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Chi Qingdao: "Naturally, I will pretend to be a woman to meet my grandmother."

Dongfang Bubai frowned and said, "Do you know this is the Sun Moon God Sect?"

Chi Qingdao: "I know this is the Sun Moon God Sect, but it's not a last resort? If I teach my grandmother that you are not a woman, you and I will never be clean in the future. One more thing is worse than one less thing. Just be a woman and hide it from her."

Dongfang Bubai knew that Chi Qing's words were reasonable, but he was still reluctant.After all, this is a god religion, and it would be too embarrassing for him to wear a dress to show the audience.

Seeing that he was unwilling, Chi Qing thoughtfully said: "If you really don't want to, then let it go."

The two have been together for so long, and Dongfang Bubai has already figured out his nature thoroughly. Chi Qing was obviously using retreat as an advance to teach him to grant his request, so he replied: "I'll see you later." Your father and mother, if I want you to pretend to be a woman, would you be willing?"

Chi Qing said with a smile: "If my father saw me dressed up as a woman, wouldn't he break my legs?"

Dongfang Bubai didn't really want him to pretend to be a woman, but he just put himself in his shoes and imagined how embarrassing it would be. Seeing that he didn't want to, he replied: "If the people of the God Sect saw me disguised as a woman, wouldn't they fall out? God?" It's not that he doesn't like women dressing up, but ever since he was with this person, he has long lost his admiration for women, and now he wants him to dress up as a woman, as if he knew that Chi Qing saw that he was not a girl, but he had to If you have the audacity to call him a girl, how can you tell him how to be embarrassed?

Chi Qing shook his head with a smile, and said, "Who said you are the leader of the god religion?"

Dongfang Bubai raised his eyebrows and looked at Chi Qing, wondering what he was paying attention to.

Chi Qingdao: "You don't need to worry about these things, I will take care of them for you, you just have to play 'Madam Chi' well. I promise to get rid of Big Brother Tong, and the rest of the elders won't even be able to see you." He said: "Besides, you have taught the ten elders to see your appearance in women's clothing as early as in the private school. If you want to be embarrassed, you should have been ashamed. Why are you so embarrassed now? My grandmother loves me since I was a child. If I teach her to know that you are not a daughter , I don’t know what is wrong with the anger. It is unfilial for me to cut off the incense of the Chi family, and I can’t bear to disappoint her anymore? "

After all, he gave Dongfang Bubai a very ambiguous look, and said: "What's more, during these days in Heimuya, Big Brother Tong and the other elders all regarded me as the 'wife of the leader'. But what do you say? , Who exactly does Jin Er call 'Dad' and who does she call 'Mother'? Have I dismissed half of the sentence?"

Dongfang Bubai looked into those teasing eyes, and said softly, "If you like it, let Jin'er call your mother later."

Hearing this, Chi Qing couldn't help raising his jaw and said with a smile: "Dongfang, it's impossible to be so shameless."

Dongfang Bubai secretly thought that the situation of the meeting would not allow him to refuse, sighed, and finally nodded in agreement.

Chi Qing looked at him very relieved, and sighed: "If you get a wife like this, what more can a husband ask for?"

Dongfang Bubai had long been too lazy to argue with him, and when the waiter brought the ornaments, Chi Qing ordered: "Go and call Elder Tong and Xuanwu."

"Yes." The waiter put the ornaments on the table one by one, and stepped back.

Chi Qing looked at the tray in front of him, picked out a bright red dress from it, and said, "This is it." After finishing speaking, he handed it to Dongfang Bubai, went to the table and picked up jewelry and hair accessories from the jewelry box. , earrings, neck ornaments, dazzling array.In the end, I fell in love with a bud, in the shape of a red plum, inlaid with pearls and jade, and embroidered with suspenders, shining brightly.After Dongfang Bubai changed into the skirt, he pulled him to sit down in front of the dressing table, took a wooden comb and pulled up all the black hair on his head, leaving two strands of blue hair on his cheeks, and he walked up the hairpin and asked: " Can you do your makeup?"

Dongfang Bubai said: "Yes."

Hearing this, Chi Qing took the powder and handed it in front of him, saying, "Hurry up." Although he told the congregation to slow down, the terrain on the Heimu Cliff is extremely dangerous, so you can set a time for one more stick of incense, and everyone will be happy. They will get to the top of the cliff, and they have no time to lose.

Dongfang Bubai glanced at Chi Qing, hesitated for a while and finally took the makeup powder.Seeing Dongfang Bubai skillfully applying powder on his face, Chi Qing knew that this was not the first time he had done such a thing, and the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't help but deepen.

Dongfang Bubai said: "Turn around."

Chi Qing whispered in his ear: "Dongfang, is there something on your body that I haven't seen before, what are you ashamed of?" After speaking, fearing that Dongfang Bubai would become angry from embarrassment, he hurriedly said, "I'll draw your eyebrows for you." He wanted to draw the thrush ink for Dongfang Bubai, but he had never painted eyebrows for others before, and he didn't even know how to use the thrush ink, so he had to hand it over to Dongfang Bubai to draw by himself.And he was idle by the side, seeing that his ears were not pierced, he immediately took a pen and dipped some rouge, pinched his earlobe and put a little cinnabar on each side, then looked at his face carefully, With a heartbeat, Huo Di pinched his chin and said, "Don't move." After saying that, the tip of the pen landed on his forehead.

Dongfang Bubai did not give up, and warm breath swept across his cheeks. After Chi Qing got his head back, he glanced at the bronze mirror, and saw that he had drawn a peony-like flower on his forehead. Tian couldn't help but glared at Chi Qing.

Chi Qing looked at Dongfang Bubai carefully, only to feel that the flower on the forehead was as bright as a flower, and she didn't know how charming it was.Seeing that his expression was not good, he was about to praise him, but he heard a knock on the door outside, and said: "Brother Tong is here, you draw it yourself, and I will explain something." Before leaving, he did not forget to tell him: " Don't rub the flower tins."

Tong Baixiong heard the words outside and asked curiously, "Wipe what?"

Chi Qing smiled and said: "It's nothing." After finishing speaking, he closed the door.

Tong Baixiong was puzzled, he wanted to open the door and knock to find out, "Why do you ask Brother Xuanwu and me?"

Chi Qing replied: "Brother Tong is invited to come forward for something." Looking at Xuanwu who had been standing by the side, he boasted with a smile: "Brother Xuanwu is really kind."

Tong Baixiong didn't understand the deep meaning of Chi Qing's words, so he patted Xuanwu's shoulder and said triumphantly, "Brother Xuanwu is kind and honest. I have nothing to say about him. My old boy just likes him. The court has his effect and can't be destroyed."

Xuanwu frowned, quite disgusted with the word 'Mie', but knowing Tong Baixiong's unrestrained temperament, he said to Chi Qing: "Young master is too famous."

Seeing Xuanwu's overly modest appearance, Chi Qing secretly thought that it would take at least one and a half months for his grandmother to rush from the capital to Heimuya, plus the days when the letter was delivered, he had already calculated when he would pass the message to the capital. No wonder he The day of returning to Beijing was postponed a few days ago.But it was already too late for the teacher to inquire about the crime, and said: "Grandmother is here, you should know this matter better than me, I just ask you, did you mention the matter between me and Dongfang in the letter?"

Xuanwu replied: "The subordinates don't know what the young master is talking about."

Chi Qingdao: "I don't know if that's the best, but Dongfang and I will definitely give my grandmother an explanation, and we will never delay you."

Tong Baixiong watched from the side, and said displeasedly: "Hey, why are you bullying others? Brother Xuanwu is such a good man, he saved your life, why are you being so fierce to him?"

Chi Qing secretly expressed grievances in his heart, at most he was not smiling, when did he show a fierce look?Said: "Brother Tong, you will give orders later. From today on, the Eastern leader will practice in closed doors. You will be in charge of everything in the teaching. If you are in trouble, you can go to the holy lady."

Tong Baixiong wondered: "Brother Chi, you are joking with my old boy. Now that Yingying is on the run, how can I find her? Besides, she betrayed the divine religion, and she is no longer a holy lady of the divine religion. Can you find her?"

Hearing this, Chi Qing said with a smile: "Who said that the Holy Sister has fled, isn't she in the house?"

Tong Baixiong wondered: "Why is Yingying in Dongfang Brothers' house? Could it be that there is something hidden about her betrayal of the divine religion?"

Chi Qingdao: "Whether there is any secret, brother Tong will know after a while." Let's talk, open the door and enter the house.

Tong Baixiong looked at the closed door and murmured: "What is this kid trying to do?"

Chi Qing returned to the room, looked at the person sitting in front of the dressing table, and said, "Can you make up?"

Dongfang Bubai heard the words, put down the rouge in his hand, got up and looked at Chi Qing.

Looking at Dongfang Bubai, Chi Qing couldn't help but lose his mind for a moment.If it is said that Dongfang Bubai who does not wear makeup on weekdays is indisputable, but at this time he is naturally charming.The face is like Shunhua, the eyebrows are like Handai, and the lips are like Danxia.Every step is shaking and trembling, the pearls and jade are shining, swaying and swaying, and there are countless seductive temptations.

Seeing Chi Qing looking at him without blinking, Dongfang Bubai frowned and said, "Not good?"

Chi Qing came back to his senses, and said with a smile: "It couldn't be better."

Dongfang Bubai said, "What exactly is your plan?"

Chi Qingdao: "Can I still cheat you? This matter must be taught to Brother Tong, so that he can help, but he doesn't know how he feels when he sees you like this." After finishing speaking, he stepped forward and took his hand, Stepped out the door.

Seeing the door open, Tong Baixiong looked in hastily, and was startled when he saw Chi Qing dragging a woman out.I only felt that the woman was born with a beautiful face, and her face was even more familiar, so I couldn't help staring at her for a while, then there was a "boom" in my mind, and I said dumbfounded: "Dong, Dong, Dongfang brothers ..."

Even Xuanwu, who was always expressionless, couldn't help being a little bit surprised, but Dongfang Bubai looked at them calmly, and pretended to be as he pretended, it was never his style to cover up.

Chi Qing pointed out from the side: "Brother Tong, this is not the leader of the East, but Ren Yingying, the holy aunt of the divine religion."

Tong Baixiong couldn't help asking: "You...what are you doing?"

Chi Qing explained: "My grandmother is on the way up to Heimuya, and I must not teach her about Dongfang. From today on, Dongfang is the holy aunt Ren Yingying, and I hope Brother Tong will be by my side. help."

Tong Baixiong said: "You...you are really messing around." If Chi Qing was the person in different clothes today, he would have laughed a lot, but it was hard for him to accept Dongfang Brother instead, after all, even if Dongfang Brother was good in his heart. Being masculine is also a superior person.

Chi Qing replied: "We also have a last resort."

Tong Baixiong looked at Dongfang Bubai, then at Chi Qing, and secretly thought that Dongfang brothers are willing to pretend to be women, so what's the use of talking more.He had a headache and said, "You can make trouble as you like, it has nothing to do with me, old boy." But in his heart, he thought that Brother Dongfang dressed as a girl is indeed much prettier than this kid...

Chi Qingyu smiled and said: "Thank you Brother Tong, since that's the case, please come back first, Xuanwu still needs to go with me to see my grandmother."

Hearing this, Tong Baixiong glanced at Xuanwu, and said: "Don't bully my brother Xuanwu when Laotong is not here, or I will expose you in front of your grandmother."

Chi Qing said: "How dare you."

Tong Baixiong reluctantly left the small house.

Seeing that he was gone, Chi Qing hurriedly went into the room to find a pile of gauze, wrapped it around her head several times, then took out the powder that Dongfang Bubai had just used, and wiped it on her face.After he made himself pale, he dragged Dongfang Bubai to the front hall.

After a while, a graceful and luxurious woman led a nun in Tsing Yi into the front hall, followed by several maidservants and a man in brocade clothes. The man in brocade clothes was accompanied by embroidered spring knives at his waist, waiting for the woman to enter In the front hall, they stood on both sides in a regular manner.But I saw the woman with a kind face, dressed in an apricot-yellow brocade dress, with an auspicious cloud bun on her head, and a phoenix pearl hairpin on her hairpin.

Seeing her, Chi Qing stepped forward to salute and said, "Xin'er pays respects to grandma."

Seeing Chi Qing, the woman helped him up in a hurry, and said, "Xin'er, get up quickly, let grandma take a good look at it." When Chi Qing got up, she saw the gauze tied on his forehead, and said in a trembling voice: "Xin'er , are you hurt?"

Chi Qing smiled and said: "No problem, it will be cured in a few days, Grandma Lao is worried."

The woman said, "How did you get hurt?"

Chi Qingfeng said lightly: "It's just a landslide."

The woman couldn't help showing horror when she heard the words, and said: "How dare you say that it was just a landslide. Do you know that this landslide can kill people if you are not careful? Who gave you the courage to leave alone? Jing came so far away? After you broke up with your father, you don’t know how to find your grandmother? Could it be that you are going to break up with my grandmother?”

Chi Qingdao: "Xin'er doesn't dare, I just don't want this unfilial grandson to bother my grandmother again."

When the woman heard the words, tears welled up in her eyes, which were still clear just now, and she said, "You silly child, how much suffering have you endured outside? Is it because of this injury that you have never returned to Beijing? You have returned to Beijing?" Dare to say in the letter that I took Xuanwu to travel around the mountains and rivers. If I don't come to you today, are you going to keep it a secret? You don't want your grandmother to worry about it, but you know that the more you don't say it, the more worried your grandmother will be. .”

Chi Qing obediently said: "Grandson knows his mistake."

The woman swallowed the soreness in her throat, looked at Xuanwu fiercely, and said, "How did you protect Xin'er, and dare to hide his injury from me?"

Hearing this, Xuanwu hurriedly knelt down and said, "It's my crime." But in his heart he secretly complained, who did he provoke?