All the strategies I have failed

"You are the heroine of the game."

The young man sitting opposite jumped off the conference table, ignored the "teaching director" who was still chattering there, and walked straight over.

Kiyono wanted to rub his eyes uncertainly, but a familiar word suddenly appeared in front of him.

[Contact player: 8/? 】

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[Contact players: 8/8. 】

[Because player No. 5 has not completed the love line, an alternate player has been randomly selected to maintain the stability of the game. 】

Kiyono: "..."? ? ?

[Tip: Don't make players feel abnormal. 】

On the opposite side of the girl, Edogawa Ranpo has returned to his original expression of squinting and walked over. If you want to say how he got here, it is really a disaster from heaven.

Neither Osamu Dazai nor Atsushi Nakajima went to the Armed Detective Agency this morning. Leaving aside Dazai, Atsushi has always been conscientious and has never been late. It is definitely impossible to miss work.

But Ranpo wasn't interested in these, he was eating snacks and rough snacks in his locker.

After eating to his heart's content, he found that the surrounding environment had changed.

That's right, he? Although he is still hiding in the cabinet, it is not his "secret base".

Edogawa Luanbu pushed open the small door, outside the cabinet was a row of rubber chairs and stools connected together, the wooden floor was smooth and bright, and there were many similar wardrobes on the opposite side, this scene is obviously not their armed detectives club lounge.

Even though there were very few things in sight, Luan Bu could tell at a glance... that he was hiding in a strange woman's closet.

This? This is probably the changing room for girls in some school, the kind specially set up for changing clothes in physical education class.

Unexpected misfortune came all of a sudden, and Edogawa Ranpo's mood was not very good.

[Please go to the political and educational office on the first floor. 】

Having said that, looking at the translucent light board in front of him that is suspected to be a game mission, he is a little curious.

Bending down to pick up the half-eaten snack that fell into the cabinet just now, never thought that the snack would return to its original full size as if it had been refreshed.

Edogawa Ranpo's eyes, which were usually squinted, opened.

*

Through the transparent light board, it can be seen at a glance that this is a large-scale GalGame. Ranbu decided to play with the system for the time being. While biting the delicious stick, he passed the NPC unimpeded to the Political and Education Office.

The teacher of the Political and Educational Office is obviously a tool for providing information. The other party has a sincere look on his face, revealing him inside and outside the words? He is a genius boy, a freshman who finally skipped a grade from junior high school and came to this school. Don't Live up to everyone's expectations or something.

Edogawa was not impressed by this, and the high school textbook handed over by the other party was not interesting.

At this moment, the door of the political and religious office was pushed open.

He could tell at a glance that Qingye was the heroine of this GalGame game world, and maybe she was the owner of the cabinet he stayed in when he first came to this world.

[God!I actually met a beautiful girl who fell in love with me at first sight in the report this day. This must be an arrangement of fate, you decide? 】

A. Greet him friendly.

B. Hug each other to show friendship.

The body was firmly fixed, and Edogawa Ranpo was stunned for a few seconds.

It was the same as the other players' initial psychological journey, so why not say that he understood the vulgar routines of this low-level game in an instant, and didn't even show the entanglement.

"I didn't fall in love at first sight." Edogawa Ranpo didn't struggle much as he muttered angrily, walking over and grabbing the strange petite girl in front of him.

Qing Ye, who was still shocked in his heart, was suddenly embraced, and his body touched a certain person. Although the other person was not hugged firmly, there was a strange masculine breath and a faint sweetness of snacks in the tip of his nose. , hit someone a little suspicious of life.

[Please respond according to the player's choice, and read the lines according to the prompts given by the game. 】

[Please hug the other person back shyly, and read the lines: Hello, you are so brave. 】

Kiyono: "..." Damn.

The person who finally regained his composure widened his eyes, and his heart was like ten thousand muddy horses galloping past on the green grassland.

In other words, is choice B correct?

It's no wonder that Ranbu chose this one, as expected of a boss... But it's too strange to hug him when we first meet!

However, the game instructions must be followed, and she trembled in pain and hugged him back: "Hello, you are so brave."

"Huh?" Edogawa, who originally wanted to let go of the girl, paused for a moment, lowered his head and looked straight at her, and touched his chin after a while: "Well, you are also the one who got here."

"..." It's a good one to kill from Sanwei Bookstore to Baicao Garden.

Qing Ye kept silent and got up from the other person's arms. This time, she didn't even need to pretend, and fell off the spot on the spot, although she didn't plan to pretend to be under the nose of this great god.

"Hmm... look at your expression, do you know me?" Edogawa Ranpo had already walked back and picked up the delicious stick again, his tone was full of pride, and he was vague while chewing the refreshed snack Unclearly said: "Well, after all, he is a real detective, and you should know it!"

After the words fell, he looked at the speechless girl on the opposite side, and narrowed his eyes with a smile: "It seems that someone I know has also come to this world."

"Dazai and Atsushi?"

This is the benefit of communicating with real bosses.

Qingye didn't say anything yet, she guessed everything right away, so she could only silently nod: "Yes."

"Oh, sure enough."

"Since it's those two guys..." Edogawa Ranpo didn't respond any more. He passed the girl with his things as if he was relieved, and turned back suddenly when he reached the exit, "That's right."

Qing Ye wanted to keep up with the other party, but when he heard this, he quickly stopped, and the NPC behind the two of them had already sat down on the office chair in silence.

In the still air, the young man in the detective cloak grinned. He kept turning his head, and said with a little playfulness in his tone, "Have you ever thought about..."

"This place, maybe it's not the game world, or it might be."

？ ！！

"You, you mean..." Qing Ye almost thought that she had heard it wrong, and an inexplicable chill subconsciously spread all over her body. In fact, she had doubted what was going on in this world more than once, but it was a pity that she didn't have a script in her hand, so she wanted to break her head There is no result.

"Well." Luanbu in front had already turned his head and waved his hands: "I'm going to the detective agency to see, let's go first."

Kiyono: "..."

It's the most wicked thing not to finish talking, brother!

She looked down at her Erkang hand, and could not hold back, "That."

"Will you go to the detective agency by car?"

The Yokohama private high school is probably quite far from there... Although she has never been there, but? After a few glances on the subway station map, it is really not close to here.

"..." Edogawa Ranpo stopped immediately, curled his lips: "Of course not!"

With that look, Kiyono always felt that the other party would say the words "Let me lead the way" in the next second.

as predicted--

"You..." Edogawa Ranbu was about to speak, but his words suddenly turned around halfway, as if he had foreseen some trouble in advance, he lowered the corner of his mouth unhappily: "Forget it."

"I think there will be many options if I walk with you. I'll go to the convenience store first."

“There must be a lot of thick dim sum there!”

Kiyono: "..."? ? ?Ever since, a certain girl raised Erkang's hand again and watched him leave.

*

Not long after Qing Ye left the Political and Educational Office, he accidentally ran into Qi Mu who had been thinking about him before at the stairs.

Saiki Kusuo was holding a very strangely shaped stone in his hand. He also saw the familiar girl, and before he walked over and nodded, the bodies of the two were immobilized.

[I actually ran into a beautiful girl in the corridor!Considering that your class unanimously decided to hold a stone exhibition at the cultural festival, and now it is hard to find a favorite stone, what do you decide? 】

A. Give the heart-shaped stone in your hand to the other party.

B. Invite the other party to visit your class.

B. I don't want to engage in these fancy things after the third year of high school.

Saiki Kusuo & Kiyono: "..."

He looked down at the stone he picked up casually in his hand, and fell into a brief silence.

It was not an accident that he was able to pick up this stone. Qi Mu's character in this game is a high school senior, and going to school must be inevitable.This morning, he was forced to wake up by the alarm clock and rushed to school. Words such as "Please go to the backyard flower bed to pick up stones" appeared in his system.

Although this stone is not very eye-catching at all, it is more like a butt than a heart, and there is a crack in the middle.

Saiki Kusuo thought with twitching corners of his mouth, and handed it to the beautiful girl with no expression on his face.

[Please respond according to the player's choice, and read the lines according to the prompts given by the game. 】

[Please read the lines happily: I like it so much. 】

"I like it so much." Kiyono also took it with a blank expression.

In fact, someone really doubted the shape of this stone. The most terrible thing was that when she caught the stone, the crack in the middle of the other party seemed to crack a little bigger.

Apart from these, it is quite fortunate to meet Qishen at the moment. Kiyono hurriedly told him what happened just now and this morning. Garbage explanation given by the system panel.

"...I see." Qi Mu nodded, and Qing Ye always felt that he could see the speechlessness of the other party.

But now that he had explained the situation clearly to the other party, Qi Shen offered to tell Yinshi and the others to re-discuss the meeting time, and the girl finally breathed a sigh of relief.

She didn't delay the other party, and hurriedly bid farewell to the other party's house, and the two separated.

[Player "Saiki Kusuo" has reached 30% attack speed. 】

Not long after we parted from the pink-haired boy, the whole school rang with cheerful radio bells.

I don't know if this is the bell for class start or the end of get out of class. I can't tell what time it is. Qingye lowers his head and takes out his mobile phone to take a look. It's 15:30.

The second after she saw the screen time, the whole corridor suddenly became lively, and many NPC students began to walk out of the classroom with their schoolbags, some shouting to themselves, "Finally school is over!" Some also came out in pairs to discuss together "Wait, what are you doing in the club?" students.

Seeing the increasingly real scene in front of him, Kiyono felt very complicated.

Subconsciously, she remembered what Edogawa said before Ranbu walked in her mind, her heart also jumped a few times as if falling, and for some reason there was always a weird feeling in her heart.

...Could it really be like what the boss said, this place is actually not the so-called game world.

So where is this?

Qingye didn't dare to think deeply, why not? Saying that she hadn't had time to think deeply, a relaxed and long male voice suddenly came from behind: "Xiao Ai?"

A familiar brown-haired young man walked over with a look of surprise, raised his bandaged arm with a smile and raised it: "What a coincidence, we met again."

Kiyono: "..."

The ghost doesn't go away!

I didn't expect to meet Osamu Dazai again, but they are now near the stairs on the side of the first floor. If the other party goes down the stairs from the side, it is normal for the two of them to meet.

Thinking of the dramatic meeting with Edogawa Ranpo before, since he met No. 2 of the script team, he should tell the other party directly, Kiyono sighed, and before he could speak, Dazai Osamu had already made an unreasonable suggestion:

"Want to hang out with me?"

"...Ah?" Qingye choked on what he was about to say: "You, what do you mean?"

"So, let's go on a date together!" Osamu Dazai didn't feel someone's embarrassment at all, his bright eyes were even more curved, and his tone was a little excited: "It's already school after all, isn't it?"

His tea-brown eyes lowered down and looked down at the girl with a smile, although Kiyono couldn't feel any excitement.

In fact, through the vase incident not long ago, Osamu Dazai has almost analyzed something.

For example, let the heroine help to bandage the bare board of the game, but the incident of him cutting himself with a vase is not a plot at all, and there is no similar instruction task in the game, not to mention breaking the vase was done by Osamu Dazai to test the game .

But the mandatory option appeared.

The reason is very simple, which means that this game will make emergency response according to the real-time situation.

So can it also be guessed from this-behind this game, someone is staring at them invisible?

Combining with the things that the system made players avoid each other before, they will avoid each other, which means that this game is really operated by someone behind the scenes.It is precisely because the action exceeds the plot of the game design that they will avoid it.

But? That "person"'s manipulation is not absolute, after all, they? We players still met.

……

Gradually withdrawing his thoughts, Osamu Dazai held out his hand to Kiyono with a smile on his face.All in all, if you want to go with the flow, you can use this in reverse.

Just invite the heroine of the game to go out to play and increase the chance of being alone... Even if you deviate from the fixed plot, there may be many options to speed up the progress bar of affection.

With Osamu Dazai staring at him so hard, Kiyono felt his head break out in a cold sweat.

She finally understood those fanfictions about Dazai Osamu's eyes with a knife hidden in his smile... Is it the real him? The one with such a big leg makes people panic, and they dare not breathe.

Succumbing to the despotic power of a certain man, the girl was very aggrieved and nodded in pain: "Okay, okay."

If you want to be more open, that's dating a male god.

She had never dreamed of it before!

[Oh my god, the beautiful girl actually agreed to your date request!You, who are eager to move and itchy, decide? 】

A. Hold the opponent's little hand.

B. Kiss each other on the cheek.

Just like confirming Dazai's guess, the damn option appeared at this moment, and it was quite in line with the behavior of a love game.

Qingye tensed her body immediately, not knowing what the spirit in front of her would do, she just wanted to cry in her heart.

...Leave her alone!

Fortunately, this option is actually quite easy to choose. When the girl used her toes to pick out the ancient city of Jingjue, she suddenly felt that the young man not far away was slowly approaching her, and the male breath was getting closer and closer, so close to the opponent's body. His breath sprayed onto his face.

Kiyono stiffened all over.No way? ?

But the shadow that was much taller than him completely cast down, with a bit of clear and soft taste, and immediately——

She felt her left hand being pulled.

And Osamu Dazai on the opposite side also smiled and straightened up, "Then, let's go?"

[Please respond according to the player's choice, and read the lines according to the prompts given by the game. 】

[Please shake each other back, and read the lines shyly: Okay, teacher. 】

"...Okay." Qingye blushed unavoidably on the face, and the fear of being cured was flooding again. She looked down at the ground and wanted to pull her hand out, but her body was still fixed, "Teacher .”

Too much to kill her.

"Ah, speaking of which, I met Mr. Ranpo before." The culprit continued as if he didn't notice, "Please analyze where Dun-jun is, he? Said it was in a fast food restaurant on the commercial street .”

"Let's go there and have a look." Osamu Dazai said in a relaxed tone, as if he simply suggested where to go, as if they were some kind of young couple who were going on a date.

"..."

What else can Kiyono say?As long as you like it, big brother.

As the saying goes, one wave is not calm, another wave rises again, just out of the tiger's den and into the wolf's den.

On the way through the corridor, Qing Ye took the opportunity to pull her hand out, but before she could breathe a sigh of relief, the good times would not last long.

Not long after the two walked out of the main teaching building, they saw a familiar red sports car at the school gate.

And the orange-haired young man leaning against the car door also saw them?

The author has something to say: the current player strategy——

Central Plains Chuya: 70%

Sakata Gintoki: 25%

Tsunayoshi Sawada: 43%

Atsushi Nakajima: 33%

Burning Power: 100%

Saiki Kusuo: 30%

Osamu Dazai: 18%

Edogawa Ranpo: 5%