the phone, Ye Yuanzhou almost stared at them, but suddenly became annoyed, why didn't he say a few more words?A silly sentence to go to bed early, sleepy hair, chatting more is serious.
I don't know which country Li Shunming is going to go to tomorrow morning.
Probably Ye Yuanzhou stared at the screen for too long, and the old general Ye saw his abnormality, "Zhou Zhou, what are you looking at? Is there a photo of a beautiful girl in the phone?"
Ye Yuanzhou said yes, and stuffed the phone into his pocket.Then I regretted even more, why didn't I take some photos of Xiao Shunmin?It's also good to relieve the pain of lovesickness.
Li Shunming didn't have so many twists and turns. He fell asleep after watching the Spring Festival Gala.
Only at this time did the single bed show how good it is. During the stay of the third aunt’s family, only Li Shunming held his ground because of the small size of the bed. An extra cousin slept in the mother-in-law’s bed, and an extra third aunt slept in Ms. Li’s bed. The third uncle built a bedding on the sofa.
Everyone should go to bed early, I don't know what time to get up in the morning.
Sure enough, it was only dawn in the morning, and Li Shunming felt that he had just lay down and was woken up.
Someone downstairs is setting off firecrackers, and it's not a family!Li Shunming suddenly felt that the country's ban on fireworks and firecrackers could not be more wise and mighty. If there is something to describe how annoying the sound of these strings of firecrackers is, then Li Shunming thinks that this article is over. will be ringing.
Early in the morning, everyone ate breakfast in the midst of getting up and rushed to the bus station.
Li Shunming leaned on the car window and looked out one field after another, almost all of which were covered by white plastic greenhouses.
In fact, N City has developed rapidly in recent years, and there are very few fertile fields. There are shopfronts on both sides of the road, and it is almost connected from N City to the bus station in the village.
For Chinese New Year, everyone knows that there is no business, and they don’t look at the store. They all sit around a few tables and play mahjong. A charcoal brazier is burned under the mahjong table, which is still very warm in the cold wind.
Li Shunming hasn't been to the countryside for a long time, and it doesn't count to expand training and experience life in a farmhouse.So he really didn't react to the scene of walking into the yard with a puddle of chicken shit.
Fortunately, when Li Shunming was hesitating, he was pushed behind by his impatient cousin, and he staggered forward, missing the pile of yellow, green and green things.Li Shunming couldn't help but thank his cousin at this time, he had never seen this woman so pleasing to the eye, Li Shunming decided not to care about her evil deed of eating his four chocolates last night.
However, these chickens are more energetic than him. It's freezing in winter, and all his elders will be jumping in the cold, wishing to plunge into the bed and never come out again. They can actually cover the ground. shit.
Li Shunming's third uncle's family not only raised chickens but also planted some flowering shrubs?Now it's winter and there are no flowers, and even the leaves have almost fallen.However, the few kumquat trees that bear fruit are still very lush, hanging on the trees like small lanterns, oh, in fact, some are real lanterns.
Li Shunming and his cousin sat quietly on the long chairs in the main room, watching their mother-in-law surrounded by a group of old men and old ladies, recalling the past.
This thickened until the noon meal, and continued to thicken after the meal.
When he got home at night, Li Shunming felt that the dry rice he ate had thickened.
His mind was full of his parents and his family, and when Li Shunming was washing the dishes, he was still thinking about the cousin of his mother-in-law's cousin's sister-in-law's daughter's cousin.Such a superb man should really be thrown away!This time I hit up my sister-in-law and next time, maybe I'll hit up my sister-in-law and her son!
After washing the dishes, Li Shunming planned to sit in front of the computer and make up a small game to play, when he received a call from Wu Feng, "Little Shunmin! My dad brought me a big box of fireworks~~~ let's set it off together! !!"
Li Shunming turned off the computer and ran to the basketball court in Wu Feng's community. There were already a bunch of boys gathered around the playground waiting to watch the fireworks show.
Li Shunming's Chocolate
On a certain day of a certain year, a certain month, I don't know exactly where this place is. Anyway, it doesn't look like a normal earth.
There are two little foxes in the fox den, a red-skinned fox named Li Shunming, and a white-skinned fox named Ye Yuanzhou.
Although the chubby fox Li Shunming is not as qualified as the other chubby fox Ye Yuanzhou, he was born as a nine-tailed fox.But people heard that it was the reincarnation of the great immortal Zhang Moyuan or something, so they still know a lot of cultivation methods.
The skill of the two little foxes is the comparison between half a catty and eight taels, plus the two little meatballs are practicing very hard.The elders have high expectations for them.
However, Li Shunming has a very bad hobby. He likes to eat chocolate, which is not just a general preference.
The first thing Li Shunming learned was the technique of transporting the five ghosts, which was used to steal chocolate from the counter in the world.By the way, force Ye Yuanzhou to also learn the invisibility and delusion skills, and help him steal chocolates together.
So, he ate too much.
Well, I eat a lot of sweets, plus small animals, and I don't like brushing my teeth.
Tooth decay.
Li Shunming huddled in the soft nest between him and Ye Yuanzhou, rolled himself into a small ball, shivering with pain while hugging his big tail.
Ye Yuanzhou kept sticking out his pink tongue to lick him beside him, trying to relieve his pain.Not only that, but she also extended her nine little tails to Li Shunming for him to hug together.
Li Shunming was in such pain that even the elders were alarmed.After treating Li Shunming, the bearded elder stroked his long snow-white beard and said, "Well, I'll prescribe some medicine for you first. But, Xiao Shunmin, this chocolate, you can't eat more in the future Lah. You see, not only do you suffer from toothache, but you are several times fatter than Ye Yuanzhou now. How can you learn charm in the future?"
Li Shunming covered his face, as expected, his big belly was really not very attractive.
So Li Shunming made up his mind, he wants to give up chocolate!
But Li Shunming's autonomy is really poor.So Ye Yuanzhou took on a glorious and arduous task, to supervise Xiao Shunmin not to steal chocolate!
However, Ye Yuanzhou secretly licked Li Shunming's tail while Li Shunming was asleep, seeing Li Shunming's greedy but afraid to eat really made people feel distressed.
Lick it again, this big tail that used to be slick and smooth has lost its luster recently because of Li Shunming's weight loss.
Ye Yuanzhou made up his mind, why would he be so slender!How cute is Chubby.
Another day, Li Shunming, who had lost a lot of weight, sat on a boulder on the top of the mountain with his tail in his arms, staring at the moon in awe.
The tip of the ear was brushed by something soft, Li Shunming's ear tip is very sensitive, so he immediately felt that it was Ye Yuanzhou's tail!
"What are you doing here?"
"I went to the world to steal some chocolates." Ye Yuanzhou sat down beside Li Shunming, and hugged Li Shunming's tail as a cushion.
Li Shunming swallowed, "But, I can't eat."
"It's okay, this is a reward. Let's play a game. Guess how many chocolates I have in my pocket right now? If you guessed right, I'll give you both!"
Li Shunming continued to swallow, "That! Then I guess it's five yuan!"
Ye Yuanzhou smiled slyly, leaned forward and kissed the corner of Li Shunming's mouth, "Well, then I still owe you three yuan~"
Li Shunming, who was kissed openly, was petrified, and it took him a long time to remember, "But, that will make you fat."
Then he was hugged by Ye Yuanzhou, and continued to kiss, "Little fool, you are my fox now, who are you going to confuse by learning charm?"
Many, many years later, a fat red-skinned fox was crushed by a handsome white-skinned fox. kindness..."
The white-skinned fox ignored him and continued to exercise.
"Look, um, only, um, um, those lowly, um, human beings, um, face to face, um, aren't all of our fox clan, um, from behind, um, ah..."
The white-skinned fox felt refreshed after being pinched, and then he raised his head and kissed the fat red fox under him, "Is the flesh on your belly softer? Since Xiao Shunmin likes the back position, let's wait..."
The author has something to say: Today's concert, LIVE is very PERFECT! ! ! !
There is no ticket for marmalade, and I wanted to buy scalper tickets with my classmates, but I couldn’t get them! ! ! !
After 1 hour of chaos in the wind, by virtue of her beauty (==#) in the black light, I attracted a passerby to give me two tickets. ! !
In the end, a little kid came over to snatch the ticket, and it couldn't get in if it was torn apart, so mad! ! ! ! ! !
Wouldn't it be so amazing!One second someone gave away a free ticket and the next second it was torn up! ! ! !
I'm going ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! ! ! !
Ah hey, marmalade is such a tragedy, if you don't leave a comment to comfort me, it won't make sense! ! ! !
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So when the business of 'beep~~~beep~~~' came from the mobile phone, I was shocked.After being stunned for a while, he instinctively pressed the hang up button.
However, because Li Shunming's mobile phone has a great and arduous task, the alarm clock, the volume is still turned up very loudly.Then, he heard Ye Yuanzhou's phone call.
Go to the bedroom and look, Ye Yuanzhou.At this time, is it a mistake?
Still, call back to wish him a happy new year, shall we?
So Ye Yuanzhou sat on the bed and stared at his mobile phone. Just as the clock was about to ring at zero, his mobile phone rang too. It was actually Li Shunming!
Ye Yuanzhou hurried out of the room to answer the phone.
First, he said softly, "...Hello?"
"Uh, hello, is this Ye Yuanzhou?"
"I am."
"I'm Li Shunming."
"I know."
"Did you make a mistake just now?"
"...Ah, yes, I made a typo, hahahaha."
"I just said, Happy New Year~"
"Well, Happy New Year~"
"Okay, it's nothing, I'll hang up."
"Wait!" Ye Yuanzhou hurriedly stopped.
"what's up?"
"...Um, what are you going to do tomorrow?" Ye Yuanzhou was sweating profusely, and finally came up with such a sentence.
"Tomorrow, I heard that I'm going back to the countryside to visit relatives for New Year's greetings."
"Oh, then you should go to bed early and recharge your energy."
"Well, you too, go to bed early, goodbye."
"and many more!"
"what happened?"
"I'm going to visit relatives tomorrow too. It's so annoying."
"You have a lot of relatives, right? Will you please? Give you a lot of lucky money?"
"How do you know? It's really true, and they are all swarming up, and they are so annoying."
"Isn't this how it's played on TV? You guys are more tired. The more you gain, the more you lose."
"Oh, I really miss tomorrow..." Go play with you.
"what?"
"It's nothing, I won't bother you anymore, you'd better have a good rest."
"Well, goodbye."
Back in the room, Ye Yuanzhou pretended to watch TV, holding the phone tightly in his hand.In the column of answered calls, there was a name called Li Shunming, which made him wish to kiss that name a few times. He hoped that through that name, he could truly embrace the person behind the name.
Looking at the three small characters on the screen of the phone, Ye Yuanzhou almost stared at them, but suddenly became annoyed, why didn't he say a few more words?A silly sentence to go to bed early, sleepy hair, chatting more is serious.
I don't know which country Li Shunming is going to go to tomorrow morning.
Probably Ye Yuanzhou stared at the screen for too long, and the old general Ye saw his abnormality, "Zhou Zhou, what are you looking at? Is there a photo of a beautiful girl in the phone?"
Ye Yuanzhou said yes, and stuffed the phone into his pocket.Then I regretted even more, why didn't I take some photos of Xiao Shunmin?It's also good to relieve the pain of lovesickness.
Li Shunming didn't have so many twists and turns. He fell asleep after watching the Spring Festival Gala.
Only at this time did the single bed show how good it is. During the stay of the third aunt’s family, only Li Shunming held his ground because of the small size of the bed. An extra cousin slept in the mother-in-law’s bed, and an extra third aunt slept in Ms. Li’s bed. The third uncle built a bedding on the sofa.
Everyone should go to bed early, I don't know what time to get up in the morning.
Sure enough, it was only dawn in the morning, and Li Shunming felt that he had just lay down and was woken up.
Someone downstairs is setting off firecrackers, and it's not a family!Li Shunming suddenly felt that the country's ban on fireworks and firecrackers could not be more wise and mighty. If there is something to describe how annoying the sound of these strings of firecrackers is, then Li Shunming thinks that this article is over. will be ringing.
Early in the morning, everyone ate breakfast in the midst of getting up and rushed to the bus station.
Li Shunming leaned on the car window and looked out one field after another, almost all of which were covered by white plastic greenhouses.
In fact, N City has developed rapidly in recent years, and there are very few fertile fields. There are shopfronts on both sides of the road, and it is almost connected from N City to the bus station in the village.
For Chinese New Year, everyone knows that there is no business, and they don’t look at the store. They all sit around a few tables and play mahjong. A charcoal brazier is burned under the mahjong table, which is still very warm in the cold wind.
Li Shunming hasn't been to the countryside for a long time, and it doesn't count to expand training and experience life in a farmhouse.So he really didn't react to the scene of walking into the yard with a puddle of chicken shit.
Fortunately, when Li Shunming was hesitating, he was pushed behind by his impatient cousin, and he staggered forward, missing the pile of yellow, green and green things.Li Shunming couldn't help but thank his cousin at this time, he had never seen this woman so pleasing to the eye, Li Shunming decided not to care about her evil deed of eating his four chocolates last night.
However, these chickens are more energetic than him. It's freezing in winter, and all his elders will be jumping in the cold, wishing to plunge into the bed and never come out again. They can actually cover the ground. shit.
Li Shunming's third uncle's family not only raised chickens but also planted some flowering shrubs?Now it's winter and there are no flowers, and even the leaves have almost fallen.However, the few kumquat trees that bear fruit are still very lush, hanging on the trees like small lanterns, oh, in fact, some are real lanterns.
Li Shunming and his cousin sat quietly on the long chairs in the main room, watching their mother-in-law surrounded by a group of old men and old ladies, recalling the past.
This thickened until the noon meal, and continued to thicken after the meal.
When he got home at night, Li Shunming felt that the dry rice he ate had thickened.
His mind was full of his parents and his family, and when Li Shunming was washing the dishes, he was still thinking about the cousin of his mother-in-law's cousin's sister-in-law's daughter's cousin.Such a superb man should really be thrown away!This time I hit up my sister-in-law and next time, maybe I'll hit up my sister-in-law and her son!
After washing the dishes, Li Shunming planned to sit in front of the computer and make up a small game to play, when he received a call from Wu Feng, "Little Shunmin! My dad brought me a big box of fireworks~~~ let's set it off together! !!"
Li Shunming turned off the computer and ran to the basketball court in Wu Feng's community. There were already a bunch of boys gathered around the playground waiting to watch the fireworks show.
Li Shunming's Chocolate
On a certain day of a certain year, a certain month, I don't know exactly where this place is. Anyway, it doesn't look like a normal earth.
There are two little foxes in the fox den, a red-skinned fox named Li Shunming, and a white-skinned fox named Ye Yuanzhou.
Although the chubby fox Li Shunming is not as qualified as the other chubby fox Ye Yuanzhou, he was born as a nine-tailed fox.But people heard that it was the reincarnation of the great immortal Zhang Moyuan or something, so they still know a lot of cultivation methods.
The skill of the two little foxes is the comparison between half a catty and eight taels, plus the two little meatballs are practicing very hard.The elders have high expectations for them.
However, Li Shunming has a very bad hobby. He likes to eat chocolate, which is not just a general preference.
The first thing Li Shunming learned was the technique of transporting the five ghosts, which was used to steal chocolate from the counter in the world.By the way, force Ye Yuanzhou to also learn the invisibility and delusion skills, and help him steal chocolates together.
So, he ate too much.
Well, I eat a lot of sweets, plus small animals, and I don't like brushing my teeth.
Tooth decay.
Li Shunming huddled in the soft nest between him and Ye Yuanzhou, rolled himself into a small ball, shivering with pain while hugging his big tail.
Ye Yuanzhou kept sticking out his pink tongue to lick him beside him, trying to relieve his pain.Not only that, but she also extended her nine little tails to Li Shunming for him to hug together.
Li Shunming was in such pain that even the elders were alarmed.After treating Li Shunming, the bearded elder stroked his long snow-white beard and said, "Well, I'll prescribe some medicine for you first. But, Xiao Shunmin, this chocolate, you can't eat more in the future Lah. You see, not only do you suffer from toothache, but you are several times fatter than Ye Yuanzhou now. How can you learn charm in the future?"
Li Shunming covered his face, as expected, his big belly was really not very attractive.
So Li Shunming made up his mind, he wants to give up chocolate!
But Li Shunming's autonomy is really poor.So Ye Yuanzhou took on a glorious and arduous task, to supervise Xiao Shunmin not to steal chocolate!
However, Ye Yuanzhou secretly licked Li Shunming's tail while Li Shunming was asleep, seeing Li Shunming's greedy but afraid to eat really made people feel distressed.
Lick it again, this big tail that used to be slick and smooth has lost its luster recently because of Li Shunming's weight loss.
Ye Yuanzhou made up his mind, why would he be so slender!How cute is Chubby.
Another day, Li Shunming, who had lost a lot of weight, sat on a boulder on the top of the mountain with his tail in his arms, staring at the moon in awe.
The tip of the ear was brushed by something soft, Li Shunming's ear tip is very sensitive, so he immediately felt that it was Ye Yuanzhou's tail!
"What are you doing here?"
"I went to the world to steal some chocolates." Ye Yuanzhou sat down beside Li Shunming, and hugged Li Shunming's tail as a cushion.
Li Shunming swallowed, "But, I can't eat."
"It's okay, this is a reward. Let's play a game. Guess how many chocolates I have in my pocket right now? If you guessed right, I'll give you both!"
Li Shunming continued to swallow, "That! Then I guess it's five yuan!"
Ye Yuanzhou smiled slyly, leaned forward and kissed the corner of Li Shunming's mouth, "Well, then I still owe you three yuan~"
Li Shunming, who was kissed openly, was petrified, and it took him a long time to remember, "But, that will make you fat."
Then he was hugged by Ye Yuanzhou, and continued to kiss, "Little fool, you are my fox now, who are you going to confuse by learning charm?"
Many, many years later, a fat red-skinned fox was crushed by a handsome white-skinned fox. kindness..."
The white-skinned fox ignored him and continued to exercise.
"Look, um, only, um, um, those lowly, um, human beings, um, face to face, um, aren't all of our fox clan, um, from behind, um, ah..."
The white-skinned fox felt refreshed after being pinched, and then he raised his head and kissed the fat red fox under him, "Is the flesh on your belly softer? Since Xiao Shunmin likes the back position, let's wait..."
The author has something to say: Today's concert, LIVE is very PERFECT! ! ! !
There is no ticket for marmalade, and I wanted to buy scalper tickets with my classmates, but I couldn’t get them! ! ! !
After 1 hour of chaos in the wind, by virtue of her beauty (==#) in the black light, I attracted a passerby to give me two tickets. ! !
In the end, a little kid came over to snatch the ticket, and it couldn't get in if it was torn apart, so mad! ! ! ! ! !
Wouldn't it be so amazing!One second someone gave away a free ticket and the next second it was torn up! ! ! !
I'm going ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! ! ! !
Ah hey, marmalade is such a tragedy, if you don't leave a comment to comfort me, it won't make sense! ! ! !
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