darling darling

In the dark, cold courtyard, Sheng Yi lit a cigarette, sat impatiently on the concrete floor, smoking a suffocating cigarette, and said to Ah San, "You also saw it today, the whole city was made a mess by Fu Yunshen." Flying dog jump!" It sounded like a complaint, but Sheng Yi said it with a smile.

"I don't know if Mr. Fu's son has been found..." Ah San clasped his hands together and made an Amitabha gesture.

"I must have found it a long time ago! I don't know where the two of them are lying!" Sheng Yi babbled rather casually. He didn't know what he thought of, and became extremely melancholy again. He raised his head and looked up at the night sky at 45 degrees...

Ah San replied "Amitabha Buddha", and also looked up at the night sky devoutly at 45 degrees......

Ten minutes later, Sheng Yi stood up, patted his butt, and threw the cigarette butt into the flower bed, "Why hasn't that little monk come yet? Fuck! I don't have much time! Tell him not to dawdle! If you feel it, read the scriptures for me!" "Sheng Yi's tone was quite dissatisfied.

"I'll go and see what's going on!" Ah San also felt that Xiaoyou's movements were too slow this time, so he trotted all the way to Xiaoyou's room suspiciously!Knocked across the door, "Yu, are you in?"

Xiaobao's heart tightened in fright, and he whispered to Xiaoyou, "Tell your master, come out immediately!"

Xiaoyou didn't dare to act rashly. After all, there was a gun pointed at his back, and he shouted to the outside of the house, "Master, I'll be fine soon!" He continued the conversation just now in a low voice, "Why should I believe what you said? You said Is the drug in this box a drug?"

In the dark, Xiaobao blinked his big eyes, this question stumped him! "I have no evidence for you to believe me." Xiaobao replied honestly, "But think about it, are the people who come to the temple in the middle of the night devout pilgrims? By the way, that tall, fierce man Will you come tonight?"

***

"You mean Brother Sheng?" Xiaoyou asked.

"Ah."

"He comes here every Wednesday night to offer incense and worship Buddha. Master asked me to chant scriptures for him every Wednesday night, and to give him this suitcase." Xiaoyou trembling.

Come here every Wednesday night to offer incense and worship Buddha?

That's one big deal every week. ． ． ． ． ．

"Do you have a phone here?" Xiaobao asked.

"The phone is in Master's room, across the yard, across the way."

Call now, too risky! "Now take off your clothes. And the hat." Xiaobao said to Xiaoyou.

Xiaoyou said, "No, little benefactor, it's so cold..."

Xiaobao said, "Let me tell you the truth, I am the Dharma protector sent by the Tathagata Buddha to catch bad people next time. Today I finally found out that the person outside was doing something utterly unconscionable. The Tathagata Buddha has mercy on all living beings and must Stop this behavior!"

"Really?" Xiaoyou turned to look at Xiaobao, and after half a minute he exclaimed, "Wow, are you really the Dharma protector sitting down by the Tathagata Buddha?"

"real!"

Xiao Bao's heart sank, thankfully this little monk was more deceitful than he imagined, probably he only knows how to chant scriptures on weekdays, and he didn't know how many people used him. ． ． ． ． ．I had no choice but to lie to him today. If Ah San and Sheng Yi really found out about their drug dealing, I'm afraid they would really die!Little Treasure's brains turned quickly, "Today, I am entrusted by the Tathagata Buddha to punish the man outside Sheng Yi. But now the situation is critical, your master is guarding the door, I can't escape, so I need to wear your clothes clothes to escape."

"But...don't you all know magic?"

Xiao Bao had a feeling of dizziness, and had an idea, and continued to babble, "To tell you the truth, I am the protector of the Tathagata Buddha lurking in the world, and I cannot use spells casually. If humans see me using spells, we will return to the Western Paradise At that time, the magic power will be lost!"

Xiaoyou heard that what Xiaobao said was quite reasonable, and she believed it even more. "You are amazing, you can be the Buddha's protector at such a young age." After finishing speaking, he knelt on the ground, acting silly and very pious!

"Now you have to follow my plan." The world is pressing, Xiaobao looked at the figure standing outside the door, knowing that Ah San might barge in in a second, "Take off your clothes!"

"What about these drugs?" Xiaoyou asked.

Xiaobao thought for a while, "Keep it for now, don't startle the snake. By the way, teach me a few words of chanting by the way, I want to chant the scriptures instead of you, and let's see what evil things he will do." In fact, for Xiaobao Said, it is best to finish the scriptures quickly, then sneak to Ah San's room, call Fu Yunshen, and ask him to come to the temple to pick him up and go home is the most important thing!

"You must be careful! Don't be discovered!"

"Yeah." Xiaobao nodded, carrying a suitcase full of heroin, and walked out with his head down!

***

Above the Buddha Hall!

Ah San isn't here, so I'm probably going to check the daily incense money!In the entire huge Buddhist hall, there are only Xiao Bao and Sheng Yi who are forced to pretend to be young monks.

Xiao Bao was sitting in the corner, knocking on the wooden fish, holding the prayer beads nervously in his hand, making a humming and low nasal sound.He didn't memorize the few scriptures that Xiaoyou handed to him in a hurry, so he had to play by ear. ． ． ． ．

Buzz. ． ． ． ． ． ．

Buzz. ． ． ． ． ． ．

But Sheng Yi didn't notice it at all. He knelt on the cotton pad and worshiped Buddha devoutly!

How could a man who was five years old and three years old beg the Buddha with such a clear conscience now that he was stained with blood on his hands outside?He also hopes to enter the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss in the future?Xiaobao caressed Sheng Yi gently from the corner of his eye, thinking: If he can be Zhu Bajie, no one would dare to be Tang Seng. ． ． ． ． ． ．

For example, if one day Fu Yunshen becomes Monkey King, no one would dare to be Tang Seng.The Monkey King played by Fu Yunshen must have boiled Tang Seng himself first, and then he will be immortal and domineering!

The more Xiaobao thinks about it, the more amusing he is!

"Buddha, come today, I have three wishes for you to fulfill!" Sheng Yi opened his mouth unexpectedly.

Xiaobao was startled, and slowed down the speed of knocking on the wooden fish, wondering if Sheng Yi said this to himself?

No?

Yes?

Just a gamble?

Xiaobao thought for a while, lowered his throat, and answered Sheng Yi, "Sister Sheng, please tell me."

Sheng Yi was amazed: Usually he made a wish by himself, even if he said it out, Xiaoyou would obediently recite scriptures with his eyes closed and ignore him!Never expected that this new little monk would interrupt!He couldn't help but raised his lips and grinned, "Are you new here?"

"That's right." Xiaobao trembled with fright.He bet wrong! "I'm new here. Just now, Xiaoyou was feeling sick to his stomach. Master Asan invited me to chant sutras for the benefactor."

Sheng Yi raised the corners of his lips, "No wonder. Your voice is better than Xiaoyou's."

"No and no, people have their own strengths and weaknesses. After tempering and sublimation of the soul, you can be rewarded by heaven!" Xiaobao revealed all his worth and abilities, and after making nonsense, , sweating all over! "I don't know what wish Master Sheng has?"

Sheng Yi listened to Xiaobao's voice, and the more he listened to it, the more he liked it, "So, you are older than Xiaoyou?"

"I don't know what wish Master Sheng has?" Xiaobao repeated.He saw that Sheng Yi was deliberately looking for a topic to chat with himself, and said, "The Buddha said, when the time comes, the desired wish will not be realized."

Whether you can achieve it or not!The most important thing is, don't make things difficult for him, Fu Xiaobao!

"Your voice is really nice." Sheng Yi said to himself, seeming to have a special aftertaste, "I have an illusion of hearing it somewhere..."

Xiaobao buried his head deeper. ． ． ． ． ． ．

Sheng Yi clasped his hands together, "The first wish, within a week, the most coquettish Knight nightclub in Qingcheng will be in my hands!"

impossible!

Fu Yunshen had asked someone to handle Knight long ago.After all, it was the place where the two met for the first time, so how could they give it to Sheng Yi?

Xiaobao knocked on the wooden fish, lowered his head and thought for a while, "Sheng benefactor, the Buddha said, what belongs to you will always belong to you; That nightclub is over."

"You know a knitting yarn!" Sheng Yi was furious!

This little monk, just interrupted it!Now he even bothers himself to pray to Buddha!What audacity!

If it weren't for seeing that this is a Buddhist hall, this little monk would have been hacked into pieces!

"The Buddha said, that nightclub was originally owned by the benefactor Chu. If you take it away, you will only increase the lives of innocent people..." Xiaobao paused, and then said, "But, the Buddha asked me to tell you something. There's a better way."

Sheng Yi was so angry that his head smoked, "Say it quickly! What is a better way?"

Xiaobao knocked on the wooden fish and pinched a few beads, "The Buddha asked you, do you have a crush on a man named Fu Yunshen?"

After a long silence, Sheng Yi said, "...Yes."

It turns out that the Buddha knows everything. ． ． ． ． ．

Little Treasure didn't need to raise his head to imagine Sheng Yi's expression, "Fu Yunshen is not worth your pursuit. He will go to hell in the future. If you pursue him, you will never enter the Western Paradise. You will never get the Buddha Bless. That's why you never got Knight's because you loved the wrong guy."