All the strategies I have failed

Sakata Gintoki has been here for three days.

At first, he really thought it was the orangutan who came up with some kind of moth to trick his rhythm, and it was fine to trick him, and he used the teacher Ginba derived from this work.

...No, no, it's obviously not possible to use Ginpachi-sensei.

To time travel, the main body is better, Ah Yin prefers his original kimono!Don't think that he doesn't know that Teacher Yinba is spoofing Teacher Jinba in Group B of the 3rd year.

It's a pity that no one listened to his wailing. Sakata Gintoki traveled to this ghostly place for 3 days, and he had changed from "don't panic, find the time machine" at the very beginning to a complete salty fish lying flat.

Because he found that this time travel was not quite right.

This is like a formatted game world, or the kind of rpg game with rigid characters, blurry graphics, and a lot of bugs that has long been eliminated from the market.

Sakata Gintoki randomly took two boxes of strawberry milk from the school supermarket, and within 2 minutes, the vacancy was filled in the place that was taken away, and the Osan at the cash register would not bother him at all, and even kept the one With a smiling expression, once he passes by, he will open his mouth and repeat: "Female high school students, today I will also be full of female high school [beep——]"

"..." What kind of pervert are you!

Is it really okay to let this kind of strange uncle open a supermarket in school!Something will happen...!

However, at this time, Sakata Gintoki didn't know that he would be forced to become a pervert three days later.

In short, he tried to do everything in this inexplicable world. Even if he squeezed chili sauce into the pants of the uncle in the convenience store, the other party was still smiling, and he didn't feel any malice from the chrysanthemum god.

... You will be crazy, you will go crazy if you stay in this world any longer!Even if strawberry milk can be drunk, it will make you crazy!

Sakata Gintoki was thinking about it, while drinking a freshly opened box of strawberry milk without guilt, and ate the luxurious version of yakisoba bread at the front of the convenience store... As for why he has been in this school all the time Hanging out in the supermarket?

Because he found out that he couldn't get out of Yokohama private high school.

As long as he walks out of the teaching building and wants to cross the threshold of the Raoshizi campus, which he has never heard of, his whole body will be subjected to a huge resistance, and he will be unable to move half a step forward at all, and even a translucent object will appear in front of him. blue light board——

[Permission not yet enabled. 】

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

To be honest, at least he was once the old male protagonist of the boy manga. There is still a big storm that a certain person has never seen before, so he, who was in a frenzy, didn't take long to fully understand his situation.

This is indeed a game world, and judging from the current status quo, he is the only normal person who exists.

And the purpose of this game is also very clear, let him attack a female high school student who doesn't even know his name, has no appearance characteristics and no personality description, and if he has reached 100% of the blind strategy, he can wipe his ass and go home.

This probably gave Sakata Gintoki the feeling that I thought you were an rpg, but you turned out to be a fucking galgame.

His current attire is completely copied from Ginba-sensei, and it looks like he is the school doctor of this school. Maybe it is because of his pity for his lonely family.He also threw his Lake Toya over.

But what's really bad is that Sakata Gintoki found that he couldn't take off the 0-degree glasses frame on his face, even if he broke it and stuffed it into the supermarket uncle's mouth, it would reappear on your face after a while.

...How can I sleep with this on!

It's okay to let him touch the blind all by himself, even the right to sleep well has been deprived!

In such a collapse, Sakata Gintoki suddenly heard a knock on the door outside the health care room, a knock on the door that was completely unexpected.

After all, everyone in this world is still, and it is impossible for anyone to come in according to common sense. Today, not only was he suddenly woken up by the class bell at 8 o'clock in the morning, but the students outside the window also seemed to move.

Although they still look dumb, it has to be said that this posture seems to be the beginning of the main storyline.

Sakata Gintoki seemed to see hope, he immediately became energetic, eager to open the door of the health room quickly, only to see a black-haired female high school student with side ponytail standing in front of him.

The girl has delicate facial features and a small hairpin, with a flat and stiff expression. When she saw him, she froze for a moment. It seemed that she was a little bit more advanced than the other NPCs outside. The other party's appearance was comparable to that of the new girl Aidou Temple. Mentong is also cute, and it seems that she is more in line with the image of a galgame heroine.

...But who can tell Ah Yin what the hell this option is!

He is attacking people instead of annoying them!If you read this option that even straight men would hate and cast aside, you will be scared away before you get close to other girls, okay?

However, Gintoki Sakata found that he could not defy the light board at all, his whole body seemed to be fixed, and the already static world became darker... Appeared!This kind of option setting is absolutely irresistible!

What should I do, do I really want to choose?Do you really want to choose this option that smells like a stinky uncle?At least he still has the title of medical teacher, won't he be fired!

Obviously, the unscrupulous author didn't seem to want to make someone feel better, and when Sakata Gintoki panicked, he accidentally connected to the option B.

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"..."

Kiyono has already seen such a wonderful and unusual expression on the face of the second anime male god today.

Not to mention others, even she would doubt life when she saw the other party's options.

It seems that if there is no accident... the second unlucky person who attacked him was Gintoki male god, as expected, he was still an anime character, and he seemed to be Mr. Ginpachi from Class Z in the third year of the derivative work.

...So this is a comprehensive manga game!As soon as Kiyono's uncertain thoughts fell, the damn game light board appeared in front of her again, and Gintoki, who was opposite, was the same as the previous Zhong, and didn't notice it.

【Contact Player: 2/7】

[Tip: Don't make players feel abnormal. 】

On the other side, Sakata Gintoki's face was already livid, and his eyes were full of lovelessness, and he read the line that made him hate it: "Classmate, the teacher is a perverted car**."

"Ha ha ha ha ha……"

...Ginpachi-sensei, don't look like you're dying, you're going to be broken.

Qing Ye couldn't bear to look directly at her and covered her face, but unfortunately she was trapped by the system and couldn't move half a step.

Seeing the slightly distorted expression of the girl in front of him, Sakata Gintoki finally came back to his senses, and regained the shame he had kicked into outer space just now: "That, that..."

The body has obviously returned to action, and remembering the stupid request that he still needs to clear the Raider when he gets home, he said dryly, sweating, "That...cough, that...student, things like Luo ○ control are just a piece of cake. Kind, uh, it’s just a simple adjective, you know it! It’s because of kindness that I said this to you!”

"If it's really a perverted Luo ○ control, you won't say this kind of lines, right? I believe... I believe in Ginpachi-sensei, Ginpachi-sensei definitely has no malicious intentions!"

Kiyono: "..."

"……sorry."

Sure enough, he apologized honestly. Sakata Gintoki chose to be honest, but after waiting for a long time, there was no response. He raised his head and looked at the girl who should be the protagonist with uncertainty.

On the other side, Qing Ye, who really wanted to do something but was made a wooden man, finally waited for the prompt from the game board——

[Please respond according to the player's choice, and read the lines according to the prompts given by the game. 】

[Lines: It's okay, teacher.I'm not a loli anyway. 】

"..."? ? ?

Ah this?

It turns out there is such an operation! ?Qing Ye was once again shocked by his three views, is this kind of answer really possible!

However, the system's prompts could not interfere, so she could only open her mouth silently. This time, she looked at the other side with a stiff face, and said in a very speechless heart: "It's okay, teacher. Anyway, I'm not a loli."

Sakata Gintoki: "..."? ?

Qing Ye could feel that even a certain male god who was famous for his sarcasm could not help but choke up when he heard her words at this moment, and his eyebrows trembled.

"Teacher." Qing Ye interrupted the other party with tears in her heart, she now really wishes that she was really an NPC with no feelings, "Can I go in?"

"...Ah, um, come in."

So, at the moment when Qing Ye stepped into the threshold of the infirmary exhaustedly, the clock in the infirmary turned again.