All the strategies I have failed

Hi everyone, sb? Acting out a die in place right now.

He lowered his head and stared at the small object in his hand. Although Kiyono, as a good mayor, has never seen a bug so big...but no matter how you look at it, it must be this thing!

The cold sweat was dripping down, and the chemistry teacher standing at the front was still chattering: "I know that the cultural festival will be soon, but you must not take it lightly, and you must remember to focus on learning."

If he hadn't rang the bell right after he finished speaking, Kiyono would have thought that this world had "come alive".

However, the most urgent task at the moment is to quickly solve the problem of bugs.

"Squad leader? You will help me, right?"

Just as Qingye was racking his brains, the front desk sitting in front suddenly turned around and said, "A plaque about the cultural festival."

Qingye was extremely afraid to say a word of doubt? Afraid that the other party would repeat something, she held a hot potato in her hand and nodded? Nod: "Yes."

"That? That's great." The front desk turned its head back with a look of rejoicing, not moving? Not moving? Only the back of the girl's head was left.

[Please go to the activity room on the first floor to help. 】

Qingye: "..." Kill? Her.

Taking her painful eyes away from the task light board, she naturally didn't dare to go downstairs, but put the bug back into the school uniform jacket first.

Anyway, best thing to do right now is to pretend? Not knowing about it, and figure out a way to get your clothes off.

But also the kind that is natural.

"..." I'm afraid this is not hell-level difficulty! !

The idea of ​​breaking the pot and smashing it rekindled in his heart, Kiyono looked at his pocket a little bit tangled, thinking? Thinking about it or not after all? Giving up hope, first stood up and looked for the goal of a solution.

Wait? Wait?... Is it wrong to undress in the classroom.

There are many NPCs in this class. As the homeroom teacher of Class [-] in Year [-], Kiyono really suspected that Osamu Dazai had plugged a bug in every NPC.

For people? She has always been unafraid to speculate on each other with the most perverted ideas!

...Sure enough, let's take a step and see, right now? This classroom is absolutely unbearable.

Qingye left his seat resolutely, and followed the mission instructions, keeping his steps unhurried. He went to the first floor, and found the activity room mentioned by the game system at a glance.

Because there were a lot of people gathered there, and it seemed that because the classroom was not big enough, some NPCs stood directly in the corridor.

Thinking that her words and deeds are very likely to be listened to by the other party, Qing Ye's head is almost bald, she walked over with painful steps, some of those NPC students were cutting wood, some were Blowing up balloons seems to be making a "Cultural Festival" plaque placed at the school gate.

Not daring to touch them, seeing the game light board disappear, Qing Ye was about to leave quickly, but suddenly saw a group of students drawing in the corner.

They were holding buckets of paint, and they looked like they were painting patterns of plaques for cultural festivals.

……

Kiyono instantly regained his spirits?

"What are you doing, let me help."

She took the initiative? Walked over, didn't wait?

The paint in the boy's hand immediately splashed on her.

"Ah." Kiyono called out very artificially.

Did the NPC with a public face on the opposite side show a surprised look, it might as well be that he didn't seem to pay attention to the current situation at all, and just asked with concern: "What's wrong with you? Are you okay?"

Qingye simply ignored him, hurriedly took off his coat, and said to the NPC not far away who looked like the leader: "You guys dirty my coat?"

As far as she knew, people with a certain title? For example, the literary and art committee members of her class were all slightly intelligent NPCs.

Sure enough, the boy who was leading everyone to cut the wood looked over, and even took the girl's jacket with a sorry expression on his face, and suggested with a somewhat rigid gesture: "I'm very sorry, then? You wear my coat? Yes."

Kiyono: "..."?

Uh...then that, it's unnecessary, right?

She took a look at the man's high school uniform, but never thought that she had already taken off her jacket in public, and handed it over as if she didn't feel any shame.

Kiyono: "..."? ? ? ?

Looking at the boy's bare, bare arms and the mysterious two points, she said that she didn't pick it up, and she didn't pick it up, thinking that someone? The coat was very hot, and he hurriedly left here without looking back.

When he was almost far away from that area, Kiyono breathed a sigh of relief.

She rummaged through her clothes again, and even took out the boy's jacket. Seeing that the bug had completely disappeared, Qingye finally let go of her worries.

But this thing...

Looking at the Japanese-style male high school jacket in his hand, Kiyono's expression twisted for a moment, and he put the jacket next to the toilet sink with a headache.

That's right, she's in the ladies' bathroom right now.

After all, it is not good to go to other places to hide in a short time!

And speaking of the women's toilet, we have to mention another person who exits the women's toilet.

Not long ago, after separating from the heroine of the game, Sakata Gintoki didn't follow up, and he left WC with Lake Toya in his hand.

Because? I heard a girl? A girl? A lot of news with a lot of information, Sakata Gintoki decided to re-explore this game world, the first step of exploration——

Just go to the supermarket on the fourth floor to check the situation.

In fact, he has clearly noticed in the past few days? The restoration of the game is accelerating... Then? His amiable strawberry milk will not and will not be refreshed anymore?With anxiety all over his head, Sakata Gintoki hurriedly rushed towards the convenience store.

The supermarket is different from the empty one in the past. There are a few NPC students who seem to be picking up goods.

Seeing this scene, Sakata Gintoki's eyelids trembled, he swallowed, and glanced around, hastily shifting his gaze to the fresh-keeping cabinet.

Walking over anxiously, just when someone stretched out his hand to open the door of the cabinet, he saw a hand reaching out and holding the door handle of the refrigerator at the same time as him.

Subconsciously turned his head away, the owner of that hand seemed to be a strange teenager with pink hair.

……

Sakata Gintoki: "..."?

Saiki Kusuo: "..."?

That's right, Qi Mu, who was planning to come to the supermarket to get coffee jelly, couldn't help being equally confused?

He teleported here, and he planned to leave after taking it, but he never wanted to directly bump into someone who looked a little familiar.

Two people? Looking at each other.

"Are you that..." The weird and silent atmosphere stagnated? After a while, Saiki Kusuo finally decided to speak first:

"Rub my boss at the beginning of the second season of TV anime."

"Click on the last program at the beginning of Ayin TV's animation!"

"……what?"

Sakata Yinshi's eyes widened when he heard the words, and the whole person stopped doing it in an instant. He stretched his head over with a face full of embarrassment, and made a contemptuous expression that no relatives recognized: "Obviously you are the one who rubbed against Ah Yin." Are we okay!?"

Seeing the other party disgustingly, he took a step back, and Sakata Yintoki immediately followed, his mouth was like opening a chatterbox, as if the talk that had been quieted down because of being alone these few days was just an illusion: "Who is Ah Yin? "

"The male protagonist who once ranked in the top ten JUMP manga masterpieces, and the national husband who has been ranked first in the rankings for several years! I want to compete with Ah Yin. There are too many animations that are popular? Go? You are too sweet!"

"Oh..." While bragging, he still did not forget to send out a wave of relegation attacks: "Compared to an ordinary high school student with superpowers surpassing the creator of the world, Tom Su, this is no longer ordinary, right? Ah Yin A beautiful man like me who combines appearance and wisdom is the most popular, right? A house, a car, and a part-time job, there is no better winner in life than this!"

Qimu Nanxiong: "..."

Raised his eyebrows calmly, Qi Mu said very calmly and ruthlessly: "You mean what you owe? The house rented by Chengshan, the electric car of Little Sheep, and? Illegal employment of child labor."

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Almost choked? He took a big gulp, and he swallowed guiltily? Swallowed, and said very double standard: "You, what are you talking about, cough...Little brother, be a man? Leave a line so we can meet in the future."

"Look, I'm so excited to see you? I almost forgot? It's time to get down to business." Hastily changed the subject, and Sakata Gintoki's expression was correct: "So you are also the player who passed through here?"

Saiki Kusuo paused. With a superpower like the bug of "telepathy", he naturally already knew what the other party was thinking, so he nodded directly.

"...It seems that you have heard her say it." Qi Mu thought for a while, "Then? Why don't you find some time to come to the supernatural club? Maybe tomorrow."

Sakata Gintoki was naturally a deal, and he was afraid of being snatched away by someone? The strawberry milk in the refrigerator.

Qimu Nanxiong: "..."

Wake up, what he wants is coffee pudding.

Little did they know that the two had already reached a consensus on the other side, and Qing Ye was still suffering from the torture of the game.

Not long after she walked out of the women's toilet, she was stuffed with a shopping list by a girl.

"Squad leader? Can I ask you to buy something for the cultural festival?"

"You are..." Qing Ye didn't have much impression of this girl with freckles on her face.

"What are you talking about." The girl smiled and said, "I'm the propaganda committee member in my class."

Qing Ye: "..." Oh, that's how it is.

Weird! ! !

Her expression immediately became horrified, and she secretly said sorry, Qingye touched the other party's clothes with a sense of guilt, but found nothing.

Well... It seems that Osamu Dazai doesn't seem to be so crazy.

[Please go to the hardware grocery store. 】

A new instruction board appeared above his head, so Qingye had no choice but to hold the paper in his hand and thought about it? He asked anxiously, "Um, do you know where the hardware grocery store is?"

"Huh? The hardware grocery store is in the small shop opposite the school. Please go and come back soon." The girl said patiently.

"……thanks."

She didn't expect to leave school, and she was about to leave when the girl across from her suddenly said, "Did you touch it? Do you remember? You have to be responsible."

Almost staggering, "Yes, I'm sorry." With a clear understanding of how well the game has been repaired, Qingye hurried down the stairs without daring to turn his head back.

Fortunately, it was not difficult to find the Laoshizi grocery store. After crossing the road opposite the school, the girls quickly found a store with the sign of "Hardware and Grocery Store".

The owner of the store is a middle-aged uncle, with his back to the door, sitting on an old-looking sofa watching TV.

The same old TV rustled, as if sensing someone coming in, the boss yelled, "Welcome."

If it weren't for the fact that the content on the TV was repeated repeatedly and only that one segment was broadcast, Kiyono really felt like this was a real store.

Ignoring the boss sitting there, she quietly held the list and began to look for things on the shelves.

By the time I finished picking out a series of items such as screws, tape measure, steel wire and needle-nose pliers, it was already dark outside.

Fortunately, the boss didn't make any other movements except for scratching his butt. He was so stiff that he sat there like a sculpture, which means that he still doesn't need to pay for things!

There was a clock hanging behind the cash register of the store, and Kiyono checked the time when he left, it was 18:15.

"..." Does this mean to let her go home directly? ?

Looking at the pile of objects in his arms, Qingye couldn't help but be silent? Fortunately, he just dragged a black plastic bag on the counter.

A little guilty, she left the shop with the bag in her hands, but the next second, she couldn't move as soon as she opened the door.

【I learned that the beautiful girl? Girl? Wasn't in school before!Wanting to see her, you rushed to the store non-stop, now? It's hard to meet again now, what do you decide? 】

A. Female? Are you in the car?

B. Get in the car, Qingye.

"..."

That's right, a red sports car is parked in front of the girl? Girl?

As for the owner of the car, he was looking at her with his blue eyes twitching at the corner of his mouth. His orange hair was blown by the cold wind under the hat. "Where? Move? Move?" "...Get in the car, Kiyono."

[Please respond according to the player's choice, and read the lines according to the prompts given by the game. 】

[Please read the lines happily: Are you coming to pick me up?So happy! 】

"Are you here to pick me up... I'm so happy." Qing Ye opened his mouth, his heart is not the opposite of happy.

In fact, she may be the reincarnation of a brave man, who passed five levels and killed six generals? Just to deal with one boss after another... Oh no, players.

"...Well." Zhongyuan Zhong also didn't? Deny, he walked over without squinting, took the big bag in the girl's arms, and opened the car door without expression: "Let's go." .”

The weight in his hand suddenly disappeared, and he felt it again? Qing Ye, who was treated like a gentleman, naturally didn't dare to take a breath, and quickly raised his heels: "You're right? Yes, thank you."

After careful calculation, the two of you have not seen each other for two days? The last time we met was still in a very sad forced event.

There was a very small bit of embarrassment in the atmosphere.